"You, don't be like a child in the future."

Ye Zi sat on the side and gently gave the corner of the hammer on the corner of his mouth, while his mother-in-law nagged him, tirelessly.

"Sister Ye, how am I like a child...... "Dingzhu grinned in pain: "That guy is really hateful." ”

Ye Zi nodded: "You can't be so impulsive in the future." ”

"Uh-huh, yes." Dingzhu was stupidly happy: "That's right, Sister Yezi." How do you know the President? ”

Ye Ziwan gently raised his hand to pull the tips of the hair in his ears to the back of his head: "He is my old superior, and when he was in the Institute of Life Research, he was the director." ”

"From the director to the president, this span is big enough." Dinghammer snorted in his mouth: "Then why don't you let him change you to a good job, I think you are wasting your life here." ”

"Isn't my job good enough?" Ye Zi smiled and flicked the hammer's forehead, and then leaned up coldly and kissed the hammer's forehead: "In the future, I will get up early in the morning, insist on exercising, and don't fight." Do you know? ”

As soon as Dinghammer heard this, he suddenly had a feeling that something was wrong, and he jumped up from the bed and shouted, "What do you mean? ”

Ye Zi smiled and pressed him down with his hand on the forehead of the hammer, and put a finger on his lips: "Listen to me." ”

Dinghammer nodded, staring into the leaf's eyes, frowning.

"When I went to the president, he wanted me to go to the third district for an exchange for eight months to a year, because there was a super soldier who was very similar to me." Ye Zi said with a smile: "Also, Dinghammer." I know you think super-soldier training is brutal, but you know it's a must, all super-soldiers are weapons to be the best in the fight. Super soldiers don't need emotions and don't need to, this is one of the guidelines of all super soldiers, obedience and killing are the mission. They have a high status, and this status is given up in exchange for something, maybe it's not the same as your worldview, but until you can change the world, please adapt yourself to it, okay? Sister Ye Zi doesn't want to see you hurt by this world, my sister has no relatives, only your younger brother. ”

As she spoke, Sister Ye leaned down and kissed Dinghammer's nose, and put the milk next to Dinghammer with a smile: "Sleep well, send it to me tomorrow." ”

After Ye Zi left the room of the hammer, his heart suddenly became empty, since he came to this world, for the first time he felt an indescribable sense of loss, no matter how crazy he was in front of people, the hammer would always treat the leaf as a relative at the bottom of his heart, even if he didn't tell anyone, his occasional fun was enough. But now Ye Zi suddenly said that he was leaving, and he didn't even give the hammer any warning and preparation, which made his whole person look very depressed.

After a while, the hammer with great pressure opened the door and rushed out, came to Ye Zi's room, and looked at Ye Zi, who was leaning on the head of the bed and reading a book: "Can't you not go?" ”

Ye Zifa smiled slightly at the book in his hand, looked up at the hammer and shook his head twice: "What qualifications do I have to refuse?" ”

Dinghammer sighed, also feeling a little too naïve. Even an ordinary leader's order has to work together, let alone an order from the president, and Ye Zi doesn't seem qualified to refuse from any angle.

"It's okay, we can still contact you by phone, and the big tree can convey my greetings to you." Ye took out a leaf from under his pillow: "Here you go, you have to carry it with you, so that I can feel it when you miss me." ”

Dinghammer couldn't help but laugh after taking the leaves, the leaves were so cute when they said this, as if a child used two paper cups as a phone.

But when the amusement passed, the faint sorrow returned, but after standing for a while, Dinghammer sighed deeply and returned to his room.

And when he went back, he found that the ham sausage was already squatting at the head of his bed, licking his tail obscenely, and he had the urge to beat it up when he saw it.

If he wants to go up to fight with the ham sausage as usual, he doesn't seem to be in the mood today, so he goes into the bed and sleeps.

"Hey." Ham sausage poked the hammer's face with his claws: "Hey, hey! ”

"Don't bother." The hammer violently interrupted the ham sausage: "Shut up, I want to sleep." ”

"Yo yo yo." The ham sausage was not angry, but just stepped on the belly of the hammer, without stopping: "Look, look." The rogue hammer will be sad too, huh? ”

Dinghammer was made by this cheap cat and had no way at all, and begged with a bitter face: "Don't bother me, don't bother me, can you let me sleep?" ”

The ham sausage let out a sigh in his mouth, and then sighed deeply: "Ye Zi is gone, I don't know when I will be able to come back, the third area is on the other side of the earth, just one earth diameter away from here, the plane will fly for twenty-three or four hours, I can't see it." ”

"Believe it or not, I ate you?"

"Ouch, tantrums." The ham sausage looked very happy: "If you eat someone, do you want your system anymore?" Bai Fei and I have already designed the prototype, and the big tree will be able to speak soon. ”

After speaking, the ham sausage paused, and then dragged the leaves from the next room: "Come on, come on, while you are not leaving, let's design the image of the big tree." ”

"Well......" Ye Ye, who had changed into pajamas, touched his chin: "Let the hammer decide, the big tree likes it very much." ”

Dinghammer sat up from the bed and blinked: "How to set it?" ”

"You wait." The ham sausage got out of bed, took out a hat from the ground and put it in front of the hammer: "Put it on!" Big tree, get ready to connect with this idiot, but beware of him lowering your IQ. ”

"......" Dinghammer scolded and put on the hat, and the moment he put on the hat, he suddenly found that he was really connected to the tree, and when he opened his eyes, he could clearly see and feel it at 360 degrees inside and out. Every leaf, every nest and every wormhole of the tree can be clearly felt.

"Oh......" Dinghammer couldn't help but sigh: "Handsome." ”

And then he heard the ham sausage crying in his ear: "Come, come, try to summon the tree." ”

"How?"

"Shout."

"Big tree!"

As soon as the words fell, Dinghammer felt that his spiritual power had entered a deep whirlpool, which had been spinning and spinning, and when he felt that he couldn't bear it, he suddenly came to a silent darkness, he could clearly feel his body, but he couldn't see even his own hands.

"Hooray! The communication between humans and plants is successful! The cry of the ham sausage sounded outside, and the hammer could hear it but could not see it: "Don't look for it, the big tree has no image now, you have to give it even, according to your ideas, your imagination." ”

Standing in the dark space, he touched his chin and pondered for a moment: "Turn on the lights!" ”

After a few clicks, the whole space lit up, but the white one looked more uncomfortable than the black one......

Dingzhu was not in a hurry, fantasizing about the nightclub he liked to go to the most, and after a while, the surrounding space suddenly became the nightclub that appeared in his mind, the familiar golden door, colorful neon and ambiguous crimson lights, but unfortunately there were no girls outside.

"Perfect!" Dinghammer snapped his fingers, then walked into the lobby of the nightclub, leaned back on the gorgeous sofa, took out a bottle of red wine from the shelf next to him and poured it for himself, and began to drink peanuts: "Big tree? Tree? ”

After speaking, he suddenly remembered, and patted his head vigorously: "Come on, come on, come a set of pinching tools, uncle is going to pinch people." ”

Suddenly, the surrounding walls were covered with fragmented body details, from nose and eyes to arms and thighs, and none of them were heavy.

"...... It's weird to look at. ”

After all, Dingzhu hurried to start pinching people, but he really didn't have any artistic cells, and the people who pinched them looked like people. I like to be small and like long legs, and when paired together, it's like a grasshopper, and those big eyes with a small face and a small mouth and a thin neck, how awkward it looks, it's more disgusting than a horror movie.

"Oh my mother...... Dingzhu didn't dare to look at it: "Big tree, it's better for you to combine it yourself, and combine your favorite look." ”

The big tree was not polite, and after a while, a girl about fifteen or sixteen years old appeared in front of the hammer, and the hammer was stupid at the time - isn't this a butterfly?

"No......" The hammer reacted instantly, this is not a butterfly at all, but a leaf at that age. After all, butterflies are the same as leaves, so leaves without breasts are butterflies.

After the combination was completed, the big tree overthrew them all for some reason, and then a man appeared in front of the hammer.

"Damn, don't use this!"

This person is none other than himself, and he looks as obscene as he looks with his bare ass, which is not appropriate at all...... At least that's what Hammer thinks.

"Come on, let's look like Bai Fei's bare ass." Dinghammer rubbed his hands: "Chest a little bigger, waist a little thinner." Feed? Tree? Tree? Damn, even you don't like her, do you? ”

In desperation, the hammer could only set the big tree to look like a little girl who looked four or five years old. This little girl has always been a stalk in Dinghammer's heart, he was almost able to save this girl from under the wheel, it was the first time he watched a life pass away, so in order to commemorate the child who made him cry without tears for the first time, he could only let her live again in this world.

Looking at the little girl's appearance, Dinghammer lit a cigarette: "I didn't save you at the beginning, even if I owe you a life, I can be regarded as paying you back." Well, that's it, big tree! ”

After a while, under the pressure of the big tree, the hammer was forcibly withdrawn from its spiritual world and returned to its state. And when he came out, the leaves and ham sausages next to him looked at him with strange eyes, which confused him.

"I knew Hammerhammer wasn't a bad guy." Ye Zi smiled very happily: "That's enough." ”

And the ham sausage also echoed on the side: "It's really unexpected, it turns out that you still have this kind of history." ”

"What the happened to me? What did you do to me? ”

Ye Zi pointed to the TV: "The big tree can project what it sees on this, and we can broadcast the whole thing." ”

Dinghammer groaned, got back into the bed, and buzzed inside: "You can't leave some ** for others......"

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