Chapter 31: The Dormitory Dilemma
I walked in from outside the balcony, and when I saw the mess in the place, I felt that my scalp was numb, and Lin Xin'er probably wouldn't let us go easily.
Lin Xin'er's mouth was still covered by Lao Dao, she couldn't speak, she kept struggling, trying to break free of Lao Dao's hand.
Lao Dao didn't let go, but while covering Lin Xin'er's mouth, he explained in a chaotic word, he said no less than a hundred sentences, anyway, I only heard him say a few words before and after, such as "catch ghosts", "I'm sorry", "I didn't mean to".
Ya's one or two sentences can express clearly, but at this time, Lao Dao said more than a hundred sentences and couldn't express it clearly, I can't help but laugh in my heart, it seems that Lao Dao is sensitive to women, even if it is not sensitive to women, it must be sensitive to Lin Xin'er.
Look, I'm incoherent and allergic now.
Lin Xin'er finally broke free from the old way's hand, and said directly: "Your hands stink!" ”
Lao Dao was immediately stunned.
I walked over with a smile and said to Lao Dao: "The ghost screamed just now, and I didn't see you covering her mouth, but for Xin'er, you were very positive." ”
Lao Dao hurriedly explained: "The cry of the female ghost is not real, only people within her sphere of influence can hear it, but Lin Xin'er's is different, as soon as she screams, I am afraid that the people in the entire dormitory building can hear it." ”
Lin Xin'er glanced at the old man and said: "What are you talking about, I + one + this ~ read + novel + ybdu don't understand what you say at all!" Lin Xin'er was obviously a little angry, "You hurry up and let me go, otherwise I will be rude to you." ”
I looked at Lao Dao's embarrassed face, and couldn't help waving my hand and laughing: "I don't understand what you say." ”
The old way was speechless. Lin Xin'er hurriedly took a towel to wipe her mouth, and didn't forget to say to the old Taoist behind her: "Your hands are so dirty, don't touch anything from me here!" ”
Lao Dao innocently "oh", like a child who has been bullied.
I walked up to Lao Dao, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Let's go, don't disturb people." ”
Lin Xin'er asked angrily at this time, "How do you two know about my dormitory?" How did you get into my dorm? And what happened just now? Explain it to me, or I'll have to call the police! ”
As soon as I was intimidated by Lin Xin'er, I immediately felt my scalp tingle, and muttered: "Call the police, as for it, this is the rhythm of the break......"
Lin Xin'er snorted coldly and said, "I already knew that the person surnamed An didn't have a good heart, and asked me out for no reason, fortunately I was smart, but now your tricks have been seen through by me, if you don't give me an explanation, I want you to look good!" ”
Lao Dao exhaled a long breath at this time, and said: "We asked An Gui to ask you out to catch the ghost in your dormitory, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be so angry......" This time Lao Dao said something reasonable, clear, and clear.
"Ghosts?" Lin Xin'er was stunned for a moment, remembering the headless corpse that stood up from the ground just now, and said in disbelief: "Is there really a ghost?" ”
I explained, "You saw it just now, and the headless corpse is a ghost. Didn't you faint suddenly just now, and it was because you were ghosted during that time. ”
"yes, why did I faint just now?" Saying that, Lin Xin'er involuntarily touched her face, and then hissed, "It hurts, what's wrong with my face?" ”
She went to the mirror to take a look, and when she saw her red and swollen face, Lin Xin'er cried out in a hurry: "What's wrong with my face, is it disfigured, what should I do?" ”
The slap of the old Taoist fan just now was full of strength......
Lao Dao looked embarrassed and said, "Your face is fine, I'm sorry, the situation was critical just now, and I started a little harder......"
It's okay not to apologize, Lao Dao's apology, Lin Xin'er immediately knew that Lao Dao slapped her, and she immediately said angrily: "Hmph, you all get out of me, I don't want to see you again!" ”
I saw that the time to leave came, so I smiled and said to Lin Xin'er: "Okay, let's go, get out now, don't be angry, don't be angry, if you are angry, it is easy to get old, if you are old, you will not be beautiful, and if you are not beautiful, no one will ......"
"Get out!!" Lin Xin'er interrupted me.
I pulled the old way and was about to go out.
But then there was a knock on the door.
Lin Xin'er immediately became anxious and said, "You two stop me, don't touch my door with your dirty hands!" Then she quickly put down the towel, came over, kicked me into the corner of the door, and said, "No sound without my permission!" ”
I stayed in the corner of the door with Lao Dao, it seems that Lin Xin'er is afraid that after someone sees me and Lao Dao, there will be misunderstandings and rumors, which is really not a good thing for a girl.
Lin Xin'er opened the door, and I saw through the crack in the door that it turned out to be an aunt patrolling the dormitory.
"Auntie, what's the matter?" Lin Xin'er's expression was undecided, and she said this.
The aunt saw that Lin Xin'er's hair was unkempt, her clothes were disheveled, and her expression was panicked, so she looked puzzled, and she said, "It's okay, I heard shouting here just now, so I came over to take a look." With that, the aunt ignored Lin Xin'er's hand on the door and forced her to walk in.
Lin Xin'er hurriedly pressed the door to our side, so that Lao Dao and I almost became meatloaf, and then blocked my aunt's sight with her body, and said in a panic: "No, why didn't I hear it?" ”
Lin Xin'er finally squeezed out a smiling face, but her acting skills were too scummy, and her smiling face became a bitter smile.
A discerning person can know at a glance that there is an inside story in the corner of Lin Xin'er's back door.
The aunt looked Lin Xin'er up and down a few times, said "oh", and then prepared to leave.
I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, it seems that the aunt's IQ is under the stupid line, and it is understandable to be a patrol security guard.
But at this time, the aunt's voice came out of the door: "Ouch, it's two!" ”
It turned out that the aunt walked out and looked in through the crack in the door!
What kind of year is this, even the security guards are cunning, and they don't do their part well, but they cause some trouble, what should you do with me as the protagonist......
Lin Xin'er immediately complained bitterly, and couldn't help but smile awryly: "Auntie, both of them are my friends, don't think too much." Lin Xin'er said, kicked over, and the heel of the high heel kicked directly on my thigh, causing me to bare my teeth and wrinkle my face, and I couldn't breathe. Lin Xin'er kicked and said, "You two come out, so you can give Auntie an explanation." ”
Lao Dao and I looked embarrassed and walked out slowly.
The aunt looked at Lin Xin'er's disheveled appearance, and then looked at me and Lao Dao, and then said "yo" and said, "One against two, can you stand it, little girl?" ”
Lin Xin'er was immediately embarrassed, and I was so embarrassed that I wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, but Lao Dao was very calm and expressionless.
"Auntie, what are you talking about, it's not what you think!" Lin Xin'er hurriedly explained.
However, there are some things that the more you explain, the more misleading it becomes.
Sure enough, the aunt only said: "I understand, young people, the needs in some aspects are relatively large, well, auntie is also an enlightened person, so she won't interfere with your private affairs, since nothing happens, then I'll go, you continue, you continue to ......"
You go on......
This strange aunt would actually think of this, I hit my head against the wall and died......