Putting down the instant noodles and not mentioning it, I said that I and the fat man, and Shen Han followed Uncle Li to talk and laugh and came to the so-called swamp, in fact, it is a vast and boundless desert, Uncle Li looked a little dignified, I and the fat man felt quite puzzled, thinking that we would fight ghosts and destroy the law beasts along the way, it is said that it is also a life of nine deaths, just the desert in front of us, a flat river, not even a sand dune, definitely not a sandstorm, afraid of a ball. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing me and the fat man looking at the "swamp" pouting and shaking their heads, seven dissatisfied, eight dissatisfied, one white and more than twenty unambiguous hanging looks, Uncle Li'er's old face sank, and he gave a big-eared post according to the back of the two of our heads: "Grandma, let you not be afraid and don't let you your tail and pretend to be calves, you think this swamp is really as calm as you see, I don't believe you try." ”

"Try it, try it, it can still bite my little bird, hehe" The fat man did not believe in evil, and picked up a stone from the ground and threw it towards the desert.

As soon as the stone touched the sand, I saw that the desert that was as calm as the sea was like boiling oil in a boiling pot, and the black blisters gushed out like a volcanic eruption. The fish and snakes also sank to the bottom of the water, and the surface of the river was once again covered with sand and the previous calm was restored.

I, the fat man, and Shen Han watched this incredible scene in amazement, and our hands and feet were frightened cold.

"Uncle, what is this, Amazonian piranha?" The fat man's eyes looked at Uncle Li distractedly, and his lips trembled.

"Their name is Ran Yu, they are the evil spirits in the blood pool hell that can never be reincarnated, the underworld put them here, originally to warn those ghosts who have just entered the underworld must cultivate themselves and be good in the next life, and must not be tortured by this life is worse than death like these Ran Yu, now, this place has become a forbidden place, those Ran Yu's hearts are full of resentment, and naturally they will spread their anger on any object they touch, not to mention stones, now you just throw an atomic bomb down, they can also give you a bite to eat."

"Uncle, then we will definitely not be able to get over what you mean." I sighed and threw a look at Uncle Li for help.

"Well, it's not that there is no way, I'll fly you over, but because there are too many of you, I won't have the strength to fly halfway through, so I'll have to throw one of you down and give me a foot, and then I'll step on that unlucky guy and fly, so you can discuss and see who will be the victim." Uncle Li blinked and couldn't see clearly the little eyes that opened and closed his eyes when it was dark, and looked at me and the fat man with a playful expression.

"I'll do it, anyway, I plan to go back this time, and it's convenient to find my mother if I become a ghost." Seeing me and the fat man staring at Uncle Li without speaking, Shen Han almost did not hesitate and said first.

"Go, what are you messing with, adults talking, children are being interjected." I looked at Shen Han, who looked at death as if he were at home, just like Yue Fei's stupid bird, and couldn't cry or laugh.

Then, the fat man and I rushed over with our arms and Uncle Li's cunning eyes, and when we arrived at Uncle Li, the fat man smiled gloomily: "Uncle, if we are halfway through the flight, if our brothers push you down, can we also fly to the other side of victory by stepping on your old bones, besides, the apprentices of the church starved to death the master, you see that you taught the two of us not to be separated, so what, you sacrifice your little self and fulfill our big self, the Buddha said, you are not as good as hell, right, hehe"

"Hey, I'm really a fucking tiger relic, it's been a long time, I've fucking taught a pair of enemies, right, if you don't come, just fill me in the big hole first, okay, you guys are really promising, okay, there are yours, hum" Uncle Li gritted his back molars and looked at us, looking pained.

"What's wrong with you masters and apprentices, just now it was so good that it was not big or small, and now it will start to kill each other, are you ashamed, and you, Yang Xiaokai and Wang Yifei, you are just fake ghosts now, is your humanity really eaten by dogs, I really despise you." As soon as Shen Han heard what I said to the fat man, his lungs were about to explode, his face turned red, and he denounced our cold-bloodedness and inhumanity.

"Haha, girl, you still lack life, no, when you see that guy trying to harm others, you will have to go over and take the initiative to tell people, hey, your uncle, you fucking pay attention, twelve o'clock the day after tomorrow, I will smash you to death with tofu at the door of your building, remember for me, it is twelve o'clock the day after tomorrow." Seeing that Shen Han was really serious, I laughed out loud and explained casually.

Seeing Shen Hanjiao glaring angrily at me and the fat man, her little breasts were all lying down together, she was really angry, and Uncle Li and the fat man couldn't hold back and laughed together.

"You ...... Do you think that's interesting? Shen Han was so made by us that he couldn't laugh, stomped his feet stupidly, turned around and stopped looking at us.

"Fuck it, I'm so angry, I can't go over and coax it." As soon as he saw Shen Han's business, Uncle Li also felt that the joke was too much, after all, Shen Han is not like me and the fat man who has been messing around with Uncle Li for a long time, and he is also a nurse in the army hospital, so it is reasonable that he is not suitable for our market behavior.

I walked up to Shen Han with a sneer: "What, don't be angry, in fact, we don't mean anything, we just want to relax our tension, even if it's death, don't we have to laugh at Jiuquan, hehe"

"Oh, relax, huh." Shen Han suddenly smiled at me, the smile was very weird, I was secretly screaming, I felt a shovel kick in my right calf, so painful that I sat on the ground with my leg in my arms.

"This time, are you relaxed?" Shen Han looked at me with a sneer and asked.

"Shhh...... Relaxed, relaxed, don't believe it, I look loose, my forehead lines are open, hehe" I took a breath of cool air and quickly begged for mercy.

"Hehe, okay, uh, don't make trouble, what, the ship is coming." Uncle Li shouted, and finally relieved me.

I stood up and limped behind Shen Han to come to Uncle Li, and I saw Uncle Li and the fat man looking in the direction of the desert.

I craned my neck to look in the direction of the desert, and sure enough, I saw a small black boat like a canopy boat, slowly rowing towards us on the sandy sea.

The black boat came to us, and a man in a black robe, with only a pair of skinny white arms supporting a bamboo wormwood, a bamboo hat on his head, and a black veil hanging down, could not see the face of the person who came.

"Get on board." The boatman said coldly to us.

Uncle Li glanced at us, lowered his voice and said, "Don't talk nonsense when you get on the boat, you will be touched." After speaking, Uncle Li jumped and got on the boat first.

The three ghosts were very clever, and when they saw a ship coming, they didn't need me to greet them, but turned into three white shadows and flew into the dementor lamp in my arms.

The black boat was still about three or five steps away from the riverbank, and the fat man, Shen Han, and I also jumped and got on the boat without much effort.

After we all got on the boat, the boatman did not say a word, turned the boat around with bamboo artemisia, and propped it up towards the center of the sand sea.

The boat was made of wood, and it felt cold as iron when it sat on it, and it could be touched with your hands, but it was clearly made of wood, and there was also an incense burner in the bow, in which three black incense sticks were emitting green smoke, but the smell was not the refreshing smell of sandalwood, but a smell mixed with burning paper and corpses, and it was disgusting.

Behind the incense burner, there is a wooden statue of the same color as the hull of the ship, carved is a fierce man with a snake face, hideous appearance, angry eyes and beard, looking at his clothes, it does not look like a statue of the Central Plains style.

"Damn it, this ship has an evil breath." The fat man whispered in my ear like a mosquito.

I nodded, and secretly used my mind to urge the immortal bones of my right arm to prevent accidents, and Shen Han seemed to feel the treacherous aura of this small boat, and subconsciously clinged to me.

The bamboo artemisia in the boatman's hand did not seem to touch the sand, but the boat seemed to have another power to move on the sand, under the boat, from time to time there was a "bang" sound of something hitting the hull, no need to ask, it must be caused by the fish-headed snake body Ran Yu passing underneath.

The boat quickly traveled to the sandy surface only a stone's throw away from the opposite bank, looking at the gray fog and faintly visible some canopies on the other side of the river, not only me and the fat man, but also Shen Han breathed a sigh of relief, even Uncle Li was happy, feeling that everything was going smoothly.

The boat stopped suddenly.

"Get the money for the boat." The boatman plunged the artemisia into the water, turned to us, stretched out a white hand as thin as a bird's claw, and said dryly.

"Ah, the boat money, fuck me, when will this boat change its charges?" Uncle Li was obviously unprepared for the boatman to ask for money for the boat, and asked in surprise.

"Do you two have paper money on you, flip through it." Uncle Li touched his body, and turned to look at me and the fat man with an embarrassed expression.

The fat man and I shook our heads with our mouths closed.

"Bastards, you can talk now, fuck." Uncle Li scolded anxiously.

"Uncle, this is really nothing, it's okay, why do we get a bunch of paper money with us, right?" I watched Uncle Li spread out his hands bitterly.

"What, I'm in a hurry to come out today, I don't have a dark coin on my body, or I owe it first, don't you know me, I'm Lao Li, Li Tou'er, everyone on the earth knows, hehe" Uncle Li saw that we were going to be embarrassed, so he hurriedly made friends with the boatman and wanted to pay on credit.

"This is the underworld, and there is no credit." The boatman shook his head, he didn't give Uncle Li face at all, and pouted Uncle Li on the spot.

Seeing that Uncle Li was hanging there with a helpless face, I had an idea, and took out the golden arrow in my arms and handed it to the boatman: "This top boat is always enough." ”

"Yellow and white things in the sun, don't stain my hands." The boatman's head, with his hat and impermeable black veil, moved slightly, but he still disagreed.

"Fuck your uncle, this doesn't work, that doesn't work, what do you want." The fat man became agitated, forgot Uncle Li's instructions, and strode towards the boatman, about to get started.

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