Huanxi Lou is a restaurant where we often gather, the dishes are not bad, tonight and Lao Hei want to set the plan, there is a double single sound insulation effect upstairs is very good, suitable for drinking and talking.

But one thing is not good, I have too many acquaintances in this hotel, and I am afraid of meeting acquaintances if I have a ghost in my heart, but I am afraid of what will come, and I met my cousin before I entered the door.

My cousin An Shangwu, the five big and three coarse has always been informal, like a Liangshan thief, when I met him, I was intimidated, thinking that tonight with Lao Hei This matter is estimated to be unnegotiable, and these donkey hooves can't be saved.

My cousin waved at me from afar: "Second brother, what a coincidence." ”

I had a ghost in my heart, for fear that my cousin would pester me to eat, so I smirked and said, "Hey, it's quite a coincidence, come to dinner?" ”

My cousin came over and said, "Well, follow a few buddies to eat, it's better to meet by chance and sit together." ”

I said, "No, there is another friend with us, and there are many of you, so it's inconvenient." ”

My cousin took my arm and kept looking into my bag: "Is it your second-class colleague Lao Hei?" ”

I saw the signs, and this thing was really beating the idea in my bag, and I hurriedly hid the bag behind me: "Ah, yes, it's him, let's drink some if we get off work early today." "You must know that the seven donkey hooves in my hand were obtained by me with great difficulty, and this thing must be eaten by me, and I can't stop it.

The cousin smiled: "Brother, what is it delicious to bring \ a \ book \ read \ novel xstxt, and you still have it hidden?" ”

I hurriedly guarded the bag, for fear that he would snatch it away for me: "This, this is a hernia lamp, which is used on the construction site." ”

The cousin grinned in disbelief and had to open it to see.

I had to show him, "Ah, what, this donkey's hooves, you can't eat them, they're useful." ”

My cousin let out a thoughtful sigh, ignored me, took out his mobile phone and dialed a number: "Hey, Dandan, our second brother has prepared a donkey's hooves today, hurry up Huanxilou, don't call people, just the two of us." ”

I was stunned, I didn't expect him to have this hand, just when I was stunned, my cousin dialed another phone: "Hey, old fat, the hemp Huanxi Lou gathers, the second brother has prepared donkey hooves, and after a while, braised and steamed to eat as you like, it's too late." Don't call anyone, just the two of us. ”

I snatched my cousin's mobile phone and whispered like a thief: "Brother, this is really inedible, this hoof has been put away for decades, and it is about to grow hair." ”

The cousin swallowed his saliva and said, "Hey, you see that you are stingy, and you have been strong for a long time, and the meat and the hooves and tendons are ...... Oh, it's delicious in the world, why is bacon so delicious? Just because it's been a long time, you're right, brother. ”

I was very depressed: "Brother, if you listen to my brother's words, just spare my brother, I will pay for what you eat in this Huanxi Building today, this donkey's hooves are really not good." ”

The cousin laughed: "Which of our brothers is with whom, as long as they promise not to call people, I will eat one, and the more are yours." ”

I really have no choice, I can't go, I can't stand: "You can't spare your brother this time?" It's harder for me to get this donkey's hooves than to learn from it. ”

My cousin dragged me to the store: "Don't say it, go sit down for a while, don't you just have a few donkey hooves, and I'll let Lao Fei accompany you to take the scriptures after eating." ”

I really had no choice but to follow him in, and I was so worried that I picked a large elegant room and sat in. After a while, Dandans came, followed by Lao Fei, Da Fei, and three or four buddies I didn't know.

Dandan, Lao Fei, and Da Fei were classmates in junior high school, and the relationship was particularly iron. Dan Dan is a typical foodie, as long as there is food, you must be able to see his figure, Lao Fei is a rich second generation, a foodie who wears a pair of pants with Dandan, otherwise I am sorry for his nickname Lao Fei and more than 200 catties of fat.

Da Fei is our class leader, a typical school bully, I studied hard day and night with Dandan, Lao Fat in the third year of high school, fighting for the college entrance examination, and people Da Fei skipped class to fall in love and go to the Internet café and didn't take the college entrance examination seriously at all. In the end, Lao Fei fell off the list, Dandan's three books were examined, and I barely hung up a score line, Da Fei is not a person, he was admitted to Peking University.

In fact, I was admitted to Peking University, and everyone was not too angry but very happy, the most annoying thing is that this goods dropped out of school in their sophomore year and set up an engineering team to seek development for the construction of the motherland.

As soon as these goods heard that I was going to treat each other and invite their friends, I secretly complained in my heart, what is this called.

Before Dan Dan sat down, he put his arm on my shoulder: "Second brother, aren't you authentic, take your cousin to eat well, we can't even drink a sip of soup?" ”

Before I could reply, Lao Fei continued: "Second brother, I didn't call Da Fei this product, it's a bad job of keeping secrets with a big mouth, wait a minute, you must reward me with a donkey's hooves to make up for my body, my body is called a void during this time." ”

Da Fei laughed dryly and said, "I heard that you have a baby here, but our buddy came here after smelling it." Then I generously called those unknown buddies to sit down, I closed my eyes depressedly, I didn't know what to say, my heart has been dripping blood, it seems that today's donkey hooves are really not saved.

My cousin looked helpless at me and said, "Seeing that the second brother is happy, he won't be able to speak." One of you counts as one, don't be polite to the second brother today, eat with joy with an open stomach, whoever doesn't eat happily just doesn't give our second brother face. ”

I stood up and said, "Brothers, this donkey's hooves are really inedible today, I'll invite you to a big meal another day, okay?" I still have something to do, you eat first, another day, another day, you must be good to invite another day. ”

Dandan was not happy now: "Hey, no, no, no, people can walk, and the hooves stay." ”

Lao Fei also joined in the fun: "You are gone, who cares about the food, no one cares about the food, how can you eat with peace of mind, I have no money." ”

I glanced at Lao Fei: "Otherwise, if you call me Dad, I'll ...... the money for the meal."

Before he finished speaking, Lao Fei began to shout: "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, ......"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"You stinky and shameless people, do you have to eat this donkey's hooves?"

"Yes." Answers in unison.

"Sure enough?"

"Sure enough."

"Do you have to eat it?"

"Must eat!"

"There's no room for pleasant negotiations?"

"Nope!"

"Okay, good, you win, let's say okay first, I only care about the donkey's hooves, I don't care who invites me for this meal!"

The big guys looked at me in unison.

I was stunned: "What are you looking at me doing, my donkey's hooves have been contributed, and you want me to treat you, there is no reason and no conscience!" ”

Dandan said, "Didn't you invite this meal?" When he came, Shang Wu told me. ”

I said, "He bought what he said, but I didn't say it." ”

The cousin was anxious and said, "Didn't you buy it?" Invite them to dinner, I'm not that kind of person, don't spew me blood. ”

Lao Fei continued: "Yes, yes, I can prove that he is not that kind of person." ”

Da Fei, who had not spoken, also said: "Second brother, it's time for you to treat once, since you finished inviting guests last week, you calculate, how many days have you not been invited?" ”

I looked at their eyes, it was like a group of devils watching a flower girl: "It's okay to have a treat, but I have one condition." ”

The cousin said, "You say what you say." ”

I was about to go out with my donkey's hooves in one hand: "You can't beat my donkey's hooves!" ”

Lao Fei said: "No, no, no, I don't have to talk about this matter, I have fallen asleep, if I didn't know that there are donkey hooves to eat, and I will not come to the sedan chair to invite me." ”

Dandan slapped the table at this time: "Whoever has a treat, you have to be so worried about having a meal." ”

The cousin turned to Da Fei and said, "Da Fei, I heard that you have done a good job on the construction site recently." ”

Da Fei didn't even look at him: "Don't talk to me, this has nothing to do with me, I don't have any money." ”

As soon as I saw this scene, I said that it was also my treat, I couldn't hide, so I simply didn't leave, and sat down happily: "Okay, let's eat, let's eat, I know it's not good to meet you!" ”

The brothers laughed all at once, and they had a good idea of this meal.

My cousin called the waiter, what kind of raw seafood, wild fowl and beasts are worth ordering, and I didn't order a vegetarian dish, and these pigs didn't know how to save me at all. During the banquet, my cousin asked the waiter to help process these donkey hooves, I reluctantly handed the donkey hooves that I had worked hard to get in the afternoon to the waiter, and the dishes were all on the table, and the waiter sent the donkey hooves back. Several people were busy stuffing food into their mouths while looking at the waiter with resentful eyes, so frightened that the waiter shrank his head and left.

I guess that the chef can see at a glance that the donkey's hooves are rotten, so he won't make it, God really helps me.

I made a call to Lao Hei, I wanted to ask him when it was, but the phone was connected but no one answered, an ominous premonition rose to my heart, I thought, Lao Hei was really caught by the Taoist priest in the Taoist temple, it is nothing, it doesn't matter if the old black skin is rough and thick, if it is twisted to the police station, it will be miserable.

The cousin went to the next room to accompany his own friend, and this thing just loves to be lively, and he is not sincere in eating donkey hooves, but he is just gathering his brothers together to play. I couldn't contact Lao Hei, I ordered a few bottles of liquor, a few buddies pushed the cup and changed the lamp, and after a while, he was already lying in the nest, but Dan Dan was still sober, holding a crab shell and holding Lao Fei's head to make him a hat. I pulled the balls apart, but the balls suddenly came to the spirit, pestering me to fight with the wine, the two of us drank half a catty and couldn't drink anymore, the brain followed the feet, but the mouth didn't know where it looked.

Dandan asked me with a big tongue: "Second brother, what are you doing with this donkey's hooves, you protect it like your own brother." ”

I also drank a lot, and my brain couldn't keep up with the rhythm: "It's used to drive away evil spirits, bump into ghosts, this thing is so good." ”

Dandan: "Open, what are you kidding?" ”

I couldn't hold the mood of getting rich immediately for a while, and boasted: "Hehe, what do you know, my brother is going to get a fortune soon...... Got rich. ”

Dandan said, "What's the way to make money?" Pull the brother too. ”

I said, "It's not that you can't, it's just that I'm afraid you won't dare...... I don't dare to go. ”

Dan Dan took the chopsticks as a sword and played a few times: "It's still ...... Still...... Is there anything else I dare not go? My brother knocked on the widow's door when I was three years old, peed only on the back wall when I was five years old, and scolded a blind man at the age of twelve. ”

I laughed and said, "Dig ...... Dig a grave. ”