Hey, I looked at Shen Han with some surprise because of a few glasses of beer and a pretty face became pink, there really seems to be a smell of vinegar in these words, but then I think about it, it shouldn't be, Shen Han doesn't bother others when he sees me and the fat man, how can he eat Lin Fei'er's flying vinegar for no reason, damn, I can't drink a little wine, how can I think nonsense.

I shook my head and smiled self-deprecatingly, just about to explain to Shen Han that the fat man and I were really not the image of the disciple who had been ingrained in her impression, and if this misunderstanding was not solved, I would be almost depressed.

Before I could speak, the fat man over there pouted his two thick lips and spoke: "Sister, you don't know us, you think, Kaizi and I have always been so plain, we don't even have a girlfriend, so if you don't see a woman, you can race a sable cicada." Don't talk about Lin Fei'er, even you have a stably body that doesn't have anything, our brothers beat you up when Kaizi was hospitalized, hehe"

As soon as the fat man finished grinning, I lamented in my heart: It's over, this dead fat man, he really dares to pretend to be mellow (pure) after a few glasses of beer, and he really treats himself as an outsider, he teases Shen Han like this, just Shen Han's angry little pepper and Sudan Red temper, it's not impossible to flip the table on the spot.

In order to be on the safe side, I hurriedly stepped on the ground, even with a chair and stepped back, ready to protect myself once Shen Han lifted the table.

To my surprise, Shen Han, who was teased by the fat man, was not angry, but picked up a piece of steaming tofu in his hot pot with a smile, and got up and walked over to feed the fat man himself: "Since Brother Fei is so good at eating tofu, then the little sister will borrow flowers to offer Buddha and give my brother a favor." ”

Don't look at Shen Han with a smile on her face, but her eyes are as cold as a knife, and what's worse is that the piece of tofu she sandwiched is as hot as coals, if she swallows it, it is estimated that it is no different from swallowing a pair of fire tongs.

When the fat man saw Shen Han's expression, he also knew that the consequences were serious, but he didn't dare to stimulate Shen Han anymore, so he begged for mercy with a hippie smile: "What, sister, I'm allergic to tofu, you don't know, my beriberi is old and serious, and the doctor said that if it is serious, I will have to have a caesarean section......"

As soon as the fat man saw Shen Han's eyes, the wine woke up in fright, and he was incoherent. But Shen Han still smiled and held up the steaming tofu: "Brother Fei, eat tofu while it's hot, come, open your mouth, ah......"

The fat man tightly closed the two trouble-provoking lips, and shook his head like a lion rolling a hydrangea.

"Don't shake it, the left half of your head is water, and the right half is noodles, and if you shake your head again, it will be completely mush." Shen Han stared at the fat man and said word by word, "Be good, open your mouth, don't make me angry, otherwise I will let you die with a sense of rhythm, believe it or not, I will put the hot pot on your head?" ”

"Letter, I've eaten it." As soon as the fat man heard Shen Han's words, he immediately opened his mouth and swallowed the piece of hot tofu, rolled his eyes and stretched his neck, and tears came out.

I looked at Shen Han who returned to his seat with a smug face, and then looked at the fat man whose expression was more painful than swallowing stool, and sighed in my heart: Fuck, this dead fat man eats this tofu, it's really unprecedented.

After making trouble for a while, the three of us ate almost enough, and chatted very happily, Shen Han coldly saw the pile of equipment we piled up in the corner, and immediately revealed the curious nature of the little girl, pestering us to ask what these equipment were for.

"Well, we are going to the field to conduct a unique scientific expedition in human history, and if this scientific expedition is successful, it will fill a gap in the field of neurological research in our country." The fat man really didn't change his life, his mouth was so hot that he couldn't help it.

"Brother Fei, do you still want to eat tofu?" Shen Han screamed, and the fat man immediately silenced and pretended to be an ostrich.

"Ah, this is not fat, their school is going to conduct a wilderness survival training to enrich the children's extracurricular life and cultivate comprehensive quality, and the two of us will help purchase equipment." I guessed that Shen Han would notice this bunch of novel and eye-catching things, so I had already thought of the lines.

Sure enough, Shen Han looked at the fat man suspiciously, and then at me: "What you say, which sentence is true and which sentence is false, which of you should I believe." ”

"Hey, don't believe anyone, just listen to your mother." I bared my teeth and got up to settle the account, for fear that this girl would pester me again to dig into the roots.

Out of the hot pot city, the fat man was busy putting away the pile of equipment, and I reached out to stop a taxi for Shen Han, and at the moment when I opened the door to get into the car, Shen Han suddenly looked at me, with a hint of sadness in his tone: "No matter where you go, remember to call to report your safety, don't always remember to call me when you need me......"

The taxi that Shen Han was in had already driven away, and I was still standing in place, still haunting Shen Han's words just now, "No matter where you go, remember to call to report your safety, don't always remember to call me when you need me......"

This inscrutable little girl, where is she singing, it's really confusing, is she ...... No, no, I shook my head and laughed at my own amorous thoughts, and said in my heart that this is the love when people give a smile, and the whole thing is wishful thinking.

Come on, don't be cranky, I took a deep breath of the air full of car exhaust fumes, calmed down, and the fat man picked up the pile of equipment, flagged down a taxi, and drove to the psychiatric clinic.

Back at the clinic, the fat man and I gathered the fruit basket drinks sent by the drivers, and took them all to the fat man's father and mother's house, and by the way, told the two people that we would go to see friends in other places and come back in a few days. As I was about to leave the door, I suddenly had a strong premonition, and reflexively took out the magic arrow and the oil lamp that had been hidden under the offering table and put them in my backpack.

The fat man was a little puzzled: "Didn't you say that you didn't bring these things, for fear of being robbed by the enemy?" ”

"I don't know, but there's a strong feeling that reminds me of the need to take them." I don't know why I did this, but I can't control myself, so it's probably a hunch.

The fat man shrugged, noncommittal.

When we arrived at the fat man's parents' house, the old man and the old lady couldn't help but count down a few words from us when they heard that we were leaving, and then they made dumplings, saying that they were getting on the car and getting off the car, so as to be auspicious.

At about 7 o'clock in the evening, Wu me and the fat man hiccuped with beef dumplings, and one of them carried a big backpack and went straight to the station. Of course, in order to avoid trouble when passing through the security check at the train station, the two machetes and the fat man were each glued to the back with tape, just like the members of the anti-Japanese broadsword team.

When getting into the car and going through the security check, the security personnel looked at the magic arrow and the oil lamp for a long time, and finally waved and let them go. As we sat in the sleeper compartment of the old-fashioned green train that characterized the wooded area, watching the familiar street scene of Jakosh being left behind the window little by little, the fat man and I invariably took a deep breath, and God knows what kind of fate awaits us at the end of the journey.

The forest area of the Great Xing'an Mountains in Inner Mongolia covers an area of nearly 88,000 square kilometers, which is equivalent to the territory of Jiangsu Province, and the Great Xing'an Mountains, which stretch for thousands of miles, are like a winding green dragon coiling in northern China. Therefore, since ancient times, the Great Khing'an Mountains have multiplied with ethnic minorities such as Sushen, Xianbei, and Jurchen, and have occupied the Central Plains one after another, and established a regime that has been inherited for several generations, so the Great Khing'an Mountains has been the land of Longxing since ancient times.

However, sitting in the green train that left the factory in the fifties and sixties, the fat man and I turned a blind eye to the beautiful scenery of the mountains, green trees, and grasslands outside the window, but in the carriage, groups of tourists from the south, speaking different Wu Nong soft language, while looking at the scenery outside the window, while chirping, looking very excited.

The fat man looked at the southerners who dragged their families and families to travel to the forest area, and fell on the lower bunk with great interest, only to be grinned by the machete on his back. The fat man scolded and pulled out the machete, and threw it under the bunk with a "clang".

Then, he picked out a can of beer, took a sip, and said a little incomprehensibly: "Travel, that is, from the place where you are tired of staying to the place where others are tired of it. ”

"Radish and cabbage, each has his own love, do you think everyone is like our brothers, the biggest pursuit in life is to be full and poured, rely on." Listening to the fat man's emotion, I also took out the machete on my back and tucked it under the middle bunk mattress, and then poked my head out of the middle bunk to look at the fat man and said.

"Hey, that's right, I'm willing to eat and lie down, this is the blessing of cultivation in my previous life." The opposite bunk to me was a short and fat man, who slept with his head covered as soon as he got in the car, and at this time he was probably awake, listening to me and the fat man's chatter, he couldn't help but plug in.

By car, the most difficult thing to pass is time, not to mention that we have to sit until the full return for more than 10 hours, which is farther than going to Harbin. The fat man and I were bored, but it happened that this Humpty Dumpty was also a good talkative and lively master, so I didn't sleep anymore, pulled Humpty Dumpty to squeeze into the fat man's lower bunk, turned out the beer and cooked food we brought with us, and chatted while drinking.

This Humpty Dumpty man looked like the master who always went out, and he was not reserved, he took out a bunch of fast food from his backpack, as well as two bottles of pure grain (pure grain liquor produced in the forest area, with high degrees), and put it on the ground with us.

If you don't say that this wine is the lubricant of communication, three bottles of beer mixed with a glass of white wine, the fat man and I have already found out the origin of this short and fat man: this guy's name is Lin Deyin, he is a native of Qiqihar, and he pours wood all over the forest all year round, and according to the local dialect, he is a wood veteran. This time, he went to the Mangui Forestry Bureau to inspect the material of the local Korean pine.

This Lin Deyin went south and north, he was very talkative, and he could make a few sentences about meat and vegetarians, but he was very fat man's temper, and the amount of alcohol was also very good, basically he and the fat man belonged to the middle.