Chapter 55: An Gui's comic situation

After breakfast, Lao Dao and I went back to the dormitory.

There was nothing to do today, and Lao Dao's head suddenly lit up and said, "Yes, Angui still owes us a meal of sauerkraut fish!" ”

When I heard him say this, I laughed, and we didn't say anything, so we reached an agreement to go to Pit Angui together!

The two of us walked to the door of Angui's dormitory and knocked on the door.

An Gui opened the door, and when he saw the two of us smiling, he couldn't help but shudder, and said, "What are you two going to do, I'll shout out." ”

Lao Dao stretched out his hand and slapped him over, "Call you up, let's go, let's go to Xintiandi together." ”

"What are you doing in Xintiandi?" An Gui touched his head and smiled bitterly. This thing knew that we wanted him to have a treat, and deliberately pretended not to know, he really deserved to fight.

I pulled him out and said, "You are really a noble person, what you said a few days ago, have you forgotten it now?" ”

An Gui immediately looked disdainful and said, "Oh, isn't it just a meal of sauerkraut fish, are you so mysterious, go, I'll treat you!" At this time, An Gui said again: "However, before you go, you have to dress up, look at your appearance, slippers, pants, suspenders, **-silk in the absolute force." "This product actually said that the No. 21 Spurs jersey I was wearing was a suspender, which made me look unhappy.

After speaking, An Gui turned around and closed the door.

We both feel [a] [book] [read. What Angui said in the novel was not unreasonable, so he went back to his dormitory, put on his shoes and clothes, sorted out his hairstyle, and then came out.

But as soon as I came out, I saw that An Gui's goods had sneaked down the stairs, and now they were on the stairs from the second floor to the first floor, and it seemed that this goods wanted to escape!

"Old Dao, An Gui wants to escape!"

"What?!" Lao Dao opened the door of the dormitory and walked out of the dormitory with a "shudder", he had changed into casual clothes, and his shoes were canvas shoes.

An Gui heard my voice, didn't say a word, and slipped faster.

"Yad, this thing dares to run away under my nose!" Lao Dao chased decisively, supported the railing of the corridor with both hands, bowed his body, and jumped from the third floor.

When I saw this scene, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth, did this thing jump off the building for a meal of pickled cabbage fish? The third floor is so high, he has to break a leg if he doesn't die!

However, as soon as Lao Dao's feet landed, he bent his knees, and then jumped up, buffering the momentum, doing a front flip in the air, and then standing firmly in front of An Gui!

An Gui saw the old Dao who suddenly fell from the sky, smiled bitterly, and said, "Eh, Brother Dao, why are you here?" I was looking for you just now......"

Lao Dao clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I don't eat sauerkraut fish anymore." ”

An Gui said: "Hehe, this is what you said, let's go to the canteen and eat beef noodles for five yuan, I'll treat you!" ”

Lao Dao immediately had a black line on his face, and sprayed An Gui's face with saliva: "I want to eat sauerkraut fish and Chongqing hot pot!" ”

At this time, I ran down from the third floor, panting, I patted An Gui's shoulder and said, "Ya, you're too boring!" ”

An Gui smiled awkwardly and said, "Isn't it because you've been running too tight lately......"

"What's going on? Are you in love? ”

An Gui smiled stupidly and didn't say anything.

I grabbed him by the shoulders and said, "Let's go, let's go eat sauerkraut fish, and talk while eating, if there is any difficulty, brother, I will help you." Or are you in for a treat......"

An Gui immediately froze and looked at me with disdain, as if he wanted to eat me.

I laughed and said, "What do I have to look at, am I too handsome, even you are fascinated, I'm not gay, don't get too close to me, go, let's eat sauerkraut fish......"

Lao Dao slapped An Gui on the back of the head at this time.

"Smack!!"

"Oops, who hit me!" An Gui screamed.

Lao Dao said lightly: "Let's go, sauerkraut fish, add Chongqing hot pot!" ”

An Gui looked helpless and said, "Knowing you two pit goods, I can be regarded as having poured blood mold!" ”

So the three of us walked out of the school together and came to Xintiandi in Beigang Village.

Xintiandi is divided into three floors, the first floor and the second floor are for shopping, and the third floor is a place where all kinds of restaurants are concentrated, like a small canteen, which has everything to sell, from milk tea to snacks to various special foods, everything is available, it is simply a paradise for foodies.

We ordered a medium sauerkraut fish, the plate of which was the size of a small basin, and it was not easy to destroy this plate of sauerkraut fish, so neither I nor Lao Dao asked for Chongqing hot pot.

Although Lao Dao this guy has been unforgiving along the way, he has always said that he is determined to eat hot pot, but after coming here, this thing seems to have suddenly lost his memory, and he never mentions hot pot.

It seems that although this product is ruthless, it still takes care of An Gui's feelings.

At this time, Lao Dao picked up a piece of fish belly, stuffed it into his mouth, and said, "An Gui, didn't you tell me a few days ago that you have enough funds, why do you say that you are short of money now?" ”

An Gui is also half a rich second generation, his mother is a high school teacher, his father is a civil servant, and his family is very comfortable, and he is an only son, so it is impossible to say that money is tight.

An Gui smiled awkwardly and said, "Actually, it's nothing......"

I glanced at An Gui and knew that he was hiding something, there must be something hidden in it, and I said, "We are also good friends, it doesn't hurt to talk about it, maybe we can help." ”

An Gui waved his hand and said, "No one can help." ”

Lao Dao said at this time: "Let's not talk about unhappy things now, do you drink?" ”

Before An Gui could answer, Lao Dao said to the waiter: "Waiter, let's have a dozen beers!" ”

Lao Dao gave me a look, I immediately understood, Lao Dao, this goods, it turned out that he wanted to get drunk An Gui, as the saying goes, spit out the truth after drinking, Ya, if An Gui is drunk, I don't believe that he doesn't shake everything out?

Lao Dao and I tried our best to respect Angui, and all kinds of reasons were used, even the nonsense of congratulating you on getting more and more handsome was also said.

Well, the result was quite ideal, as soon as half an hour passed, An Gui was so drunk that his face was flushed, and he swayed left and right.

Lao Dao saw that it was time, so he asked: "Angui, why did you say that you are short of money, since you are short of money, then I should invite you for this meal." ”

An Gui waved his hand indiscriminately, looked drunk, and said, "Nonsense! Nonsense! Who said that I was short of money, I had a treat, or I invited, no one should rob me, and I didn't even have to be a friend if I robbed! Although I only have 200 yuan left, I can still afford this meal! ”

An Gui said again: "Ya, yesterday Lao Tzu met a beautiful woman, do you know, fairy-like, really beautiful, I invited her to dinner, she was very happy, but after eating, mother, patted her ass and left, I spent more than a thousand yuan in vain, more than a thousand...... Beauty is unreliable, and I tell you, the more beautiful a woman is, the less reliable she is! My thousand is fast......"

At this time, An Gui suddenly fell on the table and snored.

I thought it was something, but it turned out to be this!

I looked at An Gui lying on the stage with disdain, and couldn't help scolding: "Ya, invite a beautiful woman to dinner for a thousand yuan, please a good friend, it's so shabby, I wish you a lifetime of singleness!" ”

An Gui suddenly bounced up from the table, wanting to cry, and said: "I know that I was deceived by that beauty, money is not important, she deceived my heart, this is the most important thing!" After speaking, An Gui lay down on the table again and snored.

Lao Dao looked disdainful, and said lightly: "It turned out to be called spring, it's a big fart, cry wool!" With that, he slapped him in the face, then got up and said to me, "Let's go." ”

I sweated, and I said weakly, "Then who will pay for this meal?" ”

Lao Dao said: "Don't you see a person lying on his stomach in this table, if he really has no money, just wash the dishes." ”

At this time, An Gui stood up suddenly, pointed at the two of us and scolded: "You two pit goods, stop me!" ”

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