Chapter 66: Bench Fight

"Wait, they'll be back and invite us in."

The man smirked and made a gesture at my father, who looked at the clouds and mountains and fog, and didn't understand what he had done.

Sure enough, in less than half an hour, the village party secretary walked out wearing a sheepskin jacket, a locomotive hat, and a cigarette stick, and as soon as he saw the man, he knocked on his head with a cigarette stick and said: "I knew that it was your kid who did it, so quickly remove the magic spell, and now Lao Yu is also here, let's drink two cups." ”

The man winked at his father, and proudly followed the village party secretary to their house, but he didn't see any movement. My father had been wondering what his technique was, so he asked carefully.

"Hehe, you don't know! Our steamed buns are steamed today, this guy uses magic to make my steamed buns uncooked, I am about to boil the pot, but the steamed buns are still sandwiched, I know that this guy is making trouble nearby. ”

When my father said it at the time, he swore that the steamed bun was indeed sandwiched, but not long after they walked into the village party secretary's house, the gas in the pot came up, and the steamed bun was quickly cooked.

The village party secretary let his own ladies fry two dishes, opened a bottle of liquor, the three of them sat in the main hall and drank, and the scrivener went to the kitchen to serve steamed buns, and when they came out, their faces were gloomy and they could wring the water.

There is no other reason, there are a few of the steamed buns in a pot with clear fingerprints, as if someone has grabbed them with their hands before they uncovered the pot, this kind of steamed buns are called ghost buns in our countryside, this kind of steamed buns will only appear during the New Year, usually there is none, the rest are white and Xuan, only a few or two have clear fingerprints on them.

Of course, this kind of steamed bun was still eaten by people in the past, but most of the slightly richer people will use it to feed the dogs, because the steamed bun people who have been caught by the ghost will have a ** reaction.

My father said that his magic is that you can make your own mark on the steamed bun before you uncover the pot, of course, this kind of magic is actually not much use, and it is okay to use it to trick people, but after a long time, you will naturally offend people if you play tricks on others like this.

After the three of them killed a bottle of liquor, the man also drank a little high, so he started to show off, and my father was also curious to see what the real exorcism was like, so he urged him to try it.

The village party secretary is also a bad billet, and he didn't say anything about it, and he used words to generalize his army, saying that he wouldn't know it at all, and generally if he understands, no matter how you provoke the general, it's useless, because it will damage your life if you invite ghosts for no reason.

But that person is not a very transparent person after all, and when he heard that others doubted his ability, he became anxious on the spot, and after drinking a little wine, his brain was not as good as usual.

"You say I won't? Okay, let me show you my ability today, uncle, you have incense at home, right? Take out three of them, and I'll show you my methods today. ”

The man stood up and asked the village party secretary for three sticks of incense, although the superstition was very completely eliminated at that time, but in the remote mountain villages, there were still people who had these things, and it was a tradition to put incense sticks on the ancestors before the New Year.

The man took three sticks of incense into the courtyard, lit them, put them in a pile of earth, and then muttered a long list of things in his mouth.

I have seen this kind of situation before, and I have written about it before, those who ask the gods to come up, and those who drive ghosts, have to recite something, similar to a mantra, but this kind of mantra is absolutely impossible for ordinary people to learn, I have listened to it for several years and have not learned a word, and it seems that I am not the material for this.

After reciting the incantation, the man took out two small benches from the room, the kind that propped up on eight legs in eight directions, which in the carpenter's jargon was called "four legs and eight explosions"

After taking out the two benches, he said to my father and the village party secretary: "Look at it, a miracle will appear immediately." ”

As he spoke, the two wooden benches actually moved on their own. Although it didn't bend or anything, the two benches moved on their own, and the scene was weird enough.

When I heard this, I asked my father why the two benches moved on their own. My father told me that it was because the man had summoned two imps to attach themselves to the bench.

I've seen so many magic tricks, and no magic trick has ever made two benches move by themselves, unless there are props, like steel wires and the like, but in those days, who would have these in the countryside!

Besides, in a mountain village deep in the mountains, outsiders rarely come in, how could anyone teach him magic? So in every sense of the word, it's magic, not magic.

At that time, there were many masters who knew how to do magic and had not died, and it was possible to find a successor, and that person was a little lacking in heart, which was in line with the characteristics of five cripples and three defects.

Later, the man was not too happy, and directly ordered the two benches to fight, and with his voice, the two benches really fought back and forth, and the father who watched was dumbfounded, at this time he completely believed that there were really ghosts in this world, and there were such masters who could serve ghosts.

But this man's final fate was a bit miserable, according to his father, he didn't see it, but later I heard from others, this person often relied on his magic to summon ghosts to do some inconsequential things, and after doing it, there was no rich reward to send those ghosts away.

Ghosts, like people, are also very resentful, even if they are once or twice, but every time they do, and in order to show others that he knows how to do magic, he often summons ghosts to fight and play, and plays ghosts like monkeys.

We often say that we should respect ghosts and gods without fear, but we also need to have a certain amount of respect for ghosts and gods, and ghosts also need to be dignified, and if you don't give them face, the consequences will be quite serious.

The man's final result was a hundred ghosts devouring gods, directly eating his soul, and his death was extremely miserable.

So, it's one thing to know how to do magic, but if you misuse it, you'll be out of luck when the ghost reckons with you.

The most famous in history is Fei Changfang, of course, Fei Changfang is also a character in myths and legends, and his real surname needs to be considered.

It is said that Fei Changfang once obtained an ancient treasure "Ghost Seal", which can mobilize a large number of ghosts in the underworld, and even mobilize a large army of Yin soldiers to do things for himself.

But in the end, what happened to Fei Changfang after he lost the ghost seal? Ten thousand ghosts devoured his body, and directly let the ghosts eat him, and there was not even a corpse left.

Later, this incident was recorded in the Journey to the East, saying that after Fei Changfang's death, he was reincarnated as Han Xiangzi, the nephew of everyone Han Yu, and he became one of the Eight Immortals.

Of course, these are all legends, and they can't be true, but the man my father has seen is real, and the ability to summon ghosts is something my father has seen with his own eyes.

I told Li Yuncong about this legend and asked him if he could really use magic to put other people's pots and keep them open? Or make two benches fight?

Li Yuncong pondered for a moment and said: "If what you say is true, then there is only one possibility, this person is a master of masters, at least no one in the polling bureau can reach this level." ”

I am silent, in the current world, few people really believe in magic, on the contrary, those who have learned some fur are not counted, and the feng shui masters and fortune tellers who are swaggering and deceiving are very popular, and there are very few real warlocks.

The decline of Fangshu is inseparable from the development of society, if it were not for the catastrophe of ten years, maybe a considerable part of Huaxia's Fangshu could still be preserved, but in that catastrophe, many people who knew Fangshu were criticized and killed as bull ghosts and snake gods, resulting in the loss of many powerful Fangshu.

Just like now, many mountainous areas do not have the technique of urging the mountain, and the technique of urging the mountain is also a kind of magic, the ancient people hunted without such a high-tech as the modern one, there was no shotgun, they all used bows and arrows and the like, or they just dug a few traps, but no one dared to guarantee that their traps could catch the prey.

In ancient times, people who knew how to do magic studied a kind of mountain-urging technique to assist in hunting.

It is said that if several people who know the magic join forces to perform the mountain urging technique, it can cause all the beasts within a radius of 300 miles to panic and shake the earth.

These panicked beasts easily fall into traps and become prey to hunters as they run, but now they are lost, and no one knows how to urge mountains anymore.

According to Li Yuncong, many of the current magic techniques are just some skins handed down from the past, which belong to the trail and often rely on the assistance of many props to complete.

Just like what we are going to prepare now, the flat pole is used to fight ghosts, but also used to calm the soul, our flat pole was replaced from an old peasant who came to the town to sell things with a burden, and in order to exchange for his flat burden, not only did we buy him a new one, but also gave him some money in exchange.

Li Yuncong said that because the old flat burden is often pressed on people's shoulders, the yang energy is extremely heavy, and for ghosts, it is as heavy as a mountain.

I said before that there are three lights on people's shoulders and heads, which are people's yang fire, and the flat tan is often changed on the left shoulder and the right shoulder, and the yang fire in contact is the purest, which has the effect of fighting ghosts and souls.

Chicken blood doesn't need to be explained, whether in the movie or in reality, chicken blood is a sharp weapon used to break evil, and in many zombie movies and ghost movies of Master Lin Zhengying, the role of chicken blood is mentioned in dealing with zombies and ghosts.

Rice and soybeans are both a kind of grains, and one of them is practical, but for the sake of insurance, Li Yuncong has prepared both, the ghosts in the north recognize soybeans, and the ghosts in the south recognize rice.

This is a bit funny, some people say that there are many places in the Northeast where people eat rice, which cannot be explained, people in Tibetan Province still eat barley, anyway, this is the ancient rule, I don't dare to be a maverick.

Many people want to innovate, abandon the old things, and want to surpass the ancients.

To be honest, many high-tech technologies have indeed surpassed the ancients a lot, but for Fangshu, we have almost been gnawing at the old books, and there is no innovation at all, on the contrary, we have lost a lot of essence.

Lao Guo once said: "There are many people who want to innovate, not the classics of the older generation, and say that they would rather have the imperfect new than the perfect old." This is confused, the experience summed up by the masters of hundreds of years is better than you alone, right? Can you do so many old-timers alone? ”

And the stone, which was picked up entirely from behind someone else's house, I really don't understand what this stone can do.

Li Yuncong told me that this stone is the ultimate weapon to prevent ghosts from hurting people, and the stone under the eaves has been dripping for many years, and the weight of yin qi is incomparable, and if it is placed in front of us, it seems to us to be an inconspicuous stone, but in the eyes of dirty things, it is an insurmountable mountain.

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