Chapter 189: High-Altitude Adventure
"Your uncle is a typical hatred of the rich and despises you." Wei Ergou snapped his eyes, and he really couldn't find the powerful words to fight back against Yang Yi, because the old mountain ginseng of the third was chewed in his mouth, and the taste was really completely different from the ginseng he ate at home, so he had to shut up and eat it, and his greed for eating was like having a grudge against those pieces of meat.
Yang Yi and Liu Ruoxue didn't have the same good appetite as Wei Ergou, they just ate a third of the chopsticks and put down their chopsticks, and the three didn't persuade them, but Wei Ergou was still unsatisfied, and hugged the rest of the food of Liu Ruoxue and Yang Yi, so anxious that the three rubbed their hands and persuaded directly: "Ergou, you can't eat so much ginseng at one time, there will be a problem......
Under the persuasion of the third child, Wei Ergou finally left those old ginseng, but ate all the soup and meat pieces.
The three of them smiled bitterly, put the crockpot in the tray, and turned to leave.
Because Uncle Li didn't come, Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue didn't know what to do, so they were bored and wandered in the open space on the lonely peak to eat.
After wandering around for a while, Wei Ergou raised his head and looked at the rows of caves on the stone wall, and suddenly said to himself: "What will be in this second row of caves, eh?" ”
Liu Ruoxue looked at Wei Ergou when she heard this, and said with some worry: "You don't want to go in and have a look, I can tell you, these caves used for cultivation have more than one cultivator, over time, each cave is full of countless essence, it is ever-changing, some are even dangerous and abnormal, and idle people dare not set foot easily, don't you make a tiger, do you hear?" ”
Wei Ergou patted his belly, looked at Liu Ruoxue lazily and said with a smile: "Xue'er, look brother, ah, the chest is the chest and the ass is the ass, what is that, it is an ordinary person, besides, this is the realm of the cultivation of the Taoist of the righteous school, what other evil ghosts and demons can there be, I just want to see, it's okay." ”
After speaking, Wei Ergou dragged Yang Yi and asked Yang Yi to take a ladder to take him to see what secrets were in the second row of caves.
Yang Yiben is also a playful and playful character, plus he has been in the police force for a long time, and has developed a habit of being informal, so he didn't think much about it, so he walked under the stone wall and looked up, the second row of caves was more than four meters high from the ground, even if he took a ladder, the height of him and Wei Ergou together was more than three meters, and the rest of the distance could only rely on Wei Ergou to grasp the shallow protruding stones on the stone wall and climb up.
Wei Ergou is really a dead character, and he didn't hesitate at the moment, after pressing Yang Yi to squat, he stepped on Yang Yi's shoulder, held on the stone wall, and let Yang Yi stand up.
Being stepped on by the fat man who weighed nearly 200 pounds, Yang Yi finally experienced the aggrieved strength of Sun Wukong being pressed by Wuzhi Mountain back then, but he had no choice but to grit his teeth and stand up, muttering in his mouth: "Let you eat less, you don't say it's delicious, you can die if you eat less, what's the matter, rub!" ”
Wei Ergou also ignored Yang Yi's complaints, after standing up, his arm stretched out, and seeing that there was still some distance in the cave, he grabbed the bulge on the stone wall with his hand, found a good support point under his feet, and fought with one arm, he broke away from Yang Yi's support, and hung on the stone wall like a spider man.
Let's say that Wei Ergou is like rock climbing, working hard, climbing up little by little, after some tossing, he finally climbed to the edge of a hole in the second row of caves, seeing that victory was in sight, Wei Ergou turned back to Liu Ruoxue and Yang Yixian who were standing on the stone slab and said: "The moment to witness the miracle is coming, you just wait for the fat brother's hot and spicy exclusive revelations, haha"
As he spoke, Wei Ergou bent his arms, half of his head crossed the edge of the cave, and stared at the cave with a pair of small eyes.
What's going on? It turned out that at the same time that Wei Ergou looked into the cave, there was also a pair of eyes covered with a layer of white membrane and as big as Buddha beads were also looking at him, and the two made a fuss, and then looked at it, Wei Ergou urinated at that time, and saw a big snake with scales and armor all over his body and wings on his cheeks staring at him intently, and what was even more strange was that the head of the big snake was swollen like a drum, and there was no snake letter, and the big open mouth was also full of sharp teeth and teeth that were up and down and were as fine as needles.
Seeing Wei Ergou's head pop up, the big snake was stunned at first, but then changed his expression, the expression was very weird, Wei Ergou's first feeling was exactly the same as when he saw the jar of old ginseng stewed red and white meat, how could he not be frightened.
At this time, the big snake was not polite, and as soon as its body flicked, the head of the snake, which was as big as a fight, bit Wei Ergou like lightning.
Wei Ergou screamed, reflexively kicked his feet on the stone wall, and the whole person flew backwards rapidly.
Wei Ergou avoided the bite of the big snake this time, but forgot that he was hanging in the air without support, after retreating, he lost his support, and after a meal, the "I grass" in his mouth just shouted halfway, and his fat body fell down rapidly.
The incident happened in a hurry, and Liu Ruoxue and Yang Yi below failed to react immediately, and when the two of them reacted and were about to help, they heard Li Shu'er's shout from behind: "Be careful behind......"
Yang Yi and Wei Ergou instinctively turned around, and saw that Li Shu'er was looking at them with a sly smile, and when they turned around and wanted to save Wei Ergou, they only heard a muffled sound of "let's chirp", Wei Ergou lay on the bluestone slab with his feet on the ground, his legs trembling, and twitching regularly.
Liu Ruoxue ran over quickly and turned Wei Ergou over to take a look, the fat guy's eyes rolled and his expression was distorted, Liu Ruoxue was scared, and two lines of tears flowed down involuntarily.
Suddenly, Wei Ergou opened his eyes and looked at Liu Ruoxue, who was so frightened, that he smirked and said, "Oh mom, it's so cool, it's like just finished taking the dragon......"
Seeing that Wei Ergou was really fine, Liu Ruoxue's face changed, she pinched Wei Ergou hard, and stood aside angrily and ignored him.
At this moment, Uncle Li's face returned to Yang Yi's familiar obscene expression, squinted at Wei Ergou with a pair of small eyes, and smiled gloatingly: "Curiosity is very strong, yes, why didn't you fall to death, this time it's comfortable, I won't let the two of them pick you up, what can you do?" Okay, isn't it not dead, then let's be stunned, uncle has something to explain, hehe"
Wei Ergou got up with a slump of blood, stood next to Liu Ruoxue with a salivating face, looked at Uncle Li and said with a smile: "What, it's okay, it's okay, just say what's wrong, master." ”
Suddenly being called a master by Wei Ergou, Uncle Li was obviously a little uncomfortable, twisted a little, and then continued a little complacently: "Well, well, that one, where did Uncle Er say just now, yes, how did you feel last night, let's talk about it"
Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue knew that Li Shu'er had been protecting the Fa for them all night last night, but because they had already told them not to say it, they didn't break it, they just looked at Li Shu'er together, waiting for Uncle Li's instructions.
Seeing Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue standing together in an orderly manner, looking at themselves with a respectful and grateful expression, Li Shu'er felt super good, and when he was happy, he talked more: "The cultivation of the Zhengyi School can be divided into the twelve levels of foundation building, enlightenment, fusion, heartbeat, spiritual silence, Jindan, Yuanying, out-of-body, distraction, integration, tribulation, and Mahayana. The purpose is to absorb the essence of heaven and earth in a meditative way, so that the small universe of your body can accumulate the most energy in the shortest possible time, and the more gunpowder squeezed in the cannon chamber, the greater the power generated when it explodes. It is to pretend to be in the hall, and after practice, you can achieve the highest state of unity between man and nature, and practice to become a thousand catties that many cultivators cannot reach in their lives! ”
"Uncle, no, master, don't you keep making up the words of this dance Xuanxuan, I am blinded when I hear it, no, you have been around for a long time, what do you want to say, can you be straightforward? You don't know, I'm sick, and I get sleepy and can't control it when I listen to the teacher's lecture, hehe" Wei Ergou couldn't bear Li Shu'er's mysterious sermons, so he had to risk being slapped by Li Shu'er's neck and protested.
To the surprise of Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, Uncle Li did not turn his face, but said with a smile: "It may be that Uncle Er is saying something profound, with your IQ, it is a little difficult to understand, so let's put it this way, do you know why the talisman drawn by the Blue Dao liar is a piece of waste paper, and the talisman drawn by Uncle can ask the gods to exorcise ghosts and lead thunder to demons?" Don't shake your mother's head, I'm confused, the most important point is that the talisman they drew is not knotted, it's okay, shut up, know what you want to ask is knot, knot, is to transfer the energy in your body to the rune paper through the form of perceptible and invisible qi, so that this talisman will really work, so it is said that knot is the root of the spirit and the spirit of the rune, and the energy storage is the root of the knot, understand? ”
Yang Yi was about to open his mouth to ask when they would be able to learn practical spells such as drawing talismans and knotting, when they saw the huge snake head that almost scared Wei Ergou out of the second row of caves, and Wei Ergou also saw this scene, and couldn't help but shudder, and asked: "Uncle, why are there snakes here, how unsafe it is!" ”