Dizzy! Is this a master? An old Taoist ran to the front of the monk's temple to tell the hexagram?! Why does that sound so out of tune?

What does it feel like, hey!

As soon as I walked to the door of Taiqing Palace, I almost stumbled when I heard Su Yidan say this, and then I thought to myself, what kind of master is this, wait, or can you do this only as a master?

Grab food with a person who asks for food, grab a wheelchair with a lame, grab a pilgrim with a monk?

If this Taoist priest reaches this realm, it will be really powerful. So, I said to Su Yidan: "Your master has a surname Ge'er, and it is ............ to steal business with monks."

"He's a fart." Su Yidan didn't seem to show any mercy to his master, and only heard her say angrily: "The Guangci Temple over there in the south tower is long gone, and now it is a park, and the old man suffered a cerebral thrombosis two years ago, and now his mind is a little abnormal......... Alas, let's go and take a look, it's worrying that we're both getting older. ”

It turned out to be the case, the four temples and four towers of Shenyang left in the Qing Dynasty, after the ups and downs, only two temples and four towers remained, the Guangci Temple of Pu'an Zhongshu and the Yongguang Temple of Huideng Langzhao have long ceased to exist, only the pagoda has not fallen, as if it has become a park now.

Feelings: His master is a fortune teller in a park, is this still a master? I thought to myself, isn't this special 'Liu Lao Liu'?

Although Su Yidan's mouth was unforgiving, she could see that she still cared about this master in her heart, so she went to the supermarket before leaving, bought several bags of things, fruits and nutrients, and then pulled me into a taxi to Nanta Park.

Sure enough, it was a park, and when I arrived at the place, I thought to myself, I really can't see the atmosphere of any temple here, the bustling crowd, the squeaky and crying children, the women who coax the children, the big-bellied man who litters the drink bottle and cigarette butts, the senile dementia sitting next to the flower pond and watching the sun, and the complete picture of the market tourists.

I walked with Su Yidan for a while, and then she stretched out her hand and said with some complaints: "Well, that's my master." ”

It turned out that her master was Alzheimer's sitting by the flower pond and watching the sun.

Before I got closer, I looked at this old man, who looked like he was sixty or seventy years old, with gray hair, wrinkles on his face, dark skin, wearing a torn vest on his upper body, a mobile phone tied to a rope around his neck, big pants with blue slippers on his lower body, a typical idler's suit, I saw him sitting on the ground, looking up at the sun, not too dazzling, his mouth was half-open, and his eyes were misty.

Where is this capable and sophisticated appearance in my heart? If you don't say that I think I'm going to take him for a garbage picker!

I was very surprised in my heart, and at this time, Su Yidan took me to the front, she squatted down, and said to the old man: "You said that you old man, you are not good at enjoying happiness in the nursing home, why did you come out again, what if you fall like last time?" ”

That being said, Su Yidan reached out and took out the tissue paper, and carefully wiped the sweat on the old man's head and the saliva on the corner of his mouth.

Su Yidan said that her master was old and didn't want to live in that commercial Taoist temple, and he didn't seem to be very popular in that temple, and the apprentices didn't want the master to live some hardships in the temple anymore, so they sent him to a very good nursing home. The Taoist method understands a lot, but the Taoist thought is not understood much at all, the old man is depressed, the more he thinks about it, the more aggrieved he becomes, so one day he is in a hurry, and he falls ill.

After the rescue, the old man understood for a while and was confused, when he understood, he could still run out to tell the fortune for others, and he didn't even know them when he was confused, the oldest of his apprentices was in his forties, and the youngest was Su Yidan, originally they wanted to take care of the old man together, and didn't let him go out, it was too dangerous, but they knew the most about this angry temper, if this was the case, it was estimated that the old man would hang himself angrily in a few days, so he had to go with him, and the mobile phone on his neck had a location, If the nursing home calls and says that he is lost, everyone can also find out, and this old man is quite powerful, he can always slip away when people are not paying attention, and if he has walked around, he can go back, so everyone is a little relieved.

However, in the past few years, he has become older, and it seems that there are fewer and fewer times to understand, and there are more and more times when he is confused, and when he sees Su Yidan wiping his face, he opens his mouth and says in a weak tone: "Ah...... It's Xiao Dan, it's out of school? ”

Su Yidan nodded, and then said to Na Xuanyi: "Well, it's a holiday, you old man, alas, don't talk about you, don't you eat apples?" ”

"Yes, I want the biggest one, I won't eat it if it has a scar." The old man said weakly.

I thought to myself that this old man really seemed to be a little paranoid, Su Yidan complained while picking apples for him: "What kind of sun do you say, you look at the sun, how many eyes, why don't you tell people hexagrams?" ”

The old man took the apple, took a bite, and then raised his head, and a line of turbid tears flowed in the old eyes, only to see him say sadly: "No ghost catches, what kind of hexagram is it!" ”

He was screaming apples as he spoke, but luckily I was able to hide quickly, otherwise his spitting stars and apple pomace would have almost sprayed me in the face.

All along, in my heart, Master Su Yidan is a very powerful master, but when I saw it today, it made me a little surprised, and I felt a little emotional, it turned out that no matter how powerful the master was, he couldn't beat time, just like this old man, listening to Su Yidan said, he was short-tempered when he was young, and it seemed that his family was killed by ghosts when he was young, so he was inspired to learn the Tao, and after the Taoism was completed, he was inspired to kill all the ghosts and evil spirits. The Taoist of the Dragon Sect has become proficient, and it is said that there have been a few demons that only exist in legends, and together with the sect, they all call him 'Sai Zhong Kui'.

Even such a character will be modified by time to look like this, alas.

It seems that the old man is really confused, no matter what Su Yidan tells him, he always cries and says that there is no ghost to catch it, there is no ghost to catch, the sky is going to fall, the sky is going to fall.

I suddenly thought, why are there no ghosts to catch me, it stands to reason that there is a group of yellow-skinned ghosts behind me, why can't this old man see?

But after thinking about it, I also figured it out, it seems that the four towers of Shenyang are indeed powerful, and those yellow skins don't dare to do evil here, and now they must be hiding far away.

Su Yidan also seemed a little sad to see the master like this, although he didn't show it, for an afternoon, we both accompanied the old man, and didn't go to his senior brother to get the medicine, I think this old Taoist seems to belong to the repeater, except that he doesn't seem to be able to say anything else.

In the evening, we sent her master back to the nursing home, and then she went home, and Bamboo called me to go to his parents' house for dinner, and I bought some fruit to rub it over, and his family was very nice and as warm as Bamboo.

There was nothing to say all night, I and Zhuzi drank a little too much in his own house, and so on the next day, Su Yidan still took me to play, walked around all morning, and ate a lot of delicious things, in fact, this kind of day is really good, at noon, I bought food and then went to Nanta Park, I said to Su Yidan: "Can your master go so much?" ”

"You don't understand what bigotry is." Su Yidan said to me.

I carried the lunch box and nodded, paranoid, that is, one thing must be done until it is cool, for example, when I go out, I always have to go back several times to see that the door lock is not locked, otherwise I will feel uncomfortable scratching my heart and liver.

Sure enough, the old Taoist chief was already there, I saw him from afar with a lunch box, it was a cloudy day, there was no sun, the old Taoist was still dressed yesterday, but there was a man standing in front of him, that person looked slightly hunchbacked, as if talking to him about something.

Because he thought that this might be to tell the fortune, Su Yidan didn't think much about it, and the two of us walked closer and found that the old Taoist was in a good state of mind today, and his face was full of joy.

And the middle-aged man with a long face and a hunchback saw the two of us walking in, and he didn't care, but just arched his hand to Su Yidan's master, and then said with a smile: "I still have some things, I wish the Taoist chief all his wishes come true, I'm leaving." ”

Lao Dao got up and bowed back to him, and then said happily: "Okay, good, go slowly." ”

With that, the man went away, and as I passed by him, I sniffed my nose and seemed to smell a strong smell of incense in the man.

Su Yidan walked up to her master, then took out a straw hat she bought in the morning, buckled it on the old Taoist's head, and then said to him: "Dead old man, don't you hear it when you go out with a hat in the future, don't get sunburned." ”

The spirit of the old Tao was really a hundred times better than yesterday, and when he saw that his medicine was not sore, his back was not painful, and he was energetic when he walked, he said to Su Yidan: "Alas? Dan, are you out of school? ”

It seems that good spirit does not mean that the nerves are good, this is really true, it seems that this old man has not come out of the confusion yet, Su Yidan smiled, and did not refute, but said: "Well, it's out of school, no, I'm afraid you're hungry, your favorite flatbread roll meat, and pig's trotters roast chicken, eat it quickly." ”

The old Taoist seemed to be really happy today, and after seeing the dishes, he laughed, and then said: "I know that you little girl is the most painful, very good, eh?" How can there be meat and no wine? No, you have to drink some, hey, that guy, that's right, just say you, you are Xiao Dan's object, hurry up and drink some wine to our grandfather. ”

Su Yidan's face turned red, and then he said, "Who is her object...... You old man drinks, aren't you afraid of high blood pressure? ”

Having said that, but seeing that her master was in a good state today, she was also happy, so she glared at me and asked me to buy wine, and after buying back the wine, we sat on the ground with the old man, who really had good teeth and appetite, and ate meat and drank wine, and talked and laughed with us during the banquet, which vaguely showed his demeanor when he was young.

Compared with yesterday, it is simply two people, I thought to myself, it seems that the old man has understood this time, I saw the old man holding the wine bottle, took a bite of the cake roll beef, and then looked up and sighed: "Hehe, it seems that I can't accept the old man, and I am a little dizzy after drinking half a catty." ”

Although the old man was a little confused, I really didn't despise him, but respected him, so I casually continued: "Uncle, don't drink if you can't do it, your body is important." ”

The old man smiled, then shook his head, took another sip of wine, and then said to me, "You young man looks quite honest, how old are you?" ”

"Twenty-one." I replied truthfully.

"Well, it's twenty-one...... the old man said with a smile, "I think when I caught that karma, I wasn't much older than you, and so many years have passed......

That karma? What karma? I was a little curious, so I asked him casually, the old man drank too much, and he smiled at me and told me about his old past, it turned out that when he was young, it was the national movement that was swinging, and the demons in the big city were cleaner than now, but the monsters in the remote mountain villages were still doing evil, he was born in a farmer's family, and after the family changed, he met a wandering Taoist, that is, the descendant of Guo Shouzhen, where he learned an authentic Taoist technique, so he went around to subdue demons, when he was twenty-five years old, listen to him, That year, he had a vicious fight with an evil monster by the Hulan River.

What kind of era do you think it is, and the monster who dared to do evil openly in that era must not be good, Xuan Wei Dao Chang said to me: "At that time, I fought with that monster for one night, and that monster may be the most powerful I have ever met in my life, hehe, it is really pleasant to say, and when it is dawn, the monster sees that the sun is coming, it is like drilling into the water, and finally I am restrained by my 'compass', it was really dangerous at that time, although it was fowled, but I also left a mark on it, you see." ”

Speaking of this, I saw that Xuan Yan put down the beef flatbread in his hand and lifted his broken vest, I immediately gasped, only to see that on his lean right rib, there was a scar more than half a foot long, and the big eyes looked like a long strip of deflated bread, which was shocking.

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