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Retracting his raised hands, the young beggar took a few deep breaths to calm his high spirits. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 At the end of the INFO, he turned around and asked, "Xiao Lu, do you believe it?" "Hehe, the big hero who dares to love the beggar doesn't believe it very much, and he has to rely on others to strengthen his confidence." Brother Zhang Bingdong, you are so amazing, I will believe you if you give me two roast frogs! "Poof" Ah Bing couldn't help laughing. Defeated! Zhang Bingdong hung his head in frustration: "You have eaten seven or eight, and you still want to eat?!" "Brother Zhang Bingdong, my seven are the smallest, not enough to stuff your teeth!" "You are the youngest, of course you eat the smallest, I am also for your good, I am afraid that you will eat too much and not digest!" "Brother Zhang Bingdong, I'm still hungry, you're the best, give me both!" Xiao Lu looked at Zhang Bingdong pitifully. "Okay, okay, hold you out!!" "This hero!" The girl who liked to pour cold water moved a comfortable position: "It's not me who hits you, everyone has been practicing magic since they were seven or eight years old, I heard that it was a golden period at that time, and after that time, cultivation will be half a task." You're 14 years old, and who will teach you a poor Hanako. You should save it, find a carpenter or blacksmith to learn something and live an ordinary life. "Carpenter?! Blacksmith?! The ambitious man became excited, "Life is only a few decades, so what's the point of living like that?" It's better to live like that than to die! Needless to say! I have made this ideal my goal in this life, and I will strive for it all my life, and no one can stop me. As he spoke, the easily excited person felt that the blood in his whole body was boiling, and his abundant energy had nowhere to release, so he stood up and shouted loudly to the night sky outside the roof with a big hole: "I am Zhang Bingdong, I am a great magician!" I'm Zhang Bingdong, and I'm the greatest magician in the world! The shouts of the fearless teenager Top Gun echoed through the night sky, lingering for a long time. The aspirants feel very happy, hi! Hit the wooden pillar beside him. "Pop" The empty wooden pillar actually snapped in response, and the roof that the wooden pillar was barely supporting suddenly poured dust with tiles, and a large piece of it came down, and the frightened future magister hurriedly dodged, but happened to be tripped by the old bucket containing the frog. 'The greatest magician in the world' fell into the dust with his feet on all fours, and his face was dusty. "Hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha......" Ah Bing and the little boy pointed at the embarrassed 'greatest magician in the world' and flipped back and forth with a smile, and even the frog's legs shook to the ground...... But who can say for sure what is going on in the world! …… I just didn't expect to become a necromancer! It's been five years since the volcano erupted, from a starving little beggar to a magically deep necromancer. Went through an interstellar portal to another planet, and then came back with the impact of a nuclear explosion, and wandered in the vast space for two years. The strange encounter in the middle, the rapid change of life and death, can't help but make people sigh! But today I'm back! Zhang Bingdong was excited, and his heart couldn't help but go back to five years ago. In March, the sun is warm and the breeze is light. It's a great day to sleep. However, due to the hot aroma of the green onion omelet, Zhang Bingdong, who was "carefully considering his personal future", woke up from a deep dream. From an invincible, tall, handsome, young and golden, talented great magister and troubadour in his dream to a worthless, hungry man in reality, the emotion generated by the huge contrast took three long sighs in a row to dissipate. On an empty stomach, he sensitively noticed that Ah Bing and Xiao Lu were busy stuffing something into their mouths. He lunged at him, reacting not unpleasantly, but it was too late. The loser collapsed in disappointment. The two people who licked their fingers with relish grinned and expressed sympathy. "Brother Zhang Bingdong, I didn't call you because I saw that you were still laughing at you in your dreams, you won't blame me!" "How could it be, he just dreamed and shouted that good food and good food are on it, presumably in the dream is the delicacies of the mountains and seas, the wine and delicacies are much better than ours!" Ah Bing chose a sunny corner, sat down comfortably, and said: "It seems that I am a little underfed, I will also go to my dream to see if there is any good wine and food!" "Hehe, Brother Zhang Bingdong, I'm going to see it too." As he spoke, Xiao Lu crawled to the corner of the wall with his hands and feet, and smiled back at Zhang Bingdong. Zhang Bingdong looked at these two bad guys angrily. Xiao Lu grimaced at him and snuggled up to Ah Bing with his eyes closed, and Ah Bing stretched his waist and changed his position to continue sleeping, with a pleasant smile on his face that was extremely incommensurate with his identity and profession. While the girl was stretching her waist, someone noticed something that shouldn't be noticed - the girl's slightly bulging breasts. When did you get up? The observer was somewhat surprised. Then I remembered that Ah Bing sometimes covered it up, as well as the strange smell emitted from her body, combined with the specious fragments of knowledge of men and women that she usually unintentionally accumulated, and came to a conclusion - Ah Bing is becoming a woman! Aren't you growing up and becoming a man? A frightening thought suddenly popped up: Will Ah Bing be my wife? I'm a beggar who looks worse than her and has no skills...... But what to say is also a childhood sweetheart...... But in terms of personality, she is a bit of a mocker...... What do you want to do with this? It's still early! Hehe, it's good to grow up anyway, you can do a lot of things! When you grow up, you will become tall, strong, and powerful, and you will no longer have to live a life of beggars who are hungry and cold, blinded, and bullied. You can be a chivalrous man with superb martial arts skills, and travel all over the world to do chivalrous righteousness. Be a magically powerful mage, slay powerful magical beasts, and interpret legends. Be a troubadour who wanders the world, green mountains and green waters, wind and snow. Be a general who responds to all the times, turns the tide of the war, and defends the country. Do...... The dreamer giggled vigorously, just as his ass had just touched the emperor's throne, and his rumbling stomach pulled back to reality. The hungry visionary sighed: "The emperor's throne is really not easy to sit on! "In front of a stall selling steamed buns." I don't want to eat this kind of thing! A seven or eight-year-old gorgeously dressed young master threw his little hand, and a cute meat bun jumped towards Zhang Bingdong's squatting, (God, I have never been so wishful!) The hungry young beggar stretched out his trembling hands. Hunger and ecstasy swelled as the distance between the two shortened...... The little feet stepped on the ground, and the white meat was wrapped into black mud. Zhang Bingdong looked up and was just smacked. The little young master glanced at him in disgust, "Don't give it to the beggars if it's rotten!" "I ran with my feet up. …… The victim casually wiped away his saliva and comforted himself: "I didn't wash my face in the morning." But he said angrily: "Don't think I'm afraid of you, I don't care about you because you're a child!" "Children look down on beggars. The little beggar thought so, and his heart fell into a state of desolation. A gust of wind blows, and the person who is very good at comforting himself accidentally sheds tears. "Confused!" Can't let Ah Bing see it, Zhang Bingdong hurriedly wiped his face. Lying on the ground and changing angles to observe the meat bun sticking to the ground, Zhang Bingdong began to touch his chin and secretly estimate the edibility of this lump of mud. Just as the mud meat bun critic was focusing on what was in front of him, there was a drastic change around him! First of all, a few dogs suddenly barked like crazy and ran around. Then the chickens flew in a panic and went up the trees and houses. Then the livestock and poultry all showed all kinds of uneasiness, and a horse actually galloped in the street! Those who were troubled by chickens, flying dogs, and jumping scolded loudly, and there were also good deeds who watched this mess interestingly, and there were also those who turned their ears to what was going on outside the window and only made gold and silver. Despite their respective performances, they all have the same question in their hearts: What happened to these animals? Zhang Bingdong felt the illusion that the earth was shaking and the sky was shaking, what's wrong? Am I too hungry? I'm so hungry! It seems that this is providence!! This delusion finally made him determined to eat this sludge meat bun! He reached out and picked up the meat bun, closed his eyes and put it into his mouth...... An old man on crutches staggered from his house into the street, shouting at the people as if he had lost his nerves: "Great calamity, great calamity, God, great calamity is coming!" As if to confirm the old crow's prophecy, there was an earth-shattering loud bang in the north of Plum Blossom Town. About 3 kilometers from the town, a loud roar erupted in the north, followed by smoke and flying stones. Thick smoke rushed to an altitude of 13,700 meters, and the diameter of the flying rocks reached 1 meter. Zhang Bingdong was so frightened by the loud noise that his hands trembled, and the muddy meat bun fell down with his determination. He looked up and saw that the wonders of the sky made him stupid. The volcano has erupted! Yuebei Pass, the border fortress of the Northern Empire in the town, is gone, and a volcano is rising on the flat ground, spewing and violently spewing volcanic ash! The volcano was accompanied by a strong earthquake, and the heavens and the earth shook. Many houses in the town collapsed, screaming and crying one after another. Panicked people ran out of their houses to find their loved ones and rescue the injured...... Screams, screams, cries, roars, the huge eruption of the volcano and the roar of the earth mingle as if the end of the world had arrived! Zhang Bingdong looked behind him, Ah Bing and Xiao Lu woke up early, and also stood on the street and watched the disaster stupidly. The bun stall couple was gone, and someone knocked over the steamer in a panic, and the fragrant meat buns rolled to the ground. Zhang Bingdong was overjoyed and hurriedly rushed over to pick up the bargain. The volcano erupted again, accompanied by an earth-shattering roar, the stones flew and tumbled, and the incomparably hot magma erupted from the ground like a ferocious fire dragon, devouring everything around it, and in an instant, several miles were shrouded in a thick fog. The lava from the volcano flowed down the valley into the town, and people began to rush out of the town with their children and daughters. Volcanic ash obscured the sky and rolled up, and soon the sky was dark! When the hand of the person who picked up the cheap was only 5 centimeters away from the eleven buns, he heard the exclamations of Ah Bing and Xiao Lu, who he didn't understand, from behind him: "Zhang Bingdong, danger!" "Danger? Can picking up buns be dangerous? Is it dangerous to pick up ownerless buns? And at such a time when the world is in turmoil! It's naïve to make such a joke! Zhang Bingdong straightened up and was about to laugh at the two of them, but as soon as he opened his mouth, a panicked crowd rushed by, and Zhang Bingdong collided with one of the fat men who ran fast. The little beggar who won the weak unexpectedly fulfilled his long-cherished wish to fly, but he couldn't be happy - the hard-earned baby meat bun was being sprinkled on the crowd in a luxurious and gorgeous celestial maiden loose flower. The street of the mountain town is a slope, and when Zhang Bingdong and his meat bun hit the ground in an unusually graceful parabola, they rolled downhill ahead of the panicked crowd, and then Zhang Bingdong planted himself headlong into the dense bushes beside the street. Fortunately, this is how to avoid being trampled on like a bun. Ash was falling in a flurry, and people were covering their mouths and noses, coughing incessantly. The fog formed by the volcano spreads very quickly, almost chasing the crowd. "Someone has been poisoned!" Someone in the back exclaimed. "Run, the fog is poisonous!" Someone shouted. Zhang Bingdong stumbled out of the bushes. The skin was burning and aching, the skeleton was almost scattered, the whole body was in pain, and there were bruises everywhere. Without distinguishing between north and south, he was erected by two inhuman guys, and dragged away for miles without knowing it. The deadly poisonous fog finally stopped spreading, and seemed to have reached its limit. More fortunately, due to the wind turning, which blew away the ash cloud, the refugees quickly walked out of the ash landing area. The crowd that had escaped the dead began to slowly stop, and they sat on the side of the road to rest. "Slap" Zhang Bingdong sat down on the ground. Stretching out a painful and trembling hand to wipe away his tears, Zhang Bingdong found that the inhuman duo who had been cursed by him countless times along the way were Ah Bing and Xiao Lu. "Ahh You two inhuman guys, ouch! My feet, my ass! "The wounded moaned loudly. Ah Bing and Xiao Lu were paralyzed on the ground, and no one paid attention to him. After resting for a while, all three of them fell asleep directly on the ground. Zhang Bingdong was still moaning in his dream. After running for their lives, the people who have gone through the catastrophe are exhausted. Crying and sad and happy, gradually quieted down and fell asleep. I don't know how long it took, after experiencing several nightmares about steamed buns, Zhang Bingdong was woken up by a burst of coolness - it was originally a good spring weather, and I don't know when it was cloudy and it rained. Zhang Bingdong licked his chapped lips and found that the rain was actually sour! The rain poured on the wound, and it hurt hotly. "Damn it!" Zhang Bingdong hurriedly shook Ah Bing and Xiao Lu awake, "Don't get up soon, it's raining!" The three of them quickly found a big tree to shelter from the rain, and the refugees also looked for shelter. The sky gradually darkened, and the cool breeze carried the acid rain raging. Even if you hide under a tree, you can't avoid getting soaked. The three little beggars, who had been tortured by God again and again, had long lost the spirit of speaking, and were close to each other in the wind and rain. The trick of fate finally survived the long cold night, but ushered in a gloomy day. God watched with a gloomy face as this group of calamity-ridden insects slowly moved towards the provincial capital, coughing one after another in the lifeless crowd, and many people had red eyes because of the acid rain