358 Little Joe is not miserable (1) (3)

Huang Yueying, female, about ...... Twenty-four or five years old, about 1.69 meters tall, and weighing about 60 kilograms? Anyway, no one cares about women in this era, and it is said that even men don't care, so Levi cares about it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

According to the last census, Xingcai weighed about 525 kilograms - if you want to know Madame Huang's weight, just summon her.

Of course, there's no rush now - there's a chance to concoct her later. Now, then, let her play her majesty first.

Although the other party didn't say it, judging from the color of his skin...... It's a bit darker, indeed. But it's not black or whatever, it's legendary...... Brown people? That's right, it's the Indians.

Although Master Huang may not want to admit it, Huang Yueying has nothing to do with him at all. There are two rumors in history, the first is that it is yellow-headed and dark-skinned; The second is to look as beautiful as a fairy. It's just that after the baptism of history, eighty percent of some people don't know the truth.

The two are not in conflict, after all, there are beautiful women in India - in fact, there seem to be quite a few......

There are more such people in Chinese history, and there are more people like Chinese in their historical records. However, most of them are women.

Women had no place in ancient times - but this did not prevent the birth of feminists in ancient times.

On the contrary, Miss Zhang Xingcai and Mrs. Huang Yueying are the outstanding feminists of this era.

"That...... Madame, if you give me three minutes, I am sure I can add a perfect explanation of what I have just said, and of my own question of the position of men and women. "Li Weixin said dry, why is it just a recoil with a woman today? Although he often fights back with women......

"Hehehe...... If you have something to say, I'll leave it for later. Madame Huang laughed twice, and seemed to be not caring at all: "No matter what, you are worth taking advantage of - go, come with me to visit someone." ”

“……？ Who to visit? Li Wei was stunned at the time, and said in his heart that the Huang family was quite powerful, but he only knew that Huang Yueying was Liu Biao's original cousin, and he could be regarded as a nepotism among the senior cadres in Jingzhou. Right now...... I didn't expect Jiangdong people to have connections.

"Kong Ming said that the person who asked me to go and see it might be helpful for tonight...... Hey, smart guy. When talking about the smart guy, I don't know if it's Li Wei's illusion, Huang Yueying has a trace of displeasure.

…… Rest assured, the IQ of your husband and wife is also ranked among the highest in Chinese history. However, you say that I am worth using, do you mean it?

"According to reliable information, later today...... That is, in a few hours, the number one person in Soochow will come back. Huang Yueying's eyes narrowed, making people wonder what she was thinking.

“……？ Isn't Sun Quan in Chaisang? Li Wei was stunned for a moment, and his thoughts floated: "Could it be that Sun Jian and Sun Ce were conjured spirits?" ”

“…… Lord, what Mrs. Huang said should be Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin? "Starlight's feeling is that now I can't wait for a crack in the ground to get into it myself.

"It's still starry and smart." While speaking, Huang Yueying touched Xingcai's head - but he is worthy of being a smart **, which means that in addition to Xingcai, Levi is very stupid?

"Zhou Yu?" As we all know, Li Wei hated men who were more handsome, cooler, richer, more powerful, and more beautiful than his sister -- historically, the reason why Zhuge played Zhou Yu so hard is probably because of this.

The first beautiful man in the Three Kingdoms has absolutely no one to rob him, and it seems that he is still a young person who became the commander-in-chief of the three armies and the chairman of the Central Army X in the Celestial Empire.

"Oh, I see." Li Wei didn't give it for nothing, but the main god also added intelligence points to him: "You mean, Zhuge let you take the lady route?" Tell me about it? Hahaha...... It is worthy of Zhuge ...... Strategist, this trick is absolutely useless"....

“…… You know too much. Huang Yueying glanced at Li Wei and said, "You men are really good...... I thought of going together for a moment. Is this trick so good? ”

"It's so easy to use, it's so easy to use." Li Wei nodded and said: "It's a stingy guy, and he protects food to death-Madam Huang, don't worry, as long as you can make Zhou Yu jealous, we will be done." ”

“？” Huang Yueying glanced at Li Wei, as if she didn't know the other party very well: "You are talking like Kong Ming in a smug way now-what?" Do you know Zhou Gongjin well? ”

“…… Rumors, all I hear are rumors. Levi Khan: "Go, don't be idle—if one of the guys who attacked me just now was Little Joe, they must be at home by now." Lone wolf loves home - let's go see. ”

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Zhou Yu's status in Jiangdong is not said, and it has been clearly recorded in history that the three generations of the Sun family have a high opinion of Zhou Yu.

It is said that when Sun Jian, the Jiangdong Tiger, was still alive, Sun Wentai was very optimistic about Zhou Yu - the Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms clearly recorded the plot of letting Sun Ce and Zhou Yu pay homage.

Later, Sun Jian hung up, Sun Ce got into trouble, and Zhou Yu ran over to meet him. is definitely a real minister from the dragon, and later naturally became the second in command of Soochow (but...... There is a very dark and black history here in the Three Kingdoms, and we will ignore it directly).

Sun Ce also hung up in less than two years, followed by the young Sun Quan. "Ask Baidu if you don't decide on internal affairs, and ask Google if you don't decide on foreign affairs" was handed down at that time. …… Oh, it's Zhang Zhao and Zhou Yu.

It can be seen that, first: Sun Ce is traversal; Second, this dad really looks like him; Third, Sun Ce's attention to Zhou Yu.

There is also such a sentence in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which describes Sun Quan's feelings towards Zhou Yu: "Quan Pingsheng likes Zhou Yu" - don't say anything superfluous, everything is superfluous, and it is normal for the two handsome guys to be somewhat sympathetic to each other.

All in all, complacent, young (at this time, he is also running for three, older than Zhuge ), Hua Hengyi, his wife has nothing to say, his subordinates love him, and his boss appreciates him - Levi is difficult to understand, and he wonders, what is there to be content with such a person? Ya was stunned by Zhuge this mentally abnormal, dual personality, wife is notoriously ugly (although everyone knows that it is beautiful, but the outside world is rumored to be a yellow-skinned ugly monster), a bit upside down, crazy people are disgraced, and then they are still angry in jealousy?

Li Wei studied for a long time, but did not come up with any results, after all, this is also one of the unsolved and strange cases in Chinese history - in the end, Li Wei can only use the following words: Ya masochism, ignore him. As an excuse, he immediately gave up thinking about this matter.

Although Zhou Yu has been absent from the capital for a long time and has been guarding the border, his Chaisang's mansion must have nothing to say - Li Wei just came, and he thought that he had gone to the house of the eldest lady of a certain 3,000 courtyard, which was amazingly big, and then he asked about it - the outskirts of the city, and he went out of the city gate.

In all such places, there must be many ways -- the chairman of the National Army, the commander-in-chief of the Poyang Military Region, the generalissimo, the commander-in-chief of the three armed services, and the first person in the navy -- not to say that you can meet at once. Even his wife is not something that ordinary people can see - of course, it is another thing for her to run out to meet people.

"I said ......"

"I'm not available." The seven-rank official in front of the prime minister's door, a porter ignored Li Wei and his party: "If you want to make an appointment, eighty percent of them can be lined up in March next year, you ......"

Next March? Cao Cao has already taken Xiao Qiao to play in Tongquetai and fly together?

"I'm ......" Huang Yueying wanted to say something, but the porter opposite obviously didn't want to listen. …。

"Who do you care? It's not an ordinary person here—get out of here, or I'll ......."

"Are you going crazy?" Li Wei kindly stopped the porter, and with a "gently" push with his hand, the other party flew out about five meters away-you will be content, if you move a hair of Huang Yueying today, Huang Yueying herself will be fine, if you let Zhuge know...... Eighteen generations of your ancestors have had to flee from their graves

"This is the wife of the chief of the general staff of the three armies of the Han Dynasty, you move a finger to try, if you don't die before December next year, I will have your surname." To tell the truth, Zhuge has this ability: "Hurry up and tell your wife that the same level will come to visit"

"You're going crazy" The porter lying on the ground and being scrambled up by the people around him is obviously not very cool (except that it is not cool): "Where did the madness come from?" Who you say you are, who you are? I didn't even have a letter of introduction, I didn't even have anything to prove my identity - come on, call me."

It turns out that the soldiers of the Three Kingdoms Peerless Plane are very sad.

"I'll see which of you dares to move" This is no longer Huang Yueying's business, and when someone pointed at her nose and scolded Li Wei, she came up angrily - pulled out the frost sorrow (pirated) and thrust it into the ground fiercely, three feet into the ground.

Sure enough, the creeps around them didn't move.

Then Li Wei puffed up his lung capacity, took out a megaphone and put it into the six No. 5 batteries, and after debugging it, he shouted loudly to the entire Zhou Yu Mansion: "I know that you are in it today, and you almost killed me just now, and now you still want to run?" -- I ask for mental damage."

The sound shook the entire Chaisang City.

Levi felt that he had succeeded in hyping up, and that he was going to be famous.

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Three.

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