The old man in charge of the lamp smiled indifferently, gently blew out the oil lamp under his feet, and then picked up a milky white cloth to continue wiping the oil lamp, while looking at me and said, "There are thousands of lamps, it is better to have a lamp in your heart." Everything in the world is an illusion, only your heart will not deceive you, why don't I give you a heart lamp, you can see through it, see through the future, and no longer sink into the world and be confused, what do you think? ”

The old man's voice was soft, even a little strange, but his voice seemed to have some kind of hypnotic magic, which made me want to listen to it involuntarily, and the whole person began to become in a trance, and even began to stumble in my steps.

Looking at me, who was already soulless, the old man in charge of the lamp smiled even more happily, and showed a mouthful of snow-white teeth, looking like Bai Sensen's bones.

"Come on, come on, put on the heart lamp, you will no longer have pain, no confusion, you will always live in a static space, how good, hehe" The old man in charge of the lamp looked very hypocritical, very obscene, no matter how you look at it, it looks like an old beggar who is holding a lollipop to abduct a child (Northeast dialect: refers to the criminal who abducts children).

However, I nodded involuntarily, really, I could not resist the temptation that came from his voice.

I walked step by step to the old man who was holding the lamp, and the old man looked at me with a smile on his face, and lit an oil lamp in his hand.

Well, the blue flames shook like elves, like dancing merrily, and like the blue enchantress was twisting her soft waist like a snake to tempt me, yes, heart lamp, I'm coming, save me.

Like a drunken man, I stumbled up to the old man with the lamp, and the old man began to laugh so loudly that he couldn't help coughing again and again.

Even so, the old man in charge of the lamp still couldn't stop his laughter: "Haha, Tian Qigong, let you dig out your mind, but in the end you still have no choice but to me, you are the same as that dead old ghost, always underestimate me, then I will let you die more ugly than anyone else!" ”

After saying this, the expression on the face of the old man in charge of the lamp suddenly became vicious and violent, and he took a deep breath, and the old-fashioned placket Tang suit around him suddenly bulged like a balloon, and the five nails of his left hand suddenly became longer and sharper like a knife.

The old man with the lamp pressed his scalpel-like nails against my chest, a pair of small eyes that had turned red stared at me resentfully, but the voice in his mouth was still soft and beautiful: "Little Master asked me to dig out your heart, and then put the heart lamp in it, and you will never die!" Oh, don't be afraid, it doesn't hurt at all. ”

The sharp nails had pierced my clothes, and the skin on my chest felt cold, and a stream of warm liquid was tickling down the skin, and the sharp nails continued to cut my skin

Next, will I see my warm, still pounding and dripping heart being held in the old man's hand to admire?

Of course not, just when the old man in the palm lamp thought he had a plan and was biting his back molars to give his buddy a black tiger heart, my right hand that I had been holding in my trouser pocket grabbed the mobile phone tightly, and there was a crisp sound of "pop", and it smashed firmly on the face of the old man in the palm lamp.

This phone is really sturdy, and if you don't accept it, the moment it hits the old guy's face, it makes a sound like a broken bone, and I frown when I listen to it, and it's too jb.

However, the phone is stunned, even the display screen is safe and sound, fuck, this display screen will not be made of bulletproof glass.

The phone is fine, but the old man with the lamp is really unhappy this time, what's wrong? This old boy was caught off guard by a sneak attack from me, and his face was broken at that time, and two big teeth came out of his mouth.

However, compared to this little skin injury, the old man in the palm lamp suffered a greater psychological impact. I saw him look at me incredulously and incomprehensibly, and said in a daze, "You, you're not hypnotized? You just pretended to be? ”

Pretend to be your uncle, wasn't Lao Tzu really hypnotized by you just now, can you almost take out your heart to make dumpling filling?

I smiled wryly and looked at the T-shirt on my chest that was already wet with blood, and then looked at the old man with the palm lamp: "Do you think my acting skills are so good?" ”

"So, how did you break my curse?" The old man in charge of the lamp was not ashamed to ask, and still asked me very persistently.

"Me, it's hard to say." Looking at the old man with an anxious face, I really didn't know how to answer him for a while.

Seriously, I was really hypnotized by this old guy just now, and all I was thinking about was installing a heart lamp, and I didn't care about anything else. Otherwise, with my little brother's violent temper, how can I honestly let him hit his chest? , is that still our buddy's character?

However, at that moment when my life was hanging by a thread, the shadow of an old man with an obscene image and a rogue suddenly popped up in my mind, and the old thing was jumping to his feet and scolding me: "You bastard, you are so fucking good, blind to my spirit, your grandmother has a leg, wake me up quickly, don't let Lao Tzu's spirit be buried with you!"

I was scolded so much that I couldn't figure it out, and I said in my heart, who are you, why did you run into my head and scatter wild? What does it mean, what does it mean that the wall is falling down, everyone is pushing, and the drums are broken and people are beating?

I was pondering whether to slap the two of them in the mouth or kick him with a spark and lightning bolt, when the old thing actually jumped up to me, and gave me a big-eared sticker: "Wake up, you!" ”

I woke up at this moment, I shook my head, just in time for the old man in front of me to dig out my heart, so without thinking, I took out the mobile phone that had been prepared for too long and gave it to him.

After beating the old man with the palm lamp, I suddenly remembered, oh my god, the old thing that appeared in my mind just now looked like a strong criminal, wasn't it the old Landao liar that Deacon Cui forcibly snatched from him and gave me?

No wonder he scolded me with a nose that was not a nose and a face that was not a face, as if I owed him 5 cents and hadn't paid it back for 20 years.

I patted my head and said, "Dead old ghost, thank you, when you get out, I'll burn a bunch of gold ingots for you, plus two Japanese girls." ”

I spoke to myself, and the old man with the lamp in front of me was blinded: "Thank me, what nonsense are you talking about?" ”

", it's okay to give it to you, don't follow the fool." I glared at the old man with the palm lamp, and then immediately changed my face, "Fuck your uncle, it's time to settle our accounts now, old gang, you dare to plot against your master, if I don't kill you today, I'm sorry for your pig's waist face." ”

The old man in the palm of the lamp looked at me and smiled, he actually smiled: "Hehe, although you broke my heart curse at the last moment, do you think it is a victory for you?" This means that you will continue to endure the sufferings of old age, sickness, death, resentment, love and separation, inability to ask for it, the five aggregates flourishing, and so on, and that taste is far more painful than cutting your flesh and tearing out your heart. ”

The old man looked at me with compassion on his face, as if I were a terminally ill patient and needed his sympathetic hand.

"Little Master, turn back to the shore, put on the heart lamp, and be the lamp bearer with me." The old man in charge of the lamp was good-tempered, and I slapped a mobile phone, but he didn't hold a grudge, and persuaded me in pieces.

I'll go, when I'm thirteen o'clock, imbecile, and give me a heart lamp, you dug out my heart, and don't install any heart lamp for me when I turn around, and then I'll be cold, and I can't blow through you and pinch you, isn't this clear that I want to be wronged?

"The person who is still in charge of the lamp, I will chapter your uncle, take the palm thunder of you!" I stopped talking nonsense with the old man in the palm of the lamp, bit the tip of my tongue and wrote a thunder word on the palm of my right hand, and then slapped it directly on the old man's head. At the same time, he shouted violently, "Electric Mother Lei Gong, follow me to get rid of the demons, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law." ”

Although my mana is still far inferior to Uncle Li'er, I think that I am the constitution of the Yin Extreme, and since I have been practicing the Yin Fu Zangjing for some time, the destructive power generated by the palm thunder rune seal drawn with the blood on the tip of my tongue cannot be underestimated.

Therefore, I confidently shone the old man's head in the palm lamp and gave a slap, thinking that this cold slap can also hurt his soul, this is called taking the lead.

With the violent explosion of the energy generated when the palm thunder was triggered, a puff of black smoke instantly enveloped the head of the old man in the palm lamp.

I gritted my teeth and held my right arm with my left hand, his uncle, it seems that my buddy has been good recently, and the reaction force of this palm thunder shook my right half of my arm numb, which is really called a little crisp.

However, just at the black smoke like a mushroom cloud, I guess this old man who is and uses himself as a wrist is not much better.

The black smoke dissipated, and the old man in charge of the lamp held a black and bright head that looked like the famous Northeast two-person comedy star Song Xiaobao, showing a mouthful of snow-white teeth, tilting his head to look at me, and wisps of smoke came out of his mouth.

When I looked at it, the old face of the old man in the palm of the lamp was smoked into African-American, not to mention, he was actually beaten into the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud for a while.

Why don't you say "Brother is an old Chinese medicine doctor, specializing in bragging", let his mother you and I be poor, pretending to be big, should, this time you will show your eyes, deflated eggplant, this is called pretending to be an egg, sooner or later, old bulbs, you can have a snack!