Hey, it looks like our little brother has to stay here today, my day. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" The dead fat man looked at Shen Han, who was about to petrify, and then at me, who was grinning with bared teeth and holding his right arm, and sighed.

"This is the number of fate, you accept your fate, but if you can die in the hands of the Taoist master, it can be regarded as your accumulation of virtue in your previous life, hehe" Hao You Liao smiled predictably, and there was an extra hemp rope twisted into a five-color thread in his hand.

"It's called the Soul Bond." That Hao Youliao mockingly shook the colorful rope in his hand at me and the fat man, and the cruel look in his eyes was the same as that of a butcher staring at a lamb to be slaughtered, and then commanded in a cold voice: "Come on, Tong'er, send these two laymen on the road with a soul-binding rope." ”

The two puppet-like boys took the multicolored ropes, each holding one end of the soul-binding rope, and then smiled strangely at me and the fat man, and walked slowly towards us.

Suddenly, the fat man began to tremble, the fat body shook like a dead leaf in the cold wind, it seems, no matter how awesome, no longer afraid of death, there is still his vulnerable softness in his heart, and now, even the fat man who has always been arrogant and unstingy has completely collapsed, it seems that we are really going to reach the limit today.

"Senior brother, it's all me who has burdened you, if I hadn't brought you into the 17th group, you wouldn't have ......" Looking at the fat man who was still shaking and trembling and not saying a word, my nose was sore, and I couldn't talk anymore, a few seconds later, I turned my head and looked at Shen Han who was looking at me like a statue with a sad face: "Sister, in this life, you are the first woman who can make me anxious and unable to sleep, I didn't expect ......"

I was forcibly enduring the severe pain in my right arm like cutting flesh and scraping bones, and I forced out a wry smile to confess my true feelings to Shen Hanzai, the dead fat man suddenly raised his head, and stretched out his hand to shine on the back of my head is a big-eared post: "Grinding your uncle, I will fucking provide you with food and clothing, and leave you such a big family business, I didn't see you so sad when I fucking died, deflated calves, what about you, you are a group of white-eyed wolves, oops, what about my heart, Wa Liang and Wa Liang." ”

After being slapped inexplicably by the dead fat man, I didn't bother my eyes, but sincerely felt a strong warm current of the western Pacific Ocean, oops, the ironing, the comfort, and the comfort in my heart were lifted, and every pore on my body opened, and even the sharp pain in my right arm seemed to have been alleviated.

"What, ...... you" I was overjoyed to look at the dead fat man with a pretentious, disdainful, and sorry expression for me, and was just about to open his mouth and shout a few times, "Thank God you're here", but the dead fat man choked back with a word: "Don't fucking talk, as soon as I speak, I will be stabbed, I am angry with you, you know." ”

If you don't say it, you won't say it, anyway, there will be time in the future, and you will talk slowly, I don't know you yet, a typical hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, drunk when drunk, and sleeping with the big girls, hehe.

The more I thought about it, the more beautiful it became, and I couldn't help but smile at the Taoist priest, laughing so that the Taoist priest was stunned, I don't know how I could still laugh in this situation.

"The eight lambs who don't have a long heart, be happy, hurry up and be happy, ah, I'll settle accounts with you in a while." The dead fat man got up and stood up in a hurry, and "Ding Dong" kicked away the two boys who had come to us with a sly smile, and kicked the two boys to "squeak" and scream, and ran back to Hao Youliao with a smoke, and hid behind him in a hurry, like a beaten dog.

The dead fat man who originally looked like he was about to tremble into a puddle of snot suddenly came to Shen'er, showing his might, Hao Youliao was also a little blindsided, and looked at the fat man who looked like something was on his body and asked: "You, where are you a demon, dare to show off in front of this Dao master, you don't want to mess up, right?" ”

"Fuck, your grandmother is calling that good peeing bastard, no, it's not good this year, why the fuck pretending to be a convict and having a good harvest." The dead fat man looked at Hao Youliao with a disapproving face, and his tone was called a light, "What's the matter, leaning up your neck to the sky and nagging, you say that you are the eldest brother, you are the fucking green onion, and you are still here to pretend to be a calf, and you are still in the sky, why don't you call it a supper view, and you can cheat the two of you to spend money, and ah, look at the body you are wearing, oh fuck, put on a sheet and fucking double sandals, you fucking pretend to be an embarrassing hero, ah." ”

The dead fat man scolded so unstoppably, I was very happy to watch it on the side, but Hao Youliao was scolded by the dead fat man so without a belt, and the color on his face turned from white to blue, from blue to purple, and he was so angry that he was already on fire and smoking.

"Who the hell are you?" This time, it was Hao Youliao's turn to tremble with anger, pointing at the dead fat man, and asked angrily.

"Who am I, he doesn't even fucking know me, and he still dares to pretend to be an egg here, hey, I'll go, you can't do it, you." The dead fat man looked at me incredulously, as if he was very surprised and incomprehensible that Hao Youliao didn't know him, as if he heard a person say that he had never eaten pork, lost, that was really lost.

"Okay, what about you, hurry up and get down to business, I beg you, if you're not afraid of being recognized, why don't you get on the fat man's body in the underworld, haven't you had a chance to pretend to be forced for a long time, and you're having fun here." After whispering this sentence in the fat man's ear, I immediately dodged and jumped away, dodging a big neck slap (slap) that came in response.

Seeing me looking at him with a wicked smile, the dead fat man's eyes inadvertently revealed a complex expression of love, pride, and relief, and the corners of his mouth involuntarily turned upward, revealing a heartfelt smile.

That kind of smile was not until many years later, when I had my own daughter, that I really understood that it was a kind of smile that only parents would unconsciously send out when they saw their beloved children who could give their lives for them.

That's right, in this underworld, apart from Uncle Li, who else would treat me and the fat man as their own sons, and be willing to take risks and work hard for us again and again.

However, the reason why Li Shu'er wanted to use the technique of hiding his body to hide his true appearance and get on the body of a fat man must be because he didn't want Hao Youliao to see his true face, because before he came, Yin Chuanshan told us that this is a forbidden place clearly determined by the underworld, and the ghosts are not allowed to come here unless they have a necessary reason and get approval.

Uncle Li is a ghost, so naturally he doesn't dare to openly violate the rules of the underworld, so isn't it drinking cold wine and sleeping on a cold kang and looking for illness by himself, and it is said that the punishment methods for illegal ghosts in the underworld are even a hundred or a thousand times more cruel than those ghosts who do evil in the yang world, so many ghosts will become so perverted under this super professional pressure, just like the urban management of the yang world.

As soon as I thought about this, I immediately understood in my heart why Uncle Li didn't come here to meet us in person, but had to wait for us at some three-color stone.

Thinking of this, I was really emotional, especially after experiencing the ups and downs of this desperate life, my feelings were like a pancake just out of the pot, so fragile that I was about to cry.

", after all these things, why are you still a mother, oops, I'm so worried, why did you accept your two goods." The pseudo-fat version of Uncle Li was careless, and finally said that he was bald.

"You are, the master of both of them." Who is Hao Youliao, obedient and obedient, and immediately grasped Uncle Li's flaw, and asked suspiciously.

"Ah, ah, yes, even if it's it, hehe" Uncle Li deliberately played sloppy with Hao Youliao, and replied humming.

"Since you're here, don't hide your head and tail, just ask your master to show your deity, let's talk face to face." Hao Youliao smiled miserably at Uncle Li, his figure flashed suddenly, he pulled up a foot high on the spot, and then stepped on Uncle Li's head with his feet.

As soon as I saw Hao Youliao's smiling face, I knew that this grandson was going to make a bad move again, and I was about to make a word to remind Uncle Li to be careful, that Hao Youliao had already flown to the top of Uncle Li's head, ready to give Uncle Li a big foot board empowerment.

"And, carving insect skills, you're just hanging like this." Uncle Li, who got on the fat man's body, deserved to be a senior pretending criminal, and he didn't panic at all, just stomped his foot, moved a small step after dodging, and didn't rush to fight back, but gave me a kick in the ass first, and shouted: "You fucking install a telephone pole there, don't go to your little lover." ”

"Oh, oh." I always thought that Uncle Li ignored Shen Han's existence, but I didn't expect that this old bulb was really an old fritter who was old and treacherous, and he deliberately pretended to be indifferent to Shen Han, which lowered Hao Youliao's vigilance, so that he would be tempted to take the first move, and then take the opportunity to let me save Shen Han.

After seeing that my feet did not touch the ground and ran towards the two boys guarding Shen Han, Uncle Li, who was on the fat man's body, straightened up very chic and kicked his right leg, which meant that he wanted to kick a high kick above his head and directly kick that Hao Youliao down.

However, just after Uncle Li's right leg crossed the waist, he was bounced back by the dead fat man's big belly that threw meat oil.

"His grandmother's, this foodie, it's a delay." Uncle Li saw that Gao kicked his leg and died halfway, which made him angry, he really killed the fat man who didn't pick up chopsticks when he saw delicious food that day, but, there is no way, who let his old man only get on the body of a fat man now, he can only use it because he is ugly.

However, just in the delay of Li Shu'er, Hao Youliao's feet had already stepped on the top of the fat man's head, and he saw that the fat man's two elephant legs were bent at the knees, and the bluestone slabs under his feet were cracked, which showed that Hao Youliao's foot had a thousand catties.

With one blow, Hao Youliao clamped the fat man's head with his two feet, took advantage of the situation to bend his body, and his upper body folded down, and then two antique short swords appeared in each of his hands, and stabbed the fat man's ribs fiercely.

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