Become the mayor of a city......

This is what Dingzhu once dared not think, in the past, what he most longed for was to buy lottery tickets and win 200 million, and then buy a luxury car to poke at the gate of the university every Friday afternoon, and pick up a few beautiful class flowers to play ** party in the small villa.

Although the city is more of a village than a city, and it is also a very poor and isolated village, this responsibility is quite heavy for Dingji.

Just now, Miao sent a list, which was eighteen pages long, with a total of 1,140 major items and 3,135 small items, and only six items could be completed at hand, and the rest were either short of money or few people.

This made the mayor's head suffocated, and he didn't want money or money, and there was no one to ask for money, although now that Hammer's gang had temporarily joined here, there were only about 200 people including the old and weak, women and children, and a small half of them were pure illiterate people who had not received education, except for the certain geographical and environmental advantages here, the hammer could be said to have nothing.

And that's not all, Mo Hui, the only statistician expert in the team, is still in a violent posture because of his dead father, if he hadn't let the butterfly control him, I'm afraid he would have gone back to get an axe and fight with people now, which made the already helpless hammer helpless and powerless.

"Come on, come on, let me give you a general idea of how the regional development index is calculated." Miao held a stack of materials: "First of all, you need abundant raw materials, and this one is satisfied." But secondly, there is a need for a city that can handle a large number of floating populations, which ...... It's difficult. Third, there are a large number of junior workers with basic education engaged in production and processing. The fourth is to have a certain logistics distribution capacity, can form a trade network, we except for the first one, other are almost impossible tasks. ”

The hammer threw the things in his hand casually: "How long will it take to complete one by one?" ”

"If you don't think about funding, it will take fifty to seventy years, and if you think about money and management, then it's longer."

"I don't have time." Dingzhu frowned: "I don't have much culture, so whether it's an exam or a test, my first thought is fucking cheating." ”

As he spoke, Dingzhu stood up and looked at Miao: "What is the development index, Lao Tzu doesn't understand." Give me a cheat plan today, and get more people as quickly as possible! ”

"How do you cheat this?" Miao grimaced: "Don't make trouble, okay?" ”

"Trouble? I'll make a fuss, I'll be in it for three years, you can do it! Do you want to go back to your hometown to see your daughter-in-law? ”

This sentence obviously poked Miao's death hole, his face changed three times in a row, and he nodded silently: "I'll find a way." ”

Dinghammer snorted, walked over to Hammer, who was laboring, with his hands behind his back, and pinched her buttocks: "Come with me." ”

Hammer seemed to be used to being pinched by the hammer, as if it was an ordinary way of greeting, and she didn't mind at all, and obediently followed the hammer to a secluded place.

"How many are there in your people?" The hammer leaned against a large rock and looked left and right: "Who of you has smoke?" ”

Hammer looked at him and shook his head slightly: "There is no smoke, there are about five hundred people in our clan. ”

"You go back today." Dinghammer clasped his arms in both hands: "Get everyone." ”

"Why?" When it comes to this kind of problem, Hammer instinctively chooses to be vigilant: "I'll just take you hostage." ”

"Less nonsense, it's your turn." Dinghammer spat on the ground: "Go now, if you don't come back tomorrow before the sun goes down, you know." ”

Hammer glanced back at his brothers and bit his lip, "Can you tell me why?" ”

Hearing her words, Dinghammer suddenly stopped talking, looked at Hammer's flaxen eyes and sighed twice, then turned around and left: "I'm busy, not so much why." ”

But having said that, Hammer is not stupid, of course she realized the opportunity, being a nomad for nearly ten years, this feeling of being chased around is really terrible, and because of this, it directly leads to the extremely low fertility rate of the tribe, and this time there is a person who can promise to protect the entire tribe, and they are like the main group after they come here, this kind of thing is not a fool's to do.

So she didn't say a word, rode the only undamaged motorcycle and drove away, and after watching her leave, Dinghammer turned around and sat under the flagpole and said to the ham sausage: "You say this person is strange, is it strange, Lao Tzu actually became the mayor." ”

"You're a fart mayor, at most a contractor." The ability to find fault with ham sausages is the same as always: "I guess the president just put you here for a few years, and then directly transferred you back." ”

"I don't have a few years. By the way, you've got that smart system done? ”

"It's a morning, something went wrong. The combination of plants and machines is not as good as that of humans and machines, so Bai Fei and I are waiting for the leaf receipt information, more than 100 catties of information, and it has been a few months since she sorted it out. Ham Sausage sighed: "Now it's up to Bai Fei to do the basic test over there, in fact, she doesn't really want to come over." And it's not me saying that people don't like you, why do you keep sticking to people's cold butts? ”

Dingzhu smiled awkwardly, then raised his head and sighed: "So I'm here to prove that I'm not, don't say anything else, I can't always let people shelter me from the wind and rain, it's too embarrassing." ”

"Yo yo yo, how do you feel like you've grown up a little bit?" The tone of the ham sausage was very strange: "I don't even dare to recognize you." ”

Dinghammer lowered his eyes and looked at the ham sausage: "Let's go, I'll take you to the bath." ”

As soon as he heard about the bath, the ham sausage was about to run immediately, but he didn't run two steps but was dragged by the hammer and began to drag it back, leaving two helpless brake lines on the ground: "Let go of me!" You are a communiqué personal vendetta, hurry up and let me go! ”

However, no matter how it screamed, its arms could not twist its thighs, and it was finally carried by the hammer and thrown into the lake, and then began to bathe it like a rag, during which the screams continued.

"Dinghammer, come here!"

When he was torturing the ham sausage, Miao suddenly came to them, patted the hammer covered in water, and then looked at him strangely: "That is, you dare to bully this guy like this." ”

"It's a bully." The hammer scooped the ham sausage out of the water, and then wrapped the shivering ham sausage in his clothes: "What's the matter? ”

"I have a plan, we can cheat the budget." Miao Mei fluttered and said, "Come here, I'll tell you quietly." ”

Coming to a secluded place, Miao unfolded a map and pointed to a city about 200 kilometers away from here: "Scam money from here, and then ......"

With that, he unfolded another map, on which was a mountain not far from here: "There is a penal colony here, there are about a thousand prisoners in it, we can choose the ones that can be used, but be careful, there is no shortage of vicious bad people here." ”

Dinghammer pouted: "When I get here, it's the dragon that coils me, and the tiger that lies down for me, and it's a fart to be vicious!" Uncle has a trick to toss them. ”

When Miao heard this, he clapped his hands: "In this way, tomorrow you bring the appointment document and the power document, and we will go to that city for a trip, and then go to the penal colony in the middle, and come back before the evening." ”

"Then it's so happily decided." Dinghammer nodded: "What are you going to do after you go over?" ”

"I'll give you an account when the time comes." Miao's eyes were full of brilliance, like an old bastard: "I'm too handy for this kind of thing." ”

In the evening, Dinghammer and the old tavern shut themselves in their rooms and talked until late at night, and the room was sometimes filled with fierce quarrels mixed with foul language, and sometimes erupted into fierce laughter, which drifted melodiously in the quiet valley of the night.

It's just that except for the ham sausage, no one knows what these two guys who don't look like good people are saying in it, and they don't know what decision the hammer as the "mayor" made in it, but they all know that these two guys must be doing or have done something bad.

"That's right, old man." Dinghammer, who stood at the door, said to the red-faced old drunkard: "The name of this city must not be used, change it." ”

"It's so simple, name it with your right hand." Miao glanced at Ding's right hand: "It has a name, it's called Gilgamesh." ”

"That name sounds like **." Dinghammer looked at his right hand: "Is that the glove?" ”

"Well, it's only one part, and the other part is called the lion." Miao stretched out his hand: "It's a sword." Gilgamesh's right hand is an attack and his left hand is a shield, and he has the power to kill the gods. ”

"Don't make a fuss, it's just technology." Dinghammer waved his hand: "Don't say it so mysteriously? ”

"Do you really think it's a mere artifact?" Miao smiled slightly: "But now is not the time for you to know, you will naturally know when the time is right." ”

"Hey, when you break your gloves and pretend, you really can't stand the people of your world." Dinghammer closed the door with a nonchalant face, but after he closed the door, he carefully examined his hand, and whispered: "Since you are so awesome, then it will depend on you from now on." ”

As soon as the words fell, the glove suddenly appeared intact on Ding's right hand, flashing brightly, but then slowly disappeared into his skin, and there was no trace at all.

"Looks like you agreed." Dinghammer smiled: "Then I'll go to sleep." ”

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I'm going to have another chapter soon, don't worry...... Although there are only 3,000 people in the collection, I think it is not easy for people to like me as always. After it is put on the shelves on April 1st, please be sure to spend a bottle of Coke money to subscribe to it, because the editor said that if the results are okay after the shelves, it will be strengthened...... Make up for it! ~~~

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