18 The Essence of Otaku
"Slacker!" The little girl didn't give any face, and directly exposed He Jun's true colors.
He Jun was about to say a few crooked rebuttals, but found that the little girl actually started to help him tidy up the messy room!
Even if he had the ability to have a lotus tongue, he couldn't say half a word of in the face of this scene, so he quickly stood up in shame, ran to the kitchen and poured a glass of water for the little girl, and after handing it to her, he said: "Uncle is wrong, uncle can't clean up!" ”
After tossing for so long, he's tired enough as an adult, not to mention that Kiki is still a child? No matter how lazy he was, he couldn't watch a child under the age of nine clean up his room for him and remain indifferent.
The little girl squeaked and sucked the water from the cup, squinted and smiled.
He Jun saw the little girl's smile that shouldn't have appeared on the child's face at all, and suddenly felt that he was a fool with no brains.
"Kiki, are you hungry?" Unwilling to be played by a little girl, He Jun took out a killer weapon and launched a Jedi counterattack.
The little girl's stomach gurgled with a thunderous roar, and the girl touched her empty stomach and looked at He Jun with her eyes.
He Jun touched his nose wryly: "I'll find you something to eat." ”
After saying that, he jumped over the obstacle on the floor, rushed into the bedroom, and ran out in a blink of an eye, stuffing the little girl with two packets of potato chips, a bag of steamed buns and a bottle of mineral water.
Kiki's little face wrinkled: "Why is it all junk food!" ”
Despised again, despised again!
He Jun couldn't wait to hit his head against the wall, and said dejectedly: "Qiqi, it's good that we have something to eat now, so don't pick and choose, okay?" ”
The little girl thought carefully for a while, and finally nodded: "Okay, I'll eat a little bit to cushion my stomach first." ”
He Jun sighed with a headache and said, "You eat first, uncle will make instant noodles for you, I have braised beef, scallion pork ribs and hot and sour beef here, what do you want to eat?" He felt as if all the lamentations of his life had been concentrated today.
"Hot and sour beef, more soup!" The little girl chewed potato chips in her mouth and said slurredly.
He Jun opened the kitchen cabinet, revealing the instant noodles inside, first took a pack of hot and sour beef noodles, and then took a pack of scallion-flavored pork rib noodles, and tore open the packages one by one and put them in a disposable plastic bowl for instant noodles.
The reason why disposable plastic bowls are used is to avoid the trouble of cleaning the dishes after eating.
Otaku is not something that everyone can be, and they must have the capital of the house!
Take eating as an example, He Jun is like a hamster, he can turn out enough convenient food to eat for half a month at home anytime and anywhere, and in order to avoid getting tired of eating, he still stores a variety of foods of different types and tastes, in a word, the more time saved, the better, anyway, he will never waste a lot of time in the kitchen just to eat a meal.
However, no matter how convenient convenience food is, there are times when it is twisted and twisted, so some simple cooking methods are also essential qualities for otaku, such as warm bottle stuffy porridge, and then induction cooker to cook noodles regularly on low heat.
Now He Jun is extremely remorseful, why didn't he get a set of photovoltaic power generation equipment when he renovated the house?
The latter one can no longer be used, but the warm bottle stuffy porridge can be played.
I remember that when I went to school in the labor class of elementary school, I would put an egg in the mouth of the thermos, prepare it at night, and eat the boiled egg the next morning when I drank porridge.
He Jun, who was still a primary school student, tried it once with the help of his mother, but unfortunately the thermos was not very warm, and the next morning the rice was half-cooked and the eggs were not fully cooked, leaving a heavy mark on his childhood.
"Uncle, why are you all junk food here?" The little girl asked dissatisfied, following the kitchen with potato chips.
He Jun smiled bitterly: "It's good to have something to eat, but after a while, you just can't eat junk food." He picked up the thermos and shook it, but there was not half a drop of water in it, and then he remembered that the water boiled at noon had not been poured into the thermos.
He hurriedly reached out and touched the electric kettle, it was still a little hot, but it was only a little, and it was almost the same to quench his thirst, and it was impossible to use instant noodles at all.
What can I do?
The electricity has been stopped forever, and the electric kettle is just a decoration, I'm afraid...... His gaze turned to the faucet, thinking about the steamer-like weather outside, and he suddenly had an idea.
He quickly found a clean empty basin and stuffed it under the faucet, opened the faucet, and the clean water flowed into the basin with a bang.
The little girl's eyes were stunned when she saw this: "There is water, there is tap water!" ”
He Jun hurriedly explained: "It's not tap water, my home is a solar water heater, and now there is still some water stored in the solar water tank, even if we save it, I don't know how many days it can last." ”
The little girl was disappointed and left the kitchen sullenly.
He Jun didn't dare to waste any water, his hand kept touching the faucet, and he felt a hot flow gushing out of the faucet, so he hurriedly put the noodle bowl up, and after filling it with hot water that I don't know how many degrees, but it was absolutely hot, he hurriedly put the thermos up.
In addition to this method, he can only run outside to chop wood and boil water, and in a short time, he does not plan to run out and take risks.
After the thermos was almost full, He Jun turned off the faucet, covered the noodle bowl, turned out the rice and grabbed it, reluctant to wash the rice with water, so he simply blocked the little girl's sight with his body, directly put the rice into the thermos, and carefully stuffed the thermos and put it aside.
Anyway, the bagged rice is now processed by the factory, and there are no impurities at all, and you can leave a little more nutrition if you don't dig it!
When you get to this hellish place, no matter what you lack, you can save a little is a little!
If nothing else, water is a big problem.
The capacity of the solar water heater is limited, and there are not many drinks, and once the reserves are exhausted, He Jun can only go outside to find water.
There is a lot of water outside, and there is lake water more than 100 meters away, but even if you don't consider the sanitation of the lake, you have to consider the prehistoric giant beast in the water whose head is several circles bigger than a person!
What is the difference between running such a dangerous place to fetch water and playing with life?
The three minutes passed quickly, but He Jun was worried that the water temperature was not enough, so he soaked for two more minutes before serving the instant noodles.
At this time, the little girl had already eaten all the potato chips, and was chewing the dry steamed bread tastelessly, when she saw He Jun bringing the noodle bowl, she immediately threw the steamed bread aside: "Uncle He, what's the matter, I'm starving to death!" ”
"Isn't this coming, eat it quickly, be careful, don't get hot." He Jun put down the bowl and handed the little girl a pair of convenient chopsticks.
The reason for not using ordinary chopsticks is the same as using plastic bowls, all to save trouble.