The next day, I slept until more than 10 o'clock in the morning, and I was still sore. During the meal, Sister-in-law Zhang's resentful eyes glared at Liu Meng from time to time, it was too nonsense last night, and the son was sleeping across a curtain on the side, and he even made it so loud. Fortunately, I don't know why I slept surprisingly well last night, so I didn't make a fool of myself.

Originally, I imagined that the countryside was beautiful, and the women in the township wore very short skirts, but when I came to see it, it was just like that. After a whole day of playing yesterday, this small town was almost all visited, and there was nothing more fun. So after breakfast, or lunch would be more appropriate, the three of them rode back to the village on the bicycle, which had been built wildly along the way, and was more tattered than when they came.

Compared with when he came, although he was more proficient in various emergency braking techniques, what made Liu Meng very depressed was that due to the barrier of bringing a bunch of things with large bags and small bags, it not only increased the resistance, but also made Sister-in-law Zhang unable to feel the original softness even if she completely lay in her arms.

As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the village, I saw the postman waiting there. As soon as Liu Meng arrived, a tiger pounced on him and snatched his baby car, and when he looked at the almost crushed and deformed skeleton, he wanted to cry without tears, and immediately had an urge to strangle Liu Meng, "You bastard!" You think this is Varyag! How can you make it like this! ”

Seeing the postman swinging his teeth and claws towards him, and he was reluctant to let go of his precious golden deer, Liu Meng smiled and threw out a pack of cigarettes, which calmed the postman's anger.

first sent Zhang's sister-in-law and her son home, and then Liu Meng hurriedly went out again. Even Sister-in-law Zhang wondered, when was Mencius so strong, and he was so energetic after tossing so much last night and this morning, and it was a long mountain road this morning?

And just when Sister-in-law Zhang wondered what Liu Meng was doing in a hurry, she suddenly heard Liu Meng's loud voice coming from the loudspeaker at the head, "All the villagers of Bad Water Village pay attention, all the villagers of Bad Water Village pay attention, I am a fierce son." At three o'clock this afternoon, please bring your own tables, chairs and benches, and bring your own tables, chairs and benches. Gather at the wheat field in the west of the village, I want to set up a banquet and treat you, one counts as one! I'll broadcast it again, I'm a fierce son, and it's ...... at three o'clock this afternoon."

It was broadcast three times in a row, and then Liu Meng had a friendly exchange with Zhao Zhishu, the only member of the highest cadre in their village. Zhao Zhishu smoked Liu Meng's fake panda and said that he would take the whole family to eat Liu Meng's in the afternoon, and at the same time couldn't help sighing, saying that his sister was married too far, and I was afraid that he would not be able to catch up in three hours. Liu Meng waved his hand, it's okay, I'll ask someone to leave vegetables for their house!

On the way back, Liu Meng raised his head and chested up, which can be described as full of ambition, but when he walked into the courtyard gate, he saw that Sister-in-law Zhang was busy in all directions, muttering and sweating profusely.

"You...... Why? Liu Meng stood in the courtyard and poked his head out and said.

"You're embarrassed to say it!" Seeing that Liu Meng was back, Sister-in-law Zhang glanced at him fiercely, "There is nothing at home, what kind of treat do you have in the afternoon, even if you have money, you can't take it out and eat it directly!" Oh, there are still three hours, and even the steamed buns can't catch up. ”

"Haha, you're worried about this." After listening to Sister-in-law Zhang's words, seeing that she was anxious and kept spinning in place, Liu Meng then smiled heartlessly, and laughed for a long time before stopping in Sister-in-law Zhang's complaining eyes. said, "You don't have to worry, I'm ready, don't worry, I won't let you gnaw on the ticket then." ”

Liu Meng grabbed Sister-in-law Zhang's hand, wiped the fine sweat on his forehead, and pulled her to the house.

Even if Liu Meng said this, Sister-in-law Zhang was still uneasy in her heart, could Liu Meng still be able to conjure up food out of thin air like Sun Wukong? Sister-in-law Zhang looked Liu Meng up and down, even if he went to learn tricks, no matter how he looked, he couldn't hide the food and drink of three hundred people. But Liu Meng just sat there and drank tea with a bamboo until half past two in the afternoon, then let Shengzi hold a small bench, and then carried a table with one hand and a bench with the other, humming a little song and walking out of the door.

What made Liu Meng strange was that he didn't meet a few people along the way. It stands to reason that these folks are all pervasive and believe in the type of bastard who believes in being cheap and does not take advantage of the bastard, and when he heard that he wants to have a treat, he should rush to be the first, how can he be so calm?

And when the three of them arrived at the wheat field in the west of the village with a puzzled and frowning face, they couldn't help but be stunned, only to see that the wheat field, which is usually used to dry wheat in the village, is now boiling and looking a little crowded. No wonder I didn't see anyone along the way, it turned out that the whole village had already come here and waited, and some people even brought their own tea to drink while waiting, probably because they just came after the broadcast!

Looking at the seven aunts and eight aunts and uncles in the audience, Liu Meng couldn't help but shake his head, and said three points, as for so early. And soon Liu Meng knew that it was still his fellow villagers who were prescient. He walked around with the table on his shoulder, nodding and greeting people constantly, but he didn't find a suitable place to place the table! Those shady places have long been occupied by others first, and he, the host, can only eat this meal in the great sun!

Let's bask in the sun, fortunately, it is quiet, and I comforted myself and put the table in the sun where no one came, Liu Meng and Sister-in-law Zhang sat side by side on the bench, and the son sat down on the small square bench boredly.

"Fierce son! When to eat! ”

"Yes! Mengzi, our family came when we heard your announcement, and we all waited for a while. ”

"Hurry up and eat, serve! Our family didn't have lunch, so we're waiting for you! ”

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Listening to the villagers' cordial and urgent greetings, Liu Meng could only nod again and again, saying that it was almost there. Seeing that three o'clock was approaching, Sister-in-law Zhang couldn't help but become more and more anxious.

Gradually, until a quarter past three, there was no movement, and Sister-in-law Zhang was anxiously restless. Liu Meng couldn't help but curse, a small place is a small place, and the service is poor! Fortunately, the people in the mountains are idle farmers who rely on the sky for food, and the concept of time is not too heavy, and they don't care about being late for a while.

And at half past three, what Liu Meng was waiting for finally came. I saw a water bicycle, each with a large food box behind it, and a group of forty or fifty people was even more tired and sweating profusely.

"Please...... Please...... Who is Mr. Liu Meng? One of the leaders shouted with his tongue out, panting.

"Don't fucking ask! I am! Liu Meng stood up and waved and shouted.

"You...... Hello, I am from the five-star hotel, we eliminated all difficulties, and after ...... "the leading waiter just wanted to complain."

Liu Meng directly and rudely interrupted him, "How can there be so much nonsense, what the is it, don't hurry up and serve the food!" ”

"I ......" the waiter looked aggrieved, their group rode dozens of miles of mountain roads, from dawn to now, not to mention eating and even drinking saliva, which did not hear half a good but first scolded. In other words, if it weren't for the face of money, who would fucking take this kind of takeaway!

"That's it! Let's get served! All starved to death! Compared with Liu Meng, the villagers are even more excited.

The public opinion cannot be violated, and the waiter can only sigh heavily, not taking a breath, and directly beckoning everyone to serve.

When the dishes were served and the glass of wine was full, Liu Meng picked up a glass and raised it to everyone, "What, everyone...... Eat and drink well. ”

……

However, it turned out to be cold, everyone was desperately struggling with the platter that had just been on the table, and no one took care of him as the host.

"Heh, eat and drink well." Even Liu Meng couldn't help blushing, raised his glass and did it himself, and then sat down stupidly.

ps: The second update, congratulations such as monthly passes! Even if it's to seal a big red envelope!

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