Chapter Ninety-Six: The Devil Is Coming (Part II)
All of us were standing on the mountain, and at this time, Xiao Liuzi hurriedly ran up and said to all of us: Oh no, someone seems to have touched it under the mountain.
What the! After hearing this, everyone was stunned, to say that the mountain behind this is very big, in addition to our funeral home, it can also come up from other places, everyone was taken aback when they heard the news, who is it?
The fat man immediately said: What are you waiting for, don't go down to see, if something really happens, it will be troublesome, after saying that, the fat man was the first to rush down, and all of us followed, under the leadership of Xiao Liuzi, we came to the halfway up the mountain, only to see that someone sneaked up at the bottom of the mountain, and there was more than one person.
We all watched it for a long time, and the fat man turned his head and blinked at us and said: Look, this doesn't look like a person, it seems to be a fucking ghost?
Yunhai nodded and said: Not bad! There is no breath of a living person at all, it should be a sneaky thing, could it be those devils on the opposite mountain?
Yes, my eldest brother is right, what years are it now, those Japanese devils must have been beaten away a long time ago, how can they still lurk here, eighty percent of them are Japanese devils who died here during the Anti-Japanese War, and their mother's death will not be able to live in peace.
After the fat man heard this, he called the wolf seven on the side and muttered a few words in his ear, I don't know what bad water the fat man had, anyway, this guy never plays cards according to the routine, sure enough! The fat man didn't know what to say to Wolf Qi, the two of them ran down secretly, I was afraid that the two of them were in danger, so I hurriedly followed behind the two.
I saw that the fat man rushed out like a rabbit and said to the bottom of the mountain: You land! What to work on!
I was stunned, what the hell is this fat man going to do. Looking at Wolf Qi again, he also jumped out at this time and shouted: On the mountain! Flower girl land, no.
These two second-class goods really confused me at the time.
Looking at the opposite side again, a devil wearing a Japanese military uniform came out of the grass, and then saw that their faces were all iron blue, and there was no anger at all, and there were bullet holes in the chest, which were indeed Japanese ghosts.
A few Japanese ghosts may have been taken aback, and they were obviously stunned when they saw the fat man and the wolf seven, and then they muttered a lot of Japanese, anyway, I couldn't understand a word.
The fat man snapped a military salute and began to talk to the Japanese ghosts in half-baked Japanese.
I hid in the grass, I couldn't hold it back, where the fucking fat man spoke in Japanese, I remember one of the most ridiculous paragraphs.
Where to dig potatoes, of course, dig in the mountains, dig a sack!
My stomach hurt from laughing, the fat man was talking nonsense, and after hearing my laughter, he turned his head and scolded me with a smile: Your uncle, Bu Xinxie, what Lao Tzu is talking about is hot, what are you doing here. I sighed and said to the fat man, "You fuck you!" Whether it's Chinese or Japanese, how do I think you look like a little devil.
A few Japanese ghosts, after seeing me appear, seemed to feel deceived, looked at the fat man viciously, and shouted out in their mouths! Yaga!
I knew what I meant by this, and I hurriedly said to the fat man: He scolded you.
The fat guy had a bad temper, where could he hold the fire now, turned around and scolded the Japanese ghosts: Your uncle! As soon as the words fell, the fat man already had an extra Buddha bowl in his hand, and rushed up to those Japanese ghosts. The wolf on the side saw that the fat man moved, and he didn't dare to slack off, so he hurriedly rushed over, I also wanted to go up to help, but when I touched my pocket, I didn't bring the charm, so I had to stop this thought.
The fat man is jealous and hateful, the Buddha bowl in his hand is almost a hundred shots, and then see those few Japanese ghosts were knocked down three, and the remaining few people were beaten by the fat man.
I said to the fat man: Now that the tiger is returning to the mountain, those Japanese ghosts will not give up, so let's prepare for battle.
The fat man said to me disdainfully: What are you afraid of, even if I am coming to a train of skins, I am not afraid, let's go.
The three of us returned the same way, and on the way, Xiao Liuzi gave a thumbs up to the fat man and said: Brother Wei, you are really a master, a model for us to learn, and a guiding light for us people, I will listen to you in the future.
The fat man was so praised by Xiao Liuzi that he immediately couldn't play, and he hooked up with Xiao Liuzi and said: Liu'er! Follow your fat brother in the future, and ensure that you have a bright future, don't look at you as a ghost, as long as you are willing to cultivate hard, sooner or later you will be able to reach the level of Li Lao, you know no, fat brother, I am very optimistic about you!
Are you sure! Brother Wei, I can also cultivate into a ghost immortal? Xiao Liuzi looked at the fat man with bright eyes.
The fat man pretended to be profound and said to Xiao Liuzi: Of course, as long as you are willing to work hard, sooner or later you will see results, the way of cultivation is important to persevere, as long as you persist, you will definitely gain something.
After listening to the fat man's words, Xiao Liuzi didn't know what to say, and swore to the fat man: Fat brother, don't worry, if my little Liuzi doesn't mix up in the future, I'm sorry for you.
I see all this in my eyes, this fucking ghost is too easy to fool, they all say ghosts, ghosts, why do I know some stupid ghosts or when this little sixth son is alive, he is the same as Chef Fan and Wu Laoer, as long as he flickers, he is confused?
Back on the mountain, Li Lao and the others were still waiting for us here, they saw everything just now, and only listened to Li Lao sigh and say to us: Alas! You're too impulsive, and now we have too many enemies, and it won't be a good thing to mess with these Japanese ghosts again.
The implication seems to be to blame us for being too impulsive, and then the fat man said: Li Lao! I said why are you so daring, in my heart, you are also the number one person, you yourself said that you fought the war before you were born, didn't you die under the guns of these little Japan, what's wrong now, little Japan is on the other side, why are you still afraid, this is not like your old character.
This old Li was said to be red-faced, and when I saw this, I hurriedly grabbed the fat man and signaled him not to say anything.
The fat man may have been too excited in his words, but after reacting at this time, he also closed his mouth and stopped talking.
Elder Li glanced at us and said: A few people think that I Li Wei was born in troubled times, and he started the War of Resistance at the age of fourteen, and he has experienced a lot of wars large and small, not that I am afraid of things, but I don't want to find too much trouble for you.
After listening to it, I also knew Li Lao's thoughts, so I said to Li Lao: Li Lao, don't worry, we are all a family, why do you always say these words, and you should also know that these Japanese ghosts are like a thorn in our eyes, a thorn in the flesh, if you don't get rid of it, you won't be happy, and these guys will be a scourge sooner or later, I think it is necessary to get rid of them as soon as possible, so as not to harm everyone in the future.
After hearing this, Li Lao also nodded and said: What Xiaoyou said is also reasonable, okay! Since it's the will of God, then I don't have much to say, so let's get rid of these Japanese ghosts in advance while they're still in their fledglings.