The idiot monk and monk had fluttering sleeves, standing on the abandoned sword stone and crumbling, seeing Ren Qiuling and Li Mingbo dazzled and amazed.

Ren Qiuling picked up a big stone and threw it down the cliff, listening carefully, the mountain wind was leisurely, and there was no sound of stones falling to the ground.

The idiot monk turned around suddenly, looked at Li Mingbo with a cold face, and said, "Senior Brother Li, you had a lot of fun learning the three characters just now, right?" ”

Li Mingbo and Ren Qiuling didn't dare to step on the abandoned sword stone, and when they heard the words of the idiot, he took two steps back, and his face was like earth. It turns out that cultivators have the rules of cultivators, and it is taboo to secretly learn supernatural spells. When the idiot monk taught Ren Qiuling, Lee Myung-bak was happy while listening, just like paying a salary of a thousand yuan may not be happy, but going out to pick up ten yuan will be happy.

At that time, Lee Myung-bak thought that mantra kung fu might be a breakthrough in infrasonic research, and he didn't think that stealing learning was a taboo. Now that the idiot asked coldly, he remembered that he had made a big mistake.

"Senior brother, I didn't, I didn't, I really didn't!" Li Mingbo was lucky, and secretly thought that as long as I didn't admit it, even if the idiot was supernatural, there would be no evidence to prove that he had stolen school.

Hui Idiot sneered and said, "Senior Brother Li, you have been with Master for a few years, why didn't Master teach you a little supernatural power?" ”

Lee Myung-bak said respectfully: "Please also ask the senior brother to give a lecture." ”

The idiot sighed: "Alas, cultivators have rules in their own right, and they can't pass on their merits to people in the public realm. First, because the people of the public family are extremely important to fame and fortune, and there are very few people who can practice hard work, and once they practice the exercises, they will usually cultivate the deviation, and passing on the exercises to him is harming him; Second, people in the public door are selfish, and they will not find the reason from themselves after cultivating their deviations, and will only blame others for teaching the exercises that are fake, and passing on the exercises to others will cause trouble to the master. ”

Ren Qiuling suddenly realized that since Qin Shi Huang, many emperors and high-ranking officials have wanted to seek immortality, and some immortal families have entered the WTO and crossed into them: Han Yu's nephew is Han Xiangzi, Zhang Guolao has entered the Tang Dynasty palace, and Chen Tuan's ancestor has seen the Song Emperor. But how many people have really cultivated immortality?

Lee Myung-bak was silent in thought.

Hui Idiot said: "You have been with Master for a few years, and Master has been called thousands of times, and if he doesn't teach you a little skill, you will owe a karmic debt." I have the heart to pull you out today, and I also want this cause and effect, not counting you stealing learning. But you must remember: 1. The mantra I teach should not be passed on to others, lest you harm others; 2. I only passed on your mantras, not mudras and meditations, although you can achieve it by reciting mantras alone, but you should not go deep into the practice. It is just a matter of breaking the phase without the phase. ”

Lee Myung-bak asked, "Is there a phase to break the phase?" ”

Ren Qiuling knew this, and argued: "The lion's roar is silent, as long as you recite the incantation when others send the lion's roar, you will be fine, this is called the existence of the phase to break the phase!" ”

Hui Idiot listened to Ren Qiuling's understanding of "there is a phase and no phase" so superficially, and she was still self-righteous, and she couldn't help but smile. "A spell can attack, it can be blessed, it can be blessed, it can achieve many different functions, the reasons are different - I won't say more, you will understand if you hold more spells in the future." He explained.

Lee Myung-bak's heart was shocked, "I see, the roarer roared to break the iron bridge without hurting people, and Hui roared at the dead without hurting the building, it turned out to be this reason!" Scientists believe that there are two variables of infrasound, one is the audio and the other is the volume. But in the eyes of practitioners, there is another variable, and that is the phase! This is the key variable that determines the role of infrasound! This epiphany is considered by Lee Myung-bak to be an important breakthrough in infrasonic research. He clasped his hands together and said, "Thank you for your advice." ”

Ren Qiuling said noisily: "There is still me, and there is me, I also want to learn supernatural powers." ”

Hui Idiot smiled and said, "You! You originally practiced the Taoist method, why do you need to learn the magic powers of my Buddhism? ”

Ren Qiuling is good at psychoanalysis, and has not learned a little Taoism, so she asked, "Huh?" When did psychology become Taoist kung fu? ”

Hui Idiot had a much better attitude towards Ren Qiuling, waved his sleeves and said, "You will understand later, go down the mountain!" After saying that, he turned to the white sky in the west, sat cross-legged, and worked hard.

Li Mingbo and Ren Qiuling reluctantly walked away a few steps, and when they looked back, they saw the idiot sitting on the stone, the monk's clothes fluttering, he stood still, and he had already settled down. A monk and a stone, like a lifetime.

The scenery on Qianxiu Peak is excellent, Ren Qiuling chirped and pointed to the stone pillars around and kept admiring, Li Mingbo was thoughtful, and occasionally perfunctory.

Ren Qiuling suddenly took out her mobile phone, stuffed it into Li Mingbo's hand, and said, "Here you go!" ”

Lee Myung-bak was taken aback and said in surprise: "Huh? Send me my phone, why? Ren Qiuling pointed to the mountain flowers under the stone pillar in front of her and said, "Take me down?" Who's going to give you your phone? Ran to Shanhua, bent down and compared scissor hands, and smiled at the camera.

The mountains are full of flowers, this is its most beautiful moment of the year; Ren Qiuling smiled like a flower, this was the most beautiful moment in her life.

Li Mingbo was stunned, and instead of pressing the shutter button on his phone, he bent down on one knee and knelt down to Ren Qiuling, "Qiuling, be my girlfriend!" I'll be good to you for the rest of my life, I promise. He has two doctorates, but the language of his confession is extremely earthy. Maybe at this moment, any language is pale and weak, right?

Ren Qiuling's mouth opened into an "O" shape, and there was only surprise in her eyes, but no joy.

Hearing the sound of "wave", Zou Yan flashed in front of Li Mingbo, grabbed him, and said loudly: "You come over to me." ”

Li Mingbo is a scholar, he has no power to resist under Zou Yan, and when he was gently mentioned, he turned his face away and didn't look at Zou Yan.

Ren Qiuling shouted: "You let him go for me!" The tiger ran over fiercely and kicked Zou Yan in the back. Zou Yan's cultivation was extremely deep, and this kick did not kick him, and the shock made Ren Qiuling's ankle hurt.

Zou Yan let go of Li Mingbo, turned his head to Ren Qiuling and said, "What's wrong with you?" Why are you kicking me? ”

Ren Qiuling said: "Zou Yan! Violence doesn't solve the problem! I am not your personal belongings, and as long as I am not married to you, he has the right to pursue me! I will refuse his confession, but I will defend his right to confess to the death! She bypassed Zou Yan and spread her hands in front of Lee Myung-bak.

Lee Myung-bak was so sad that he squatted on the ground and didn't want to get up.

Zou Yan saw Ren Qiuling protecting Li Mingbo, and his heart was even more angry, so he effortlessly lifted Ren Qiuling and picked up Li Mingbo again: "You confessed?" Did you confess? ”

Li Mingbo knew that Zou Yan loved Ren Qiuling deeply, and this person was decisive in killing, and his cultivation was extremely deep, which was very terrifying. But in front of true love, he didn't want to be too cowardly, so he said heavily: "Hmm! ”

Zou Yan gasped for breath, Ren Qiuling glared at Zou Yan, and Li Mingbo looked at the ground. The three of them did not move for a moment.

Zou Yan suddenly yelled at Lee Myung-bak: "You...... You...... I'm too lazy to talk about you. Turning his head and asking Ren Qiuling: "What is a confession?" ”

Ren Qiuling laughed "Park", and Lee Myung-bak couldn't help laughing. It turned out that Zou Yan was from the Song Dynasty and was not familiar with words like confession.

"Come with me, I have something to tell you." Zou Yan said in a deep voice, picked up Lee Myung-bak, and flew him into the clouds.

Ren Qiuling shouted: "My mobile phone!" Before she could finish speaking, her phone tumbled and fell from the air, and fell into the grass with a "horn click". Ren Qiuling hurriedly ran over to pick up the phone, wiped the dirt clean, looked left and right, and the phone was fine.

Then she began to worry about Lee Myung-bak, and she didn't know how Zou Yan would deal with him.

Li Mingbo was also scared in his heart, but when he saw Zou Yan flying past the abandoned sword stone, the idiot monk was still sitting motionless on the stone. Lee Myung-bak only hoped that the idiot could come to the rescue, and called out, "Senior brother." ”

I heard the voice of the idiot coming from all directions, "It's easy to get a human body, it's hard to hear the Dharma, and I hope Senior Brother Li will cherish the opportunity!" "It sounded so loud that it rumbled like thunder. But secretly observing Zou Yan's expression, he was indifferent, maybe it was a magical power that transmitted the sound into the secret, right?

Lee Myung-bak looked down and saw a silver line in the thousands of green seas, thinking that it was Binjiang. There is a small gray barren land next to the silver line, and I think it is Binjiang City. "I really envy you cultivators, the sky and the earth are big, let me roam, how chic. I think I've been busy all my life, and it's just in such a small place, what a frog at the bottom of the well! He wanted to please Zou Yan, so he patted his ass.

Zou Yan summoned an apricot-yellow pennant, which grew larger in the wind, and finally the flagpole was as big as a beam, and the flag was as big as several sheets sewn together. He put Lee Myung-bak behind the flagpole and rode it, and jumped in front of the flagpole to stand himself. This flag flew against the wind and rushed to Binjiang City.

"Actually, I know what 'confession' means." Zou Yan didn't look back, and said lightly.

Lee Myung-bak's face changed color, and he gritted his teeth and couldn't speak. He looked east and west, trying to figure out how to get out of trouble. But in the hands of a master like Zou Yan, his little trick is like a joke, what effect can it play?

At this time, the pennant was fixed in mid-air, and Zou Yan made a combo with both hands at the yin cloud in front of him, and the yin cloud hung down like a jellyfish. The slender filaments of the clouds that looked slender from a distance became thinner and longer, and finally hung down into the city of Binjiang, shrouding a quarter of the city in the mist.

Zou Yan's methods Li Mingbo has seen a lot, and he is amazed every time. The spell that Zou Yan showed today was actually not so earth-shattering, but it was the most thrilling one Lee Myung-bak had ever seen - just because the situation was different.

"You're still in love with Ren Qiuling, right?" Zou Yan's voice was neither happy nor angry, without the slightest emotion.

Lee Myung-bak was silent for a while before he said loudly, "Not bad! ”

"Let's go down, then!" Zou Yan pulled Li Mingbo, collected the pennant, and flew towards Binjiang City. Li Mingbo closed his eyes, only listening to the wind in his ears, but he couldn't feel the wind blowing on his body, presumably Zou Yan used some kind of protective spell.

There was a shock to their feet, and the two fell into the city. The city was foggy, and the crowds were still coming and going, and no one expressed the slightest doubt about the sudden arrival of the fog - everyone was busy with their own livelihoods, so how could they care if the weather was sunny or cloudy?

Lee Myung-bak opened his eyes and tried to observe the surrounding scenery, only to see that the alleys were narrow and the houses were low, which should be in the area of the large vegetable garden in the east of the city.

Zou Yan said, "Follow me!" "Head down the alley.

Li Mingbo wanted to escape but didn't dare, so he could only follow Zou Yan silently. There was a lot of noise all around, "The grapes are sold!" "The new tomato is cheaper!" "Tofu is sold!" Lee Myung-bak was worried about his fate and did not hear any of these cries.

Zou Yan dodged into an even narrower alley, and Lee Myung-bak gritted his teeth and followed. The commotion outside was silent all of a sudden, there was little sound in this alley, and the shops selling ironware were very gloomy, and the bosses were all dozing off in the Taishi's chair. An old lady sat under the eaves and looked up at the sky, her toothless mouth open, like a fox fairy in a chat room absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.

Suddenly there was a shout from the front: "Leopard! Ahaha, it's really a leopard! Hahaha! Listening to the voice, the strong man saw that the leopard was not only not frightened, but cheered, and was very bold.