Chapter 16: Preaching

I didn't sleep all night, and when I went back to my room and lay on the bed, I kept tossing and turning, which is the legendary tiredness and I don't even have the strength to sleep.

Yes, I was very tired that night, and I was seriously drained by three formations in a row, and I was hit by that feng shui and now my whole body hurts, and I am even more tired after chatting with that old thing all night.

I don't know how long it took to finally fall asleep in a daze, and when I woke up, it was three o'clock in the afternoon, and I slept for a full eleven hours.

When I got up and washed my face, I found that my whole body was aching, and I hadn't eaten for a day but I didn't have any appetite. Walked out of the dormitory and sat alone on the stone table in the open space, and my head was messed up and I didn't know what I was thinking? It's the same as being in a daze!

I looked at the road ahead until that extremely ugly and disgusting face appeared in front of me, and it was the old thing, who said to me while holding his nose, "Little thing is thinking about women, huh?" ”

Now here during the day, I can talk to this old thing, and when I saw him coming, I immediately became interested, and said to the old thing: "Lao Tzu is thinking about you." ”

The old thing shook his head and said to me seriously: "What does the little thing want me to do?" I don't want to mess with you. ”

I feel sick to see his nose droppings, and even if I want to climb a mountain, I don't look for him like this. I said to the old thing, "The old thing is still very talkative, damn, by the way, old thing, why don't you sleep and come to me?" ”

The old thing smiled and lifted the vegetable basket behind him, and said to me: "Lao Tzu still has to eat, how can I have time to sleep, whoever lies like you will have food delivered to your mouth." The key is that Lao Tzu has no cigarettes now, do you have cigarettes? ”

This obscene old thing does not disgust me, I know that smokers do not have the pain of smoking, I took out a pack of unopened cigarettes from my pocket and threw it to him, he couldn't wait to take out a cigarette in his mouth, light it and put the whole bag into his pocket, I just scolded the old thing in my mouth and did not stop it.

The old man smoked a cigarette and took out a book from his pocket, also wrapped in a black cloth, and when he handed it to me, I felt that the book was as thick as the "Qimen Dunjia" that Grandpa Chen had given me, and when I opened it, I saw that the yellowed writing was written in four large black characters, "Spells and Strange Arts". When I held the book, I felt a burst of excitement in my heart, except for Qimen Dunjia, I can also learn the art of charms.

When I opened the first page, my eyes were straight, and there were dense spells drawn in it, I couldn't understand it at all, it seems that learning this is not easier than Qimen Dunjia.

I looked up at the old thing and asked, "Why can't I read it?" ”

The old man said with a smile? "Little thing, do you think the spell is so easy?" If you can understand it now, then Lao Tzu will not be busy for decades? ”

I think about it, how profound China is, and how can a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child understand it? I said insidiously to the old thing: "I don't understand that you still teach a fart, come on, return the cigarette to Lao Tzu." ”

The old thing was scared when he asked me to return the cigarette, didn't this kill him? Actually, I just wanted to scare him, and I didn't really want to come back, and I knew that this old man was not easy. The old thing said to me: "Don't worry, little thing, you have to know that who said that you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, I will definitely teach you slowly." I'll put the cigarettes here first. ”

I think it's also this old thing who has studied this book all his life, and he also said that he was talented when he was young, although I didn't see it, it stands to reason that his ability should be more powerful than the previous Grandpa Chen. Enough to teach me.

The old man finished smoking a cigarette and lifted the basket and said to me, "You want to hide your books, and come back to me after ten o'clock in the evening where you were yesterday." Now I'm leaving, or I won't have anything to eat for the night. After speaking, he picked up the vegetable basket, picked up the flat pole and turned his head to leave, and did not forget his classic action of buckle the nose when he left.

I put the book "Spell Magic" and "Qimen Dunjia" together, looking at those two books, my heart was touched, is this my future life?

After dinner in the evening, I sat alone on the stone table in the open space, I haven't looked for a job for so many days, my father doesn't care at all, just tells me to play for a few months and go back to study, in fact, I don't want to stay outside at all, after coming for so many days, I slowly start to feel homesick.

I stayed there for a long time, until my father went to work and I realized that it was ten o'clock, and it was time to go to that old thing and see what this old thing could teach me.

My father thought he had already gone to work, I buried my pillow in the bed, I was afraid that my father would come back and see that I was not in the room, so I made this bunker, and after doing all this, I quietly went out of the room, closed the door gently, and walked alone in the direction of the tomb, and when I got there I found that the old thing had not yet come, and the damn thing must be to release my pigeons, right?

I thought to myself, that old thing can't let my pigeons go, otherwise the old thing will run out of smoke and smoke?

I walked around the ancient tomb, and since that feng shui evil was killed by me, the invisible sense of oppression disappeared, and it was no different from other places, except that the black and bare mound of grave soil was particularly conspicuous.

At this time, I finally realized that waiting for people is the most boring thing in the world, and I waited here for more than an hour, and the cigarettes were almost half a pack in my mouth. But the old thing hasn't arrived yet. I've despised that old thing countless times in my heart. Eighty percent of this old thing released my pigeons, otherwise why wouldn't it have appeared?

Just when I was about to leave, the disgusting voice of the old thing appeared in my ears, I turned my head and saw the living old thing standing behind me, buckling the nose, I rushed over and scolded him: "Old thing, I thought you were dead, you are letting me pigeon, aren't you?" ”

The old man didn't laugh, he said to me solemnly, "Little thing, are you so patient?" Actually, I came early, I just want to see how much patience you have, this is the first lesson I taught you, no matter what you do, you can't be impatient, and a person's success can't be less patient. Take our line of work as an example, if you learn things in the future, you will fight with real dirty things, and you also have to fulfill the task of protecting others, and many times you have to wait for those dirty things to appear, and then you can wait for the opportunity to destroy them, but do you know if they will appear, and when they will appear? You need to be patient, understand? ”

The old thing said very well, thinking so in my heart, I didn't admit it stubbornly, I said to the old thing: "Ah, the old thing, the cultural person, it's still a set, don't rush the big-tailed wolf here, if you have something to say, there is a fart, hurry up." ”

The old thing looked at it with a solemn face and said, "You are too similar to me when I was younger." ”

The old man was endless, and I said to the old man, "Get out, it's almost a little set." ”

The old man smiled and said to me, "It's useless, I can teach you a spell now, but you have to swear first, and swear that you can't use this kind of Taoist technique to harm people, and you can't use this skill to go the wrong way." ”

I looked at the old thing and said in surprise: "Damn, there is this rule, by the way, what if I don't swear by the old thing?" ”

After I said this, I was in the mood to joke, but the old thing didn't take it as a joke, and yelled at me with a serious face: "I won't teach you to return that book to me without swearing." ”

I knew that the old man was angry, and said with a smile: "The old thing is really angry, huh?" Haha, I'm kidding you, can't I swear it? ”

After speaking, I raised my right hand and raised the three fingers in the middle as I did on TV, and said: "I, Chen Yuqiao, swear to the sky that after learning the art of spells from now on, I will do more good deeds and dedicate myself for free." We will never use this technique to harm others and do things that go against the morality of the rivers and lakes. If you break this oath, let me be stoned to death by tofu. "I looked at the old thing.

I swore that I just went through the motions and didn't care too much about the old thing, and said to me with a solemn face: "Although you swore that if you let me know that you violated your oath, even if the heavens don't punish you, I will look for you at the ends of the world, and after you find it, you will be cramped and plucked, so that you know that my old thing is not just a dehydration." ”

Damn, it's too ruthless. This old thing is really full of royal spirits.

For Taoists, the most feared is that there are lawless people among the disciples, and if there are lawless people who use this technology to do illegal things, it will not only humiliate the teacher but also harm the society. That's why the old stuff forced me to swear and didn't forget to intimidate me in the end.

Looking at the serious face of the old thing, I thought to myself. Why doesn't this old guy believe me so much? Don't worry, I won't disgrace you.