Chapter 235: Half-Elder Sister Xu

While drinking and masturbating, everyone began to talk about how their business was doing. Because electric vehicles are becoming more and more popular, the bicycle shop can only barely maintain, and the business scope of the art club is rigid demand, and the business is never good or bad, and you can't starve to death if you don't have enough to eat. The noodle restaurant is cheap because it is cheap. People in the neighborhood like to come to eat, and business is the best, but everyone is not good at taking the supermarket. Although the shopping environment is good, the price of goods is more expensive than that of small supermarkets, and it is not as complete as the store, so it is very sluggish, and it has been losing money in the past six months.

The supermarket proprietress is surnamed Xu, in her forties, she looks very charming, and everyone likes to call her. She divorced her husband a few years ago, and married the current supermarket owner, for two or three years, and now she is more than four months pregnant. She doesn't usually drink much, but when it comes to business, she can't help but drink a few more glasses. My face was also red, and I began to complain that business was difficult≑ the owner of the car shop asked me: "I said brother, your Buddhist brand shop usually has few people entering the store every day, but today I see when you keep accounts." The sales account is densely written, when was it sold? Midnight? ”

Everyone laughed, and I said, "You don't understand, what time is it now?" To open a store, you need to understand e-commerce. I advertise in Taobao stores and forums, and I can sell more than ten or twenty Buddha cards every month. ”

When they heard this, they were immediately in awe. The proprietress of the noodle shop asked: "I see that the necklace hanging in your store is also inconspicuous, one sells for one or two thousand, and there are four or five thousand, and it is not like gold and silver, it seems to be made of mud?" Why is it so expensive? ”

Idle is also idle. I told them about the origin, material and efficacy of Thai amulet cards. As soon as I heard that there were ghosts in the Buddha card, these people had different expressions, the proprietress of the noodle shop was from Heilongjiang, and she especially believed in these, her face was white≑ the eldest brother of the owner of the car shop did not believe in evil, and shook his head while laughing. The eldest brother of the art club was skeptical, and only Sister Xu in the supermarket was silent.

After eating, I went back to the Buddha shop to sleep, just after taking a shower and lying on the bed, I saw the mobile phone prompt light flashing, and I saw that it was a text message sent to me by Sister Xu, asking me if I had slept. I said I didn't sleep, what's the matter. Sister Xu asked: "I was chatting with my husband just now, and when I mentioned your Buddha shop, he said that the owner of a trading company that supplies our supermarket is a Cantonese person, and the year before last, I heard a friend introduce me to Thailand to ask for a Buddha card." It seems to be the kind of yin card you talk about when you eat, saying that it can prosper your career. It seems to be quite effective, and his business has been doing well in the past two years. ”

I replied: "Yin cards are also divided into good and evil, and it is best not to invite evil yin cards, but you can try the positive ones." ”

Sister Xu asked: "Do you have a positive yin card here?" How much does it cost? I don't understand either. I'm pregnant now, does the Wear Buddha card have any effect? ”

I had just finished taking a shower and was not sleepy, so I got up and went to the store outside to turn on the light, took a few photos of the positive and negative cards, and sent them to her by MMS. Among them are a Renyuan Bird, a Nampaya, and a Nanping Mother. I told her that the popularity bird is mainly to increase popularity and turn prosperity, and Nampaya is to increase leadership and enhance competitiveness, and the main method of Nanping's mother is not obvious, it belongs to the request, just like burning incense and worshiping the Buddha to make a wish, just remember to make a wish after making a wish. And Nanping's mother is the goddess of dystocia, which is most suitable for pregnant women to wear, and the price is attached at the end.

I fell asleep after I sent it, and the next morning I saw Sister Xu's reply, saying that I don't know if there is an effect, if there is no effect, can I return, I told her that the Buddha card is a special commodity, plus everyone's physique, behavior and fate are also different, so the effect is not guaranteed to be exactly the same. It can only be guaranteed to be blessed by the main temple of Thailand, and the fake package is returned.

Sister Xu said: "Why did you come back, I am particularly interested in that Nanping mother's card, why is she the goddess of dystocia?" ”

I jokingly replied that if you invite me to breakfast, I'll tell you. In less than ten minutes, Sister Xu really came to the door of my store and knocked on the door. I had just finished washing my face and hurriedly opened the door. Sister Xu said: "I'm not going in, come out and I'll invite you to dinner, and by the way, tell me about Nanping's mother!" ”

Seeing that she was in such a hurry, I picked up Nanping's mother who was a dragon woman UP, and went out of the Buddhist brand shop to have breakfast with her at the Muslim restaurant next to her. The mutton pies and mutton soup in this shop are particularly fragrant, I can't talk about eating, but Sister Xu has no appetite, just looking at the Nanping mother in her hand, and asked me: "The woman in this Buddha card, why does she look so weird, her belly is so big, and she is also pregnant?" ”

I explained while eating, and told her that Nanping's mother was a pregnant woman named Nanping in northern Thailand many years ago, because of dystocia, the child was stuck in the middle of birth, and she couldn't get out. She was in so much pain that she wanted to live or die, and there was no Du Lengding to fight in those days, so the doctor had no choice but to give her liquor to relieve the pain. But in the end, he died in childbirth, and before he breathed, he swore that the soul after death would bless those pregnant women, so that they would not have any pain when they gave birth. Later, a high monk named Luang Po UP, when he was practicing in the dense forest, sensed this pregnant woman, and guided her yin spirit into the Buddha card, which was used to help the worshipper achieve the wish of peace and happiness, and also to cultivate good fortune for himself.

After listening to my explanation, Sister Xu's eyes lit up, and after a while, she asked distrustfully: "You are telling a mythological story, can it work?" ”

"Who said it was a myth?" I couldn't help but laugh, but when I thought about it, too. The education system that Chinese have received since childhood does not allow the existence of ghosts and gods at all, and at most they are myths. However, the Internet is developed, and it is not difficult to reach all corners of the world, and now Chinese have gradually begun to accept it, especially those who have experienced it firsthand, such as me is a typical example.

Sister Xu was still skeptical, and asked me if this Nanping mother could be cheaper, selling for 5,000 yuan, which is a bit expensive. I smiled: "Master Luang Po UP is eighty-four or five years old, seriously ill, and now he rarely blesses the Buddha cards. So now Nanping mom cards are very popular, and it's a blessing to be able to get the real thing, and you want to be cheap? ”

Sister Xu thought for a while: "Okay, my husband will come back from talking about things in the afternoon, and I will send you a text message when the time comes, and you will go to the supermarket to find me with the Buddha card." "I agreed.

At about five o'clock in the afternoon, I received a text message from Sister Xu, and I took Nanping's mother to the supermarket. It was time to prepare for cooking, but there were no ten people in the supermarket, and it looked deserted. I'm very strange, this supermarket has a bright and clean environment, tobacco, alcohol, sugar, tea, department stores, fruits, and a lot of goods. Even if it's a little more expensive than a small supermarket and a wet market, I don't think it's so business-cool, which I think is strange.

Sister Xu's husband is a tall and strong fat man, a typical Northeast gentleman, with a bold personality and a fiery speech. At this time, he was sitting next to the cash register and drinking alcohol, putting a few cooked foods and cold dishes. As soon as he saw me coming, he immediately beckoned me to come over and have a few sips with him. I hurriedly excused myself, this guy is not drunk, I can't afford to accompany him, sat next to him, took out the Nanping mother and put it on the table.

"I don't understand this thing either...... What place is worth five thousand dollars? Sister Xu's husband is holding a drinking glass in one hand and a Buddhist card in the other. I had to tell him what I said in the morning again, and Sister Xu was also beside me to help, saying that I had sold Buddhist cards for two years, and I would definitely not lie to them.

Sister Xu's husband sighed, drank two more glasses of wine, and asked me, "Can you make a fortune if you buy this chain and wear it around your neck?" "I smiled and said that it was not that simple, first of all, we had to use a special heart mantra to open things, make an agreement with the soul of Nanping's mother in the amulet, and then start wearing and worshipping.

Sister Xu's husband said: "This supermarket has been open for more than a year, and the first year was not bad, and I could earn 10,000 yuan or 20,000 yuan a month, but then it was not good." There are two supermarkets at the intersection, and the things are too cheap to compete with them. If you pay again, you have to close the door! ”

I hurriedly persuaded him to do business like this, and Sister Xu asked, "How do you want to worship?" "Sarcasm with Zhuang.

"Often use a cotton swab to make some high-quality liquor, drop a few drops into the mouth of the Buddha brand, put it on the table when you don't wear it at night, and put a small glass of liquor in front of you, if the liquor is spoiled in a few days, it will be replaced with a new one, the faster it is rancid, the better the effect." I replied.

As soon as I finished speaking, Sister Xu and her family began to laugh, and Sister Xu's husband patted me on the shoulder and said, "Brother, even if you are not a drinker, you have to have a little common sense, right?" Have you ever heard of rancid liquor? Those dozens or hundreds of years of aging and wine have to be thrown away, hahaha! ”