In the bathroom, Peng Tsai suddenly let out a loud scream, and I hurriedly rushed in, and I was dumbfounded.

I saw Peng Tsai standing in front of the toilet, his underwear faded under his feet, and there was no man's lifeline between his legs. I was shocked: "You—You've had surgery?" ”

Peng Tsai said in horror: "I don't." I don't! Where's my cock, oh my cock! He cried out incoherently. I hurriedly asked him to calm down, but Peng Tsai cried and screamed, there was no way. I used his cell phone to call the 999 emergency number. But I didn't know the address, and Peng Tsai completely lost his mind, so I had to knock on the neighbor's door, ask for the address, and tell the other party. Ten minutes later, the emergency personnel came up and were stunned when they saw Peng Zai's situation. I took Peng Zai to the hospital first.

In the hospital, several tests were done and X-rays were taken, but in the end, the doctor also said that there was no way. He said that there had never been such a case in Hong Kong. I've heard of a few cases abroad, but I don't know how to treat them in the end.

In the corridor, I first called the airline to refund the ticket, and then called Fang Gang, and heard Peng Zai's scream coming from the ward. told Fang Gang about the situation, and he hung up the phone directly. When I called again, he said angrily, "Are you too bored to come to entertain me?" I don't have time to play with you, go away! ”

"Why don't you believe it? I'll take a picture for you! "I walked into the ward and asked for a photo of Peng Zai's lower body, and he was so angry that he scolded me, and I said that I was going to send it to the Thai mage to see if there was any other reason. Peng Tsai reluctantly agreed and let me take two photos. I sent it to Fang Gang by MMS, and he called me back: "What the fuck is like this!" ”

I said, "You think I'm really tired of teasing you, how can this be solved?" ”

Fang Gang asked: "After this customer asked for a card, he has been doing well, and today he suddenly lost his little cock?" "I said that at least I didn't know what I knew, and Fang just asked me to ask the client what had happened and whether he was hiding anything. Hanging up the phone, I asked Peng Tsai if there was anything unusual during this time, including what strange dreams he had and what strange things he had encountered.

Peng Tsai said: "Where is there anything abnormal, you can also see it, I am honestly worshiping." I saw that his expression was wrong, and when I remembered the Buddhist card, I reached out and took it off Peng Zai's neck, took a picture with my mobile phone and sent it to Fang Gang.

At that time, the best mobile phone was 3.2 million pixels, which is incomparable with the 12 million smartphones that are now available at every turn. So I wrote a text that told him to pay attention to the woman's eyes, and I don't know if he can see clearly. A few minutes later, Fang Gang called me: "When did it start to change?" ”

I said that the customer didn't know, but I noticed it the day I arrived in Hong Kong, and at that time I thought it was the enamel print that had faded. Fang Gang said: "Let the customer listen to the phone!" ”

I turned on my phone on the speakerphone and told Peng Tsai that the Thai master wants to ask you a few questions. Peng Tsai was already in a trance, and I said it several times before he nodded.

Fang Gang asked, "You didn't behave unruly when you worshipped, right?" Do you wear it when you sleep with a woman? Have you put it in an unclean place? ”

Peng Tsai shook his head: "No." ”

Fang Gang asked again: "Have you ever done anything disrespectful to the Buddha card?" Think about it, or no one will be able to help you! ”

Peng Tsai said hesitantly: "Really, really not." "Male blood.

"Is there any? If you say no, let Tian Qi hang up the phone, I suggest you come to Thailand, the sex reassignment surgery here is doing very well. Anyway, your cock is gone, and you can save a lot of money by doing surgery, and you can get a discount! Fang Gang said angrily. Peng Tsai burst into tears.

I asked him, "What exactly have you done?" Do you have spring dreams at night? And that woman? ”

Peng Tsai cried: "I...... I didn't mean to......"

"What wasn't meant to be?" I hurriedly asked. Peng Tsai told me what had happened these days.

Since Peng Tsai won the Mark Six lottery, he was in a good mood, not only to buy a shop, but also to rent an apartment upstairs. He has long wanted to find a girlfriend, and when he used to have no money, he would take a few more looks at a slightly beautiful and well-shaped woman, but the strange thing is that now he looks at a lot of particularly beautiful girls, but he is not interested. At first, I thought I was overexcited, but I found that I only felt a sense of excitement when I looked at the beautiful young woman printed on the Buddhist card.

Peng Zai, like many young men who live alone and single, likes to watch porn and masturbate, and after asking for a card, he doesn't even like to read porn and magazines, but when he looks at the woman on the Buddha card, there will be a hot current in his body. He and his friends had drunk too much that day, and when they returned home, they were so drunk that they ran to the bathroom to get a handjob. Suddenly, I found that the Buddha card was still hanging around my neck, and I quickly took it off and wanted to put it back in the bedroom. Seeing that the beautiful young woman printed on the Buddha card seemed to be smiling at herself, Peng Zai finally couldn't help it, so he held the Buddha card in front of him with his left hand and did that kind of thing to the young woman on it with his right hand.

Afterwards, Peng Tsai sobered up and remembered my admonition to him, and he was still a little worried. But after a few days, there was nothing unusual, and he was no longer afraid. Since then, Peng Tsai has found that he has lost interest in any woman, and only lifts his spirits when he sees the young woman printed on the amulet. Peng Tsai had to masturbate to the Buddha card every night, but he didn't find anything wrong with the pattern printed on the Buddha card until the day I came to Hong Kong.

Fang Gang sneered a few times: "It seems that I want to congratulate you!" ”

Peng Zai and I didn't understand, I asked why, Fang Gang said: "Dare to masturbate against the Yin Spirit on the Spirit Card, the world estimates that he is also the first, of course congratulations!" ”

Peng Tsai screamed and pulled his hair with his hand, I hurriedly stopped him, and the other party just said: "Big brother, don't be sarcastic, is there a way to solve it?" ”

"Your customers are so troublesome, wait for me to ask." Fang Gang hung up the phone.

I persuaded Peng Tsai here, saying don't worry, the Mr. Fang who spoke just now is very powerful, he knows a lot of mages in Thailand, and he will definitely try to help you find a way. Peng Tsai cried: "Why is this happening, what should I do in the future?" I don't want to be a eunuch. ”

I said, "You're just retracting there, and it's not really cut off, and you plan not to soak women in the future." Peng Tsai grabbed me by the collar and said what does it mean to be alive if you don't soak a woman, I'm only twenty-four years old. I said again and again that you don't worry, you will definitely find someone to cure you, and you will definitely not become a eunuch.

In the evening, Fang Gang called me, and I hurriedly ran to the hospital corridor to pick it up, and he said: "Only Azan Men can do this thing, because he blessed it with a unique mantra at the beginning, and that female spirit only listens to Azan Men's words." Originally, he had to go to Thailand, but two weeks later, Men had to go to Mong Kok to relieve the wife of a well-known real estate developer. I've already greeted him, and he's on a tight schedule, with only two hours to cast spells on your subject at most. When the time comes, I will tell you the specific time and place, and you can take him to prepare in advance. Azan Men charges 150,000 baht, I add another 50,000, and you can add the rest. ”

I thought to myself, Peng Tsai, a Hong Kong dick man, went from nothing to a millionaire, even if nothing happened, he wouldn't be able to squander this money for long. Back in the ward, I told Peng Tsai the news, saying that you are really lucky, the first Yin Dharma monk in Thailand who made this Buddha card, Azan Men, will come to Hong Kong in a few days to relieve the rich people's heads, and when the time comes, I will take you to let him cast a spell, which will cost about 80,000 Hong Kong dollars.

Peng Tsai was surprised and said that he wanted so much money? I asked, "If it weren't for the fact that Azan Men was coming to Hong Kong to cast spells, you would have to go to Thailand to find him." But he has a very strange personality, he only accepts five at most every year for such things as casting spells and relieving and surrendering, and he doesn't accept one more, and it's useless for the richest man in Hong Kong to come. So if you're lucky, think about it, do you think it's worth it to spend 80,000 Hong Kong dollars to turn you from a eunuch back into a man again? ”

"Value is value, but ...... Can you guarantee that I will be cured? Peng Tsai asked distrustfully. I said I can't guarantee it, and no one will ask Azan Men this sentence in person, but if even he can't save you, no one else is of use. Peng Tsai started crying again, I told him not to worry, half a month passed quickly.