Chapter 291: Happy Cooperation?
Anyway, that self-proclaimed brain-dead tease thing still has some effect, at least for now, Sword God and Odin Lao Bangzi have finally ended that somewhat boring battle.
"Stupid mortals, tell this god why you destroyed this god's fairy palace!!" After the brain-dead voice was completely gone, Odin got out of his ornate chariot and asked Debbie and them with a very stinky look.
Debbie looked at Odin's old man, and really wanted to ask the sword god classmate to make a big move and fight with Ya, but thinking about the brainless star's words, he still suppressed his anger.
glanced at Brother Hammer, and motioned for the girl to explain quickly, otherwise the war would start.
"That...... Old Bangzi. Oh no, Daddy...... They are the ones I asked to help~~~" In the end, Brother Hammer took a step forward under Deby's threatening eyes, looked at his father and said.
But I don't know if it's because I'm too nervous, or what, this forced me to give an old bangzi in passing.
Debbie could clearly see how wonderful Odin's old man's expression was when Brother Hammer opened his mouth.
However, I have to say that Odin, the old man, is indeed worthy of being a god for thousands of years, and his surface work is still in place.
At least, if Dai Bijue called himself Lao Bangzi, he probably didn't say a word, and he broke the girl's leg directly, and he didn't think about anyone next to him.
"Then why would these mortals destroy Asgard?" Taking a deep breath, Odin glared at his son and said in a very unkind tone.
Brother Hammer heard his father's words, and he was bitter in his heart, he really wanted to say "I don't know" to his father, but after thinking about it carefully, it is estimated that if he said this at this time, his father would definitely find a place where no one would demolish him.
"It was an accident...... Right?!! Brother Hammer said helplessly, and in the second half of the sentence, he looked at Debbie and asked.
"That's right. It was an accident. For his own reward, Debbie also felt that there was no need to bully Odin's old man too much.
"Accident?" Odin, the old man, is a mixed guy after all, how can he believe this kind of clumsy excuse, but the guy who cut each other with himself is indeed quite good, and after thinking about it carefully, he followed the excuse and was not ready to continue to pursue it.
Asgard may be more troublesome for others, but for Odin, if you want to recover, it's still relatively simple!
"By the way, Hammer, didn't you say that your brother and your mother were taken captive~~~~" Deby nodded at Odin Laobangzi, and then said to Brother Hammer.
When Brother Hammer heard Debbie's words, he also remembered this stubble, and his face changed instantly, although he knew that those pointed ears had captured his younger brother and mother, but he was not sure if his mother and younger brother were imprisoned in Asgard?
If you are really imprisoned in Asgard...... The blow of the sword god classmate just now......
All kinds of terrifying pictures, Brother Hammer didn't dare to think about it, and rushed directly to the fairy palace that had become a ruin.
Debbie took a look...... I don't have the bottom in my heart, smash someone's nest, after all, people are gods, and there should be no problem with recovery, but if I kill someone's wife and son, Debbie also feels a little too much? Well, it's too much.
Thinking of this, Debbie couldn't help but look at the sword god, hoping that Yadi could give him a reliable answer.
"There aren't many people in there~~~" The sword god looked at Debbie's eyes, and understood what Debbie was about to ask, so he said very directly.
"Damn, is there a lot of lazy people in the master's hands!! What the master wants to know is whether you have stoned someone's wife and son to death!!! When Debbie heard the words of the sword god, the whole person was almost stunned, and he complained fiercely in his heart.
The silenced atmosphere made Debbie very uncomfortable, but fortunately, Brother Hammer came back soon.
"Daddy, it's time for us to save Mother and Loki!!!" As soon as Brother Hammer came back, he said directly to his father, it seems that the hostage should not have been stoned to death by the sword god classmate.
Debbie also breathed a sigh of relief, very glad that things didn't go out of control.
"Stupid hammer~~ Oh no, stupid son, your mother they were hijacked?" Odin looked at Brother Hammer who ran back in a hurry, and when he heard Ya's words, he was immediately unhappy.
It seems that because of Debbie's infection, Odin's IQ has dropped very seriously, and he has begun to call his son Hammer.
Brother Hammer was also upset when he heard that his father also called himself Hammer like Debbie, and glanced at Deby with some resentment.
"I didn't call your dad like that, didn't you call you~~~" Debbie pouted, spread his hands at Brother Hammer, and said innocently.
Brother Hammer listened to Deby's irresponsible words, and couldn't stop scolding this stinky and shameless guy in his heart.
In the end, Brother Hammer explained to his father for a long time, and only then did his father understand that those pointed ears had newly obtained the ether, and he forced himself violently, and directly exploded himself.
But these Debby didn't really care, he just wanted to get his pay soon, and then go back to see his father.
After all, his father is still in the missing stage, isn't he, come and help, and recovering the Immortal Palace is already considered benevolent and righteous.
The hostage issue was not in the original agreement, and Debbie was not obligated to do free labor for Brother Hammer.
Watching the two guys who are not too high IQ talking, it was indeed a little tiring, and it took half an hour for Odin and Hammer to clear up everything.
"Two? You're done, aren't you? Debbie looked at the hammer father and son who had finished speaking, and said impatiently.
"Stupid mortal, you're still ?!!!" Obviously, Brother Hammer's father has a tendency to have Alzheimer's disease, and asked in surprise.
The corners of Deby's mouth twitched, and he let out a long breath before he said, "Funny thing, hurry up and pay Lao Tzu, or I will fight with you every minute!!! ”
When the sword god heard Deby's words, he smiled slightly, not caring at all, but looking forward to it a little more.
When Uncle Hulu heard Debbie say that he was going to fight hard, he grinned and kept clenching his fists, rattling and rattling.
Brother Hammer was a little surprised by Debbie's sudden change in painting style, but at this time, he didn't want Debbie and them to have sex with his father.
"Master Dai, I think we can come back and discuss the issue of remuneration, right? Now I think how about we go and save my mother first? Brother Hammer glanced at his father, and he was very sure that his father would go away in minutes, and hurriedly came out to relieve the siege.
Debbie pursed his lips and said very unhappily, "Cheng, then sell your face, and when you rescue your mother, we are talking about remuneration!" ”
"Huh? Aren't you here to help? Brother Hammer was also a little happy when he heard that Debbie was going to sell his face, but when he heard Deby's second half of the sentence, the whole person was not good.
That clearly means that he is not ready to help, he has paid so much price, is this goods ready to smash his own nest and forget it? Brother Hammer thought with some pain, but if you look back carefully at Master Dai's character, this kind of thing seems to be really likely.
"Of course, our previous agreement, only we will help you recover the Immortal Palace, right~" When Debbie heard Brother Hammer's words, he nodded very seriously, not embarrassed at all, it seemed that everything was taken for granted.
However, Debbie's answer is clearly not what Brother Hammer wants to hear.
"This is called recovering the ?!!! of Asgard" Brother Hammer pointed to the ruins behind him, his face was full of confusion, and he said very angrily.
Even mercenaries are so unreliable these days? Recovering and destroying are two different things, if it's just like this, it's better to wait for your father to come back, Brother Hammer's shameless behavior towards Debbie is completely out of action.
After such a long time of communication, the silent old man of Odin on the side seemed to have reacted.
"The stupid son has been deceived by a bunch of mortals!" Odin finally gave a very precise definition of the situation between the two parties.
However, Odin decided not to speak, glanced at the somewhat anxious hammer, and smiled slightly.
It's not that a certain hammer father has psychological problems, it's just that Odin feels very good about his son's failure, after all, his son has almost never experienced any failure since he was a child, and he is too proud.
This time it may have paid a little price, but if he can make his son grow up, Odin feels that it is still worth it.
Of course, this means that Odin doesn't know what agreement Brother Hammer has signed with Debbie, otherwise, Odin will definitely throw his idiot son into the dungeon and let Ya die stupidly.
However, as a god, face is almost the only thing that the gods need to consider, it doesn't matter if their son is frustrated, but they must not grovel and pray for a mortal.
Isn't it just a pointy ear?!! When they were in their heyday, they could beat them up with, not to mention that now those pointed ears have been completely wasted, and they don't have to think about it at all.
"Ahem!! Mortals, you can leave, as for the rest of the matter, you are no longer needed, the affairs of Asgard, this god will take care of it!! Old Odin thought for a while, interrupted Debbie and the hammer's nonsense, and said very confidently.
Debbie glanced at Odin Laobangzi, and then at Brother Hammer, the corners of his mouth raised, and he said happily, "Okay, I just have to go back to save my father, I won't get involved in your affairs, but the question of remuneration?" ”
"Mortal!! You shouldn't question the gods!! Odin said very domineeringly, but the hammer brother behind him was a bitter mess at the moment.