As soon as these words came out, even Uncle Li, who had a sweaty face and a big shift in his legs and stomach, looked at me in surprise: "Big nephew, do you want to die (Northeast dialect: zuo, a sound), don't you, do you think it's up to you?" ”

"What, of course I can't, but, aren't there two King Kong gourd babies poked at the door, or I dare to talk like this, I'm an old traitor (Northeast dialect: smart, clever)."

It's a pity that my cold humor didn't have the desired effect, and after Uncle Li listened to my words, he almost cried: ", do you really dare to think, if those two goods leave the door of the building for 5 minutes, I'll tell you, we both have to be flushed and drunk by those lonely souls and wild ghosts who broke in outside the door to drink calcium." "Ah,"

I'm really stupid now, damn it, I knew that those two goods were the fucking attributes of this lightning split, and I didn't dare to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf if I killed me, this isn't a birthday guy k fan?? Do you think you have a long life? Ho, this hated me so much at the time, and my heart said that you are just a wolf who shed tears, a mouse who saw a move, and an angry young man who asked for food and asked for 2 yuan from you. was thinking about it, and the ghost doll took a stubble: "Brother, I'll give you something fun"

"No, no, you, you keep Zimo for yourself." I was stabbed at the door (Northeast dialect: dropped the chain, bad things), and I was also stunned, and my speech was messed up.

Maybe the ghost doll also saw my empty head, and it was really persistent, so I had to give it to me: I saw the ghost doll open its artificial mouth and squirt the white maggots in its mouth at us.

"Flash mob." Uncle Li yelled and pulled me to run out of the door, and at the same time, the white maggots as fast as feather arrows also grazed the corners of our clothes and shot on the swarthy wall outside the door.

Oh my God, what is this, I saw those white maggots as big as earthworms, milky white all over, and a golden thread on their backs growing from head to tail, this is not enough, the worst thing is that no matter what these fish touch, they immediately bite it, and chew hard, and the sound is as exciting as pepper water pouring into the lungs.

"Oh my God, what the hell is this witch doll coming from?" Looking at these white maggots that seemed to be hungry and crazy, Uncle Li was so shocked that the crow's feet opened.

I've known Uncle Li for a few days, although this old thing is very out of tune, and always has a loss of color (color pronunciation, three sounds) of "as long as you have money, you have a relationship with everyone", but it is rare to see such a panic, what is the way of this seemingly disgusting little Dongdong that can make Uncle Li so out of shape?

"This thing is called Golden Cicada Gu, it is very natural, it doesn't matter if you are a living person or a ghost, as long as you are bitten by it, it will be bitten all the way to your bones and even the three souls and seven spirits, and the Daluo Immortals have to peel off the skin." Uncle Li made a long story short, but his eyes were fixed on the door.

This ruined ghost child, as if the golden cicada Gu in his mouth is not for money, he spit it out endlessly, and after a while, the black wall opposite the door is full of wriggling maggots with white flowers, and makes a chewing sound that makes people's hearts stop.

After a while, it seemed that the ghost doll was tired of vomiting, and she coughed and coughed, ah, you deserve it, let you catch delicious food without chopsticks, it's time to vomit hypoxia. I was secretly happy, and suddenly there was another stir: "Bite your mother, when will the ghost get the flu and cough?" So, what's that sound about?

Fortunately, Uncle Li also sensed that something was wrong, and the two of us quickly probed in the door, ah, I was scared to sit on the ground at that time: don't bring such a thing, the ghost doll is actually waiting at the door as if it is ready (floating there to be exact), and it happened to be with us to have a news 30-point ace program - face to face.

It was over, my life was over, my eyes were black at that time, and there was only this one thought in my heart. Well, no, Uncle Li and I stared at the ghost doll for a few seconds, and found that the ghost doll really didn't hide at the door with us, but remained motionless as if it had been enchanted, but the "mouth" on the face was cracked bigger and bigger, cracked bigger and bigger, like a snake molting its skin.

As for the coughing sound, it was the clicking sound of the ghost doll's skin tearing.

At this moment, Xiao Zhen, who had been selling dumb beside her, suddenly rushed over, and the sharp military thorn nails hit us directly, we were shocked and retreated, Xiao Zhen did not pursue, but just stayed by her son's side, it seems that she was afraid that we would take the opportunity to hurt the ghost doll. I'll rub it, or don't say that the mother in the world is the most unreasonable, everything is good for her own child, look at her fierce posture, as if it was not us who was beaten just now but the ghost doll, where is this reasonable.

After a long time, the skin of the ghost doll finally retreated, and revealed its true appearance: a curled fetus with a human shape floating in the air, just like a Western religious oil painting, but the fetus was blood-red and blood-red, and black strips like snakes were faintly visible under the skin, which was very treacherous.

We don't know what to do, Xiao Zhen has put the fetus into the womb again, still so careful, just a female ghost with a pale face, long hair covering her face, blood red eyes, and no need to look at people, no matter how loving she is from the heart, in the eyes of normal people, she is ghostly, gloomy and terrifying.

This is probably the generation gap between people and ghosts!

Okay, gossip, put aside Xiaozhen's mother and son first, and the next scene really made us feel broken: the human skin that the ghost doll retreated from was like life, only to see that the human skin twisted and twisted twice, and turned into a human hand, and then flew to the glass bottle containing the ghost meat ball on the wooden cabinet, yes, this "leather glove" is indeed flying instead of floating.

Damn, what the hell is this, where did it come from, is there an adult to care?

It is said that after the "leather gloves" flew to the cabinet, they frantically pulled the glass bottles regardless of it, and some ghost meat balls were frightened, and they gave their true appearances one after another, and floated out of the door with their lives.

"Don't run around, you," Uncle Li hurriedly shouted, "If the guards at the door mistakenly think that you have escaped from prison, you will definitely destroy your soul, and you will never be reborn." ”

Not to mention Uncle Li's hectic mess with the ghosts, let's talk about the "leather gloves" that became fine, after flipping through them, it seemed to have found something, and went straight to a porcelain bottle placed behind many glass bottles, and wrapped the porcelain bottle tightly like chewing gum, and then flew to Xiao Zhen with a little effort, and got into Xiao Zhen's abdomen.

"It's not good, they're here to rob the prison after a long time." Uncle Li paused again and again, "This is a bad dish (Northeast dialect: in trouble)." ”

"Prison robbery?" I said in my heart, Uncle Li, you are scared and confused, you think this is the Bastille, and you are robbing the prison, why don't you say that you have to rise up, wait for the rich and low, rich and poor, and one person will pay a low-rent building! However, I didn't dare to say it, because I saw that Uncle Li, the old guy, was rarely in a hurry, and he was really desperate for that posture.

Whose ghost is in that porcelain vase, why do Uncle Li and the ghost doll care so much?

Thinking of this, I decided to cooperate with Uncle Li to collect the ghost first, after all, we have already had a successful experience (although it seems that Xiao Zhen and they did it intentionally), this is like a rematch between two fighters, and the fighter who won last time will always have a little psychological advantage.

It's just that we are defenseless at the moment (everything is all in the house), and we use hair to subdue demons and eliminate demons?

Seriously, for a long time, we humans have thought of ourselves as the masters of the earth, the strongest of all living beings. However, we miss the important point that what we call seemingly powerful is actually built on the tools we have.

For example, we can hunt tigers because we have guns; We can soar through the sky because we have flying machines; We can run rampant in the rivers and lakes because we have the bloody five-step and invincible weapon of the chengguan......

What's that, it's far away again, the book is back to business, the reason why we dared to tease (Northeast dialect: provoke) Xiaozhen's mother and son just now, it was because we had a real guy in our hands, but, just like that, we were disgraced, and almost didn't let people pinch to death, and now Uncle Li and I are bare-handed, is it true that let the two of us wield the impenetrable Wang Baquan to fight with Xiaozhen, right?

is at a loss, I have to say that Uncle Li, the old Jianghu, really has a life at a critical moment, his old man pondered that this living person can't let the urine suffocate to death, let alone let the ghost die, otherwise he will die and have no face to see the ancestors, so we are also the number one in Mr. Yinyang's name book, and he said that he fucked let the ghost play to death, and he would be shameless.

When he thought of his sense of honor in his profession, Uncle Li was angry in his heart, and he was angry, and his mind suddenly slipped past Ye Yuqing, Teacher Cang, and Teacher Xiao Ze...... 's sultry image, adrenaline-pumping out.

It's too late, it's fast, just when I thought Uncle Li was in a hurry and turned around to escape (to be honest, although I haven't been working with Uncle Li for a few days, I really don't hesitate to speculate about him with the worst malice, this old light bulb, escaping from the battle is as common as eating hot and sour noodles with snot, and it's not neat), an amazing scene happened:

The old guy stood at the door with a big stab, bared his teeth at Xiao Zhen, and then brushed it and pulled off his pants...... , Uncle Li, your old man is too creative, too sincere, and too accented...... How can I say hello, you said that you are quite old and alone, and you actually played hooligan with a female ghost, you say, what kind of behavior are you?

Yes... Hey, hey, you are clearly sacrificing one of me and saving the two of us, and you are both self-interested and beneficial to others. What's wrong? Hey, when I saw Uncle Li playing the shameless seqing style of hooligan green skin, Xiao Zhen was so ashamed that she covered her face with her red sleeves. Oops, at that time, I was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, sprinkled with some salt and pepper, chopped green onions, and then you can go to wine. Edi God, who would have thought that Uncle Li's heavy-tasting nirvana would really work, this is too funny, right?