Chapter 425: Falling into the Ghost Gate
Uncle Li was stunned by Qin Baotong, who suddenly changed his face, and said with a smile: "Listen to the order, listen to the order, let me tell you, surnamed Qin, don't fool around with me, I have a sour face and small eyes, don't make trouble, if you play with me, I can be shocked, I tell you, I am shocked, but I am terrible, I ......"
Li Shu'er was still chattering, Qin Baotong interrupted Li Shu'er's words impatiently: "Li Shiqi listened to the order, Xuan Zhenzi Lao Zhenren has burned the ghost to the judge's office, and stated the original situation, Li Shiqi secretly took the people of the Yang world to escape into the underworld, and his crime is inescapable, but he thought that he was out of public intentions, and helped the underworld to clear out the cult leader Lu Yufeng, the crime is unforgivable, and the circumstances are forgivable, and Li Shiqi will be restored to his official position as an official from now on, but he must be fined for three years to see the after-effects." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
After Qin Baotong finished speaking, he still looked at Uncle Li with a cold face: "You are quite clear, uh, now that you have been reinstated, the iron law of this prefecture cannot cure you." ”
Uncle Li blinked his eyes, grinning and laughing: "Oh fuck, Lao Qin, you are my lucky little raccoon, I said that my left eyelid is jumping like a fucking three jumpers today, it turns out that you are a noble person who is coming, I didn't say anything, what, when my apprentices return to the yang world, let them burn you some good cigarettes and wine, whether you recognize it or not, I can treat you as a buddy, and I will eat a grasshopper leg in the future, I have to leave you a mouthful......"
Uncle Li was talking to Qin Baotong with a false head, and Qin Baotong waved an iron whip: "Bribing the official in public, his crime should be punished......"
"Okay, don't pretend to be forced, it's not easy for the brothers to follow you before and after the saddle for a day, you can pretend to be a calf and have an image, but don't keep pulling the brothers to tie up, right, what, brothers, my Lao Li is a particular person, uh, I will let my apprentice burn five knives of paper money for each of you, and it will be the New Year, all happy." Uncle Li was so happy that he began to make a wish to those many Yin soldiers with one mouth and buy the hearts of ghosts.
Qin Baotong was so groomed by Uncle Li that he didn't lose his temper at all, so he could only turn around and look at those yin soldiers angrily, which means that you all give me a long face, don't fall for this old liar's sugar-coated cannonball.
Those Yin soldiers were silent for a while, and then suddenly they thundered with joy, and threw the swords and guns in their hands into the air, and they were all about to overturn.
Of course, people who have never been to the underworld don't know, these five knives of burning paper look inconspicuous in the yang world, but when they go to the underworld, it is also a large amount, and those Yin soldiers usually follow Qin Baotong and have no oil and water to fish, and they have long been dissatisfied, and now they see that Li Shu'er is so generous, all of them are full of joy, where do they care about Qin Baotong's suppression, just take this opportunity to vent the dissatisfaction in their hearts, so the cheers are one after another, which makes Qin Baotong quite embarrassed, so he has to turn his head and look at Li Shu'er angrily: "You fucking demagoguery, What the hell do you want to do, you bastard. ”
Well, as soon as I heard Qin Baotong scolding Uncle Li, the fat man and I couldn't hold back the joy at that time, what's going on, and then the first time I saw this Qin Baotong, this grandson was full of half-literate and half-white classical accent, we both always thought that this grandson was from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Dynasty, but just now this grandson was angry with Uncle Li, opened his mouth and scolded the street, I wiped, an authentic mouth of Northeast big ballast, 100% Northeast silver.
Seeing that he was completely exposed by Uncle Li, Qin Baotong himself resigned himself to his fate, raised an iron whip to quiet those Yin soldiers, and then jumped off the horse, pulled Uncle Li aside, and whispered with a white face: "What do you want, you say." ”
"What else can I do, you can send us out of the ghost gate safely and it's over, it's not too difficult for you." Uncle Li bared his yellow teeth and said with a grin.
", they can go, you can't." Qin Baotong replied angrily.
"Why?" Uncle Li'er glared, anxious.
"Why the fuck are you pretending to be stupid." Qin Baotong glared at Uncle Li, he was really embarrassed to death.
"Ah, haha, I forgot, my official has been reinstated, okay, okay, blame me for this, blame me for this, I'll go back with you, but I have to send them back first, they are all children, I don't feel at ease if I don't watch them go back safely." Uncle Li put away his smile and looked at Qin Baotong with a sincere face.
"Okay, I can help you with this, but only this once, not the next one." Qin Baotong said helplessly.
"You're good at everything, but you're too dead and not alive, otherwise you don't have many friends, and I'll have to talk to you more when I have time."
Uncle Li looked at Qin Baotong with a disapproving expression.
"Okay, if you grind again, I'll leave it alone." Qin Baotong was about to be tortured by Uncle Li and went crazy, and scolded Uncle Li angrily.
"You're not energetic, okay, let's do something." Uncle Li glanced at Qin Baotong with a smile, and walked over to a few of us with a stagger.
"You guys, you really have to go back this time, although our goal has not been fully achieved this time, but, at least there is a little gain, no matter what, you still go back first, see your parents, and also report to Lao Tian and Lao Yin, as for the next step, let's talk about it then." Uncle Li looked at a few of us and said in a slightly sad tone.
"Uncle, don't you go back with us." After listening to Uncle Li's words, we were all a little surprised, so we asked Uncle Li at the same time.
"Didn't you hear, your uncle and I have been reinstated, and I have to be under the control of the prefecture, oh, you Gaha, it's not that I won't go back, and when I go back to order the judge, I'll take time to see you, okay, don't grind, go in a daze, and change later." Uncle Li glared and urged us to leave quickly.
At this time, Qin Baotong walked over and said in a deep voice: "If you leave, your master will be completely troubleless, do you understand." ”
Although Qin Baotong's words are not listened to, they are the truth, because only if we leave the underworld, Uncle Li will no longer have to bear the charge of bringing people into the underworld.
Thinking of this, Shen Han, Lao Huo, and the fat man looked at Uncle Li reluctantly: "Uncle, then let's go." ”
"Let's go, let's go, I don't want to give it away, it's like a life and death, diaphragm, by the way, two deflated calves, don't forget to burn paper money for these Yin soldiers when you go back, or your uncle and I should have no prestige in the future, as for the list, I will find ghosts to give you, and also, don't think about burning two more big girls for my uncle, I have no one to serve for a long time, I can't be happy, hehe" Uncle Li looked at us, the expression was not like sending us back to the yang world, it was like we were traveling to Hong Kong, That's a hard time for us to bring him something.
However, Uncle Li tossed like this, we were really relieved, knowing that this old bulb seemed to be really nothing, otherwise he wouldn't be so happy, so we nodded and were about to leave.
The four of us had just raised our legs to leave, when we suddenly remembered a very important question, and we couldn't help but look at each other: where is the ghost gate, and how can we return to the yang world.
"No, uncle, where are we going, where is the ghost gate, hehe" The fat man looked at Uncle Li who was smiling evilly, and always felt that Uncle Li seemed to be holding back something bad to trick us, so he asked a little weakly.
"I don't know where the ghost gate is, right, what, Uncle told you, from here, keep going in that direction, do you see, there is a black gas in front of the place, there is a hot spring, you dive down the hot spring, and go out when you're done, hehe" Uncle Li pointed forward with one hand, looked at us with a smile and said.
The fat man and I vigilantly glanced at Uncle Li, who had always been out of tune, how did we think that this old liar seemed to be adjusting the whole thing (Northeast dialect: making bad children, playing tricks on people) us, but in front of Qin Baotong, we were still embarrassed to say it directly, so I had to go back and forth with the fat man, sandwiching Shen Han and Lao Huo in the middle, and then walked in the direction pointed by Uncle Li.
Qin Baotong glanced at Uncle Li helplessly, then at the four of us, and stopped talking.
As soon as I took two steps, I heard Qin Baotong ask Uncle Li: "I think you are getting older and more disrespectful, why are you joking with your own apprentice, why are you pretending to be young?" ”
"You know what a fart, I'm not old and young, mingle with the apprentices, you don't have to get involved in this matter, hurry up and recite a spell to help them open the ghost door, hehe" Uncle Li replied with a smile to Qin Baotong.
Then, we heard Qin Baotong recite a few strange incantations: "The gate of heaven is open, the street is cleared by a hundred ghosts, the door of the earth is opened, the door of a hundred ghosts is opened, the door of ghosts is opened, and the door of the ghosts is opened." ”
The fat man and I were still wondering, what did Qin Baotong mean by this, why did he still sing a children's rhyme, what was the childlike innocence, just thinking about it, I felt a softness under my feet, my eyes were dark, and before I could exclaim, I fell into a black hole that seemed to be bottomless and foggy.
At the moment of losing consciousness, there was only one thought in my mind: his uncle, Uncle Li, this old liar is so hateful, he even fooled us, he just said that the ghost door is closed in some hot spring, who knows that it is under our feet, my day.
In a trance, I felt as if I had become a feather, with the cool wind, fluttering down, falling down, all over the body, hey, Shen Han, Lao Huo, Fat Man, a few of them.
I suddenly remembered that Shen Han and the others didn't know what was going on, and I wanted to open my eyes to see, but I felt that my eyelids were as heavy as a thousand pounds, and I couldn't open them at all, and when I thought of this, my head also began to ache, and I couldn't help but hum in pain.
After a few moments, I felt that my headache seemed to lessen, but I felt a chill hit my body, and the chill was so obvious and clear, as if I was lying naked on the ice.
His uncle, didn't he say that he could return to the yang world by following the ghost gate, how could he still feel the cold air of this underworld, I complained depressedly in my heart.
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