If you want to say that this TV show is really unreliable, take this "Urban Legend" as an example, it is completely a copycat of Central Twelve's "Into Science", and even the host is like a twin, and at first glance, it looks like the Haier brothers.

Zhang Shifei thought to himself, at least people don't have so many advertisements and not so many experts on the stage when they go into science, unlike this legend, the whole dead Mediterranean is in the show, and the three sentences do not leave his own hospital, except for saying that others are crazy, I am afraid that others will not know that he is showing off his tragic lower IQ.

I really don't understand, is the surname Che crazy or everyone is crazy, Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, thinking in his heart, this may be the truth can only be in the hands of a few, but this few truths will also suffer a malicious miscarriage in the face of huge depression.

When Zhang Shifei asked Mr. Cui what the yin market was like, the dead fat man on the side was still babbling and muttering, he kept complaining and saying that this stupid b is really human-faced and beastly, and he agreed to edit it at the time, but when the TV program was broadcast, except for the fat man's pure, it was basically cut clean, and the fat man was depressed, thinking that the great blind date opportunity was lost, and he stepped forward when Cai Handong called to say that there was an extras interview, I got up early and memorized the lines, but I didn't use it yet.

He has been scolding the idle street next to him, and Zhang Shifei's head is a little big, so Zhang Shifei turned around and said: "Stop for a while, you think about it with your toes, it's strange if you don't delete the things you said!" ”

"Oops!" Li Lanying raised her eyebrows, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "What's wrong with what I said, isn't it free love now, why don't you let it be broadcast." ”

This old illiterate, Zhang Shifei really wanted to spit on him after hearing this, Liu Yudi on the side giggled, and Mr. Cui shook his head helplessly, not to mention, the depressed atmosphere in the past few days has disappeared completely under the few nonsense words of this fat man.

Zhang Shifei said to Li Lanying: "This is an urban legend, and it's not true, don't disturb, don't blame the stupid director if your nonsense is cut, understand?" ”

Don't say it, these words are quite rhyming, the fat man has no words, Mr. Cui saw that it was not early in the world, so he said to Zhang Shifei: "I'll talk about it later, okay, don't make trouble, let's go, let's go have a drink and celebrate my resurrection." ”

This joke was cold enough, everyone laughed for a while, and then they packed up and went out, and they wanted to have a treat, how could everyone not eat it?

Yi Xinxing called just now, saying that he was going to the hotel first, so everyone didn't wait for him, originally Zhang was thinking about it, anyway, Mr. Cui had already taken a taxi two days ago, and he had already taken a taxi twice, and he didn't have to go tonight, which Cheng wanted to separate this grandson, and he didn't want to try the thrill of the heartbeat, and everyone had no choice but to accompany him to engage in '11 roads'.

Today's dinner is quite far away, and it took more than half an hour to walk, and when Mr. Cui stood firm, Zhang Shifei raised his head, and he guessed it.

Mr. Cui brought them to this restaurant, naturally he always went to the uncle surnamed Yuan opened a noodle restaurant, once this Mr. Cui brought Zhang Shifei and Li Fatzi to come, the decoration of this shop is really not flattering, the whole mess is messy, but the owner Uncle Yuan's craftsmanship is not covered, in Zhang Shifei's heart is much better than those chefs who hang photos on the wall of a few star hotels at every turn, so he didn't speak, and followed Mr. Cui into this small noodle restaurant.

It's still the same as the last time I came, the depressed business, Aunt Yuan sat in front of the TV drinking tea, watching those TV series that faded out, Yi Xinxing was already in the store, at this time he was sitting at a table, watching TV while making a parabola in his mouth and throwing peanuts with his hands, without paying attention to everyone entering the house.

The fat man was bad enough, seeing that this Yi Xinxing was still childlike, he also followed the playfulness for a while, so he stepped forward and covered Yi Xinxing's eyes from behind, and shouted: "Brother Yi, guess who I am!?" ”

The tragic Lao Yi was still with his mouth open a moment ago, and as soon as the peanuts made a move, he was suddenly messed with by the fat man, and a grain of peanuts was just stuck in his throat, which made him cough.

The atmosphere in the store was lively, Yi Xinxing chased the fat man and beat him, Mr. Cui smiled bitterly and shook his head, it seems that his brother's stupidity is already commonplace in his eyes, how old are you saying this, why are you still like a child, and play with peanuts.

Li Fatzi is also right, he has nothing to do and is idle, and he seems to be uncomfortable not being beaten, so Yi Xinxing grabbed an old prosthetic leg to serve, and finally sat down honestly with a big head full of crying and crying.

That Aunt Yuan didn't get angry when she saw them fighting, but smiled, her kind of eyes felt very comfortable, just like a kind elder looking at a group of naughty children, she took the dishes and chopsticks and tea for everyone, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Xiao Cui, I haven't been here for a while, I happened to go shopping for vegetables when Xiao Yi came just now, today is all the ingredients, what to eat?" ”

Mr. Cui was really respectful to this Aunt Yuan, and I saw him smile and said: "I've been very busy lately, let's do it as usual, six people, four dishes and one soup should be enough, by the way, Aunt Yuan, how are you doing lately, what about Uncle Yuan?" ”

Aunt Yuan said with a smile: "It's okay, you're all a handful of years old, isn't it just like that, what about your Uncle Yuan's kitchen, he knew you were coming when Xiao Yi came just now, don't say it, he really knows you, he has already gone to cook without permission, you wait a while, you should be able to eat in less than ten minutes." ”

Mr. Cui smiled, and saw Li Lanying next to him say, "Then Auntie, give me that little wine." ”

"Take it yourself, you don't have long hands!" Mr. Cui scolded, the sad Li Lanying suddenly shuddered, didn't dare to speak anymore, got up to carry the beer, the people at the table couldn't help laughing when they saw Li Fatzi's virtue, Li Lanying came back with a beer and saw that Cai Handong was also snickering, and couldn't help but get angry, thinking that others bullied me, how could you dare to laugh at me? So he said viciously to Cai Handong: "You laugh at a fart!" ”

I have to say that the small group of people in Fuzetang really has a very clear management system, one level at a time, and a food chain that is not a standard has been formed, and everyone immediately laughed again, and the atmosphere was very harmonious for a while.

The direction of the kitchen has been exuding a tempting aroma, Zhang Shifei because of the vicious battle that night, although there is no damage to the body, but the mental consumption is very serious, these two days have been very sleepy, today is the same, he and the fat man slept until more than twelve o'clock at noon before waking up, did not eat lunch and came to Fuze Hall, and when they arrived at Fuze Hall, lunch had already been eaten, the two were not hungry at that time, so they wanted to wait until the evening to eat together, and now they smell this tempting fragrance, couldn't help but open his index finger, and the fat man couldn't stop swallowing his saliva.

After a while, the curtain of the kitchen was raised, and Uncle Yuan with sunglasses walked out with a plate of dishes, Aunt Yuan stepped forward to help, and Mr. Cui also got up and helped Uncle Yuan to his side and sat down. ”

Mr. Cui smiled bitterly, and then said to Uncle Yuan: "Hey, I can't hide anything from you, yes, I fought a bad battle a few days ago, and I don't know if your old man feels it." ”

Uncle Yuan stroked his sunglasses, and then said to Mr. Cui: "One night I had an ominous premonition, I heard some urban legend on TV say that the leaves of your trees seem to have fallen, and it should have something to do with this." ”

Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, he looked at the uncle with sunglasses, and thought of those experts in front of the camera, and couldn't help scolding in his heart, what kind of bullshit expert, there is no blind old man who can say it accurately!

But after saying this, Zhang Shifei felt that something was wrong, because how did this old man know, not to mention that Mr. Cui did not hide a trace in front of him, and told the story of the blue-clothed female ghost to this Uncle Yuan truthfully, Zhang Shifei saw this scene, and he had already guessed a rough idea in his heart, it seems that this Uncle Yuan is not an ordinary warrior, is he also a person in the industry?

At this time, the dishes were all served, Aunt Yuan also sat down, everyone raised their glasses and came to the same end first, and then began to chat happily, don't look at Liu Yudi's usual quiet and quiet, but eating made the fat man feel embarrassed, picking fat meat and starting with it, one bite at a time, Li Lanying was a little embarrassed, Li Lanying was a little embarrassed because she was beaten by Yi Xinxing and scolded by Mr. Cui just now, and now she is sending this fire to Cai Handong, who is nicknamed the little poor child in the rivers and lakes, and then kept pouring wine on Cai Handong, so that Cai Handong almost cried.

Zhang Shifei has been speechless, he drank wine, while listening to Mr. Cui and Uncle Yuan's chat, after Mr. Cui finished talking about the blue-clothed female ghost, Uncle Yuan's expression was still unfazed, this Zhang Shifei admired very much, his heart was even more firm This old man is definitely not an ordinary person's idea, just ask normal people After hearing this, they are either full of surprise, or full of ridicule and distrust, how can they be as calm as this old man?

I saw that Uncle Yuan nodded, and then said to Mr. Cui: "It's really difficult for you, but, logically speaking, if you are possessed by Chang Xian, there is no reason why you will be so troublesome." ”

Possessed by immortals? What's that? Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui with some puzzlement, only to see Mr. Cui smile bitterly, and then said to Uncle Yuan: "Don't you know, my eldest brother is not light or heavy, and I didn't communicate with him in advance What's going on, if you rashly invite it down and meet the extreme cathode, it will definitely go all out, although it can almost win, but the female ghost in blue is really gone, and the result must be much worse than the current result." ”

"Yes." Uncle Yuan nodded, Zhang Shifei was even more puzzled, he thought to himself What is this Mr. Cui talking about, what is his eldest brother your eldest brother, but it sounds like Mr. Cui still retains a certain amount of strength that night, but speaking of which, who is his eldest brother? Sounds so arrogant?

Uncle Yuan took a sip of wine, and then said to Mr. Cui: "By the way, did you find anything new this time?" ”

When Zhang Shifei heard this, his eyes lit up, and he finally got to the point, so he hurriedly interjected and said: "Yes, divide your head, you haven't said it when I ask you for the past few days, and now it's time to tell us about it." ”

His voice was very loud, and Li Lanying, who had drunk too much and was teasing Cai Handong, also burped, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Yes, divide your head, give us a long insight." ”

These three rookies seem to be very interested in the affairs of the Yin City, of course, you think, you are still alive now, so you will naturally be more curious about the world after death, but Yi Xinxing and Liu Yudi don't seem to be interested, maybe they already know about it, Mr. Cui sighed when he saw that he couldn't refuse, and then drank a glass of wine, and said to the three of them: "Okay, what do you want to hear?" ”

Zhang Shifei had already thought about it, and saw him say: "What is the underworld like, I always heard you say that half a step is more than one step and one step less, so describe it specifically." ”

Mr. Cui thought for a while, then looked at Uncle Yuan, and saw that Uncle Yuan didn't seem to be in a hurry for Mr. Cui to answer his question, so he asked Liu Yudi, lit a precious cigarette, and after taking a puff, he told Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying about the doorway of the legendary Yin City.

It turns out that this yin city is no different from our human world, it is not the underworld, of course, it is not like the myths and legends that are all black sky, on the contrary, the yin city is not black, the sky of the yin city is always shrouded in dark clouds, the reason why it is called 'yin city', it is because it looks like an urban area, well, at least Mr. Cui said so.

There is only one street in this yin city, there are even taxis on the street, but they are papier-mâché, and there are endless ghosts on both sides of the road, after people die, they have to come here first, and then walk down the street, you will see a square, there are only two buildings next to the square, one is 'more than half a step', this is the ghost heart, the ghost heart is equivalent to the train ticket to the underworld, after receiving the ghost heart, enter ' One step less' waiting room, queue up to get on the bus, and then you can go all the way to the underworld, but because everyone's behavior is different before death, the merits are different, so the place to get off the bus is not the same, there are great good people can naturally go directly to the capital, but the evil people have to get off halfway, and go through hardships along the way to arrive.

In other words, Mr. Cui has indeed been to the Yin City a few times before, and he is very familiar with this place, so he didn't spend too much time, took a taxi, and came directly to more than half a step, within more than half a step, he explained his identity to the ghost who was in charge, after all, 'Mr. Yin and Yang' is similar to saying that the profession of people and people has a record in the underworld, but to say that this person and the ghost have a German surname, because the passenger flow of more than half a step is quite large, so the attitude of the ghost is very bad, and he asked Mr. Cui impatiently what he was doing.

Mr. Cui said to the ghost: "Big brother, I have a friend here who has been in the yang world for decades after his death, and only now has he come to receive the ghost's heart, do you think you can check it?" ”

"No," the ghost said categorically.

Mr. Cui frowned at the time, and then said, "But ......"

The ghost didn't even reply, and then said impatiently: "It's nothing good, but, what did you do earlier, I don't understand the law with you, what's going on, let it be a wandering ghost, what's the matter?" ”

Mr. Cui sighed at the time, fortunately he had already thought that this kind of moth would come out, so he quietly took out the TV and silver ticket that Yi Xinxing burned to him from the burden behind his back, and he said: "There is one more thing, that is, I saw you too thrifty when I came last time, so I want to come to condolence and sponsor a TV to relieve your boredom, but ............"

The ghost turned his head, looking at the money and the TV, his eyes were about to fly out, only to see him quickly wave his hand, and then said righteously: "It's nothing good, but, look at this female ghost's eyebrows and beautiful eyes, presumably she is also a good-hearted person, God has the virtue of a good life, treats good people, and the law is also humane, go, this VIP room, I will make a pot of tea for you two first, you two wait slowly, and send the ghost heart within half an hour, well, treat the sponsors, I have VIP access and luxury internal packages here (including direct VIP tickets to Xudu +Platinum version of the instructions for riding + first class + window seat), to ensure that you get on the bus comfortably and happily on the road. ”

Mr. Cui said this, everyone present showed an embarrassed smile, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, don't you need to be like this, why do you still have a VIP channel, isn't it just a broken paper shell TV plus a few faded paper money, how can you make the attitude of those ghosts come to a 180-degree change??

So Zhang Shifei asked Mr. Cui: "No, why is there such a big difference between giving money and not giving money?" ”

Mr. Cui shrugged his shoulders, and then said: "The world after death is always a world that reflects the living, and now in this society, if you have money, you can be sentenced to six years if you kill someone, and the living are all virtuous, not to mention the dead, the time of the yin city and the underworld is about fifty years behind our current human life, it is a good time for speculation, and those ghosts are honest, the post is not good, there is nothing to fish, because the current world' Mr. Yin and Yang are dying, no one has offered them, and now that they have finally met me as a sponsor, they can finally let them say goodbye to semiconductors and go digital, and they will naturally treat me as a guest, there is nothing to say, it is reasonable. ”

This is exactly what it is: there is no way in the yin market, and then there is sponsorship, and there is a road.

Hearing Mr. Cui say this, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying couldn't help but stretch out their thumbs, high, really high!

Mr. Cui smiled on half of his face, then poured a glass of wine, drank it all, pinched the cigarette butt in his hand, and continued: "Don't say it, this Yin City repairs the train, the repair is really good, this time I didn't have to wait, the passenger flow is quite high, compared to before, it is indeed faster, after I sent the blue-clothed sister to the car, I will come back, Uncle Yuan, you have to ask me what is new, that's all, ah, and, the way back to the soul is still so disgusting." ”

"The way back to the soul?" Zhang Shifei asked, "Tell us about this, ah, I have one more thing I want to ask you." ”

Mr. Cui took a mouthful of the dish and put it in his mouth, and asked while chewing, "I really didn't expect you to be curious about this thing, what else is going on, you can say it." ”

Zhang Shifei thought about it, and then asked Mr. Cui with some hesitation: "Actually, maybe it's just that I'm too careful, that night, after I went home, I have been thinking about that sister...... I mean, you say it's been waiting for decades, is it really because of a few words that it dawned on me? Wouldn't it be too easy.................."

After listening to Zhang Shifei's words, Mr. Cui was silent for a long time, only to see him pick up the wine bottle again, pour beer into his cup with a clatter, the foam of the beer overflowed, Mr. Cui held the quilt, then sighed, and said: "I didn't expect it, but you still found out." ”

(To be continued)