Chapter 207: "Human Man" Audition (Part II)

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"Dirac. Paavo, please come into the room and audition"

Finally lined up Ye Yun and the two, Dirac thought of a question, and said in a low voice: "Your agency has signed you up?" ”

"No, I broke into Hollywood on my own." Ye Yun didn't know what the audition process was, so he simply made up a lie.

Dirac nodded: "It's okay, it's a big deal, I'll take you privately, this phenomenon is not uncommon in Hollywood." ”

With that, he took Ye Yun's hand and walked in.

The room was large, but there was only a large long table except for a few cameras, and behind the table, an American demon, a very beautiful and sexy succubus, and a crypt spider all sat in very formal clothes.

Seeing the two of them coming in at once, the American Demon raised his eyelids and glanced at them very tiredly: "What's the matter?" ”

Dirac smiled: "Hello Director Rector, I'm Dirac. Pavo, this is Ye from the same agency as me, because he just joined the company in a hurry, so he didn't have time to sign up. ”

"Hmm."

The demon really didn't care, probably because the audition had been tried for too long, and waved his hand: "Okay, come one by one." Dirac, I've seen you play Twilighttown", the acting is average, the registration form says that you came to audition for the Eye Man this time, let's talk about what you understand about the Eye Man first. ”

Dirac said: "First of all, Eyeman can be played by any race, which is why I came, and I heard that BA Comics plans to replace Eyeman with a ghoul or a headless horseman, which gives my race a slight advantage. ”

Demon Ryctor nodded, "That's right, go on." ”

Dirac said, "The original name of the Divine Eye Man was Barak. Ben, too, was born before the First World War, and he and the human hero Joseph. Claude has been friends since childhood, and the two grew up together, and Barak always protects Joseph when he is bullied, which shows that this male ghost values friendship. Even Joseph, like a deformed child of the demon clan, never left his friends. ”

What audiences love most about Barak is his unwavering loyalty to Joseph throughout his life, and the deep friendship between the two men who can die for each other. In view of the large number of rotten girls nowadays, it is necessary to show a trans-friendship intimacy that is not so deliberate but natural, but not too obvious. ”

"The subsequent transformation was the opening of the gates of hell and the invasion of humanity, and I had warmed up many times at home the sadness of Joseph when he died for Barak, and I am confident that it will be perfectly expressed."

"As for the details of his acceptance of the eye transplant of the ancient gods who fell into hell and completely turned into the god eye man, I believe the director has already arranged it, what I have to do is to practice the performance of the god eye man's ability to use the green screen, after all, special effects will be added in the later stage. It's not easy to catch the feeling of performing in front of an empty place, but I've been practicing it for a long time. I'm sure you and I will be able to enjoy your performances. ”

After speaking, Lector was a little more energetic: "The analysis is good, it seems that you do have a deep understanding of comics, one thing you said is right, the two most important points that the god eye man wants to show in this drama are his and Joseph's 'basic feelings' and the ability to perform on the green screen, these two are played well, and at other times your acting skills can be accepted by the audience." Then, in this audition, you don't have to show the sadness of seeing your friend die for himself, you can just act out the action when you use the ability against the enemy against the background of a green screen. ”

Dirac said, "Director...... You also said that 'basic feelings' are very important......"

Rector smiled and said, "It doesn't matter how 'Kiqing' performs. The important thing is the appearance of the two ghosts who have a 'base feeling'. This year is so realistic, the two handsome male ghosts, no matter how bad their acting skills are, as long as they can link up in the movie, they can still cause the screams of rotten girls and. If you look ugly, no matter how good your performance is, others won't care, so ugly people have no human rights. I think you're really good-looking, and Twilight has attracted a lot of female fans. So in this play, as long as you can perfectly match the special effects, it doesn't matter what your acting skills are. ”

Ye Yun's heart was galloping. Almost yelling out, how the can you see that this guy next to me who doesn't even have a face looks good!?

However, a restrained person like him was naturally able to suppress the ridicule in his heart, and tried to make himself look extremely calm and calm.

Dirac said, "I know sir, so now on?" ”

"Let's get started."

Ye Yun was about to retreat to the side with a good sense of current affairs, when Dirac suddenly said: "Ye, you come to play the enemy and play a scene with me." ”

Ye Yunqi said: "No problem, but what kind of enemy do you want?" ”

Dirac said: "It's very simple, it's just a German soldier during World War II, you can pretend to have a gun in your hand and rush at me." ”

"Simple."

Ye Yun took two steps back, and made a gesture of clutching a rifle with both hands.

"Let's go!"

"Wow, ahhhh Ye Yun roared and rushed forward with extremely slow movements, leaving enough time for Dirac to perform.

Dirac also stiffened suddenly, and did not make any movement in the direction of Ye Yun.

This stiffness lasted until Ye Yun had rushed within a meter of him, and then Dirac made a very hanging cloak flick movement, turned around, and strode away.

Ye Yun froze in place.

Before he could react, the three auditioners next to him had already clapped their hands: "Very good!" Not bad! ”

The Crypt Spider exclaimed, "It's a good performance." ”

The succubus laughed, "Very good, I can already imagine the excitement of compositing in the later stages of the movie." ”

Lector nodded and said: "The movements are in place, the expressions are also very accurate, and the most important thing is that calm appearance and the pretending style of throwing off the cloak and leaving afterwards, which is very characteristic of a god-eyed man." ”

Ye Yun's heart is a million heads* rolling and tumbling!

Dirac is simply standing there and not moving, okay!? There's a B move, bastard! And a headless horseman, where the hell did you see that his expression was in place!? Also, it turns out that Hollywood is also popular to pretend to be a fan!? The most important thing is that such a performance still needs to find so many people to audition? It's okay to find someone on the street and throw it over!!

For the first time, Ye Yun experienced a sense of powerlessness that was still weaker than his spirit, and he no longer posed this shameful 'charge poss', straightened up and retreated to Dirac's side with a blushing face.

The three auditioners looked pleased with Dirac and whispered there.

Ye Yun couldn't help but ask, "Just now...... What the hell are you performing? ”

"Eyer."

"I know, but you didn't move? Why does he say that your movements and expressions are in place? ”

"You don't understand, do you?" Dirac laughed and said, "It's true that I don't have any movements or expressions, but that's because all of Divine Eyes' abilities are focused on those three pairs of Divine Eyes......"

"Three pairs?"

"yes, otherwise why do you think Proclamus was a crypt spider in the first place?"

"That makes sense!"

"Actually, it doesn't matter how much it depends on the eyes. The audience doesn't care, the important thing is the ability of the Divine Eyeman, one is to release super energy to shoot through the enemy through the eyes, and the other is to destroy the enemy's soul through the slow spiritual power, all of which are in the eyes. I don't have eyes, everything depends on special effects, so the smartest way to act is to do nothing, and the post-production special effects are much easier and more cost-effective. ”

Ye Yun gave a thumbs up.

"So, when it comes to auditions, you just have to understand the psychology of directors, producers, and investors. I can help them save money and look handsome, so the chances of being selected are naturally much greater. ”

"I take the liberty of asking, handsome...... such a thing"

"Oh, forget you're an Asian ghost, just like we look at Asian ghosts, you think we're probably all the same, right?"

The question ...... "Have you forgotten that there are more than 100 kinds of ghosts in Japan?"

"Actually, I'm really handsome in the headless horseman race, and it's also very in line with the aesthetics of Europeans and Americans...... Don't you think the flame skull on my shoulder is the right color? ”

"Positive...... Positive ......"

"Mr. Pato." Lector shouted.

"Director."

"Mr. Pato, we are very satisfied with your audition, whether it is your own characteristics or so much preparation for this audition before, we can feel your sincerity and professionalism, if there are no surprises. You should be selected for the role of Eyeman this time, but it remains to be seen if there will be other actors who are more suitable than you before the audition ends, so please go back to the phone if there are no accidents. Within three days, the crew will let you know what is going on. ”

"Thank you director, then I'll go out first." Dirac nodded excitedly, turned around and patted Ye Yun on the shoulder: "I'll wait for you outside." ”

"Good ......"

Watching Dirac leave weakly, Ye Yun took a few steps forward and looked at the three auditioners.

Lector looked Ye Yun up and down. Smiled: "Conscious, Huaxia zombies?" You're also here to audition for Eyesight? ”

"Hello everyone, I'm Ye. I'm here to audition for the Human Warriors. ”

"Huh?" As soon as these words came out, the three examiners invariably made surprised voices.

The succubus producer said: "Are you not familiar with the protagonist who will be filmed this time? ”

Ye Yundao: "It's more familiar. ”

"Consciously," Rector said, "Tell me what you think, why did you choose to audition for the lead role?" You know, you don't match the protagonist in terms of race or size, and it's true that half of the time in this drama is filmed with the protagonist as stunted, but that can be composited with post-production computer special effects. You know, if you become our protagonist, not to mention the audience's aesthetics, it will cost too much budget to raise your figure through special effects most of the time, and it's not worth it. ”

Ye Yun laughed: "I'm sorry, I originally came to audition for Human Man, but after Dirac's analysis to me, I found that the special effects were indeed a big problem, so I had given up auditions for the protagonist." ”

"Oh? Then you ......"

Ye Yun said eloquently: "Actually, I came to audition mainly because I know humans very well, and it is this understanding of humans that gives me the confidence to play a half-human, half-demon creature like Human Man, but now that I have understood that I am not suitable for this role, I simply retreat to the second." ”

He said: "I want to be able to play the role of the villain in the movie...... human beings, and my knowledge also allows me to be confident enough to become an anthropological consultant for the crew. ”

The succubus said with interest: "I didn't think you were still a scholar. ”

Ye Yun said: "Almost, to put it mildly, there are people in this world who know more about human beings than me, I'm afraid there is no one at all." ”

"I've heard that there is a discipline in China that specializes in human studies, although it's very unpopular...... Let's talk about it. What is your understanding of human beings? ”

Ye Yun took off his dentures: "Actually, in order to audition for this role, I specially smoothed my fangs, but later I found out that it was not like that at all......"

Lector interrupted him, "Wait, do you mean humans don't have fangs?" ”

Ye Yun smiled, and the two rows of neat teeth were extremely dazzling: "That's right, humans don't have such a thing as fangs. ”

"How is that possible?" The crypt spider let out a low breath and said to the succubus next to him: "Fangs are the primary weapons that creatures have since primitive societies, how can humans not have fangs, this is not logical." ”

"There's no such thing as a human being anyway, just listen to him." The succubus looked very interested.

Lector said, "You go on. ”

Ye Yundao: "According to my research. Humans are not as scary as they think, but ...... But since it's a fantasy creature, there's always something to exaggerate. But I would like to correct a few mistakes in the comics, first of all, not every human being is able to use sunlight weapons, and it is not difficult to give a clear proof, we all know that humans are not afraid of sunlight, and yang energy only makes humans healthier...... After all, this is a derivative theory of our hell, isn't it? Then the problem arises, unless humanity is ready to invade our plane. Otherwise, who will they use the weapon of sunlight against? Wouldn't it be expensive to build these weapons? ”

"Makes sense." The succubus clapped his hands.

Ye Yun said: "So my judgment is that the sunlight weapon probably only exists in the human inventory, and it was not until the gates of hell opened that the human invasion was issued to the army. But since it is a standard weapon, then the prototype should be similar to our gun, only more high-tech. ”

Rector's eyes lit up: "This setting is good. ”

Ye Yun said: "Then there is the problem of the human body, if the human is really more than twenty meters tall, it is ten times that of the demon clan. So why do scientists in the human world favor the protagonist? The protagonist isn't even a dwarf to him, right? ”

Lector muttered, "This is a real nuisance. ”

Ye Yun said: "So, fortunately, we might as well adjust the human settings so that they are similar to our height." To highlight its power, you can change the setting, for example, you can transform into more than 20 meters tall at any time, but not everyone can, you need to train. Moreover, after the transformation, it will continue to consume energy or physical energy, and the stronger the transformation strength, the longer the human last. ”

Lector snapped his fingers: "It's scientific." ”

Ye Yun continued: "There is also the setting after the human hero enters the human world, I think it is possible to add a little similar anti-war scene, such as the human women and children will be afraid to scream when they see the protagonist who is completely different from their own appearance, and their father and husband will also rush over when they see the human hero as a civilian, and the human hero as a warrior will ...... Even a weak warrior is not a civilian can deal with, and he can kill the humans who attack him with some effort, but he can't bear to see the tears and panic of other people's wives and children. ”

"It's nice to have such a tall protagonist." Investors Crypt Spider praised again and again.

Ye Yun spread out his hand: "That's basically it, and then there are some details about human existence." ”

Lector clapped his hands to signal Ye Yun to stop, and said with a straight face: "Mr. Ye, your words have given us a lot of inspiration and are very useful to us, so can I invite you to join our drama team as our consultant?" Of course, in terms of villains, the crew can give you a certain amount of selection authority. ”

Ye Yun smiled: "It's an honor." ”

shook hands with the three auditioners, and when signing the contract, the crypt spider smiled: "If I were you, you wouldn't be an actor, and I would probably earn no less than an actor by being a screenwriter in BA Comics." ”

"Thank you, but I still want to be an actor." Ye Yun was full of smiles, and he couldn't see his disobedience at all.

Leaving the room, the Headless Horseman Dirac was waiting outside early, and when he saw Ye Yun, he couldn't help but be stunned: "Your teeth." ”

"Actually, my teeth were worn out before," Ye Yun said, "Actually, I am a human worshipper." ”

"......," Dirac said, "Brother, you don't believe in some cult, right?" ”

Ye Yun said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm just a scholar who has studied hard in this area, and today's incident should be considered a coincidence...... I forgot to tell you. I've become an anthropological consultant for the crew, and I can also get a role like a human villain. ”

Dirac breathed a sigh of relief: "That's great, we can join the crew together in the future." ”

"I'm afraid I'm a little earlier than you, the director asked me to report tomorrow."

"Haha! That's great news, let's go and have a drink to celebrate! ”

……

Ye Yun was dragged to the bar by Dirac on this side to drink, but on the other side, Cangxing encountered the enemy.

St. Nicholas Island, South Coast.

Cangxing, floating in mid-air, looked at the two enemies in front of him with a smile.

A Cyborg Bloodline Hellthree-Headed Dog. A Vampire Blood Abyss Demon Clan player.

"So, you two should have come here to block me to stall for time and wait for support to come." Cangxing said with a smile, and the spitting light of the poisonous snake that swept through his eyes from time to time made the two players on the opposite side couldn't help but shiver.

The three-headed dog of hell is not the traditional image of a dog that falls on four legs, but a three-headed dog with a human body. Almost half of his body is covered in machinery, and his body is littered with grenade missiles and thermal firepower.

The three heads stared at Cangxing fiercely, and the head in the middle said coldly: "Storm, your evil name is spread throughout the multi-layered space, but it's a pity that others are afraid of you, but I, Domenech, am not afraid of you!" ”

"If not afraid. Didn't you rush up and fight me a long time ago? Don't you feel ashamed to say that? Cangxing said with a smile.

"Hmph, before we start fighting again, we just want to ask you ......" the Abyss Demon said, "What did you want to do when you came to our world!?" ”

Cangxing smiled: "Don't you think it's a bit redundant to ask this?" If you really want to ask, just beat me, capture me, torture me, and torture me. ”

The two players on the opposite side no matter how tough their tone is. None of them can change the fact that they are indeed inward-looking.

The three-headed dog snorted: "Your Cangxing Niang's attack must be very big, we can't guarantee to defeat you but stay alive, but what you want here is what we are bound to get." Therefore, if you know each other, it is better to tell your purpose, and we will leave you a way to live, and remember the clue that you gave us a treasure. Maybe I'll leave you some soup to drink. ”

"Do you believe this yourself?" The corners of the mouth split even wider, so large that they formed a very exaggerated arc: "And I never said that I came here to get a certain treasure, right?" ”

The Abyss Demon said: "Who doesn't know that you are a bloodsucker who will immediately turn into a blood-seeking worm once you find a treasure, which time did you do evil in the multi-layered space and did not obtain a treasure above the secret treasure level, is it interesting to say this kind of deception?" ”

Cangxing sighed lightly: "It's not cheating, it's just that I don't think it's necessary to confess to you two rookies, and it's ......."

She slowly raised her right hand, and in the palm of her white palm, a slight tornado was rapidly converging: "And I'm really tired of talking to two dead people." ”

"Up!"

At this time, to run away is to give the back to the enemy, and a few players who can be promoted alive are idiots, almost in the midst of the three-headed dog's loud shout, the abyss demon took the lead in spreading its wings and pounced, and at the same time a seemingly ordinary pistol in his hand was aimed at the vicissitudes and pulled the trigger!

"Crimson Hellfire Bomb!"

Bang!

A gunshot rang out, and flames erupted from the muzzle, which was obviously supposed to be a very small bullet, but it suddenly turned into a black-red fireball with a diameter of about one meter at the moment of discharge, and the speed did not decrease at all!

"Hmph, wrist flash ......"

Cang Xing snorted softly, the small tornado in his right hand was still spinning, but his left hand reached in front of him and gently clicked a finger.

A strong wind is rising! Giant wind blades are interspersed with thunder!

Several three-meter-long arc-shaped wind blades popped out from her fingertips, radiating up and down, instantly smashing the black-red fireballs and continuing to move forward like a devastating devastation!

Seeing that the demons of the abyss are going to mess in the wind...... The wind was cut into casual, the three-headed dog screamed violently, and stepped over a distance of several meters to the abyss demon, and the metal right arm, which seemed to be relatively mediocre compared to the left half of the body, blocked forward from top to bottom, and a huge metal plate like a mirror pierced out between the electric lights and flints on both sides of the arm, and suddenly formed a giant shield about two meters high!

Zlazra......

A series of wind blades and lightning bolts sliced through metal plates, and in an instant, there were countless cut marks on the metal plates like those left by the swing of sharp claws!

Blocked!?

The Wind Blade was obviously unable to break through the giant shield's defenses, and the Abyss Demon breathed a sigh of relief.

However, he immediately saw the flying jet behind the three-headed dog suddenly change in a twitch, and the flame was completely extinguished after a few strokes like a great smoker.

"Idiot, even the metal bloodline dares to block my moves." Cangxing smiled weirdly: "My skill is called!" "To be continued