Chapter 451: A Grandma Falls from the Sky Up
The sudden sound of gunfire startled me and the fat man, and when I looked back, it was Director Qu tremblingly holding the 77-style pistol that I had picked up from the ground and thrown out when Commissar Zhang was knocked away just now, and a light blue smoke came out of the muzzle. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Not to mention, although Director Qu was so frightened by Zhang Xuesong who came back from the dead that he peed his pants, this shot really didn't fly, a shot hit Zhang Xuesong's right cheek, half of his face was torn apart, and the white and bloodless cheeks were open wounds, and the minced flesh and teeth were mixed together, hanging on the chin in wisps, looking like dumpling filling.
was almost shot in the head by Director Qu, but Zhang Xuesong didn't do anything at all, and continued to stare at us with a pair of scarlet eyes, and a grim smile that looked more and more hideous appeared on his completely broken face again.
The fat man and I shook our heads, and said in our hearts how could ordinary bullets deal with this kind of zombie that was almost demonic, but although this ordinary bullet could not deal with Zhang Xuesong, if Director Qu, who was trembling like a Parkinson's patient, shook his hand and the bullet missed and hit me and the fat man, then the two of us would definitely not be able to stand it.
Thinking of this, the fat man walked to Director Qu in a few steps, gave down the 77-style pistol in his hand, and then pushed it to the place where Shi Ju and Zhuo Fan Er were hiding, and told Zhuo Fan Er: ", stop your director, don't release it to make trouble for us." ”
After settling Director Qu, the fat man shook the piece of iron in his hand, his mouth pouted, and he was about to throw it away, when Zhuo Faner exclaimed: "Uncle, you can't throw it away." ”
Saying that, Zhuo Fan jumped over in one step, snatched the 77-style pistol from the fat man's hand, and pinned it to his waist: "Your uncle, if this thing is in order, then these people here will all be stripped of their skins (referring to being dismissed), and if they don't do well, they will have to be investigated for criminal responsibility by the procuratorate, fuck." ”
The fat man bared his teeth and smiled, stepped back to me in a few steps, looked at me, and said in a flash: "Kaizi, you first use a little or a little immortal bone energy to entangle Ya Ting, I'll go to the side and ask God to come up, and then kill this jb thing." ”
After saying that, the fat man pushed me to the boundary of the cedar, which was only three steps away from the cedar, and he jumped to the side to play "roar, roar, hey".
I don't have any hope at all for the fat man's long-abandoned divine fight, but at the moment, our little brother really has no other way, and he can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, so let's listen to it.
So, I secretly mentioned the qi of the dantian, activated the immortal bone energy of the left and right arms a little, and a slight black gas came out of the two arms, and then looked at Zhang Xuesong, who looked like a demon, and smiled coldly: "Your mother is a cannonballer, she was beaten just now, right, come to fight again, your sister." ”
Although the cedar was lost in his mind and unconscious, he was very interested in the immortal bones on my arms, and when he saw that my arms began to emit black smoke again, he actually staggered towards me, looking at the posture, he was quite impatient.
Of course, this Cedar is definitely not a cheap person who doesn't remember to eat, the reason why he is so interested in my immortal bones is just that he wants to continue to use my immortal bones to force out the three souls and seven spirits in his body to abuse.
As soon as I saw him pounce on me, I flashed to the side, sideways over Zhang Xuesong, and then blocked his left arm with my right arm, and passed under his left arm with my left hand, and then grabbed my right wrist with my left hand, parted with each other, and threw Zhang Xuesong to the ground on his back.
After Zhang Xuesong fell, my original intention was to free my right hand, bite my index finger and draw the Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Charm on his face, but the strength of Zhang Xuesong's struggle was very great, and I didn't dare to completely release the energy that did not turn into bones, for fear of forcing out the three souls and seven spirits in his body that like to entangle people like maggots attached to bones.
Because of my scruples, I gradually got at a disadvantage in the wrestling with Zhang Xuesong, who was so unforgiving that he kicked his nose and face, and when he saw that my strength had become smaller, he opened his broken mouth and wanted to bite my throat.
I was horrified, and my heart moved, and the immortal bones of my arms suddenly turned into mana, and I knocked out the cedar at once.
Zhang Xuesong took advantage of my strength, straightened up, stood up, and looked at me with a mocking face, looking at the meaning, it should be disgusting me, because, my subconscious instinct counterattack, full of strength, I saw that Zhang Xuesong opened his big mouth, and a white shadow was like a molting snake, writhing out of his mouth and breaking free.
"Damn, I've been tricked again, this jb ghost is too cunning, fuck me." When I saw that the soul in the cedar's body was inadvertently forced out by me, I was very annoyed and couldn't help but curse to vent the anger in my heart.
Just when the white shadow in Zhang Xuesong's mouth had come out two-thirds of the way, the fat man suddenly twisted his buttocks and walked over like a very happy lady, slapping Zhang Xuesong's still intact left half of his face, and scolding in his mouth: Laugh, laugh at your grandmother's legs, look at you like that, why are you so responsive. ”
The fat man's slap was really timely, just like smashing a gopher, and suddenly slapped the white shadow back into Zhang Xuesong's body.
Zhang Xuesong was furious, a pair of red eyes glared at the fat man, and a muffled roar like a deaf and dumb person came out of his mouth, as if he was furious.
I also opened my mouth as wide as Zhang Xuesong, looking at the fat man who made a fake woman's voice in his mouth with an incredible face, I don't know which way the god was invited to the body, and it was a mother, I wiped it.
The fat man glanced down at me, glared at me with a very coquettish and charming look, and reprimanded: "You are in the same group as the fat man with a pig's head and a pig's brain, you two blind second goods, your old Yan'er grandmother and I happened to pass by here, one was caught off guard, and was sucked into the body by the dead fat man with the five ghost soul hunting spells, bastard, this kid actually has soul beads in his body, thanks to your grandmother, I am deep, otherwise at least I have to lose five hundred years of cultivation, say, what are you two doing, don't explain it, I castrated the fat man and made him a eunuch. ”
The pseudo-mother's "fat" mouth was like a machine gun, and she said for a long time, without repeating the same, I didn't even have a chance to interject a sentence, so I could only look at the pseudo-mother "fatty" with a stunned face on the left and a grandmother on the right, and then report to her home after she finished speaking.
I vaguely guessed from the words of the pseudo-mother "fat man" that the god that the fat man invited to the body did not seem to be a ghost, but it was a wild fairy such as a fox and a yellow, otherwise, the pseudo-mother "fatty" would not repeatedly mention the words that the Tao was damaged, only the wild immortals would attach so much importance to them or the Tao they had spent a hundred years or even a thousand years of hard work, which was more important than life.
After the pseudo-lady "fat man" finished scolding, I hurriedly said: "What, we are disciples of the Maonan Taoist Mixed Yuan Sect, dare to ask who the god is." ”
"Ah, you don't even dare to ask me who I am, don't you know that it's easy to invite God and it's hard to send God, if you really invite hob meat like the old Chang family buddies, hum, you can have fun watching it, Sensei explained, I see that the two of you are a pair of lazy people who are not good at learning, I really despise you." The pseudo-mother's "fat" mouth is really broken, I wanted to ask her where she came from, but she was belittled.
However, obedient and listening, don't look at this "grandmother" of unknown origin, but her heart and eyes are still good, just by reminding us that "it is easy to please God and difficult to send God", we know that she is not one of those third-rate wild immortals who cause trouble everywhere and blackmail the people to worship.
"Well, you're right, my senior brother's god is like hitting a big luck, whoever catches it counts, today it's also our luck, we are fortunate to meet you, the fairy of virtue and art, we are very honored, hehe, hehe......" I looked at the "grandma" with a sneer, and thought that I would have to count on her to pick up the cedar for a while, so I flattered her.
As soon as I was so shamelessly complimented on her, the "grandmother" seemed to be very useful, and she gave me a flying eye, which made me feel so excited that I felt like I had seen the sea, and my heels were numb.
"Okay, I know that you are Lao Li's shit apprentices, otherwise, I wouldn't have been called by you so easily, so what, you go back first, let grandma and I clean up this freak who can't die or live, I'm annoyed like this, you don't have to open up your bright spots, play this kind of evil way, not to mention the bad social atmosphere, it will affect the cultivation of correct values among young people, it's too infuriating." The "grandma" turned around and stared at Zhang Xuesong, who also hated to eat her alive, and her mouth kept counting.
I covered my face, and said in my heart What kind of wild fairy is this, I was talking about cross talk in my last life, this mouth is too noisy, Amen.
The "grandma" is really not ambiguous, the mouth is hard, and the hands are not soft, and the cedar face-to-face, without saying a word, first kicked head-on, kicked Zhang Xuesong, who rushed forward with straight eyebrows, and then opened the bow left and right, and began to fan his big mouth, crackling, hitting that called an impermeable, as fast as a rainstorm, I can see that my eyes are straight, thinking that fanning the mouth can reach this kind of supernatural realm, this "grandma" is amazing.
What's even more enjoyable is that this "grandma" is seeing six ways and listening to all directions, while fanning Zhang Xuesong's big mouth, she didn't forget to fan back the white shadows of the three souls and seven spirits that kept trying to move Zhang Xuesong's mouth.
After looking at it for a moment, I lifted my jaw with my hand, which was about to fall off, knowing that it was time for me to do something about it.
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