"Aren't you two people? Why, Bai asked for leave today! I still pretended to be calm, I thought to myself, "Anyway, Lao Tzu is dead, what are you afraid of!" ”

"Hmph, you kid ate the bear's heart and leopard gall! When I saw the errand, I didn't bow down, and I dared to make fun of us! Be careful, I'll knock you to the ground! Hei Wuchang said a little angrily, but he was in a hurry, and he had a bit of a big tongue, and finally, after I got acquainted with him, I realized that his old man used to hang himself, so he would stick out his tongue if he didn't pay attention, so he spoke with a bit of a big tongue!

I used to be a very dull person before I died, and I always greeted my superiors respectfully! However, now that he is dead, he just wants to indulge it, so he didn't take the ashes of black impermanence in his heart at all, and continued to joke and said, "Does it hurt to disappear?" ”

Black impermanence made me a little confused when I asked this, and I thought for a long time before saying, "It doesn't hurt, but it's just that you can't be reincarnated forever!" Don't you have any more nostalgia for the world? ”

"Nostalgia? I'm nostalgic for a fart! Do you know how hard it is to be a human being now? I'm a twenty-four-five-year-old boy, but because I don't have a house, I don't have money, I don't have a girlfriend until now, I wake up earlier than a chicken, I work more than a donkey, I sleep later than a dog, and I earn just enough money to eat! In this way, if you are a cheating father, or your old man will be reincarnated to try! I continued to tease unbridledly.

"Huh?!" The darkness made me speechless for a moment, maybe I was the most extreme person he had ever met! It shouldn't be said that it is a human being, it should be said that it is a wronged soul, I am only twenty-four years old, unexpectedly, I have never enjoyed anything in life, I died like this, I am not more wronged than Dou E!

In fact, black impermanence has no right to let me be wiped out, this kind of work is done by the judge, he is judged, whether you go to the path of reincarnation, or the way of animals, or you must not be reincarnated forever, the world will serve the underworld. Therefore, black impermanence just scares and scares me!

"Come on, I'll be here waiting for you to finish the beating. Do it! "I still continue to ridicule the impermanence, in fact, when the ghosts are doing things, there are really a lot of people like me, talking about those who are dying! Because, if you feel that you are unjustly dead, you still have a deep nostalgia for the world, and you don't want to leave, when black and white impermanence is useless to scare them for half a day, there is no way to leave, and when the time on their life and death book is up, they will naturally go to the underworld to report! However, I am probably the only one who is urging the black and white impermanence to disappear like me! Those unjust souls all handed over the gold and silver ingots burned by their families to the ghosts, isn't there a saying that "can money make ghosts grind!" "When the ghosts get the money, they will naturally turn a blind eye.

"Or else! You do your best, I can not take you away now! "Black impermanence suddenly came out of nowhere, and I was a little confused. It is estimated that Hei Wuchang also saw my expression, so he immediately rubbed his index finger, middle finger, and thumb together. I can see his movements, because, in normal times. Friends all use this gesture to indicate that they need money.

"Huh?! Big brother, do you want money? I was a little surprised and said,

"I didn't say that! See for yourself! "Hei Wuchang seems to be very taboo for me to say this, and later, I learned that I can't raise money in front of ghosts, because, the current King of Yama is Lord Baogongbao, he is an iron-faced and selfless official, if he knows that his subordinates accept bribes, then they will not be allowed to live forever! So, they can collect money, but not blatantly. Of course, a lot of the gold and silver treasures they received were also used to make the officials higher, isn't this society like this! How can there be an official who is as clear as water and as bright as a mirror all his life! Even if the official is not greedy and does not protect it, his family, seven aunts and eight aunts, and uncles and uncles will not rely on their reputation to do some illegal things outside!

"Big brother, you better take it away! I just died, and I see that my mother is busy talking to our cheating company about compensation, and I guess she forgot to burn some paper money for me! I said helplessly, and then, back to my dull surname, walked up to Hei Wuchang, and stretched my neck, meaning that he would tie me up! However, my actions also startled the impermanence of darkness. He looked me up and down, and then, helplessly, said.

"Your family is really interesting, your own child died, and you didn't even get a set of clothes to wear first, and you didn't bring some paper money ingots! This is waiting to take Huangquan Road, and we have to break the bank! "Black impermanence said, just walk in front, and I will follow him. It's natural, it's not controlled by my consciousness at all!

At this time, I thought to myself, "Well, I guess my mother has been broken, and I don't know what to do first!" "Of course, I don't resent my mother at this time, after all, my life was given by my mother, and she has the right to dispose of me arbitrarily! Black impermanence said that the fee, I was a little confused at first, and then when I followed him, I looked, he stopped, I looked up, and it was written "Huangquan Road toll station" a few big words, and, it is not a toll gate, there are at least five or six, I seem to be similar, and finally, I thought "Uncle's, isn't this the highway toll station in the world?" There is no difference between this yang world and the underworld! ”

Just when I was sighing for the Huangquan Road toll station, suddenly, a Yin soldier hurriedly ran past me, shouting loudly, "Let's go first, they have formed a group?" After he finished shouting, all the ghosts and ghosts who were waiting to go up to Huangquan Road hurriedly made way for them. Immediately afterwards, I saw more than a dozen Yin soldiers, each holding a magic weapon, driving a group of people to start entering Huangquan Road, they looked like more than 20 people, each of them looked very ugly, it was polite to say ugly, that was called a miserable one. It's no wonder that they lack arms and legs! Some held their heads with their hands, and it looked like their heads had fallen off, some carried their fallen arms with their hands, and some covered their stomachs that had been opened! If I hadn't died, I guess I would have vomited more than once!

"Big Brother Black, what's wrong with these people?" I asked, puzzled.

"When they were traveling in Sichuan, they had a car accident, it is said that there is no one left, all of them are dead, when I went to pick you up, the prefecture received this urgent notice, this kind of big work, are handled by the Yin soldier team! There are too many people, and I'm afraid that some will be in trouble if they run away! Black Impermanence explained with interest.

I saw the Yin soldier who ran to the front muttered a few words to the person who charged the fee, and then let them in. I was puzzled and asked, "Is there also a saying about going through the back door in the underworld?" ”

"Hmph, of course not, because their car accident scene is still being processed, and the family hasn't burned paper money ingots for them yet, so there is no money to pay for the passage at all, it is estimated that the head of the Yin Soldier said it to the person who charged first, and then make up for it when there is money!" Black Impermanence continued, but I kept asking him that, which made him a little impatient. When he finished speaking, he glared at me viciously, meaning to say, "You don't spend a penny, and you still have so many things!" ”

I closed my mouth as soon as I saw the black impermanence's expression, but I suddenly felt that my clothes were bulging in my pockets, and my clothes also changed in an instant. Later, I learned that it was the top soybean milk in order to calm the matter, so I immediately made compensation, that is, I reached a compensation with my mother in less than two days, and put 250,000 yuan into my account, my mother had the opportunity to take care of me, she got the compensation, and she was naturally in a good mood, so she doubled the amount of ingots paper money that I burned! Since I was a child, my mother has said that people's lives are predestined, and the king of Hades will let you die in the third watch, and he will never keep you until the fifth watch! Therefore, my mother thought that this was my fate, so I didn't feel too sad. However, he told the hospital that he wanted me to stay in the morgue for a few more days, because my father was working abroad and had been notified to return to China. As soon as he returns, he'll be ready to cremate me!

As soon as I saw that I had money in my pocket, I pulled Hei Wuchang, who was looking at the scene, and Hei Wuchang looked at me as if he had something to say to him, so he went to the side with me, and said a little impatiently, "What's the matter with you?" ”

"Black boss, look what this is!" As I spoke, I pulled a wad of money out of my pocket and shook it in front of his eyes!

"Hey, you're lucky! The family sent you money so quickly! Black Impermanence smiled weirdly. It seems that there is another layer of meaning hidden in his smile.

"Black boss, you seem to have other meanings when you laugh! Can I go back? I looked at the black impermanence of the smile, and couldn't help but ask, this is my purpose as a person, that is, no matter whether it can be successful or not, as long as you do it, there is a possibility of success, if you don't do it, there is no possibility of success at all! So, I asked with the attitude of giving it a try, even if it didn't work, the big deal was to reincarnate again! Anyway, they're all dead, what are you afraid of! However, the black impermanence answer shocked me.

"Boy, you really asked, it depends on how much money your family can give you? It's not impossible to buy your life to go back, it's just to see if you are not timely, if you pass the toll gate, it's too late to get on Huangquan Road, as a result, just now your life is good, let the group of people die, grab a first, insert a number! "Hei Wuchang still said with a really bad smile, to be honest, I hate cutting in line the most in my life, because, I have fought with people a lot in this matter, I didn't expect that I would be grateful for cutting in line when I died, and as a result, there are things that make me difficult again, how can I let my mother know that now I urgently need money, and I urgently need a lot of paper money! Actually, after I got acquainted with Black Impermanence, I realized that those who died horizontally could buy their lives back! However, the vast majority of family members have given up on this option. Blindly going to lawsuits, reporting crimes, keeping the scene, etc., let this fleeting opportunity be missed. Anyway, it's all kinds of reasons! Let them miss this opportunity to come back to life.

Actually, I'm also relatively lucky, now so many people die every day, just relying on black and white impermanence, bull head and horse face, it is impossible to take back all the unjust souls, so, they still have Yin soldiers to help collect souls, I am going to touch the Yin soldiers today, I will not have such good luck.

Just when I was in trouble, I found that my pockets were getting more and more bulging, and I couldn't hold them, so I hurriedly pulled them out, and I pulled them out, and I pulled them out, and I really answered what my mother often said, blessed people don't have to worry!