Chapter 37: Come on
I don't know that there is another turmoil in the game, and for a novice who has just been out of the game for a few days, the landlord's various interrogations have made him completely forget about the monster pickup setting.
"Sister Dong, I don't dare to do anything bad in your house if you borrow the courage of the two of us, how can I say that you can believe it?" Ye Kai said a little anxiously.
However, his anxiety was due to the fear of whether a new wave of monsters would emerge after the death of Dredos, and if the Dark Guard battle failed, the merit exchange reward would be halved.
If he really can't recover the decline, he can also reduce some losses by turning it in early.
However, Wang Dong, who was dressed in a pink series, pinched his waist with both hands, and the corners of his mouth were raised high, "Xiao Yekai, don't struggle, honestly explain what you have done in the past few days, if the attitude is still sincere, sister, I can consider letting you live." ”
Ye Kai wanted to explain again, but as soon as Sister Dong raised her right hand, "Don't say anything quibble, I want to listen to the truth!" ”
"I'm telling the truth." Ye Kai pointed his fingers to the sky.
"I don't believe it." Wang Dong said, "The key is not to believe in your character." ”
To put it bluntly, a certain eldest sister is here to find fault today, even if Ye Kai really should eat and sleep tonight, she will want to blame him.
To deal with all kinds of difficult customers, Ye Kai has more than 100 sets of tricks, and he is not good at dealing with women.
Just as he was thinking hard about how to invite this great god away, he suddenly had an idea, and his black pupils slanted upward, and said, "By the way, Sister Dong, it's already the middle of the night, why don't you sleep well at home and come to me, are you already plotting against me?" ”
As he spoke, Ye Kai covered his chest with both hands, but was slapped away by Wang Dong.
", it's you! …… I don't want to give it to me for nothing, it's not because I lost my house key when I went out to play, you're here recently, do you think I'm willing to enter your pig's nest? ”
"Lost the key...... Ye Kai picked Wang Dong again, he thought this explanation was very reasonable, and Ye Kai was not surprised at all to do something similar with Wang Dong's big grinning character.
"Do you dare to question me?" With a brutal sound, the landlord turned around and took two steps, kicked open the bedroom door that Ye Kai was covering, and then the sheets, quilts, and pillows flew out.
Hurriedly, Ye Kai took an arrow step to catch the pillow with his left hand, resist the quilt with his right hand, and put the sheet on his head, and when he saw it again, his bedroom had been replaced with a new three-piece suit, all of which were cute pink.
"Sister Dong, what are you trying to make trouble about?"
"As you can see, I occupied this bedroom tonight."
"No, you still carry a sheet and covert with you when you go out?"
"This is my house, so naturally it has my things, and you don't need to know where they are."
So Ye Kai, who had been fighting hard for a day in "Faith", slept on the sofa bed, and said across a wall that he chose a seat, what should he do if he couldn't sleep at night, and after a while, a mobile phone was thrown out of the crack in the door, and Wang Dong replied that if she couldn't sleep, he would help her play the game, and the account had been logged in.
But if she found out that Ye Kai was using her phone to do other things...... Dead, dead, dripping.
Next, the room and the living room were completely quiet, Ye Kai closed his eyes facing the coffee table, and soon fell asleep with even breathing.
"Da Bang", the wooden door of the bedroom was closed and locked very lightly, and Sister Dong, who was in the pink pajamas, patted her hands up and down, and mocked: "What else do you say about choosing a seat, nonsense, I slept like a little pig in less than two minutes, hum." ”
The pink quilt was lifted one by one, and Wang Dong put on an eye patch and fell asleep peacefully.
Five minutes later, Ye Kai's fingertips trembled outside the door, and his head tilted towards the bedroom, confirming that there was no movement inside, before he took out his glasses and headphones in his arms and connected his mobile phone.
……
"Great God, beg for action."
"Great God, your mother told you to come home for dinner."
After more than forty minutes of torment, all the NPCs of the Undead Legion returned to the city, but none of the players left.
In the face of Ye Wuxian, who would not move no matter what, everyone begged and hated and scolded, most of them were numb, and at midnight they looked at the corpse of the headless viscount from time to time, and called a few people to continue to call, and the leading high-level went to the meeting.
The rest of the players are waiting, not only waiting for Ye Wuxian to return, if he is still semi-offline after an hour, then Ye Dashen has created a new record, a new record for super bosses not to pick up corpses!
"Great God, beg for action."
"Great god, you are so handsome."
The four leading players mechanically shouted, changing shifts in twos and twos, and the Midnight Boss gave out a task, even if they knew it was useless.
"Great God, you've lost a hundred dollars." A leading calf trails.
"Yes, where, where?" As soon as Ye Kai returned to the game, he heard the story of 100 yuan, pulled down the keyboard to adjust to the most comfortable position, and he changed his perspective in various ways, looking for RMB.
"Great! …… Well? The little calf's partner was about to continue reading according to the lines, but suddenly found that Ye Dashen was looking left and right, and immediately reacted, blocked Ye Wuxian sideways, and shouted: "Little Six and Little Seven go and inform the boss, just say that we have arrested Ye Wuxian and let him come quickly!" ”
The chatting duo also realized the movement of the human shadow stab, and ran away, shouting as they ran: "Alas, mom, come on, Ye Wuxian is back, come on, don't let him run again!" ”
Thousands of eyes immediately converged, and people passed from ear to ear, but in just five seconds, the position occupied by Ye Wuxian was completely enclosed.
It was still the orc frenzied battle king Erniu who ran back first, charging, ramming, and angry explosion skills were fully opened, and when he ran close to Ye Wuxian with great momentum, he cried, "Ye Dashen, where have you been, do you know that we have waited so hard for you, woo!" ”
Bursts of crying came from the mouths of the orc warriors.
"Woohoo, woo! ……”
Many players who were waiting for a long time were also infected by Wang Erniu's "true temperament" and cried one after another.
"I'll go! ……”
On the sofa bed, Ye Kai had a black line, and the cries of the old men with full headphones sounded particularly strange, just like the resentful cries of the three thousand widows who returned to the palace after 30 years of the emperor's private visit.
The voice pattern remained unchanged, and Ye Kai asked: "Can anyone tell me what happened in the minutes when I was away, tell me first and then cry?" ”
Among the crowd, Wang Erniu, who has a true temperament, has the most right to speak, "Great God, you don't know, you killed the three-headed viscount...... The tone changed suddenly, "No, Ye Wuxian, go and see the monster corpse, it's almost an hour, go!" ”
"One hour ......" Ye Kai didn't react when he heard it, and when Wang Erniu savagely collided to separate the crowd in the center, revealing the translucent monster corpse dozens of meters away, he slapped his head, "Uncle, the corpse disappears in an hour, and it all dodges!" ”
[Wind Walk] was turned on, and Ye Kai ordered another bottle of 20% [Acceleration Elixir], the potion would cancel out the "stealth" effect, but at this time it was not a battle, what he wanted was speed.
"Don't disappear, Xiao Qi said, there is one thing that is very important to me, and if you can't get it, it's really stupid!"
Thousands of players in the south of the dark city, tens of millions of viewers in front of the major screens watched Ye Wuji's footsteps attentively, 10 meters, 9 meters, 8 meters, 7 meters...... Ye Wuxian squatted down to pick up items, and the body of the headless viscount was missing.
Hint: You have obtained the Blade of Judgment.
Hint: You have obtained the Aphotic Armor.
Hint: You have gained the universal skill [Lucky Strike]!