Chapter 1: The Fortune Teller
In May 2002, like many graduating college students, I searched for a job, ran into a wall, and then became angry under the pressure and was hit again. But my heart is still as strong as iron. Because I know that depression in May is inevitable. The food injury in the eight characters is overcome, and it will inevitably not be better.
On May 24th, the third day after Xiaoman, my luck should be good today. Today, I was liberated from my food injury, and it happened that a certain company asked me to apply, and I felt that my opportunity had come, and I should be able to do it this time. I boarded the bus with confidence.
The interviewer was a middle-aged man, chubby, somewhat bald, wearing myopia glasses, meticulous. But Yin Tang was a little dark, it seems that he has not been doing well recently, and when he asks, he should be careful when he answers. Ask the same question as previous interviewers: "Tell us about yourself?" The tone was as stiff as a stone rubbing against steel, but I still had to answer with a slight face.
Due to the experience of failure in the previous interview, I was very cautious in this interview, and I felt very good about my eloquence. Besides, today is my lucky day this month, and I feel like I'll be able to get the interview. But who knows, the interviewer finally said weakly: "Okay, go back and wait for the notice." β
When I heard that, I knew there was nothing to do, and that's from experience. Isn't it my luck today? How is this still the case? Some angrily said to the interviewer: "You yourself are unlucky, bad luck, don't sprinkle it on others, I can't do the interview?" Look at the way you are blackened, you have not been doing well recently, you go to worship with incense, don't sprinkle it on us innocents. β
Without waiting for him to speak, I picked up my resume and was about to push the door and leave, but when I walked to the door, I still felt angry, so I added: "Be careful of your liver and gallbladder, hum." When I was young, who didn't be frivolous.
I was about to push open the door and leave, when I suddenly heard the interviewer say, "Wait a minute."
I paused for a moment and thought: Are you still not convinced, and you are going to argue with me? The master doesn't have the spare time to grind his lips.
Who knew that the interviewer said in a very confused tone: "How do you know that I have a bad liver and gallbladder disease?" I turned my head and looked at him with the same eyes he looked at me during the interview just now, and said: You are bald at this age, and the eight characters must be A and B wood are kept, this year is the year of Renwu, this month is the month of Yisi, the fire in the earth branch is so strong, I don't need to look at your eight characters I know that you are not better there, fortunately, there is still a water in the year to help you, otherwise you ...... Hey. It's not to scare you, you see that your Yin Tang is black, and you must have encountered some bad luck recently. You've been like this this month, and next month, it's estimated that you'll have even more difficulty. β
"You know how to tell fortunes?" He said to me in a particularly confused tone.
I smiled, "What do you say?" β
I was taken to his office, and it turned out to be the manager of the human resources department of the company. I asked him for his eight characters, arrange his eight characters, born in 67, a sheep, only 35 years old this year, I asked him: "Have you been bitten by a dog or something?" He said yes, he was bitten by a dog when he was a child. I asked him again, "You are easily bullied, a tiger, a dog." He thought for a moment and said, "Yes."
I asked him again, "In '78, you had a brother...... Not good".
He thought about it again and said, "Yes, my brother drowned in swimming that year. I asked again, "Your first child is a girl, and your wife is prone to miscarriage, right?" β
He still nodded and replied, "Yes." From his repeated answers, I could tell that he was convinced of my identity as a fortune teller.
I said, "At the beginning of this year, did you have an official charm, but nothing happened?" He still nodded.
I said, "In March, your wife was in trouble and sick, right?" I don't know what the specific disease is. He looked at me with wide eyes and said, "Yes, I have seen a lot of hospitals and I can't see well, and I don't have any illness at all." "I thought to myself: What kind of disease is it that medicine is so advanced now? It seems that this is a bit of a problem, which may be a folklore deficiency disease, which means that something unclean is entangled. Although I haven't met his wife, judging from his seal, it's probably like this. I asked him, "What are your wife's symptoms?" He said with some frustration: "I just don't have the strength, I can't eat, and I vomit when I eat." Before I could speak, he hurriedly said, "What should I do?" β
"This might be a bit of a hassle. I don't know if I can cure it. Let me see."
On the way to his house, I went back to the place where I lived, took some things, and when I walked near his house, I casually looked at the feng shui, the faΓ§ade of the road was reversed, and when I went upstairs, I didn't find anything bad. There was no problem with the door, and when I entered the house, I didn't find anything wrong. It seems that the influence of Feng Shui is ruled out. I asked him, "Your daughter isn't at home, is she?"
He looked at his watch and said, "I think it's still school at this time." He pushed open the bedroom door, and a very thin woman lay on the bed, which was not an exaggeration to describe it as skinny and bone. There is no look in his eyes at all, and he is not much different from the kind of person who has reached the limit, if there is a difference, it may be that there is still a breath of air.
This woman's Yintang, black and purple, is the one who influenced her husband. She's like this, it's useless to count eight characters.
At this time, the man said to his wife who was lying on the bed: "It's okay, it's okay, I hired a gentleman, I will definitely be able to look good this time, don't look at him young, but he is very powerful." The woman could still understand what he said, and struggled to squeeze out a smile, not knowing whether she was desperate for her illness or her absolute trust in her husband.
Being able to understand what her husband is saying means that her brain has not been affected. In the past, I had never encountered such a thing, and usually at home, my father or grandfather made it for others. It's all incense, kowtow, worship or something, just get it. I think it's too troublesome, so it's better to use the thirteen needles of the ghost door. This ghost door thirteen needles, just by listening to the name, you know, is specifically to deal with ghosts, especially this kind of ghost-haunted, but I am not sure if it is specifically haunted by ghosts.
I pulled the man out of the house and said, "I'm going to take a divination and see what it is." Using plum blossoms to calculate is the most convenient thing I have learned so far. Its practical eight characters and five lines can also be used, but it is a bit troublesome and a little inaccurate. As I calculated, I said to the man, "Don't let her come back, don't let her come back, wait a while, no matter what happens, you have to be calm." β
He nodded a little worriedly.
As it turned out, his dead brother had arrived.
I told him the result, and he couldn't accept it, and kept asking why, and saying it couldn't be possible. I thought for a moment and said, "There shouldn't be anything wrong, what's your brother's name?" β
The man "Li Mingju" is called Li Minghong, and his younger brother died of drowning in 1978. It's an accidental death, and there must be some resentment, but I usually don't come to entangle my family like this, is there something wrong? Father, grandpa pays attention to cause and effect, and I pay attention to direct death. In fact, there is no difference between the two methods, cause and effect is to ask the reason clearly, let the living do, and then it will be fine. Kill directly, there's no way to use it, I'm just lazy and save trouble, besides, talking about cause and effect, I don't have that ability, I have to burn incense and kowtow or something, how can I do that.
I said to Li Minghong, "Do you have an alcohol lamp or candle or anything in your house?" He thought for a moment and said, "No, do you need me to go down and buy some?" β
I saw wine on the partition of his house and asked, "Can this wine be used?" He hurriedly said, "Yes, yes." Yes. "I found a bottle with a higher proof content, and I didn't know much about the wine, so I saw that it was 52 degrees. Later, I found out that the bottle of wine cost thousands of dollars. Pour some into a bowl, put it on the head of the bed, and light it, and the pale blue flame whirred up.
Take out the cloth bag and spread it out, there are various types of needles for acupuncture in it, in fact, thirteen are enough, but take out thirteen, doesn't it seem a little shabby? Wouldn't it look a little more professional?
The woman looked at her husband with some worry, Li Minghong sat on the other side of the bed, took his wife's hand and said, It's okay, it's okay. I took out a silver needle and said to Li Minghong's wife: I know that you drowned, you are still Li Minghong's younger brother, you can entrust your dream to your brother or sister-in-law, but if you come to harm your sister-in-law like this, it will not work.
I didn't see any reaction, the first shot, the ghost official stopped. In the second needle, the ghost letter under the fingernail of the thumb of the right hand pierced the three-point Shaoshang acupoint...... The third needle: the right foot thumb under the nail is like a two-point ghost. This is the first time I have used the thirteen needles of the ghost gate, and I am inevitably a little nervous, and the fourth needle is to pierce the ghost heart, in the big mausoleum behind the palm of the right hand.
When I was holding the needle half an inch from the back of her hand, I suddenly screamed "wow", which can be said to be earth-shattering, crying ghosts. I was taken on a kick and it was hard to imagine it coming out of the mouth of this scrawny woman.
"Let's go, what can I do to fulfill your wishes, if you hurt people like this, there will be no good end in the end." The woman was lying on the bed, suddenly rolled her eyes, and said in a somewhat immature voice: "I didn't hurt anyone, I didn't hurt anyone, I don't want this woman to kill my brother." β
By this time, Li Minghong completely believed and understood. The voice was not his wife's at all, but his brother, who died in '78. I said, "Everyone has their own life, is this something you can control?" As he spoke, he was going to put a needle in the Daling acupoint." The woman lying on the bed choked up and said, "Let me go, let me go." β
I looked at Li Minghong, Li Minghong seemed to suddenly understand, and said: "Brother, don't hurt your sister-in-law like this, your sister-in-law has no grudge against you, she is your sister-in-law, how can she harm me?" You go quickly, wait for me to find a master to give you a superordinate, so that you can be reincarnated as soon as possible. The woman turned her head, looked at Li Minghong blankly, and shouted with all her might: "Brother......" Li Minghong was already a nose and a handful of tears at this time, and it could be seen that he was in pain in his heart, and he had been holding his wife's hand and held it tighter at this time. "Let's go, let's go, if there is fate in the next life, let's still be brothers, still brothers, whatever your brother's fate is, it's all destined, you go, you go."
After about a few seconds, the woman rolled her eyes again, spat out a mouthful of black water, and fainted. Li Minghong saw that his wife fainted, what happened in the future, and kept saying: "Master, this is ......." This was the first time someone called me master, and the vanity in my heart rolled again, and said, "It's okay, it's okay." β
Put away the needle, put out the wine fire, and then said to Li Minghong: "It's okay now, tell me your brother's birthday, and I'll go back and spend it a little bit." "Actually, how can I go over, this will trouble my father or grandfather. However, for the sake of work, they probably understand it, after all, it is difficult to find a job now, and they don't want me to do this, otherwise they won't send me out to go to any university. (A junior college is also a university).
Li Minghong still called and asked his parents, only to know his younger brother's eight characters, and then calculated, in 1978, 8 years old, Wu Wu year, although there is earth and fire, but there is gold conversion, great luck, the eight characters are a sea of ah, and the pillar is directly killed.
Then I was still waiting for Li Minghong to say about work, who knows, he turned to me and said: "Master, how do you look at the money, how do you ......" I thought: Damn, I'm not a professional in this, you say work boss. But he still said politely: "What master is not a master, what is not money, let's continue the interview in the morning, you see how good my answer was at that time, although the professional knowledge is not very good, I can learn, I will definitely be able to contribute to your company." Li Minghong stepped back and hurriedly said: "Master, don't say that, we are a small temple, it will delay you too much to come to us, really, I think so from the bottom of my heart, if I can meet you, it is my fate, you are the benefactor of our family, how dare I let the benefactor work for us, no, no." "The one in my heart is about to explode, I really want to go up and smoke him, and do so much, isn't it just for work?
I relieved my breath: "It's okay, it's okay, you just let me go, if something happens to your family, how convenient it is to find me." When he heard this, he was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot: Something else is going to happen? I said regretfully: "I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of just in case." His eyes widened like that of a cow, and he said, "Master, wait a minute." I went into the bedroom and came out after a while.
He took 20,000 yuan and stuffed it into my hand. I can't collect this money, so I will go to him to do it in the future, and I will have to take care of it. I really couldn't push it, so I found all kinds of reasons for bull b to push away 10,000 and collect 10,000. Shamelessly, he left his resume and left.
On the way back, I couldn't wait to call and tell my father about it, and he would be happy to hear it in the future, and my son carried forward the family craft, who knew that in exchange for a scolding.
Say what is fortunate to be a little ghost, if it is a big one, it will not be like this, what to say that it is fortunate that you did not remember the wrong needle, if you remember wrong, what happened, said that fortunately the little ghost is gone, if it is really stabbed to death, what will happen....... fortunately it is in the mobile phone, I can take the mobile phone far away and pretend not to hear, otherwise it will annoy me to death. In the end, my father still took Li Mingju's eight-character excess. It's still a father who loves his son.
I was about to call back to my residence, a mobile phone rang, I thought it was my dad who was ready to start teaching me, I saw that it was a strange number, just answered, there was a ghost crying wolf howling shouting: "Master, come back quickly, something happened again." β
It's Li Minghong, my future boss, is that little ghost back?