I saw that Fang Gang was holding Lao Xie's business card, and I told him about meeting Lao Xie at Master Azan's house. Fang Gang pinched the corner of the business card and pointed at my nose: "You didn't do business with him, did you?" ”

I saw that Fang Gang's face was not quite right, so I said no. Fang Gang was so cunning, he immediately saw that I didn't tell the truth, and under the bombardment of his questioning, I had to pour beans in a bamboo tube, and confessed all of them. Fang Gang's hand pinching the business card trembled, his muscles were up, and he wanted to say something a few times but swallowed it back, with a look of hatred that iron could not be made of steel, and it was a bit like constipation.

"Do you know this Lao Xie too?" I asked.

Fang Gang threw the business card out vigorously and said angrily: "Remember, it's too late to regret it now, and you are not allowed to find this guy to cooperate with the Buddha card business in the future." Not only the Buddha card, but also Kuman Tong, raising little ghosts, and retiring from landing, even don't buy drinks and cigarettes! ”

Is it so serious? Lao Xie is just a Buddhist card broker like you and me. Fang Gang saw the perfunctory in my eyes, and said hatefully: "Fuck, if you mix in this circle, you will know that you will meet this ghost sooner or later." Believe it or not, don't cooperate with him, or he will sell you sooner or later! ”

I smiled and said, "It's not that serious, I'm not a fool, you can recuperate in peace and worry less about other things." Fang Gang leaned on the pillow and glared at me unwillingly, his eyes were quite complicated, and the corners of his mouth seemed to have a little ridicule.

Lao Xie is really neat, Ms. Ma received the Buddha card eight days later, and I remitted 15,000 baht to Lao Xie after the money arrived, and the 3,000 yuan was earned. I thought to myself, Fang Gang is really, in order to protect me, he deliberately said Lao Xie so badly, fortunately I didn't listen to him.

As Fang Gang said before, people like Ms. Ma can worship Buddha and burn high incense if nothing happens. For several days, I wondered what kind of effect Ms. Ma would have on her after receiving the amulet. According to my previous experience, many customers have the effect first, share it with me, and then have an accident after a while. But Ms. Ma is different, after more than ten days, she called me and said that when she received the Buddha card, she recited the mantra I provided and wore it every day, but it had no effect. She went to the original school to talk to the principal, and the principal's attitude towards her has not changed at all, is it a fake Buddhist card?

I said: "You are asking for a genuine card, it is certainly not as domineering as the effect of the evil yin card, and luck is to be tricky and slow to turn." ”

Ms. Ma said unhappily: "This kind of excuse is okay to say a few months, or a year, your industry is really good, real and fake goods can be sold for money, anyway, don't worry about the effect." ”

I smiled wryly, what else could I say? She has a point. This is also the reason why I am reluctant to sell genuine cards, the effect is not so obvious, many customers are not satisfied, but always sell evil yin cards, the probability of aftermath has increased greatly, I have wiped my ass and wiped it so much that I want to hit the wall.

In order to relieve the boredom, I often watch local news in Shenyang on the Internet, and this day I saw a news headline "A mysterious person in a university in Shenyang broke the news, and the teacher replaced the test paper and caused the peer assessment to be laid off". Looking at the content, although the name of the school and the name of the person are not mentioned, the content is obviously the story between Ms. Ma and the teacher Bai. Such a coincidence? I hurriedly sent a text message to Ms. Ma, and she replied in a very happy tone: "I was about to call you, this time I believe in you, your amulet card is really effective!" ”

"What the hell is going on?" I asked.

Ms. Ma replied: "I don't know who wrote to the newspaper and shook out the fact that I was replaced with a blank paper at school." The principal came to talk to me, of course, not what I said, but it doesn't matter anymore. The Education Bureau came down to investigate, Teacher Bai was dismissed, I have long suspected that she did it, an old woman who can't give birth to children! The principal was also disciplined, and I was immediately reinstated. "This surprised me, it seems that the real card has the benefits of the real card! In the future, you can't underestimate the real card, is it possible that Ms. Ma is also blessed? She usually offends people by speaking, where does the good fortune come from? No matter what, it's good to have an effect, otherwise a hypocritical customer like Ms. Ma will call me all day long to complain, and it will be enough for me to bear it.

Less than 10 days later, Ms. Ma's husband called me again, and when I looked at the number, I habitually had a premonition in my heart. Ms. Ma's husband came up and asked, "Mr. Tian, do you still have a Buddhist card over there?" I want it to be the same! ”

I didn't come back to my senses, and Ms. Ma's husband said: "My wife has become more energetic since she returned to school, and she is the focus wherever she goes, which is so unexpected!" ”

This made me feel even more surprised, wearing a genuine card could not have this effect, so I asked what was going on. Ms. Ma's husband is very proud: "She resumed her duties at the school, and as long as there were her classes, the classes were crowded with students, and some even eavesdropped in the corridors, which was very popular!" ”

Could there be such a thing? I don't think it's usual, so I'll shirk a few words first, and talk about it after a while.

About a month later, when I returned to China to see my parents, I remembered what Ms. Ma's husband had said, so I took the time to go to Ms. Ma's school, first called a customer who was a reporter in Shenyang, asked him to greet the school, and asked me to go to the school to interview me as a reporter. The dean of academic affairs was very nervous, thinking that I was going to make an unannounced visit, and he was very enthusiastic about me, and I said that I just wanted to come and see your school's very popular teacher Ma, so he left with peace of mind, but with a very strange smile on his face.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Mr. Ma's class was open, and the front and back doors of the class were open, and sure enough, there were more than a dozen students in the corridor listening to the class, and the class was full, at least nearly 100 people, crowded with no place to stay. Ms. Ma came, dressed in a well-cut women's professional attire, with the eye-catching Buddhist medallion around her neck, which looked very incongruous with her professional attire. She didn't see me, and she happily walked up to the podium with the handouts in her arms and began to lecture.

As soon as Ms. Ma spoke, I was stunned. Where is this teacher's lecture? It's just a pyramid scheme lecturer brainwashing people! She was very emotional, I remember very clearly, the first thing she said when she came up was: "Classmates, the red flag is blowing in the west wind, if you don't study now, you won't even be able to drive an Audi in the future!" ”

All the students burst into laughter, applause and cheers. I thought about this sentence for a long time, but I didn't understand what it meant. Then Ms. Ma began to give a lecture, she taught socioeconomics, a total of 40 minutes of class, she spoke in a particularly exaggerated tone, as if beaten with chicken blood, even talking with comparisons, while teaching some inexplicable, illogical celebrity quotations or idioms. Sometimes I don't forget to praise how good I am, a lot of thunder sentences, similar to what she told me before, but even more ridiculous. I was confused, but the students seemed excited, and many of them were taking pictures with their phones or recording Ms. Ma with MP3s and voice recorders.

The bell rang, Ms. Ma announced the end of class, the students cheered loudly, Ms. Ma proudly walked out of the classroom with her chest up, there were two male students next to me who raised their arms and shouted, Ms. Ma looked over here, I was afraid of being seen by her, and quickly turned to leave.

Walking out of the campus gate, I let out a long breath, but I felt that Ms. Ma's situation must be wrong, and I couldn't say why. I called Lao Xie and asked what the origin of that Buddha card was, was it a Yin card? Lao Xie swore with a curse: "It's really not! If it was a negative card, my family would have been hit by a car when they went out, and none of them were spared! ”

He's said it all, and I really don't have much to say.

In less than a week, Ms. Ma's husband called again, and I thought to myself that he would ask me for a Buddhist card, and there was no reason not to make money if he was rich. After not wanting to answer, Ms. Ma's husband yelled on the phone: "You liar, I'm going to call the police to arrest you, you wait!" ”

What do you mean? I hurriedly asked, and Ms. Ma's husband said that his wife has now become a joke on the Internet because I sold her a yin card. I immediately turned on the computer in the store and searched the Internet according to what he said, and sure enough, there was a lot of news about "a female teacher in a college in Shenyang is like a pyramid scheme brainwashing, and the recording and video have become popular on the Internet".

I asked, "How she goes to class has nothing to do with me, right?" ”

Ms. Ma's husband was furious: "Why is it irrelevant? She wasn't like that before, like she was doping! ”