"Uncle, do you have any dark paper here?" I immediately remembered that I must inform my second brother of such a big matter this time, Bai Wuchang, anyway, I am going to burn these paper cars and paper villas for him at night, so I will call him up to talk by the way, of course, I also plan to verify whether the method he taught me works or not! So, he asked the one-eyed dragon if he had any dark paper in his shop, and was ready to call Bai Impermanence!

"Dude, what am I doing here! How can you do business without dark paper! Do you need it? "The one-eyed dragon almost laughed when I asked, but because we had saved him just now, he didn't laugh at me! Ask me rhetorically!

"Of course I need it, I want five hundred dollars, do you?" I immediately said the number I wanted, which really scared the one-eyed dragon, but the flower monk and Magu on the side understood what I was going to do! If you don't have any idea of 500 yuan paper, you can go to the supermarket and ask the supermarket owner how much paper you can buy for 10 yuan, and you will know how much 500 yuan is! You know why the one-eyed dragon is scared!

"Yes, yes, but what do you want so much?" The one-eyed dragon asked, puzzled!

"Uncle, you don't have to worry about it, in the evening, you have prepared the delivery car for me, I will come to you, and find a place to burn these things when the time comes! It's for your money! As I spoke, I took out five hundred-dollar bills from my pocket and handed them to him!

"Brother, aren't you slapping me in the face! I don't even need money for thousands of dollars, and I still need your little paper money! Just put it away! I'm sure you're a friend! I'll be waiting for you here tonight! "The one-eyed dragon immediately pushed the money back in my hand to me, and I saw that he was so sincere, so I didn't go to be polite to him anymore, so I put it away!

"Old man, you do this, you have to pay attention to what you say! What do you mean by 'your dark paper', do you want to curse my eldest brother to death? As soon as Magu heard what the one-eyed dragon said just now, she immediately became furious! Angry!

"Hehe, don't be angry, girl! It's my old man who said it wrong, I palmed my mouth, palmed my mouth! As soon as the one-eyed dragon heard what Magu said, he immediately felt that what he said just now was very ill, so he immediately smiled and accompanied him, and he gently patted his mouth with his hand!

"Alright, alright! None of it was intentional! Besides, if you say a word, it's so spiritual! So today's young people can't figure it out, they just say 'dead', 'hanging', and I haven't seen them really die! "As soon as I saw that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, I immediately started talking in a circle!

"Big brother, you can't believe this, isn't there a saying that there are gods who raise their heads three feet! If others don't believe, you can't believe it! Because, you've seen it with your own eyes! When Magu heard me say this, she was still indignant.

"Yes! That's what the girl said! Really pay attention when you talk in the future! "The one-eyed dragon looked at me as if he was criticizing Magu, and he was also talking in a circle! However, when Magu said that I could see it just now, I could still see a little bit of horror in the eyes of the one-eyed dragon! After all, what I can see, he also listened to the blind man Lee!

After a few of our greetings, there was no delay in the one-eyed dragon, and left in a hurry, after all, Magu was still in a hurry to choose a car, after we arrived at the 4S store, it was already noon, I didn't expect that there was still a meal, of course, can manage the meal, or because, we bought their car! Magu chose to choose and choose, and in the end, she chose a Volkswagen Magotan and a red one! Due to the special color, you can't pick up the car until after three! I originally thought that I would have to wait so long for Magu to change to a different color, but I didn't expect her to say to the sales of the car, three months, just three months!

"Whitney, if you don't choose a specific color, this car will take three months to arrive, will it take too long?" I asked, puzzled!

"Big brother, you don't know, you must buy a red one when you buy a car, so that you won't be haunted by ghosts! Ward off evil spirits! When Magu heard me ask, she immediately whispered beside me!

As soon as I saw Magu say this, I naturally respected her choice, how to say, his sentence still made me a little scruples, however, the sales of the car dealership seemed to see my anxious mood, so I immediately introduced us to a car rental service, saying that you can rent a car in their car shop first!

I immediately decided to rent a car first, because Magu drove it well when she took the test drive just now! However, we can't go through the procedures for renting a car after lunch, and a few of us surnamed Suo went to the restaurant to eat under the leadership of sales. As soon as we sat down, I heard two car salesmen muttering to us, and the content of their chats really attracted me!

"Have you noticed that the toilet has a few lights that flicker and flicker when people walk by!" Sales A whispered weirdly.

"No, it was the day before yesterday that a car was dragged into the repair shop, and the car was scrapped, and the four people on it died on the spot, I heard that it was drunk driving! It wasn't like they were towing the car back, they were coming along! Sales B immediately said weirdly.

Not only did I hear their words, but also Monk Hua and Magu! The two of them immediately looked at me! Monk Hua even approached me and whispered

"Big brother, you heard me! Otherwise, the two of us will go to the toilet to have a look, if it is really like what they said, I will take them in, and then let Magu practice the essence of qi and give it to us to eat! When the flower monk talked about eating, he even smiled innocently!

"Alas, you flower monk, you are really addicted, don't you know that birth, old age, sickness and death, reincarnation, is the law of nature! When we see lonely souls and wild ghosts, we eat them, so aren't you afraid that the people of the underworld will come up to us? It is estimated that a few of them are hiding inside, waiting for the ghosts of the underworld to come up and collect them! I said calmly.

"What the eldest brother said is also right, what we eat is what those ghosts can't collect, or don't want to collect, and the souls stay in the yang world is also excited, we eat them, it can be regarded as doing the right thing for heaven, accumulating virtue and doing good! If we eat a wronged soul when we see it, then what is the difference between us and those charlatan warlocks who practice evil arts! As soon as Magu heard me say this, Monk Hua, she immediately followed me!

However, people are curious, isn't there a saying that curiosity kills cats! After I finished eating, I took Monk Hua to smoke a cigarette outside, and Aunt Ma went to handle the rental car, after we finished smoking, Monk Hua and I looked at each other, and then, with a clear heart, we walked to the toilet!

On the way, Monk Hua wanted to take out his purple gold bowl and asked me to stop it, I whispered to him

"We'll go in and see, and if we see them, we should see nothing! They won't stay here for long, and when the ghosts of the underworld are about to collect people, they will come up to collect them! After listening to my words, Monk Hua also nodded and followed behind me!

As soon as the two of us entered the toilet, we noticed that the light above our heads was flashing! I looked around and found that there was nothing around, I guess I was suspicious, I suddenly let this terrible scene scared a little bit like pooping, so I found a pit and squatted! The flower monk saw that I didn't see anything, and after urinating, he went out, and the smell in the toilet was not very good!

I found out after I finished, no, I didn't bring paper, I took out my mobile phone and prepared to call the flower monk, and asked him to send me paper, while naturally saying to myself, "Uncle, I didn't bring paper, and this toilet doesn't prepare some toilet paper!" "As soon as I finished speaking, a hand reached over to the bottom of the toilet partition and held a roll of toilet paper!

"Haha, it won't be so lucky! As soon as I said I needed paper, someone sent it! "I immediately felt a burst of joy in my heart! I quickly took it, and then, casually, "Thank you!" However, there was no reaction from the other party! I thought that people were also solving their own problems, and I didn't have time to answer me, so I didn't take it to heart! When I ran out and handed it to him from below, no one answered it after waiting for a long time!

At this time, my first feeling was "Oh no, it looks like something is playing tricks on me!" "I immediately went to the side and squatted down to take a look, and sure enough, there was no one! I'm even more sure that this roll of toilet paper wasn't given to me! Because, the scene just now, I have also seen it in ghost movies in Hong Kong before!

I didn't panic, it's not the first time I've seen a ghost, and now that Monk Hua and Magu are waiting for me outside, I calmly put the toilet paper in the toilet, and then, walked to the washbasin, turned on the faucet and prepared to wash my hands, but I found that what came out of the faucet was not tap water, moreover, it was blood red blood water! I was startled at first, but I immediately thought it was a trick on me!

"Humph! I don't want to be like you, I didn't think you're finished! Thinking of this, I still washed my hands with blood-red blood water, and washed two halves of my face, I looked up and really scared myself, my face was already blood-red!

However, I knew that this was a trick, in order to scare those timid people, so I immediately pushed the door out, and Monk Hua was already waiting there a little anxiously, so he immediately greeted him and asked with concern

"Big brother, why is it so long, it's okay!"

"Relieved, look what color my face is!" I immediately asked Monk Hua. Monk Hua seemed to see my anxious expression, and immediately comforted me and said, "Big brother, your face is so good, what did you see just now!" ”

"Hmph, I originally wanted to let you go, but you dare to play with me! Relieved, get ready, we went in and took them! I said angrily. Monk Hua didn't dare to slack off when he saw my expression, he immediately took out his purple gold bowl, and then, opened his third eye, and followed me into the men's toilet!