Chapter 22: The Way of Wine

It is said to be a dark grid, but it is also a hole in the wall, boxy, quite small, the two of them looked up, only to see two bottles inside.

These two bottles are ruddy throughout, and they seem to be jade, the mouth of the bottle is tightly stuffed with a wooden stopper, and there is no sticker on the bottle, but there are two big characters engraved on each bottle, but it seems to be a body, and neither of them knows what it is, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying, the two beasts, glanced at each other, and their expressions were surprisingly obscene.

Haha, I can't imagine that this old grandson really has a hidden hand! Zhang Shifei thought that these two bottles of wine were obviously a grade away from the wine shelf, and that's it!

So Li Lanying picked up two bottles of wine with an obscene expression, and after taking the wine, she and Zhang Shifei walked to the door, took two steps, Li Lanying thought about it, and then turned around and picked up the bottle of 'Heavenly RÊn Room'.

Go up and slip away, and the two of them thought at the same time in their hearts that they had stolen the bottom of the old drunkard's box, after all, this was not a glorious thing.

But when the two walked out of the cellar with a smile, when they looked up, they saw Liu Ling's body without mosaic again.

I saw Liu Ling's face full of anger, glaring at them while rubbing her buttocks, and seeing that the two of them were stunned, she yelled: "You two brutes!" Fell to my death and want to steal my wine? ”

The two saw that Liu Ling was a little guilty, but they immediately returned to the state of giggling, because they knew that Liu Ling, an old drunkard, although he was troublesome about everything, but he didn't pick the door, and he once said to the two of them that wine should be drunk with others to have a charm.

So Zhang Shifei said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be so badly injured." ”

After finishing speaking, he looked at Liu Ling's buttocks, and sure enough, the skin was broken, so he said to the fat man again: "Look at you, how careless, apologize to others." ”

The fat man looked at Liu Ling and forced a smile, and then said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, God proved that I really didn't mean it, so what, you see that we are also very busy, so let's go first?" ”

After that, the two turned around and wanted to slip away, but they didn't expect Liu Ling to shout behind them: "Don't go!" Put those two bottles down! ”

When Zhang Shifei heard it, he felt a little strange, and after getting along for half a year, this is not like Liu Ling's previous style? So he turned his head and asked, "What, Lao Liu, don't you tell you, don't you keep saying that everyone is happy when they drink wine?" ”

Liu Ling was a little speechless when he heard Zhang Shifei say this, he thought about it and said, "It's not that I won't give you a drink, those two bottles of wine can't be drunk!" ”

Zhang Shifei was a little puzzled, so he said, "Why? ”

The fat man said: "Lao Zhang, don't believe him, he must be reluctant to let us drink this wine, alas..."

When Liu Ling heard this, he became a little angry, and only heard him say: "Regardless of the two of you, drink if you want!" Don't blame me for not reminding you both, drink it right here if you want to! ”

Zhang Shifei was a little hesitant when he saw Liu Ling like this, but Li Lanying didn't care about this, only to see him pick up a red bottle, and then said to Liu Ling: "Then I drank it?" ”

Liu Ling nodded, in fact, the two of them took this wine purely in the hearts of children, and they felt that stealing things was very exciting, and the two were not very interested in the wine itself, so when Liu Ling asked them for it, it aroused the fat man's fun-loving surname, originally he wanted to pay it back, but when Liu Ling said this, he wanted to tease the old guy.

He pretended to uncork the bottle, then brought it to his lips and asked, "I'll tell you if I really drank it." ”

Liu Ling waved her hand impatiently: "Please, please." ”

The fat man didn't think much about it, so he put the bottle to his mouth and took a sip, and after this mouthful, the fat man spit it out, Li Lanying saw that the fat man vomited and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The fat man raised his head and looked at Liu Ling suspiciously, saying, "This... ”

Liu Ling gloated and said: "You deserve it, if you don't let you take you, who can you blame?" ”

Fat Li opened the remaining bottle, smelled it, it was also water, this is really strange, why does this old drunkard put two bottles of water in the dark compartment?

The two looked at Liu Ling with some puzzlement, and after the exhibitionist burped, he took the three bottles and said to the two: "Look at what I'm doing, go, go to the wine cellar and get a jar of white medicine, I have to drink something to cure my poor ass, if you have anything to say, go into the house and talk about it." ”

After finishing speaking, he swaggered into the house, obviously, he was not angry because the two of them stole wine, the two felt that this thing was very strange, and looked at the sky It was still early, so they went into the wine cellar according to Liu Ling's words and took out a large jar of 'white medicine wine', and then walked into the house.

Exhibitionist Liu Ling put on his clothes at this time, and then sat down with his left buttocks, and three large bowls had already been placed on the ground, saying that they were big bowls, but in fact they were the size of a basin.

In fact, the reason why he and the two brutes can mix so well is mostly because of the amount of alcohol, originally, the easiest place for men to have proletarian friendship is on the wine table, this is the truth of the truth, born as a northeasterner, the temper of the two is naturally on the opposite side of this old guy.

Li Fatzi opened the jar of wine, filled the bowl one by one, and then sat on the ground with Zhang Shifei, the three of them didn't say anything, Liu Ling and Li Lanying picked up the bowl, and Zhang Shifei inserted the bird's head into the bowl, and walked one first.

After a bowl of wine, the three of them opened the conversation.

Zhang Shifei was very interested in the two bottles of water, so he asked Liu Ling: "I said Lao Liu, what are those two bottles, you won't hide the two bottles of water idlely, right?" ”

Liu Ling sighed when she heard Zhang Shifei say this, and then picked up the two red wine bottles, stroked the bottles carefully, and looked at his expression, cautious and cautious, as if he was stroking the back of a naked woman, which was completely inconsistent with his usual sloppy exhibitionist image.

I heard him not directly answer the questions of the two, but said, "You two have taken a closer look at the wine shelf after entering the wine cellar." ”

The two nodded, so Liu Ling said again: "You two are actually really deadly, I don't dare to move this bottle in the sky, aren't you two afraid of death?" ”

This grandson has diverted the topic, I'm sorry! Zhang Shifei thought about it.

So he said, "Why, is that wine poisonous?" ”

Liu Ling smiled, and then said: "Of course it's not poisonous, but the reason why it's called the heavenly realm is because as long as you take a sip, you will have an illusion, which will make people keep shaking their heads, feeling as if they are in the sky." ”

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying are embarrassed, yes, this old grandson, isn't it just a big cigarette and wine, what a heavenly room, depressed, the two suddenly lost interest in the bottle of white, skating and eating meat, the two have never touched.

So Li Lanying said: "I said Lao Liu, your hobby is too weird, is it interesting to fix these old dangerous goods?" ”

Liu Ling laughed, then took another sip of wine, and said: "Born Liu Ling is famous for wine, this is the only fun in my life, naturally interesting, by the way, I don't bother today, do you want to know the door of wine?" ”

Zhang Shifei listened to this old drunk ask him, thinking to himself why this old thing is talking so much today, is it stupid? So he said casually: "I don't want to, it's too troublesome." ”

This sentence is obviously learned from Liu Ling, the two of them want to drink some wine at this time and then flash out, and it is not interesting to talk so much nonsense with an old man.

Which Cheng thought that after Liu Ling heard Zhang Shifei say this, he actually laughed, and the two of them who laughed wondered in their hearts, thinking that this drunkard would not be smoking.

Liu Ling didn't smoke, but after he finished laughing, he said repeatedly: "Okay! Good! Just don't want to know! The highest level of this wine is not to know, not to think about anything, come, drink!! ”

Zhang Shifei was a little speechless, he didn't expect that he could grow a gourd by planting flowers unintentionally, so he didn't explain, so he took another sip, and after Li Lanying filled the wine of the three of them, he asked Liu Ling: "Hey, Lao Liu, you haven't answered the two of us about what I asked you just now, what's the matter with those two red ones?" ”

Liu Ling looked at the two of them, and then rubbed her buttocks and said, "This matter is very troublesome, so I'll make a long story short." ”

Speaking of this, he paused for a moment, then picked up a red bottle, and then said lightly: "I'm a person, I haven't had any hobbies since I was born, I only love to drink, so I want to taste all the best wine in the world, but I didn't think that some of my thoughts when I was drunk actually inadvertently peeped into the 'Heavenly Dao', so God sent a god to cross me, and it didn't take long for me to come to Yingzhou." ”

Zhang Shifei looked at Liu Ling's appearance, and couldn't imagine that this old grandson's luck was so good, drinking not only could he drink a sense of superiority, but he also drank to become an immortal, where can people reason with it?

Liu Ling continued: "It was that immortal who let me stay in this Yingzhou, because from the moment I was beaten with wine, I vowed to be the person who knows the most about wine and tastes wine in the world, but when I met that fairy, I realized that I didn't fully understand wine." ”

Li Lanying put down the sea bowl in her hand, and then asked, "What do you say?" ”

Liu Ling said with a somewhat painful expression: "In this world, people are classified, divided into three, six, nine, etc., wine is like people, wine is also classified, divided into four products and five streams, although I have tasted it all over and knows its surname, but the fairy saw that I was arrogant, and actually threw me a book, I was shocked after reading it, it turned out that there was still wine I had not drunk!" ”

Zhang Shifei saw Liu Ling's solemn expression and knew that he was addicted to alcohol, so he asked him, "What book?" ”

Liu Ling thought for a while, and then two words popped out of her mouth: "Nine Classics." ”

Alcohol? Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were stunned, is this thing still a book?

Liu Ling said: "The Nine Classics record all the famous wines and brewing methods in the world, many of which I have never heard of or seen, so I was ecstatic at that time, and vowed to brew all these wines, I am now a half-immortal body, all the materials will appear when I think about it, so I made the wine on the wine shelf, but it is ãƒģãƒģãƒģãƒģãƒģ"

At this time, Zhang and Li were intrigued by Liu Ling's story, so they asked, "What's just that?" ”

Liu Ling touched the bottle in her hand, and then said, "There are two kinds of wine, which I didn't make after all." ”

After he finished speaking, he seemed to fall into deep thought, with a helpless face, Zhang Shifei saw him like this, so he asked, "Is it the name of these two porcelain vases?" What are these two wines called? Why can't you brew? ”

Liu Ling looked at the two of them with a complicated expression, and then said word by word: "Well, these are these two bottles, the names of these two wines, one bottle is called 'Forget', and the other bottle is called 'Possession'." ”

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