038 Women are not inferior to their eyebrows
Liu Meng followed behind Sister Feng and her party, turning left and right all the way around. It wasn't until I walked for nearly an hour, and then climbed a man-made hill, and a magnificent mountain villa loomed on the ridge, that I finally arrived at the place.
Seeing Sister Feng and her party coming back, the girls and mothers-in-law who stayed in the villa hurriedly greeted them. Sister Feng handed the scarlet cloak on her body to the little girl waiting on the side, and moved her muscles a little lazily. At this time, Liu Meng stood still and took a good look at the building.
I saw that the whole mountain villa is close to the mountain, the lofty pavilion is majestic, the floors are high, the green pine is blowing the eaves, and the magnolia is surrounded by bricks. In front of the delicate courtyard gate, on the path leading to the bottom of the mountain, a circle of sharpened wooden stakes was enclosed. What was once a resting place for climbing high and admiring the moon has now been slightly changed according to the topography to become a gorgeous and strong fortress!
Liu Meng just wanted to pretend to praise two sentences, but when he saw the plaque hanging high on the villa, he laughed when no one lived for a while. I saw three gilded characters written on the wide plaque, Ermao Palace.
Second Milk Palace? The place where Wang Xifeng lives is called the Second Wife Palace, but imagine who dares to raise Sister Feng to be the second wife? Even if you really eat the heart of a bear and a leopard gall, you must have that ability, you must know that Sister Feng's shrewdness and ability are not as good as thousands of men.
Seeing Liu Meng's rude and presumptuousness, who knew that Sister Feng was not only not angry, but also smiled, and said: "This place was originally a Tubi Villa, because I didn't have a place to live in the Grand View Garden, and I took a fancy to the good terrain here, so I chose to make a big camp." It's just that Sister Lin obtained the name of Tubi Villa, although chic (the name of Tubi Villa was originally Lin Daiyu's creation), but in the end it is not to my liking. It's just that when this plaque is hung up, I feel that something seems to be wrong. ”
"Yes, yes." Liu Meng replied with a wicked smile, but he didn't dare to tell her the explanation of the 'second grandmother' in Sister Feng hundreds of years later.
"Alright, let's stop standing. Three strangers, follow me into the palace. Sister Feng greeted Liu Meng and the others, saying that she had walked into the villa.
Entering the palace? Liu Meng subconsciously covered his crotch, glanced at Jamie, and had to follow in with a look of grievance.
After approaching the Tubi Villa, which is now the Second Mother Palace, whether it is Liu Meng from the mountain, or the modern and fashionable Jamie and Yinling, they can't help but open their eyes. I only smelled a burst of incense and hit my face, but I didn't know what the smell was, and my body was like being in the clouds. Everything in the room is dazzling and dizzy. (Hehe, this short paragraph is the original text of Grandma Liu's feelings when she first entered the Rong Mansion)
"Three strangers, please have tea." Liu Meng and the three of them sat down in the seats of the guests below, and then the little maid served fragrant tea.
At this time, Sister Feng sat on it, gently fiddling with the tea leaves floating in the teacup with the lid of the teacup, without even looking at Liu Meng and the others. It wasn't until a moment later that Fang slowly raised his head and said leisurely: "Three strangers can come to help me, I am naturally grateful." But the state has national laws, and the family has family rules, and no matter where you go, you can't mess with the rules, so I have to explain some things clearly. ”
"Second grandmother, please speak." Jamie said.
Sister Feng nodded, covered the teacup, and said, "The country has a monarch, the family has a family head, and there must be a leader in everything." Since they are now in my realm, no matter what abilities the three Inhumans have, they will be at my command! ”
"Otherwise......" Sister Feng suddenly turned her eyebrows upside down, "Please go back to the three of you, my small temple can't accommodate a big Bodhisattva!" ”
Where did it come from? Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but be surprised, could it be that Sister Feng, as the Zhengchai, had the right to expel these students from the checkpoint!
"The second grandmother of the chain is shrewd and capable, even if there are a hundred men, it is not as good as you, of course we are the second grandmother of the chain." Jamie couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, if he was expelled from the level, it would be directly equivalent to a failure of the mission, and he said to Sister Feng flatteringly.
Hearing what Jamie said, Sister Feng nodded with satisfaction, and then suddenly hid her face with a coquettish smile and said, "Why are the three strangers so restrained, how about trying this new tea that Jiangnan has just paid tribute to this year." ”
Liu Meng picked up the teacup, but couldn't help smacking his lips secretly, it was really not bad at all as written in the book. 'The mouth is sweet and the heart is bitter, and there are three knives on both sides. The top laughs, and the soles of the feet stumble. Bright is a pot of fire, dark is a knife! He's seen it today.
Liu Mengniu drank a bowl of fragrant tea in one gulp, then wiped his mouth and said directly to Sister Feng: "Second grandma, now we only know that we are here to help you do things." But what exactly to do is still a mess, and yours will be clear. ”
Seeing Liu Meng's question, Jamie and Yinling also looked at Sister Feng, but they were also confused.
Liu Meng acted and spoke so rudely and grotesquely, Sister Feng not only did not get angry, but laughed non-stop, and then said to Ping'er, who was standing on the side: "Ping'er, you explain it clearly to these three strangers, and it will be more convenient to act in the future." ”
"Yes, Second Grandma." Ping'er responded, and then turned to Liu Meng and the others, "It's actually nothing, it's just a play." The girls stayed in this garden all day, and they were already bored and panicked. Occasionally, I have a poetry club or something, and it's not very interesting for a long time. It just so happened that these Baoyu were stayed in the palace by King Beijing, saying that they wanted to teach and guide them in person from time to time, so that the girls would be even more boring. In the end, it was Tanchun's clever mind that he remembered such a novel way of playing. ”
"How do you play?" Liu Meng immediately asked.
"You are also anxious, and listen to me slowly." Ping'er glared at Liu Meng angrily, and then said, "Actually, it's nothing, it's a game that our grandmother, together with our concubine Niangniang, grandmother, eldest sister of our family, Miss Shi, Grandma Xiaorong of Dongfu, Miaoyu, and Miss Lin and Miss Bao in the house, are playing a game together." Twelve people, regardless of sisters-in-law, concubines, and sisters, each led ten old women, thirty little girls, and a big maid with them, and guarded their respective residences in the Grand View Garden, and learned from those men to guard the city. ”
"It's a novelty." Liu Meng pretended to say.
"There's something more interesting, listen to me." Ping'er laughed and continued, "Twelve people attack and defend at will, and each other takes the tooth order worn by the other coach, and those who lose the tooth order are eliminated. Until the end, only four people remained, that is, the top four. Then it was still offensive and defensive at will, but this time the goal was to grab the treasure jade in the post-80s Shaolin abbot. ”
"Grab Baoyu?" Liu Meng couldn't help but be stunned, "Didn't you say that Baoyu is now in the Beijing Palace, where is there another Baoyu?" ”
"This treasure jade is not the other treasure jade." Ping'er smiled mysteriously, and then said, "The Baoyu to be robbed this time is not the second master of the big living Bao, but the piece of psychic jade that Baoyu held in his mouth when he fell into his twins. ”
It turned out that this was the case, and everyone suddenly realized, and then they finally figured out what was going on.
After listening to Ping'er's explanation, Liu Meng had to use his brain again.
In other words, the task arrangement this time is that every three students belong to one Zhengchai, and then help her kill the other Zhengchai, or hold on, until in the end, there are only four Zhengchai left. And in the process, each student has to hunt down the other three students.
And now the twelve golden hairpins occupy a place in the enlarged version of the Grand View Garden as a base camp, and then each hairpin is equipped with a big girl, which is equivalent to a deputy general. Here are ten old women and thirty little girls as soldiers. In addition, each Zhengchai can also recruit three candidates who are different people as helpers.
At this time, Liu Meng suddenly thought that if he helped his Zhengchai to enter the top four and hunted enough three other students in the process, wouldn't the task have been completed, wouldn't he be able to leave the level?
If this is the case, then the next battle for Baoyu has nothing to do with the students who took the exam? But according to common sense, everything in the level is prepared for the students, and it doesn't matter how it is. And if so, what kind of relationship?
Thinking of this, Liu Meng couldn't figure it out, and since he couldn't figure it out, he shook his head and didn't think about it.
It's just that Liu Meng didn't expect that it would be so easy to complete the task! The first is to hunt down the other three students, and for this alone, at least three-quarters of the students will die! Then he helped his subordinate Zhengchai enter the top four, and this time, he directly eliminated two-thirds of the students! Although it is only two missions, less than 9 of the 36 students in this level can pass this time!
"Hey, that's right." Liu Meng suddenly slapped his forehead, and asked Sister Feng, "Since you are fighting, how can you find some little girls and old women, they can also fight?" ”
"Giggle......" Hearing Liu Meng say this, Sister Feng couldn't help but laugh again, "It seems that you look down on us women, but I can tell you that these mothers-in-law and girls under me are not ordinary, they all have their own skills." ”
"Each has his own skills?" Liu Meng was stunned for a moment, his eyes widening curiously.
Sister Feng nodded affirmatively and said, "Yes, each has its own skills." But as for the skills, giggles...... Ping'er, you better tell them. Saying that, Sister Feng couldn't help but laugh coquettishly.
Seeing that Sister Feng asked her to say, Ping'er also held back her laughter, coughed lightly and said, "You guys can listen well, I'll only say it once." The skill of the mother-in-law is chattering, and the skill of the little girls is to scratch their heads and make gestures. ”
"Babbling? Flame it up? Liu Meng and the three of them were all stunned, and couldn't help but be even more confused, could this be regarded as a skill? Can this also be used for war?
And when they wanted to ask again, Sister Feng and Ping'er had already burst into laughter, and they didn't bother to explain them in detail.
After a long time, Sister Feng stopped laughing, and then asked Liu Meng and others: "What about the three of you, but also report to the family and tell you what good skills you have." ”
"Me?" Liu Meng grinned, "The ability is strong!" ”
Jamie smiled, "The villain has just learned some rough kung fu." ”
Seeing that Liu Meng and Jamie had already finished introducing themselves, Yinling also hurriedly said, "I'm faster." ”
Sister Feng nodded quietly after listening, obviously having a plan in her heart.
"After we are done, what about you?" Liu Meng belongs to the kind of person who dares to open a dyeing workshop if he is given three points of color, and when he saw that Sister Feng was very good at herself, she immediately kicked her nose and asked, "What good skills does Sister Ping'er have?" ”
"We?" Sister Feng couldn't help but be stunned, she became more and more interested in this somewhat stupid and bold man, "As for us, we naturally have our own abilities." It's just that...... Giggles, but now I won't tell you. ”
;