"Ao," Uncle Li didn't speak for a while, lowered his head and thought for a while, and suddenly said: "The ghosts you met today are called ghosts, most of these ghosts are the masters who eat, drink, prostitute, gamble, smoke, cheat, steal, and do bad things before death. ”

However, they were afraid that they would be caught by the ghosts, and in that case the torture they would suffer would be a hundred times more cruel than that of the little hell, so they came up with a bad trick, which was to suck the souls of the living to cover up their yin qi, and to put it bluntly, they were to get a fake temporary residence permit to cover up the trouble. As for what you said about the ghost sucking the girl's brain, that place belongs to the six spirits of people, in fact, it should be the heavenly spirit of the seven spirits, the mind and wisdom of the Lord alone, it seems that even if the girl wakes up in the future, because she loses the heavenly spirit, I am afraid she will become a fool. ”

his uncle, it's a shame that the dead fat man can see that guy, otherwise, wouldn't the master also become a demented and stupid Yokoto Keiji now? You're a ghost, if you let the master touch you again, you will have to hit your face full of peach blossoms, or you don't know where to hit the salt, where to hit the salty vinegar, where to beat the sour Sanlu milk powder, where to save money.

"How far is the place where you eat barbecue from the Kin Hing Hotel?" Uncle Li Leng Ding said.

"It's not far, about 3 or 4 hundred meters."

"No wonder," Uncle Li sneered, "it's not strange. ”

"Why?" The fat man and I asked in unison. In the words of the fat man, it is really a tacit understanding.

"Because, there is a bureau in Jianxing Hotel, a bureau that specializes in raising corpses and ghosts. The Yin Qi of that realm is extremely heavy, so those wandering spirits and wild ghosts will be attracted to somewhere. Uncle Li's eyes widened violently, which really scared me and the fat man.

Jianxing Hotel, a first-class heaven and earth with catering, hotels, and bathing in one body, will be a bureau specializing in raising corpses and ghosts, Uncle Li, can you make a little more evil, more violent, and more urinous than this?

My day, Liu Yihong, what kind of heart do you two have, give Uncle Li a fake bar that is full of plasticizers and forgets to mix water?

"Uncle Li, are you okay, haven't you sobered up yet?" I made a gesture to touch Uncle Li's head, but Uncle Li kicked it open.

"Well, it's not early, I should go home and sleep." The fat man was not stupid, and he saw that Uncle Li was hindered by his presence, and some things were inconvenient to say, so he wanted to leave.

"Sleep with your uncle, look outside, the uncle and aunt who practiced in the morning have already come out and started to walk, you don't have to teach today." I glanced at the fat man, and felt that this fat guy had a big heart, and the whole master who was not stingy, just this beating, where could he be a teacher, no wonder now this parent cares whether the conditions at home are good or not, and they are crying and shouting to send their children to extracurricular cram schools, this time I understand, dare to love is all Wang Yifei's grandson? ? Children taught by this kind of teacher are considered to be excellent in character and learning if they do not rob the bank when they leave school.

"Yes, Yifei, don't go, you can deal with it here." As he spoke, Uncle Li took out 20 yuan from his pocket and handed it to me, "Xiao Kai, go, buy some soy milk and big fruits, hurry up, your uncle and I have vomited out our stomachs, and we are about to starve to death." ”

I took the money and just wanted to go out, but Uncle Li suddenly remembered something, and called me back again, a pair of small eyes full of eyes flashed like a smile: "Boy, take it out." ”

"What, uncle, how can I see that the way you look at me is wrong, you, your old man won't be playing with a broken back." I was almost embarrassed by this old thief, and my men subconsciously blocked the "key points" in front of the next three roads.

"Where do you put that hand, pretending to be a Tota Li Heavenly King?" Uncle Li laughed, "What are you pretending to be confused, take out the money that Liu Yihong is filial to your uncle and me, who are your uncle and me, that is the master of the grass, even if I don't pick up the money when I go out, I will lose it, and I will be stunned to play with me." ”

Oh, I breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly smiled at the face: "What, this is not just talking about business, forgetting about the money, the money is not lost, it's all here, you put it on hold, it's okay to buy some viagra or something, it's idle and busy." ”

After speaking, I rushed out of the door with a standard turn and three-step layup, and the moment the door closed, I clearly heard the muffled sound of Uncle Li's copycat version of brand-name travel shoes hitting the door panel.

"Fists are afraid of being young and strong, and broken shoes are afraid of old wolves, and they really live up to their reputation." I secretly admired it, and went to buy breakfast.

If you want to say that Uncle Li is an old thing, a typical cold on the outside and hot on the inside, don't look at his face for a day pretending to be a ghost, hanging a child, a hanging look in the game world, but I can see it, or should I say that I feel it, he really misses me, although he still can't forget to hurt me from time to time.

Let's take this encounter with ghosts as an example, I was really scared at the time, but after a few days, I almost forgot about it, after all, I have been dealing with these ghosts and ghosts since I was a child, and I seem to have immunity, and I don't think ghosts can really do anything to me.

However, Uncle Li thought about it very seriously for a few days, and then took out the watch he used to pick up girls again, and later estimated that he also saw my difficulties, afraid that I would be chased by a group of children when I went out with this watch. I thought I was the male number one who grew up in Ben10 (Ben10 is an American anime where the protagonist has a watch that can make him transform).

The old guy pondered for a long time, and then he stomped his foot and bit his back molars, and turned out a piece of green from a wooden box that looked old, buried it (Northeast dialect: dirty), like jade but not jade, and a round bead with a small hole in the middle, and let me wear it, saying that it was a spiritual object blessed by the Cangyang Gyatso Lama, which could resist the yin qi on my body and avoid provoking dirty things.

It can be seen that this thing is very precious to Uncle Li, but I didn't care too much, and said that the lama was unreliable when he heard the name, wrong, wrong, he didn't have a whole pair, I still dare to count on him to help the emergency, how big is that heart.

However, it is rare for Uncle Li to make a lot of blood (Northeast dialect: refers to breaking the fee, spending money), and that little bead looks a little old, I thought, whether it works or not, get it first, maybe you can buy it at the Beijing auction in the future.

However, when I took the bead from Uncle Li's hand, or to be precise, I obviously felt that Uncle Li was trembling, and I guess I was distressed.

During the period, Uncle Li and I went to the small western-style building twice, and looked at those ghost meat balls, it is said that some ghost meat balls have complete bodies and souls, and can be sent to the underworld for reincarnation, but Uncle Li burned several gold-level jade seals for the judge of the Ten Palaces of Hades (similar to the detention center's exchange of custody and other things, to the effect that the ghosts' karma in my place has almost been transformed, you should take it back, as for the eight major hells and sixteen small hells after taking it back, Or go into the pool of blood, die in vain, or be reincarnated, you can see and do). However, there was no reply.

I asked Uncle Li how he would reply if the ghost guards replied, and Uncle Li pointed to the red doors that made my heart palpitate, saying that if the ghost guards of that temple were going to pick up people, the names of the ghosts that would be received would be displayed on the red doors of the corresponding hall.

However, the name was not written with a pen, but a seal spelled out by a blood-red ghost cockroach from hell, and it was not written in the second half of the night on the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar every month. Between 5 o'clock, Uncle Li will put a brazier in front of each red door with the seal of a ghost cockroach and burn paper, and send money to the ghost pawn.

At this time, the red doors with ghost cockroach seals will slowly and silently open, and then those ghost meat balls will walk into the red doors with their names as if they were participating in a masquerade ball, wearing white robes, as if they were hypnotized. When the last ghost disappears into the red door, the door slowly closes, everything is calm, and the ghost cockroaches disappear without a trace, as if they never came.

As soon as I heard this, I immediately came to my senses, and asked Uncle Li: "What's inside the red door, do you see the ghost pawn?" ”

Uncle Li's eyes widened: "You are purely a toilet card (Northeast dialect: fall) heel, and you are not far from death ()." Hey, hey, hey, in fact, I really peeked at it before, but it turned out to be all fucking foggy, and I couldn't see anything clearly, I just wanted to take a closer look, and I felt that my legs wanted to go in uncontrollably, but I was scared to pee, and I didn't dare to laugh at it again (Northeast dialect: try, experience). ”

I looked at those red doors, and my heart was mixed, and the red doors that exuded an evil luster made countless people separated forever, which was really cruel. However, at that time, I was far from expecting that one day in order to save my beloved woman, I would walk into one of the red doors without hesitation, and experience so many life and death trials that even the tribulations of my next life were forepaid in advance. Of course, this is a later story, and I will show it later.

But at that time, my mentality was still very relaxed, people are like this, I don't think I have experienced things personally. I'm the same, after all, I haven't personally experienced the weird scene of the ghost swap, so I don't feel anything remarkable, and I actually asked Uncle Li a very hanging question very casually: "Uncle Li, why do you want to burn paper money before the red door opens?" ”

"Ever heard the old saying that money makes a ghost grind? You think the red door is an electronic door, and it opens with the push of a button. Tell you, the door is controlled by a stone mill, only if the imp pushes the stone mill hard, the door will open, don't give money, grandma, that imp will kill you, just don't open the door, angry with you, what can you do. ”

I couldn't hold it back, and looked at Uncle Li with a smile: "Uncle, that little ghost is your uncle, why is it the same as you, you know that death requires money, hehehehe......"

As a result, I was slapped by Uncle Li on the buttocks, I deserved it, it was purely self-inflicted, didn't the old saying go, the mouth is not forced to wave, sooner or later it will be fucked, and it is not wrong.