Chapter Twenty-Four: The Life of a Moth
At that time, my monthly living expenses were 500 yuan, and the price of a plate of stewed pork ribs with potatoes was about 35 yuan near the school, and a week was seven days, seven times thirty-five, plus the total amount of errands and absenteeism sent directly to her downstairs was 245 yuan, which was equivalent to half of my monthly food expenses.
Sure enough, she was treating me as two hundred and five, I was looking at her, calculating in my heart how this little girl's arithmetic was so good, to be honest, I really even found a step to hug her tightly first, and then used the gravity of the earth and multiplied by the gravitational force of the universe, plus I and her weight multiplied by two turbo to perform an invincible Hot Wheels heart.
However, I still had the heart of Hot Wheels and did not have the courage of Hot Wheels, and finally succumbed to her silver power and was forced to agree to this condition.
Anyway, she always saved my life, it's true, although I'm timid, a little stuffy, but I'm not stupid, I understand, although this Su Yidan is hot and cold, has a weird personality, and is a bit barbaric, but she is very kind, you know, not every woman has the courage to take off her clothes in order to save a man who hasn't said a few words, although it's a bit evil to say this, but it's true, she can actually leave me and find a person to take off and watch me being eaten by those ghosts. But she didn't.
I was very grateful to her, and I was very touched, I don't know how to describe the feeling at the time, but because of the way we talked, I also said thank you to her, but she seemed to be very reluctant to listen, she wanted something practical.
Two hundred and forty-five dollars to buy a life, although my life is said to be quite cheap, but how to think about it is worth it.
When I went back to the dormitory, I found that Liangzi and Zhuzi had not returned, and Sun Jialiang was the only one in the dormitory frowning.
And I was so tired because of the rebirth after the catastrophe that I felt as if my body was about to fall apart when I was just relieved, so I fell asleep on the bed.
It seems that I slept really unjustly, and when I had breakfast the next day, I saw Li Songzhu and Jia Mingming, both of whom stood around the company commander with a white face, as if they were gods, and the company commander lectured and severely criticized Jia and Li for running away from bed and drilling the grass to do some sneaky things last night, and he especially emphasized the four words sneaky.
Originally, I wanted to report on the company commander's incident last night, but when I saw the female comrades in the cafeteria all bowed their heads, I knew that they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and they were all holding back there.
Since then, Jia Mingliang and Li Songzhu have not found a girlfriend for a long time, and as long as they walk around the campus together, there will always be some women with glasses and cartoon cat ornaments on their mobile phones pointing and whispering behind their backs with strange smiles.
In fact, I was holding back in the cafeteria at the time, and I didn't dare to laugh.
Because I know that the military training is over soon, it's not a big deal at all, it's a lot of training after a lot of training, and ...... It was really funny.
This is the end of the military training, before leaving, we asked for the parallel bars squad leader's phone, during this period of time, as if we have been in a relationship, we shook hands with him one by one, and finally the collective military salute goodbye, then got in the car, left here.
When the bus passed by the west gate, I looked at this gate, in the sunny day, it looked only a little old, and the sentry posts on both sides stood in the spirit of soldiers, of course, it was alive, the two large rectangular flower beds outside the door were full of flowers, and it looked full of life.
I looked out the car window and was in a trance for a moment, and I intuitively felt that what happened that night was like a dream, who would have thought that in this neat and serious barracks, day and night would feel like two worlds?
Forget it, don't think about it if you can't figure it out, I said to myself.
The bus drove back to our school, and we finally took off our cheap camouflage uniforms, wrapped up the short life in the military area, and returned to the world that should belong to us.
And Li Songzhu and Jia Mingliang didn't take this matter to heart, but then forced me to invite them to a meal, during the banquet, Jia Mingliang scolded the company commander for being too faceless and kicked me and said, why is your grandson so lucky that he was not caught?
After he said this sentence at that time, Sun Jialiang on a table frowned, but he was not asleep at that time.
How did they know, in fact, their luck was good, in comparison, I was simply carrying the unlucky cutting wire, and the unlucky with lightning all the way.
They were trained in the sky, but what about me, I was almost eaten by a ghost! And by mistake, I was saved by a 'bad girl' with a tattoo on the back.,Although I saw a little fragrant clip.,But the price is now to send food to others like a slave every day.。
When I thought of this, I immediately drank a beer, and then I figured out, yes, I am the most unlucky, why should I invite them to dinner! There's no more Wang Fa!
When they saw that my face was cloudy and sunny, sometimes bright and sometimes sad, Bamboo asked me, "What's wrong, unhappy?" Alas, let me tell you, don't be upset, why don't we try to change positions next time? It's enough to let you go, so you can laugh secretly. ”
I looked at him with a helpless smile on my face, and I thought to myself, what is the chance? If there is such an opportunity to exchange next time, then I can still laugh secretly? You want to say that I secretly burned paper for you, and I believe it.
However, I still didn't say what was in my heart, I just smiled and said: "No, I'm not upset, I'm really grateful to my brother for helping me block the knife, don't say anything, come and drink more, what waiter!" That's right, just call you sister, please make a pork ribs stewed potato again, pack a jacket! ”
I didn't tell the brothers in the dormitory what I experienced that night, the reason is very simple, to say that the buddies were really cowardly that night, which makes me a little embarrassed to say, after all, I am still a man, and there is Su Yidan's matter, I thought to myself, no matter what I said, it is a bit immoral to publicize her affairs everywhere without people's consent.
But later, when I delivered food to Su Yidan, I told her about it, and her reaction surprised me, she said to me, "You say, it's okay, they won't believe it anyway." ”
Indeed, this thing is indeed too mysterious, if it were on me, my roommate didn't return overnight and told me the next day that he accompanied a woman with a long ass and round legs to hunt ghosts and demons last night, and at the end he took the time to be pushed by the woman's breasts, I wouldn't believe it.
This world is sometimes so strange, if you want me to tell them that I opened a room with a woman, they can believe it, but if you want to say that I went with a woman to catch ghosts, they don't believe it, it's so ironic.
In fact, when I was in high school, I fantasized countless times about what college life was and how colorful and flavorful it would be, but I never imagined that college life was a big deal.
The senior sisters are there, and there are good-looking ones, but most of them have boyfriends, and they don't want to walk with a fragrance as rumored to be so windy, I used to walk on campus, and I have passed them countless times, and they do have to dress up better than freshman girls, but I also understand that they don't dress up for me.
College life is so dull, the only difference from high school is that there is less time in class, no one cares about you, the teacher treats you as a friend, the relationship with different surnames is legalized, the instructors have taught you to pick up girls, the time to get up in the morning is getting later and later, the time to sleep at night is getting less and less, the time to watch other people's eyes is getting more and more diligent, the food in the school cafeteria is becoming more and more tasteless, the goal of life seems to be blurred, and the spirit and time used to play games in front of the computer are becoming more and more diligent.
That's probably it.
I still don't have a girlfriend, my brother is one, and I spend my poor youth in my bedroom and Internet café all day long through online games and hairy films.
In fact, at that time, there seemed to be no one in the college dormitory who didn't watch Mao films, this seems to be a kind of culture, and it is also a trend, although I blushed a little when I first saw Ye Yuqing, but it is not strange after a long time, indeed, there is a saying called accumulation, at least at the end of the first half of my freshman year, when I watched Mao films, I never had the idea of 'It's a pity that such a beautiful girl does something'.
I think that's a sign of maturity in a way.
I'm a little eager for love, in fact, we are very eager to be smashed on the lid of the heavenly spirit by the big pie of love, and the meat and vegetables are smashed.
However, we don't seem to have that fate, I don't know how to say it when I have goods in my heart, and Li Songzhu has goods in my mouth, how can he belong to Jia Mingliang in the eyes of those girls, Jia Mingliang is the same.
Fate is so unreliable, the first person in our bedroom to get out of the group is Sun Jialiang, a wicked animal whose head is full of forehead lines because he frowns most of the day, where is the reason?
The most pitiful thing seems to be bamboo, he sighed that when he started school, even though he was full of ambition to soak in the freshman beauty to compete for the first silver demon in the year, but he was labeled by those cranky women with abnormal surname orientation, so that in the end, he said that he was with Jia Mingming, a strong man with five big and three thick, stared at him and wanted to cry without tears.
I remember that there is a day, the school to carry out the dormitory culture week, each dormitory to write a slogan or couplet about the current situation of life, bamboo is our 306 dormitory talent, and also write a good hand, so this difficult task was handed over to him, when he received this notice, bamboo just stood up from the computer, he looked back at his hard drive, and then silently poured some ink into a leftover empty lunch box, dipped it in a wolf cloud, and then waved it on a long piece of paper, His movement of holding the pen is like a cloud of water, the posture of writing seems to be flying up in the fog, in one go, a pair of couplets in black and white is catchy, he wrote: A piece of paper for the cloth, who knows that the left hand is my wife.
After writing, except for his grandson, who laughed, the three of us were silent, especially Zhuzi, who stared at his Mobao for a long time, closed his eyes, and there seemed to be tears sliding under the corners of his eyes.
A good A film is a matchmaker, and the tissue paper is a wedding dress. I looked at the slogan he wrote, and there was a strong resonance in my heart, and the resonance did not seem to refer to me, when the most popular slogan was voted for, our dormitory was far ahead, but the school ignored it and pretended to be deaf and dumb, as if it was a blind man, and awarded the 200 yuan prize to a stupid dormitory who wrote what 'strive to rectify the style and appearance of the room, and insist on doing a good job in civilized life'.
We had nowhere to reason with this, so we had to let him go with the wind, and the couplet, which was pasted on both sides of the door of our dormitory, was not replaced by posters of Zhang Jingchu and Avril until much later.
And Su Yidan, I was actually quite extravagant at the beginning, I was actually quite extravagant to have something to do with her, you know, aren't they all written like this in those online novels, the little girl meets the young man, if the little girl doesn't fall in love with the young man and doesn't fight with the young man, then he is not a little girl.
However, a novel is a novel after all, that little girl really didn't like me as a young man, as I said before, Su Yidan is just a life dominated by interest, except for the week when she was brought food, I basically have nothing to say to her, and occasionally I met in class, and it was just a couple of greetings, of course, I greeted her, and her attitude was lukewarm, as if we hadn't had that kind of relationship at all.
At least for me, what happened that night should be called 'that kind of relationship', but Su Yidan didn't think so, so we still maintained a lukewarm relationship, but I could also see that she was at least still talking to me, and she ignored some people in the class.
I really don't understand how her surname was refined, is it because she lives in a different world than us? Sometimes during class, I would casually look at her back and wonder what kind of past she had.
Actually, it's just the same thing, I was a little uncomfortable in the two days I came back from the army, but after a long time, there was nothing new, I think, in fact, there is no difference whether there are ghosts in this world, after all, we usually can't see it, after all, it has nothing to do with me.
As for the West Heavenly Gate of that unit, what shepherd urges luck, it has something to do with me, I live well, isn't it better than anything? I really don't understand why I had so many unwanted thoughts that night, but I just thought about it, and the sun still rose every day, which didn't look very mellow.
There is also the question, why did I fall into the evil that night, and whether the story of the yellow skin in my house is true, and whether it has anything to do with my evil spirit, I don't dwell on it, because I can't get tangled up with it.
In this state, winter is coming, and for students, winter seems to be two festivals, one New Year's Day and one Christmas, and after these two festivals, it will be a holiday.
I counted the days day by day, thinking about going home as soon as possible during the holidays, but before I could do it, just as the holidays were approaching, another terrible thing quietly came, so that I once again experienced the horror and despair that was cold to the bone marrow............
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