When I learned that the guy in front of me was not a ghost but a classmate, my anxious glass heart settled down temporarily, however, a new question arose, how could this Su Yidan appear in this place at this time? How could he appear behind me for no reason, and finally be scratched by me for no reason?

What I caught in my hand just now, it should be the breasts, it should be it, and other than that, there shouldn't be anywhere else on her body that is so soft and the right size, right?

When I thought of this, my face turned red.

And after Su Yidan withdrew her hand, she didn't seem to intend to pay attention to me, she turned around, took out her mobile phone and dialed a number, and then whispered into the phone: "Hey, senior brother, well, I saw it, it was indeed the same as we thought, ah, it's okay, it's going well, it's just that I met a stupid person just now and scared me." ”

Hearing her say this, I subconsciously turned my head to look around, but I didn't see where Silly Bi was.

Su Yidan whispered into the phone for a while, then hung up, and turned to look at me, she said to me, "Tell me, why are you in ...... Afraid. ”

She looked at me, before she finished speaking, suddenly her face turned red, and then turned her head again, I thought to myself what was wrong with her, but this thought just came up, a cool breeze blew, and suddenly my crotch was cold, only then did I know that I had opened the door for so long, and the guy had been on outside, at that time I really wanted to find a hole to get into, it was too embarrassing, but when I thought about the environment and conditions at that time, I had to put on my pants, and then I stammered to Su Yidan: "Ahh

Su Yidan turned around, looked at me angrily and funny, and then said to me: "Yao Yuan, you don't want to pee at night, why are you here?" Please tell me quietly. ”

Her voice is not so good, she has a lot of confidence, unlike the girls in our college who speak with a very thin voice, her voice sounds like a gentleman, but thanks to her, otherwise I just doubted that I would be scared to death, now anyway, there is a big living person around me, and my heart is a lot more settled, listening to her ask me so, I blushed and briefly told him why I am here, and after I finished speaking, I said to her again: "That's it, I was scared to death just now, What about you, why are you here? ”

Su Yidan looked at me, and then said to me: "I want to say that I also came out to go to the toilet, will you believe it?" ”

I shook my head, nodded again, and then said to her, "I can't believe it, tonight is too evil, and it scared me to pee just now." ”

As soon as she heard me say this, she was so amused that she smiled and said to me, "What can I say about you...... But Yao Yuan, don't lie to me, look at your hand just now, I'm surprised, you should be the same as me, why don't you dare to tell the truth? ”

What was my hand? She said I just had that hand?? Which hand? I looked at her, wondering in my heart, could it be the hand I had just knocked her down? No way! Although I was frightened just now, but now that I think about it, the style of that hand is really cool, it should be my first chest experience, etc., she said that I am the same as her, is she also ......?

I found that this face has not disappeared since I blushed just now, but it has become more and more red, and now you have to give me a mirror, I guess I can compete with Guan Erye.

So I was embarrassed and said, "No, no, it's not what you think, I, I just feel very soft, hell, what did I say?" ”

"It's soft?" Su Yidan was stunned again, she recited these two words twice before she reacted, only to see her snort a little shyly, and then said to me: "Come less, it's boring for you to be like this again, I didn't expect you to be so shameless, dare to do it, dare not admit it." ”

I didn't dare to admit anything, I couldn't cry or laugh at once, but I thought about it, damn, she wouldn't be entangled with me because her breasts were touched by me, and she would die with me until she was old, right? Just like those TV series and cartoons, such as Mu Wanqing who was seen by Duan Yu on her face, such as the little dragon girl who was killed by Yang Guo (actually Yin Zhiping), or like the Sarala who was broken by Seiya, isn't it all the same, is this the legendary forced marriage?

Damn, if she really wants to force me to marry, then what should I do? Do I admit it, do I admit it, or do I still admit it? Okay, I only seem to admit it, anyway, I'm an old brother, and I already had the consciousness of ** in her just now, damn it, what am I thinking? Thinking of this, I hurriedly shook my head, thinking that after this night of fright, I found that my mind was getting more and more confused, and I began to think of some unrealistic questions.

And Su Yidan saw that I was stupid, so he said to me: "Don't pretend, Yao Yuan, I have been paying attention to you since the evening when the squad leader was telling the story, and judging from your method of breaking the ghost and blinding us just now, we can be regarded as people in the same way, what, you are a big man is not as good as me as a little girl, I am afraid that I will eat you, big brother." ”

Although I was very happy to be called by her eldest brother, I couldn't figure out what the 'fellow practitioner' in her mouth meant, so I scratched the back of my head, and then said to her: "I really didn't pretend, I admit that it was wrong for me to touch your chest just now, but I was frightened by you at the time, and I don't blame me...... And, besides, what do you mean by like-minded people, I'm really not a pervert, really. ”

After I finished speaking, I realized that I said the wrong thing, damn it, why do you say I can't speak like this, she said that we are fellow believers, and I said that I am not a pervert, doesn't the implication that she is a pervert? So I hurriedly waved my hand and explained to her, "No, no, that's not what I said...... Listen to me......"

To my surprise, after listening to my words, Su Yidan didn't get angry, she tilted her little head slightly and looked at me, as if she was looking at an alien, she might see that I didn't look like I was lying, so she asked me: "Aren't you an apprentice of the White Sect?" ”

White apprentices? White pie? After I heard him say this, I was stunned for a moment, I really heard the old lame man talk about this white faction when I was a child, and it seems that he was talking about 'Mr. Yin and Yang'.

As I said before, Mr. Yin and Yang refers to those folk aliens who can communicate with Yin and Yang with unique skills, they know a variety of things, but they do not belong to any sect, hidden in the folk, and use their own methods to help others, but, due to the big loopholes in this profession, it has led to the emergence of a lot of scammers who pretend to be gods and cheat people out of money, and they are caused by feudal superstition, so Mr. Yin and Yang They also have two factions, among which those who understand the real skills and eat with the real skills, He calls himself a white faction, which means 'innocent and worthy of his heart', and those liars who rely on their mouths to use their names to eat are called 'Lan Dao', Lan Dao is a homonym, that is, a lazy Taoist priest, who has no real ability and only knows the meaning of bragging and fooling people.

But this is all in the story that the old cripple told me, what's the matter, has Su Yidan also heard this story? So, at that time, I subconsciously said: "No, no, of course not, how can I be Mr. Yin and Yang?" ”

"And say you're not!" Su Yidan seemed to be a little angry, only to see her say to me: "If you don't, then how can you know what the Bai Sect apprentice is?" ”

Damn, doesn't this get more and more messy the more you explain, I even had the heart to slap myself at the time, thinking about why my mouth was so stupid, so I hurriedly said: "No, no, it's really not what you think, you listen to me...... The reason why I know these things is because ............"

So I told Su Yidan about my childhood experience to her, I told her that the reason why I knew these things was because an old lame man named Shao Yongxing told me, and after she listened, she still looked at me with some suspicion, and then said to me: "You really don't understand anything?" ”

"Pity me, girl." After wasting a lot of words, I finally made my words clear, and I was immediately relieved, and Su Yidan seemed to think it was quite interesting when she saw my relieved look, it was really strange, why did you say I had to explain this to her?

Su Yidan seemed to really believe it, but I saw her sigh to me: "The old man who told you these things is probably really a capable person." ”

"What kind of person can he be, you say that he is a poor man, I believe it, say that he is a capable man...... Well, I believe it too, he does do dance gods. I saw that the atmosphere was a little relaxed, so I said casually.

Su Yidan nodded, and then said to me: "Dancing God, well, it should be a shaman song, I have never seen the real one, and I will definitely visit if I have the opportunity." ”

After listening to Su Yidan's words, I thought in my heart, if you want to visit, you will probably have to wait, because the old lame man has already gone away, and it is estimated that it is not interesting for you to visit the tomb, but when I think of this, I suddenly remembered a very important question, that is, why does this Su Yidan know so much? She just said that she was a 'fellow practitioner' and said 'a disciple of the White School', could she be ............?

I hurriedly asked her, "By the way, how do you know these things?" And why did you come here late at night as a girl? ”

When Su Yidan heard me ask, he looked at me with an expression that seemed to be looking at an idiot, and then said to me with some disdain: "Are you really stupid or fake stupid, I said so much just now, and you understand some terms even if I don't explain them, don't you understand?" ”

No way! Can it be a little more mysterious? Do you dare to be a little more mysterious? What is this!! I grew up and looked at Su Yidan, in the dark night, she was thin and tall in camouflage costume, her long hair was tied in a ponytail, and she looked very blue, so I couldn't see what she had to do with Mr. Yin and Yang in those stories.

Moreover, is there a Mr. Yin and Yang in this world? That's not a story, big brother.

Is she crazy or am I crazy? Or are we both crazy? Otherwise, how could you not sleep in the middle of the night and grind your teeth and cough in this broken place? I don't blame me, after all, this is too much of a stimulus for me, but, just when I just wanted to refute her, I suddenly remembered what happened just now, although the time is short, but I did experience the legendary 'ghost blinding', it can be seen that the ghost covering the eyes is true, then, Mr. Yin and Yang is also ............?

Ahh

Su Yidan saw that I seemed to be going crazy, she was immediately angry and funny, she shook her head at me, and then said: "Okay, don't get entangled, it's still not a master, let me tell you, in fact, I'm not strictly speaking Mr. Yin and Yang, I'm just a junior apprentice of 'Thirteen Subjects', understand?" ”

I understand your uncle! I looked at Su Yidan, still wondering if I was dreaming, otherwise how could there be such a bizarre plot as a big beautiful girl in the class who came to visit me late at night and suddenly turned into Mr. Yin and Yang?

It's bizarre, but it's real, one summer when I was nineteen, in a supposedly haunted barracks where birds don't poop.

It was the first time I had said so much to a girl, and it was also the first time I had said so many things to Su Yidan, and at the same time, my worldview had changed dramatically for the first time.

So much so that after a while, I slowly accepted this fact, and the small-breasted girl in front of me really seemed to be a veteran of this school, that is, the character in those stories.

It seems that there are so many things in this world that I don't know.

Su Yidan told me that she was born in Shenyang, Liaoning Province, the three eastern provinces, her parents were divorced and not around, she was brought up by her grandmother, she was not in good health since she was a child, so her grandmother often led her to the temple to burn incense and pray, when she was thirteen years old, she once went to Shenyang Taiqing Palace (No. 16, Xishuncheng Street, Shenhe District) to burn incense, an old Taoist saw that she had a wisdom root, so he accepted her as an apprentice. This reason is actually quite, but she did tell me at the time.

She said that the old Taoist name is Xuanyi, it is said that Guo Shouzhen is the descendant of Guo Shouzhen, Guo Shouzhen is the founding patriarch of Northeast Taoism, and has a deep influence on the entire Northeast folk culture, but it is said that there are many apprentices of the old Tao, this Su Yidan is one of them, she just thought it was fun, so she entered this way, and then because of the hardship of practicing meditation, she didn't want to 'play anymore', the old Taoist saw that there was no way, and couldn't bear to let such a good seedling be blind, so he didn't teach her the orthodox cultivation method, but picked a method she liked to pass on to her.

It turns out that the Taoist priest is very knowledgeable, mountain, medicine, divination, life, and the five techniques of the phase are all universal, and he is really a generation of capable people, but let's say that the more capable people tend to have a more eccentric temper, just like Van Gogh who used to cut off his ears and paint, although this old Taoist is not crazy enough to cut off his ears and give them to Su Yidan to let her stay, but he also has a strange temper, and he often stumbles to the end for what he identifies, and now think about it, Ya is likely to be a paranoid.

So he led Su Yidan into the house in vain. Thirteen branches', and Su Yidan seems to really have some wisdom roots, learning things really quickly, it is said that she can prescribe Chinese medicine to herself in less than two years, and then she is under the door of the Xuanzhi Taoist, and she has also seen a lot of strange things, or because she thinks it is fun and exciting, so she is very happy about this evil thing, she has a very strange temper when she speaks, and it is estimated that she was brought bad by her master, that is, she only cares about the things she is interested in, and ignores everything that is boring, maybe this is the reason why she usually talks less to others, and the topics that girls usually talk about are really boring。

She was like a cat, and to be able to talk to me so much, she thought I was a funny guinea pig at best.

She told me that in fact, when she first came here, she paid some attention to the door, but she didn't come to investigate because she didn't have the opportunity, and last night she heard the parallel bars squad leader say that, which suddenly made her have a strong interest, so she couldn't sleep at night, and she wanted to understand this matter, so she took advantage of the time when everyone else was asleep and touched it. But it's really a way to break the ghost and cover my eyes, so I decided that I was also a fellow Taoist, so I wanted to have a Taoist friend to recognize, and then I was scared half to death.

That's about it.

After listening to Su Yidan's words, I almost didn't cry again, why do you say that my life is so bitter, I can recognize a 'Taoist friend' if I pee, where are so many Taoist friends!

No, no, it seems that my worldview is still too narrow, so I said a to Su Yidan: "What you said is true...... Why am I a little unconvinced? ”

Su Yidan looked at me with some disdain, and then didn't say anything, just grabbed my left hand casually, I felt a cold and soft feeling on my wrist, and subconsciously resisted, but who expected her hand to be very strong, and she didn't twitch for a while, about five seconds later, Su Yidan let go of my hand, and then said to me: "I've been dreaming a lot lately, do more exercise appropriately, eat more leeks, and it's best to put away the binoculars." ”

Oops!! My old face was red again, how did she know? So godly? No way? I swallowed and spit, and finally believed what she said, and now I can't believe it, at that moment I felt that I was simply ** in front of her, and her hand pulse was like reading memory, even our bedroom telescope knows, who can stand it?

So, I said to her with a dry mouth: "I am convinced, I am convinced, but how do you know that there is a telescope in our dormitory??" ”

Su Yidan smiled, and then said to me, "Because our bedroom is also expected to be telescope." ”

After finishing speaking, he didn't pay attention to me, but turned to look in the direction of the West Gate, and said to me as he looked: "Before I came, I heard the aunt in the dormitory say that it seems that there will be a large-scale inspection of the dormitory when I return from military training, and if I don't want to be confiscated, I should hide it quickly." ”

I was speechless for a moment, thinking about where this is, I always thought it was just a pervert in our men's dormitory, I really didn't think that it was the same in the women's dormitory opposite, while we looked at them with a silver smile on their faces, it turned out that they were also looking at us with a bad smile............

For a moment, I didn't know what to say, my previous worldview collapsed in an instant, so that I didn't know what to do for a short time, but just when I felt that it was a little inappropriate to be silent like this and continued to ask her about something, looking at the direction of the West Gate, Su Yidan suddenly lowered his voice and said to me: "Shh, don't talk, there's a good show to watch!" ”

(Two more over, this chapter of 5,000 words, is a little compensation for last night's change, thank you for your support, thank you!! ）

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