Chapter 138: Spoofing the ruffian
As soon as Yang Ying's words came out, the bald man's face was suddenly full of anger, and his bright and shiny bald head was full of bulging green tendons.
", kid TMD dare to curse us to death? Do you TMD try it again for the uncle? Behind the bald head, a tall, sloppy man said angrily.
The fat man also gasped on the side, this Yingzi clearly said that he had a way, why did he go up and provoke these people? Is he going to fight these people himself? The fat man frowned, and hurriedly stood behind Yang Ying, in case of a real fight, Yingzi's head would definitely not be enough for people to loosen their muscles. It's not that you can rely on magic weapons to fight zombies and ghosts, if you really recruit him for a while, it's better to ensure his safety first.
But at this time, Yang Ying was not nervous at all, just looked at the bald head in front of him with a smile.
"Damn, this kid still dares to laugh, believe it or not, your mother doesn't know you when I hit you with a fist!" A fat man wearing a big gold chain snorted angrily, "I advise you to hand over the money quickly, or I dare not guarantee that your handsome face will be beaten." ”
The bald man didn't speak, just stared at Yang Ying with cold eyes.
Yang Ying looked at the bald man in front of him meaningfully, and then laughed out loud.
"Boy, do you dare to laugh? You're fucking looking for death! "The yellow-haired ruffian with two thin, small eyes is about to rush up and fight.
The bald man stretched out his hand to stop him, and finally spoke. He clasped his hands in front of his chest and looked at Yang Ying angrily, "I said kid, what do you mean by that?" ”
Yang Ying smiled slightly, "Big brother, can you listen to me?" ”
"You say!" The bald man said only two words and continued to stare at him, as if to see what he was thinking.
"Tsk...... This is it...... It's not like I'm cursing you. What I say is true, but mine is all smoke for the dead, because ...... Because that's what I do! Yang Ying sighed and said.
"What are you doing?" The bald man frowned and asked.
"Of course it's the dead...... When this man is buried, I have to give him a cigarette...... You say, I'm not wrong......" Yang Ying said with a grin.
"......," the bald man mused, without saying a word, "all right...... Barely makes sense...... But...... Do you give this cigarette money or not? ”
When Yang Ying heard this, she smiled and said, "Give ...... How can you not give...... Right...... But ......"
"But what?" The bald man asked impatiently.
"But it certainly can't be considered cigarette money for you...... Even if it's tea money......" Yang Ying smiled, her eyes flashing with some playful brilliance.
"Okay...... Tea money is also fine...... Then you can bring the money. The bald man stretched out his hand.
Yang Ying put her hand into her satchel, took out a thick wad of banknotes and handed it to the bald man, judging from the thickness, there were 10,000 or 20,000 yuan.
For a while, this group of ruffians were dumbfounded, but they didn't expect to meet a fool and ask him for a thousand, and gave one or two thousand! The bald man was even more overjoyed, but he didn't expect to make half a month's business at once.
"Yingzi, how did you pay them back? That's the way you say? When the fat man saw Yang Ying take out the money, he was immediately angry, he really didn't expect Yingzi to give money to these ruffians.
"What's wrong with the money for a few big brothers? Where is so stingy? Yang Ying didn't care about the fat man, and said to the bald man, "Big brother, look...... Can we go? ”
The bald man only looked down and counted the money, then waved his hand impatiently and said, "Let's go...... Let's go......"
As soon as Yang Ying grabbed the fat man, he walked out, went straight to the side of the road, stopped a taxi and got in.
When the yellow-haired ruffian saw the two of them leaving, he asked the bald man, "Big brother, why did you let them go?" Maybe he's got some money in his bag! ”
The bald man glared at him and said, "You fucking know what a fart!" He gave it to us, we're fine, if you rob it hard, it's a robbery, and you're going to go to jail, understand? ”
The yellow-haired ruffian pursed his mouth and stopped talking, watching the bald man give everyone money.
As soon as the fat man got into the taxi, he asked Yang Ying angrily, "I said Yingzi, are you fucking rich in money?" Actually gave him money? ”
Yang Ying couldn't stop sneering and laughing, "Fatty, look at it!" ”
When the fat man heard Yang Ying's words, although he was still very angry, he had to sit in the car and look at the pavilion in the park.
At this moment, a group of people who were counting the money with their heads down suddenly found that the money in their hands had changed! Where is the red Grandpa Mao? It is clearly the green Jade Emperor Lao'er! The red banknotes turned into a bunch of penny coins!
"Holy! What's going on? The bald man was also stunned, and was dumbfounded when he looked at the large pile of dark coins in his hand.
"Boss, it was definitely that kid who deceived us with a trick just now!" The yellow-haired ruffian scolded, "Damn, they're right there!" ”
A group of ruffians rushed straight out of the park, straight for the two in the taxi.
As soon as Yang Ying saw them rushing out, she hurriedly shouted to the driver, "Master, go quickly, go straight to Xiangshan!" ”
As soon as the driver stepped on the accelerator, the taxi rushed out, leaving behind a group of angry and crazy little **.
"Yingzi, what the hell is going on? You've got a whole circle for me! The fat man scratched his head, thinking it was incredible. What the hell is going on, why did those people chase them out again?
"Haha...... Fatso...... The ones I gave them weren't money at all. Yang Ying smiled straightly.
"And what did you give them? I just saw that it was clearly a banknote! The fat man scratched his head and couldn't figure out what the situation was.
"I just used a trick, but I didn't expect even you to be deceived!" Yang Ying held her stomach and said, "What I gave them is a pile of dark coins!" ”
The fat man listened to Yang Ying's words, and also laughed out loud, "What? Stygian? Where the fuck did you get the Stygian coin? ”
Yang Ying breathed a long sigh of relief, wanting to calm his mood, "My bag was originally filled with rune paper, so there are also dark coins. I just touched the bag and saw the dark coin, and I thought of this trick. ”
The fat man imagined that those people must have darkened their faces when they saw the amiable Jade Emperor Lao'er in their hands, and when he thought of their appearance, the fat man couldn't help it anymore and laughed, "I said...... Yingzi ...... Your trick...... True Damage...... Those guys must be fucking mad...... Haha......"
"Haha...... Deserve! Say it's not good for them to mess with anyone, do you have to mess with the two of us? Yang Ying rubbed her stomach and said, "I've already said it, I only smoke the dead, so I can only give them the dead money, right?" ”
"Okay, you're still ruthless enough, not only did we get out, but we also choked on them. Relief, it's really fucking relieving! The fat man was so happy that his eyebrows were about to fly.
"Alright, don't talk about this, you bring me that knife and take a look at it!" Yang Ying leaned on the backrest and said.
The fat man handed the Xuanmo blade to Yang Ying, who took it and carefully examined the knife. The blade is pitch black, and the ink color is thick and deep, containing a deep chill. And when the knife was pulled out of the scabbard, the blade was even sharper, flashing with cold light, and the blade contained a thick evil aura. Yang Ying put the knife back into the scabbard, but suddenly felt that something was wrong with the handle. Because on the head of the beast that looked like a tiger but not a tiger on the handle, there seemed to be a cold light flashing in the first eye, and I don't know if I was wrong.
Yang Ying handed the knife to the fat man, and then closed his eyes and recuperated. It took about another hour for the car to drive before the two returned home. The two of them told Xiaoxue and Sister Yu about meeting Xiao **, and the four of them ate together. In the afternoon, a few people watched TV, watched TV, slept and slept, but nothing happened.
But at night, when the four of them slept soundly, there was a sudden flickering cold light in the room. The cold light was extremely eerie, and the shadows flickered in the room, like a ghost, fluttering and flickering.
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