Chapter 198: I Am an Immortal

"Carving insect skills, carving insect skills, you are smiling, hehe" Yang Yi was stabbed by the old man's gaze, and his face was also enthusiastic and yellow, and he replied in a panic without words.

"You're scared, can you talk so badly and die?" Wei Ergou was afraid that Yang Yi's words would cause the old man's misunderstanding, thinking that he was not convinced, so he hurriedly approached Yang Yi and reminded in a low voice.

"Ah, ah, I'm scared, in fact, I don't mean that, uncle, no, grandpa, I think all this is actually a complete misunderstanding, it is the necessity of chance, no, it is the necessity of necessity...... The more I talk about this, the more chaotic it becomes, my God, I now feel that my mother gave birth to me is the biggest misunderstanding, hum" Yang Yi looked at the old man with a slower complexion, as well as Liu Ruoxue and Ling Xuan who were snickering, and the heart of death was gone.

"Okay, sit down, the old man has something to say to you." Seeing Yang Yi and Wei Ergou's embarrassed appearance, the old man sighed in his heart, and secretly said that they were just two innocent boys, but they had to take on the heavy responsibility of maintaining the peace of the Three Realms, which was really embarrassing for them.

The old man's words seemed to have magic power, Yang Yi, Wei Ergou, Liu Ruoxue, and Ling Xuan obediently followed him to the rock, the old man just flashed, and sat on the stone, Wei Ergou was about to sit on it with a shy face, Liu Ruoxue snorted, Wei Ergou immediately retracted, and honestly sat in the flowers with Liu Ruoxue, Ling Xuan, and Yang Yi.

Yang Yi secretly touched Ling Xuan's hand with the footbell, but Ling Xuan pretended to turn a blind eye, Yang Yi was helpless, and he was afraid of being seen by the old man, so he had to put it into his arms.

At this time, the old man looked at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, and said in a deep voice: "Do you know what the purpose of Li Daoyou sent you here?" ”

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou shook their heads, Yang Yi didn't hear the old man's question clearly because he was thinking about the footbell, Wei Ergou hurriedly replied when he saw this: What, our master said, take what you see, you can't go back empty-handed anyway, hehe"

The old man was disgusted by Wei Ergou's seemingly silly demeanor, and said with a smile: "It's really a child's words, this place is boundless, but outside the Three Realms, you can't take anything away, it seems that you don't know the true intention of your master to let you come here, hehe"

At this time, Yang Yi finally came back to his senses, listening to the meaning of the old man's words, this realm seemed to be not in the same space as the earth, and he couldn't help but be curious, so he asked: "Grandpa, no, old fairy, do you mean that we have left the earth now and entered another space?" ”

"Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Venerable! The old man recited a holy name, raised his eyebrows, looked at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou and said: "You two are still shallow in cultivation, I don't know the true meaning of the word immortal, you must know that the god is the saint of innate natural incarnation, and the immortal is just a person who has cultivated the Tao the day after tomorrow, in my teaching, the one who has to be called a god, from ancient times to the present, is nothing more than the three Qing masters of Yuqing Yuan Shi Tianzun, Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun, Taiqing Daode Tianzun, and below is the Jade Emperor, Ziwei Emperor, Gou Chen Emperor, Immortal Emperor, Houtu Niangniang and other gods......"

The old man twisted his beard with his hands, and his demeanor was really very different from that of Uncle Li, who loved to pretend to be forced, and Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were secretly blushing for Uncle Li, but in their hearts, they clearly felt that Uncle Li's twisting of his beard was more cordial and sultry.

The old man naturally didn't know the mental activities of Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, and after pondering for a while, he continued: "Under the gods, there are the gods of the East Qinglong, the West White Tiger, the Southern Vermilion Bird, and the Northern Xuanwu Quartet who lead all beings and transcend all sufferings, as well as the Southern Dipper Six Star Monarch of the Si Ming Xingjun, Si Lu Xingjun, Longevity Xingjun, Yisuan Xingjun, Du'er Xingjun, and Shangsheng Xingjun, the Greedy Wolf Star Monarch, the Jumen Xingjun, the Lucun Xingjun, the Wenqu Xingjun, the Lianzhen Xingjun, the Wuqu Xingjun, and the Big Dipper Xingjun of the Broken Army, as well as the Nine Yao Xingjun, the Twenty-Eight Constellations, Thirty-six Tiangang, seventy-two earth demons and other star gods, again, it is Zhao Xuantan, Guan Dijun, Ma Lingguan, Marshal Wen Protector Four Marshals, Wang Lingguan, Lei Gong, Electric Mother, Feng Bo, Rain Master, Water God, Fire God and other Dharma protector gods, these are the gods in my religion, can you remember? ”

"As for the immortals, in addition to the cultivators and laymen of my sect who have cultivated to become immortals, those who rely on the cultivation methods of whirlwind, enlightenment, spiritual silence, yuan infant, and crossing the calamity to transform into human shapes and birds and beasts can also become demon immortals, so the immortals are full of sweat cows, and there are countless of them, which is why the gods have to live in the thirty-six heavens, the immortal islands of the sacred mountains, and the blessed places of the caves, and the immortals have to linger in the famous mountains and rivers, the underworld, and the palaces of the world, hehe"

"You just asked if this place is outside the Three Realms, but I don't know what you think the Three Realms are? It must be known that the 36 heavens where the god dwells, from top to bottom, are the Infinite Heaven, the Three Clear Heavens, the Four Brahma Heavens, the Four Heavens of the Colorless Realm, the Eighteen Heavens of the Lust Realm, and the Six Heavens of the Desire Realm. The old man looked at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, and what he said seemed to understand or not, like a fog in the clouds.

"I said that this Taoist priest is not good at talking like this, he has to dance Xuanxuan, and now I understand why our master loves to pretend like this, and he has been finished with such a disaster, hehe" Wei Ergou saw that the old man was also in a mysterious and mysterious posture when he talked about Taoism, and he couldn't help but tease Yang Yi with his ear.

"We're not going to be like this in the future, are we?" Yang Yi also hummed empathetically.

Listening to Yang Yi's words, Wei Ergou looked at him with a smile on his face, and said disdainfully: "You want to be beautiful, you are also worthy, hehe"

The old man pretended not to see Yang Yi and Wei Ergou's small movements, but just emptied the ancient vine quinoa cane in his hand a little, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou felt a tingling pain coming from under their buttocks, and when they looked down, they actually burst out of the blue flames, and couldn't help but be shocked, and jumped up to slap and beat their buttocks, but they didn't want the flames to be solid, and they couldn't be extinguished at all.

Seeing Yang Yi and Wei Ergou dancing like a bear, Liu Ruoxue and Ling Xuan laughed so much that the flowers and branches trembled and the pearls swayed, and under the embarrassment, Yang Yi looked at Wei Ergou and said: "Fatty, you lie down, I will first stomp on your ass with my feet to extinguish the fire, and then you step on mine again, stunned, and grinding for a while, even the face and the inside are lost, do you hear?" ”

At this time, Wei Ergou didn't care about the image of the jade tree pressing the begonia in the wind, and after lying down, he pouted the fat big buttocks, gritted his teeth, and shouted: "Don't feel sorry for my brother, let's do it, come!" ”

Yang Yi was not polite, because the back of his buttocks was also burning, and he couldn't afford to delay, so he raised his right foot and clicked on Wei Ergou's buttocks, which was slammed on, and even the meat oil was stepped on, and he was also said that this trick really worked, and the fire was actually extinguished.

Seeing that this Thai-style back stepping trick was very effective, Wei Ergou also handled it according to the rules, and after pressing Yang Yi down, he also stepped on Yang Yi's buttocks, so that Yang Yi's eyes were straight, his tongue was drooped, and he hummed in his mouth: "Dead fat man, your uncle, you are playing around and picking your eyes, and you will kill me......"

After a lot of chaos, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou finally put out the fire separately, and at that moment, the old man, Liu Ruoxue and Ling Xuan were already overwhelmed, and they all laughed.

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou knew that the old man was playing tricks on the two of them, but their skills were not as good as others, so they dared to go crazy, so they had to lower their eyebrows and smirk to hide their embarrassment, it was really embarrassing to cry and embarrass to death.

After laughing, the old man looked at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou and said, "Look at the back of yourself, are there traces of fire?" ”

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were like puppies chasing their tails and biting them, looking in circles at their buttocks, as the old man said, the pants were intact, where there was a trace of being burned by the fire, and some were just big shoe prints.

"Just now there was no fire in your place at all, but your karma in your hearts is too deep, and the killing machine is too heavy, so you regard everything as malicious speculation and evil thoughts to destroy it, so that your eyes are full of obvious evil deeds, and your actions are all murderous atrocities.

"What the hell do you want to say, Immortal Ancestor?" Wei Ergou saw that the old man was more and more suspenseful the more he talked, and if he continued, he and Yang Yi were enough to judge, so he couldn't help but ask.

The old man smiled warmly and said, "Did you just meet the ghosts such as Dharma Pocha in the pine forest?" Without Yang Yi and Wei Ergou picking up the stubble, the old man continued: "Do you know that in this realm, there are not only countless thirty-six ghosts, but also so many earth immortals, demon fairies and goblins, they are gathered here, in fact, they are all dissipating karma, that Dharma Pocha and lustful ghosts see Ruoxue, and move their hearts, which are their karma, but as soon as you make a move, you want to disperse their souls, but you have accumulated karma for yourself, and everything is a cycle of cause and effect, if you do not change your mind, it will be difficult to achieve positive results after all, so, the transformation of the ten realms, Pu Ji to save the heavens, gather merit, and save the soul of sin in unison, this is the real intention of your master to let you come here, understand? ”

"You mean let's accumulate virtue and do good, right?" Yang Yi and Wei Ergou finally understood what the old man wanted to convey, but the two of them still had doubts in their hearts, so they asked: "According to your meaning, then we can eat fasting and chant Buddha every day, build bridges and repair roads, and we don't need to go to subdue demons and eliminate demons. ”

"Killing should be the karma of killing, the living relics, killing, is to help them eliminate their karma, to live, is to eliminate their karma, do you understand?" The old man smiled, and his words became more and more obscure, like playing a dumb riddle.

"Understood, just like I was a police officer, arresting those suspects for crimes is actually helping them eliminate their sins by serving prison sentences, and helping those vulnerable groups is accumulating good causes for themselves, and they can be rewarded with good results in the future, right?" Yang Yi looked at the old man and said as if he had an understanding.

"Teachable!" The old man frequently bowed his head, and his face was happy.

"You really understand what he's saying, are you sure?" Seeing that the old man didn't seem to have any hearing barriers to the words such as police and vulnerable groups in Yang Yi's mouth, he couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Of course I understand," the old man inadvertently showed a hint of naughtiness, "Because I'm a fairy, hehe"