Dinghammer squatted on the side of the road in the living area of the college with a silly armband, looking at the girls walking around the road with their big white legs exposed, with ham sausages on their heads, buns lying on their backs, and green-haired leaves sitting beside them, looking quite funny.

"That's kind of it, I don't think he meant to kill me, he just wanted to show me something. I can't blame him for climbing up and dying by myself, but this bastard's heart is very black, and Lao Tzu won't call Sun Dinghammer if he doesn't give him a little bit of power. ”

"Save it, you can't beat him, he is still the minister of the Ministry of Security, the leader you lead. You don't want to be mixed up, and you think about calculating the leader on the first day of work. Ham sausage whispered: "Finally, everything goes according to plan, don't make trouble for me." ”

Dinghammer spat on the ground unwillingly, and then rubbed it off with his foot: "It's really aggrieved, I was yin when I first came, and it was usually my yin family." ”

Ye Zi did not participate in the exchange of the hammer next to him, but just sat on the side of the road and quietly watched the people coming and going. And most of these people seem to know Ye Zi as well, because when they walk to Ye Zi, some of them will deliberately go around a semicircle, trying to stay away from Ye Zi's body.

"Hey! Whoever comes! Dinghammer's eyes were sharp, and when a skinny boy about eleven or twelve years old was detouring from the leaves with rice, he decisively stopped the guy.

The boy who was carrying the rice heard the beckoning of Dingzhu, turned his head to see that the leaf was also here, his feet trembled suddenly, and then he didn't even want the food, threw it aside and ran out, and disappeared into the crowd without even daring to look back.

"What's wrong with this?" Dingzhu looked at the back of the guy and could be said to be confused, and turned his head to Ye Zi and asked, "This is the third one, I look so ugly?" ”

"No, it's not that you're ugly. It's me that they're afraid of. Ye Zi was accustomed to it on the side, and said lightly: "I don't know who spread it, I'm a monster, and anyone who touches me will suffer misfortune." Fortunately, the senior classman would not dare to talk to me. ”

"Ignorance!" Dingzhu sighed, but it was undeniable that this phenomenon could happen anywhere, and Dingzhu still clearly remembered that he had been in the wandering room at that time and the group of little beggars like him who had bullied a little girl with albinism, and they all called her a monster at that time. Even the sad and angry look in her eyes when she threw stones at her with the children is still a source of fear when she dreams back at midnight.

Suddenly, Dinghammer really felt that the leaf was somewhat similar to the little girl, except that the leaf had green hair, and the girl was white.

"Stop scolding them, they're all kids." Ye Zi smiled and said: "I have always known that half of this world is still good people in the worst and worst times, just like half of the coldest and coldest winters are sunny days, if I only focus on the cold night, then my heart will also become the night." ”

Dinghammer blinked his eyes twice, and glanced at the leaves diagonally, not speaking but with a sound in his mouth.

"Look at the realm of others, look at you, you don't have any self-cultivation at all. People are not more pitiful than you, right? The ham sausage chattered on the hammer's head: "Learn more from others, your life experience is not an excuse for your psychological darkness!" ”

"Damn, what's wrong with you everywhere? When did I speak? And where am I shady? The hammer tossed the ham sausage aside and lit a cigarette: "Why am I so dark?" ”

The ham sausage was not allowed, and it was very unsightly in front of the outsider Ye Zi who began to count the hammer, anyway, like a resentful woman, he counted the hammer from top to bottom, although the voice was very low, but it squatted and shook its head How to see how the villain is ambitious. Maybe it's because it's only talking to the hammer for more than half a year, or maybe it's because it likes leaves, so this chattering cat sells his teammates very thoroughly, and after a while, he adds oil and vinegar to the hammer's various troubles, and explains it over and over again, so that the hammer can't cry or laugh.

On the other hand, Ye Zi listened very carefully, but in the end, when she heard the ham sausage say that Dinghammer loved Bai Fei, she suddenly smiled and raised her eyes to look at Dinghammer.

"That's it, so I'm unlucky." The tone of the ham sausage was full of grievances when he spoke: "Hey......"

And Ye Zi couldn't even see the smile in his eyes, and said happily to the ham sausage: "That cat, you can live with me in the future." ”

When the ham sausage heard this, he sighed and shook his head like a parent, and slowly climbed up to his shoulder along the clothes of the hammer: "That's not good, this guy can't be taken care of by no one, I still have to take care of him, I can't go to your side." ”

"Fuck ......" hammer lifted it off his shoulder: "Who told you to take care of me, you are there to spread rumors and I haven't looked for you yet, what qualifications does the cat you fart when you sleep say that you want to take care of me?" And it's clear that I'm taking care of you. ”

Ye Zi suddenly interjected, only four words, but the two of them stopped: "Depend on each other." ”

In fact, what Ye Zi said is not wrong at all, this person is a cat...... Coupled with a bun that is useless except for selling cuteness, these three guys are definitely dependent on each other, and at this time they are definitely lonely overseas, a visitor from another dimension, a scientist possessed by a cat, and a wandering little beggar, these three people who were definitely not in a time and space are now getting together and barely forming a home, in fact, the fate here can be said to be broken.

And Ye Zi then asked, "Do you really like Bai Fei?" ”

This sudden question made the hammer suddenly like a fish in the throat, and the answer could not be said or swallowed, and I couldn't say the reason for a long time.

"If you like it, then you have to work hard." Ye Zi said to the hammer while helping Baozi weave grass rings: "Bai Fei was not a super soldier at the beginning, she began to study from the junior class at the age of twenty, and passed the junior warrior assessment in less than half a year, and then in the second month, she was promoted to three levels in a row to become an E-level super soldier, and then the second year became an Eee-level, last year she became a D-level, and this year she became a D+ level, and if it weren't for the system restrictions, she would have been rated as a B+-level warrior now." She is a legendary girl here, because only 20,000 people can produce a super soldier, and only one person in 100,000 people can become D-rank, if she becomes B+, that proportion reaches 1 in 5 million, and there are about 6 billion people in this world, which means that there are only 1,200 super soldiers above B+. She's a genius, if you really like her, you have to put in unbearable effort, and giving up easily is not what a man should do. ”

I usually can't see it, but when Ye Zi said this, I was stunned at the time. After knowing Bai Fei for so long, he knew for the first time that Bai Fei was so good, and a goddess was a goddess...... This also made Dingzhu understand why Bai Fei would be jealous and criticized, and her promotion speed was simply described as a rocket...... And her specific parameters need to be kept completely secret, so some things have to be said dirty.

"What do you do if you want to be a super soldier?"

"There is no charge for the basic class of super soldiers, but for the primary exam, you need to pay about 100,000 yuan, and there is a chance to make up the exam. Once you become a super soldier, the state will take care of all your living expenses and research and training costs. "Ye Zi is simply a living manual, although this girl always says that she is a waste, but in the eyes of the hammer, this is obviously a terrible thing.

"Do you want to take the test? I can sign you up, and if you have a basic class, you will have classes every afternoon. It's good if you come to work in the morning and come to class in the afternoon, anyway, we were here in a daze in the afternoon. ”

And just when the hammer was a little excited, the ham sausage poured cold water happily on the side: "You don't even have an ID card, make a fart." ”

The hammer was like a balloon punctured by an awl, and it suddenly wilted, and sighed heavily. But Ye Zi patted him lightly on the shoulder: "I'll help you solve the identity problem." ”

The hammer was stunned, and the instinctive prevention mechanism was suddenly triggered, and he asked with some vigilance: "How can you do it?" ”

Ye Zi pursed his lips and smiled: "Don't worry, give me three days." ”

After saying that, Ye Zi stood up and patted his buttocks, threw a few snacks at the hammer, smiled and left, without any explanation for the hammer.

"Hey, leader. What am I doing in the afternoon? Dinghammer lit a cigarette and shouted from behind, "Just sitting here?" ”

Ye Zi waved his hand, and his voice floated from afar: "I am familiar with the environment." ”

Dinghammer said to the ham sausage next to him: "Look, this woman is so strange, she had a good conversation just now, and she just left." ”

The ham sausage gave him a blank look, snorted, and ran up to the roof three times and two times, looked at the hammer condescendingly, and said in the same tone: "I am familiar with the environment." ”

"Alas...... Alas...... Holy...... Why are you gone! Dinghammer silently looked down at the only bun beside him who was dragging his belt and didn't let go: "It's just you." ”

Baozi hummed and rubbed his face affectionately against Dingji's arm. Dingzhu sighed and touched Baozi's tender face: "Baozi, don't you really remember where your home is?" Do you really not remember your parents? ”

"Dad? Mother? Baozi tilted his head, stared at the hammer in confusion, and then shook his head quickly, indicating that he didn't know about the existence of these things.

Dinghammer stretched out his hand and pinched the nose of the bun: "Silly girl." ”

Baozi didn't care at all, wrinkled his little nose, smiled and showed a mouthful of snow-white small teeth, and made a gesture to bite the hammer, and the hammer haha kissed the bun's head, and the bun was kissed by the hammer.

And at this time, in the corner of the hammer's eye, he suddenly flashed, and found a dry and thin figure flashing from the street of the increasingly sparsely populated living area, it was Tuka who had been pitted in the morning.

He sneakily and probed his brain into the girls' dormitory building, not to mention how obscene it was.

Seeing this scene, Dinghammer hehe: "God help me!" ”

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