"Fuck, let Lao Tzu laugh, you can figure it out, believe it or not, I'll beat you?" Fang Gang was extremely angry. I said that you have soaked so many women, and now you are only allowed to be soaked by women once, as for being so angry. Fang Gang pointed at me: "You still say?" ”

Master Chen came over to convince him, and the other party just said, "Everyone is their own people, and now they are discussing countermeasures." Why bother with such a big liver fire? Mr. Fang is a brand merchant, and he is not a young master in a nightclub, how can he do that kind of thing, and spread it so that he can still mix in the Thai Buddhist card world? ”

Fang Gang's anger had not subsided, but his face had eased a lot.

Master Chen said again: "However, Mr. Fang, I have a saying, if it is not appropriate, you must not be angry. I think Tian Qi's idea is really the only feasible ...... at the moment."

Deng Kang and I couldn't help laughing, Fang Gang looked at Master Chen, and it was not easy to have a seizure, that expression was really indescribable. Lao Xie was also holding back a smile beside him. Master Chen waved his hand again and again: "Mr. Fang, I don't mean anything else, but after thinking about it, it seems that only this idea can be implemented." ”

I spread my hands helplessly: "Boss Fang, now it's everyone begging you, if Mrs. Cao likes young people, although I am ugly, I have to try it for Nangya, but unfortunately Mrs. Cao is only interested in mature men." What do you think you can do? ”

Fang Gang said: "Can't you pay for a man to do it?" ”

"No, no, no, this kind of thing is very important, but not everyone can do it, this person must not only be able to speak well, be smart and cunning, but also must be his own person." Deng Kang said.

Of course Fang Gang understood this, he was just angry. Master Chen also followed the persuasion, saying Mr. Fang, as long as you can agree, no matter whether it is successful or not, I Chen XX am very grateful to you, if you can save Nangya because of this, you will be my life-saving benefactor in the future, and I will repay this great favor sooner or later. Fang Gang sat on the chair and gasped for a while, and finally he stood up: "I'm going to go to you, let Lao Tzu pull his own pimp, there is no door!" Then he went into his room.

Watching him walk out, we looked at each other, Master Chen sighed, and slowly walked into his own wooden house. Lao Xie said: "Hey, it's actually quite difficult for Boss Fang." This kind of talk is really not easy to do, and it is not good to spread out. ”

There were several rooms in this wooden house, and Fang Gang and I were squeezed into a bed, and after discussing to no avail, everyone dispersed. I entered the house and saw Fang Gang lying on the bed, his eyes widening, and he hadn't slept yet. I thought to myself, this old brother is also big enough. I was afraid that he would be angry again, so I didn't dare to talk more, so I fell asleep. As soon as my back touched the bed board, I heard Fang Gang say to me viciously: "You kid won't have such a fucking bad idea in the future, even if Master Chen kneels down and begs, Lao Tzu can't go!" ”

I closed my eyes and pretended to snore and ignored him, Fang Gang said, "It's useless to pretend to be asleep." You heard me clearly. ”

(The course of the arguments and conversations that took place over the next two days is omitted.)

Two days later, Fang Gang answered a phone call in the evening, and after hanging up, we all looked at him. Lao Xie asked, "Is there a situation?" Fang Gang nodded reluctantly with a dark face.

Master Chen hurriedly walked over and held Fang Gang's hand tightly: "Mr. Fang, it's really hard for you, I must remember your kindness!" I chimed in.

Fang Gang pointed to my nose: "Just this once, next time there will be this kind of ghostly thing." It's up to you! I smiled and nodded, thinking to myself how often this kind of thing can happen, I guess I won't be able to balance your mind in a few years.

Going out from the village in North Jakarta, we saw the back of Fang Gang leaving, Lao Xie rubbed his hands and said, "I don't know what method Boss Fang will use to deal with that Mrs. Cao." ”

Deng Kang smiled beside him: "You have to believe Boss Fang, he will definitely not let us down." ”

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Fang just returned to the wooden house, but did not say anything. We are also embarrassed to ask, it is estimated that there should be a play, otherwise Fang Gang would definitely make it clear that this road is not working.

The next day, Fang Gang went out again in the evening, for four consecutive days. Every time he went out, we got together and talked about it passionately. Master Chen was so anxious that he wanted to ask every time, but he was stopped by me and Lao Xie. We know Fang Gang's temper very well, it is already unprecedented for him to agree to do this kind of thing, and if he asks again, if he doesn't have to turn his face, then no one will be able to pull it back.

On the fourth day, Fang Gang didn't come back all night, Lao Xie's snoring came from next door, and Master Chen couldn't sleep, so he ran to the door of my room and called me gently. I didn't feel sleepy, so I got up and opened the door. Master Chen asked if there would be any accidents at such a late hour, and I said, "Even if he didn't make it, he wouldn't have gone back to such a remote village overnight, and he would definitely find a random hotel in the city to spend the night." Master Chen thought about it too, and went back to sleep.

It was almost noon the next day, Fang Gang hadn't moved, I wanted to call him, but I was afraid of bad things, and when I was hesitating, the mobile phone rang, and it was a text message from Fang Gang: "Call me quickly, find an urgent excuse." Let's just say that I am a friend of mine, who came to Indonesia from Thailand to do business. ”

I hurriedly showed my phone to everyone, and Master Chen was very anxious: "Did something happen to him?" Do you want to call the police? Lao Xie hesitated, but Deng Kang laughed beside him. Lao Xie asked him what he was laughing at. Deng Kang asked Lao Xie if he had ever found a lover after getting married, and Lao Xie smiled bitterly: "Just like me, where can I find a lover?" Eating is about to become a problem! ”

Deng Kang pointed at me, "He should be able to understand what it means." "Of course I know in my heart, because I have done this kind of thing in Shenyang before. But now it is not certain.

So I dialed Fang Gang's mobile phone, turned on the hands-free function, and everyone gathered around me, pricking up their ears. I raised my right hand and motioned for them to be silent and quiet. After a few rings, the phone was connected, and Fang Gang was heard lazily "feeding" on the microphone. I immediately switched to the chicken blood mode and said eagerly: "Hey, old Fang, where are you?" My passport has been seized by the police, you should come back and testify to me soon! ”

"Nonsense, how can a good passport be detained?" Fang Gang's voice was still unhurried.

I exclaimed, "What if they suspect me of drugs and dig a small packet of heroin out of my shirt pocket?" Fang Gang's voice became nervous this time, and he hurriedly asked me why. I said I don't know, let him come back and save me.

Fang Gang said: "Okay, okay, I know, don't worry." Don't talk nonsense to the cops until I get there. While he was talking to me, I could clearly hear the lazy voice of a woman next to me, who seemed to be saying something in Cantonese, but I couldn't understand it. I said I was at a police station in Jakarta, and Fang just hung up the phone.

As soon as he hung up the phone, everyone turned on the pot, and Lao Xie asked, "What the hell is going on?" I asked Master Chen if he understood what the woman was saying on the phone just now.

Master Chen nodded: "What she said was the phrase 'I won't allow you to go'. ”

"What? Could it be that Boss Fang has been—" Lao Xie asked in surprise. Deng Kang said that he still needs to ask, he must have already dealt with Mrs. Cao. I hurriedly asked Master Chen if the woman's voice was Mrs. Cao, and Master Chen showed an embarrassed smile: "I really can't say this, my voice is not very clear, I can't really hear it, I can't be sure." "Anyway, my mission has been completed, and now I just have to wait for Fang Gang to come back and give us an answer.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, I finally saw Fang Gang walking from the direction of the town. We all poked our heads out of the door to look, and even Master Chen sat in front of the window, stretching his neck to look. Fang Gang smoked a cigar and walked slowly, not at all in a hurry. Master Chen couldn't help but stretch out his hand and wanted to shout, I said, "No need to shout, he just has this virtue and can't change it." ”

As soon as Fang Fang entered the wooden house, he returned to his room and didn't say anything. Master Chen wanted to ask a question, but he was embarrassed, so he had to ask for help with his eyes. I pushed open the door and asked Fang Gang what the result was.

Fang Gang lay on the bed with Erlang's legs on his legs, and scolded in a low voice: "Fuck, what kind of woman is this!" ”

"What's wrong? Is Mrs. Cao very unreasonable, or is she too bad-tempered? I asked.