Luckily, after a good night's sleep, I almost forgot about last night, I had drunk too much yesterday, and now I have a bit of a hangover.

Li Songzhu's hangover was more obvious than mine, and he didn't wake up until the third buddy in our bedroom arrived, and then he looked like he was going to die in the quilt, rubbing his eyes, and stretched out his hand from the quilt on the upper bunk bare-chested, and shook hands with the buddy, while saying: "Dude, you're here, I can play landlord today, my name is Li Songzhu, what do you call it?" ”

That buddy's name is Jia Mingliang, two years older than me and Li Songzhu, he is also quite tall, and he has a green beard on his face, and the first feeling is that this person is very down-to-earth and loyal, and he has nothing to say, but he took Li Songzhu's cigarette, and after introducing himself, he pointed to the telescope in front of the window and said, "It's quite high-end." ”

Li Songzhu smiled, and then said to him: "It's a fool's errand, you can use it casually in the future." ”

Jia Mingliang smiled, and then after sitting down on the lower bunk opposite me, he opened his suitcase and took out binoculars from it and said to Li Songzhu: "Thank you so much, I can't take this thing when I see it......"

It turned out to be a pervert again, ah no, now I should be called a fellow pervert, because I broke the vows last night, and I am no different from them.

Although this may not seem good, it feels good, it is like finding an organization, and in an instant, everyone will smile, and the distance will be narrowed.

It was gray that day, it was raining lightly, the air in the suburbs was really fresh, the three of us went out to drink at noon, Jia Mingliang was also quite able to drink, the same cigarettes and alcohol did not refuse, after the meal, the bamboo held the telephone pole as usual and vomited, but compared to yesterday, there was a great improvement, about a hundred meters more than a hundred meters before spitting, there was a pile of things he spit yesterday as coordinates, it can't be wrong.

This may be a major feature of bamboo, and it is also the origin of his nickname "mad dog" in the future, because he will find a telephone pole to clean his stomach after drinking, and over time, it is the same as planning the site, and the sanitation around here is very lazy, so his rumination can be seen every few telephone poles.

What's more, I remember one time he went out to socialize, and when he called us, we could hear that he was drinking like a mud, and we were worried that something would happen to him and he went out to greet him, who knew that this grandson walked back by himself, and we asked him how he came back when he didn't know the road, and he said proudly, although I don't know the road, but I touched the marks I left before and came back all the way, silly.

The book is back to business, and the three of us have been playing cards in the bedroom for the next few days, I may be this surname, not good at socializing with strangers, but as long as we get acquainted, there is no taboo, the three of us feel very good about each other, and there is a feeling of hating each other.

So, I also bought cigarettes and bought binoculars.

Sometimes I go out to go shopping and play game consoles during the day, and at night I play cards, don't win money, gamble and drink cold water or stickers, bamboo's luck is not as good as his mouth, and I have to go to the toilet after a while, and there is a midnight program in the middle of the night, the three of us turned off the lights very obscenely, one of us held a cigarette, and looked at the opposite building with a silver smile.

Actually, I can't see anything, really.

Because the freshman girls are very cautious, Bamboo told us that according to legend, the degree of openness in the university is related to the school age, the higher the grade, the more open, and the shorter the skirt, so we are looking forward to the official opening of the school, and those mature big sisters will appear.

And the house that scared me that day was really an empty house, and I didn't see anyone show up all this time, and I didn't think much about it, and the time just passed.

When the fourth buddy in our dormitory appeared, it was finally time to start school, as if there was some kind of magnetism in this dormitory, this guy called Sun Jialiang also smelled like us, but it gave me the feeling that it was a bit of a fake seriousness.

The day after Sun Jialiang came to the dormitory, the school convened a meeting of our freshmen in the auditorium, and I saw what the university president looked like, and it was similar to the high school principal, all of them were like Zhu Bajie reincarnated, with fat heads and big ears, and trouser belts were written on the top of the navel, like an elderly major general.

I sat on the seat and looked around, it seems that there are still a lot of students in our class, the ratio of men and women is a little incongruous, there seem to be more women than men, and they are really varied, there are all kinds of things, there are explosive heads, there are hedgehog heads, there are nails on clothes, there are nails on the nose, there are nails on the mouth, there are yellow hairs, there are red hairs, and there are no hairs, they are very eye-catching in the crowd, I remember that this kind of dress on the Internet seems to be called non-mainstream, Anyway, it was a pretty fashionable thing that year.

But for a turtle that came out of a small county town, these things look so strange, and even a little funny, so I whispered to the bamboo next to me: "Hey, hey, look, what's going on with those guys over there?" ”

Bamboo looked at it, and then said to me, "What the hell is art." ”

Art is to put half sleeves over long-sleeved clothes, and wear pants that look like lanterns and you can't find the crotch? I really don't know.

The principal on the stage was still reading the script into the microphone, but no one listened to what he said, because the principal read the script from childhood to adulthood, and there was nothing new.

But he is really surnamed Zhu, which makes us sigh, this is really the mystery of 'face is born by surname'.

He spoke for about an hour that day, and then the vice president and the director also spoke for two hours each, and in two hours, they all conveyed the same message to us, which was to welcome the new students and start military training tomorrow.

I really admire them, such a short meaning can make so much space, these three don't start writing online novels, are they really blind.

The next day, pulled by several buses, we drove all the way away, and our destination was a place where birds don't, where a certain military region was located.

In fact, I have always wondered, why do I need military training before going to school? What is the purpose of military training, is it to let us exercise a very awesome physique and be ready to meet the appointment of senior seniors at any time? But can you exercise a hair in this half a month? And all day long, I just walk in unison, walk in steps, run, walk, and I don't know why there are so many steps to walk.

Or is this to hone our will, because the rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband, in addition to studying for the rise of China, we must also take the right step for the rise of China?

If so, I'd rather believe the first statement.

It wasn't until a tired day later, when we were lying on the board bed facing the mountains, that after I said this question, Jia Mingliang gave us the most convincing reason, he deserved to be the oldest among us, and the level of speech was different, he said to us: "If you don't have military training, who will sell this set of camouflage uniforms that cost fifteen yuan?" ”

Reasonable.

The camouflage suit on our body (liberation shoes + pants + clothes + belt + hat) added up to one hundred and fifty yuan, which is reasonable, but although there are a lot of things, but the quality of this is damn good, the thin ones are scary, I remember that during military training, we once played games together at night. I didn't have a blindfolded cloth, so I borrowed a pair of pants from a classmate who had slept in another class, and the trouser legs were covered over the eyes, but the things in front of me were still faintly visible, and after military training, 80% of these clothes were used as rags in the dormitory, or shoe cloths for shoe shine.

There are thousands of new students a year, and this may be the first pot of gold in some schools.

The military region and the university are indeed different, although some of the recruits do not look as big as us, but from it you can really feel the spirit of the soldiers, we get up early in the morning, brush our teeth and wash our faces for a limited time, and the quilts have to be folded into tofu blocks, fortunately, we are just monks who put up orders, so compared to the regular army, the requirements are not so strict, just get by.

After that, after breakfast, we couldn't talk after breakfast, and after eating, we started to walk in unison, walking, running, and walking, and after being busy with a stinky sweat, the squad leader who taught us would let us have a set of military physical boxing.

It sounds interesting, but overall it's nothing more than throwing punches, turning around, and shouting 'ha'!

How can we who study music dance with that kind of military momentum? As a result, after we learned this set of boxing, we practiced it and invariably made the legacy of the eighth set of broadcasting bodies.

Lunch at noon, busy morning, everyone shook off the cheeks and knocked the back molars of the hard to make, just like this meal with us as if we have an enmity, even the girls can eat two steamed buns in one go, but, don't look at the steamed buns are very big, but they are Xuan, a pinch of the hand can be pinched into a small piece, not porcelain, fortunately full, I remember that there was a young man in our freshmen who made eight steamed buns in one breath and hiccuped without drinking water, and since then the title of steamed bun king has fallen into a famous family.

The afternoon activities refer to the morning, all kinds of cloth, sometimes also train single parallel bars, teach our small squad leader a piece, it is said that he has been a soldier for three years, playing parallel bars is like shaking snot, flying up and down, so that we can't help but cheer, bamboo once watched the small squad leader play parallel bars while saying to me with emotion: "This parallel bar plays, absolutely amazing, just like Li Yapeng." ”

Does Li Yapeng play parallel bars? I was stunned at the time, I remember that the person who played parallel bars seemed to be called Li Xiaopeng............

After the afternoon, after dinner, the parallel bars squad leader still did not let us go, he said that although you are a 'miscellaneous army', but you must also have the courage of a soldier, well, after dinner, the group went to the field to sing military songs, aren't you engaged in music, just right.

So, in the night when mosquitoes were flying all over the sky, we were forced to sing over and over again, 'The red glow flies in the West Mountain, the soldiers shoot the target and return the camp to the camp, the red flowers on the chest reflect the colorful glow, the happy singing is flying all over the sky, the song flies to Yanjing, [***] I am happy when I hear it, and my heart is happy ............'.

The parallel bars squad leader is quite humorous, he requires us to sing loudly and loudly, preferably bel canto, otherwise the singing will not be able to fly to Yanjing, and [***] will not be happy when I hear it.

I thought to myself, even if our singing flew to Yanjing, but if the chairman and his old man really showed a kind and kind smile after hearing it in the crystal coffin, then we must not be frightened and say that the red glow of the West Mountain flies?

As soon as he sings, it will probably take more than half an hour to sing, fortunately, in the end, if the parallel bars squad leader is still unsatisfied, he will take the initiative to ask for a story, although he is the parallel bars squad leader, but he is about the same age as us, at most one or two years older than us, that is, with Jia Mingliang at the same level.

His surname is cheerful, and he has been in the barracks for a long time, he likes to relax with us, he has a very bad heart, and he loves to tell us ghost stories when he has nothing to do, I don't feel anything because I have been exposed to it since I was a child, but those girls are different, they are naturally timid, and they are often scared by the parallel bars squad leader.

The story he told was really appropriate, and I heard him say that it was all what happened in the barracks, and it was all his own experience, but I think what he told was a bit unreliable, because there was a tape in which Zhang Zhen had already told it, and it wasn't until one night, when I was chatting with us, that I was scared.

That night he was very interested, and after telling the story, he was still unsatisfied, so he chatted with us about family life, and I don't know who asked him, why one gate of this military region has never been opened, and we have to go through another door when we come?

The parallel bars squad leader seemed to feel that there was something to scare people again, so he lowered his voice and said to us: "I tell you about this, don't you talk nonsense, do you know?" ”

We nodded together, only to see the parallel bars squad leader look around mysteriously, and then said to us: "Actually, this military region is really evil, don't believe it, in the past, this used to be the supply camp of the devils, and later it was changed to our military region, that gate, have you paid attention, where is it opened?" ”

I had heard the old cripple tell me some stories about the ghosts of the old man after he died in China, so I became interested in what he said, so I casually said, "The west." ”

"That's right." The parallel bars squad leader seemed to be a little taboo and said: "We call that gate the West Heaven Gate in private, as long as you go out of that gate, you will go directly to the West Heaven, ............do you know why?"

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