Chapter 251: Uncle Li is emotionally injured
This masked man is really a real villain, out of fear of Tian Qigong, who is thin and majestic, he is not even willing to take the risk of taking advantage of others, but with a wave of Sulu Pier in his hand, those Mongolian cavalry lined up in a square formation, holding scimitars, and walked towards us from both sides of the masked man. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The sound of footsteps, the clanging of scabbards against armor, and the sound of our increasingly heavy breathing all seemed so clear and piercing in the quiet of the dungeon that there was an indescribable sense of oppression, I knew that it was a pre-battle tension, but I couldn't control my nervousness, and even my right arm, which had risen black smoke, began to tremble slightly.
A warm and smooth little hand grabbed my right hand, and a small mouth like a flower exhaled like a brandy and said in my ear: "It doesn't matter, I will accompany you in life and death, okay." ”
I bit my lip, I didn't look at the peach blossom beauty snuggled on my shoulder, but, in an instant, my right arm really didn't tremble, not only did it not tremble, but I also felt a true qi from the dantian straight through the top door, my hair was like an ion perm, my hair was angry, and I was full of energy, so I wanted to find someone to practice immediately.
Fuck it, there's a reaction to the fucking place where it shouldn't be, I'll go.
I was secretly despising my own atrophy in my heart when I heard another "rustling" sound from inside the open golden coffin, mixed with intermittent scolding and grinning.
The sound was indeed very strange, and it attracted everyone's attention, because, in this situation, we were afraid that it was the other party's people who came out of the golden coffin, so not only did we crane our necks and look into the golden coffin, but even the masked man crossed the Sulu Pier, signaling the Mongolian cavalry to stand by, and he himself looked at the golden coffin with a pair of wandering eyes.
The voice in the golden coffin is getting clearer and clearer, and the scolding voice is getting louder and louder, and the content is also very rich, basically covering most of the dirty words in the Northeast dialect.
However, my heart and the fat man's heart also beat harder and harder, and our hearts were full of uneasy anticipation and excitement, and I was afraid that the results we saw in a while would disappoint us so much that I subconsciously grabbed Shen Han's little hand tightly and made her exhale in pain.
The fat man was even more out of shape, his two hands first rubbed his two big fat faces vigorously, and then he kept pulling his hair, just like a teenager waiting for his idol to come out of the back of the stage, just like two rabbit ears and shouting "xx I love you, I am old and rare you".
Finally, the mysterious visitor in the golden coffin appeared, and first a cold air came out, although we were still some distance from the golden coffin, but the cold air from the permafrost still made us shiver involuntarily.
Then, an authentic pig kidney's face with obscene facial features, obscene eyes, and not good traffic police who didn't let him go out came out of the golden coffin, and his mouth didn't stop: "Oh fuck, this jb is running away, more tired than his grandmother's legged running horse, eh, you two little Wang Ba lambs, stretching a Wang Ba neck and staring at mung bean eyes, baring a mouth of military chess teeth What are you doing there, I saw the big girls running naked, and I came over to help me without fucking being stunned......"
The fat man and I burst into tears, wiping the big snot that was dripping to our lips, and running towards the golden coffin, to be exact, towards the pig kidney, who was scolding us with a nose that was not a nose and a face, and was silly as we ran.
Who, who else can there be, in this world, who else can scold us for making us laugh so heartlessly, Uncle Li.
After the fat man and I ran to Uncle Li, we suddenly stood still, and then asked with tears in our eyes and a look of disbelief on our lips, "Master, is it really you?" ”
"Ah, two deflated calves, I don't even know each other, so what, come, help me out, and I'll prove it to you." Uncle Li leaned his chin on the edge of the golden coffin weakly, and looked at us with a very meaningful smile.
"Hey, hey, it's coming" The fat man and I nodded again and again, walked over obediently, one by one, reached out to help Uncle Li'er's armpit, and felt cold and wet, but the two of us were so excited at this moment that we didn't care at all, and as soon as we competed, we dragged Uncle Li, who still had a little weight, out of the golden coffin.
After this Uncle Li came out of the golden coffin, he swayed and floated in the space two feet above the ground, fixed his mind, opened the bow left and right, and made two "pops" sounds, according to the back of my head and the fat man, one person gave a thin and crispy big-eared post, which made us both feel comfortable, no mistake, this elusive, unguardable technique, and this just right, both make you hurt and not hurt your brain, it is definitely Uncle Li's old god stick, to paraphrase an advertising slogan, it is, this is the taste.
"Master, you're here, you want to kill us." Looking at Uncle Li'er's familiar and kind old face, the fat man and I were like bullied children who saw their mothers, and they all cried when they spoke.
"What the are you two doing, you howl when you see me, is this for me to burn my head seven or what, pee and pee, where to learn this one, let me hold it back." Don't look at Uncle Li's ugly words, but the black smoke that suddenly came out of his face, as well as the complex expression of worry and relief in his eyes that could not be dissolved, all revealed his true feelings in his heart.
This old liar who wants to save face, he hasn't changed at all, he still has a hard mouth like a stone soaked in the toilet for three years, and his heart is as soft as tofu without some brine, maybe this is the characteristic of his senior old convict, if he really changes one day, it will still be the old god stick who is famous in the Yaksh size shampoo room, but you can see Uncle Li's shoes at the place where the woman who has stumbled.
"Uncle, you don't look good, what's the matter, look like you're tired of climbing a coffin, you shouldn't be." The fat man's mouth was owed, and after looking at Uncle Li, he opened his mouth and said the truth.
You must know that Uncle Li, the old bulb, is the most annoying thing for others to say that he is old and that he is weak, so he is willing to be praised by others for being like Alan Tam, forever 28 years old, so usually the fat man and I pay great attention to this aspect, and even the mirror in the house is buckled, but today the fat man is so excited, his true feelings are revealed, his mouth slipped, and the truth came out.
As I expected, before the fat man's voice fell, the back of his head was hit by Uncle Li'er's big ears again, but this time it was full of strength, and the fat man bared his teeth, and he was very aggrieved: "Uncle, what did I say wrong, what is this a maid." ”
The fat man was beaten very depressed, and his mouth was full of Liaoning flavor, what does it mean, just because of something.
Ha, this makes me happy, and I can't help but answer: "Yes, why don't you beat you to death, let your mouth owe, this time it's okay, hehe"
As soon as I made two hey sounds, I heard "pop" and "oops", I held my head with both hands, squatted on the ground and begged for mercy: "Master, I was wrong...... Oh, no, I was wrong, uncle. ”
I raised my face, looked at Uncle Li pitifully and asked.
"You two little kings and eight calves, let me ask you, did you burn two big ladies for me before you came to the northern primeval forest area, ah." Uncle Li pointed to me and the fat man's noses and asked indignantly.
"Yes, we are filial piety, I'm afraid we won't be able to come back, so I will burn two big girls for you in advance to serve you, what's wrong, this is still wrong." The more I and the fat man listened, the more confused we became, how to burn the ladies for Uncle Li, isn't he just like this, what's the matter, if you learn well, or the underworld has also begun to sweep pornography and fight illegality.
"Oh, you two little calves can make me miserable, oops, those two girls, one is fiercer than the other, what do you say, yes, the desire (he, four sounds) is difficult to fill, take turns to play with me, they are about to suck me dry, or I can cause this b." Uncle Li looked at me and the fat man, his mouth was flattened, and he was about to cry, it seemed that he was really harmed by those two wolf-like girls.
The fat man and I looked at Uncle Li, the merry old god of Yaksh, who had been beating geese all his life and was pecked out of the eye at the end of his life, and I didn't know how to persuade him for a while.
If you want to say that this thing really blames the two of us, what's going on, when I came to the northern primitive forest area with the fat man, I knew that this time into the mountains was more auspicious, so I burned a lot of gold and silver buns for Uncle Li in advance, and then pondered, knowing that Uncle Li was lustful, and it happened that there was a paper maid left at home, so I tied a big lady, and it was also a coincidence, when I opened the face (drew the facial features) of the newly tied paper man, just in time for the old computer to appear a beautiful woman's head, I painted the facial features according to the beauty on a whim, As a result, I saw clearly after the painting that the girl dared to love the famous female u Niyama Airi of the island country, and I didn't think much about it at the time.
I burned it for Uncle Li.
I didn't expect that this New Son Arel was so dedicated that he didn't let Uncle Li be idle for a day, so he ravaged Uncle Li like this, we are indeed responsible for this matter, and it is not strictly controlled.
"Eh, uncle, no, don't you sleep with you in New Bahru Ai, why are you still working in shifts, who is that girl?" As soon as I pondered, no, we all burned a new mountain air, a Filipino maid, so which good sister is the new mountain love with the three fart Li Shu'er.
"You don't know how to fucking count, didn't you burn two big girls, one black and one white, just the two of them, fuck." Uncle Li scolded angrily.
"Oh,, uncle, your mouth is really strong, that black girl is a Filipino maid, it has only become popular recently, and she specially burned it for you to be your mother's call, oops, I'll go, I'm going to pee." The fat man first looked at Uncle Li with an incredible face, and then covered his face with his hand, he was about to twitch, uncomfortable, really uncomfortable, more uncomfortable than being struck by lightning.
"What the hell?" Uncle Li was also stunned at this time, and wanted to cry without tears, "Fuck, I said that as soon as she lay on me, she 'clicked' like mopping the floor, it turned out to be... However, when I teased her, she didn't resist, and seemed to be quite happy. ”
Looking at Uncle Li, who had an innocent face, the fat man and I had black lines on our heads, and we were completely choked by this old light bulb that didn't take it for granted and picked up all the vegetables in the bowl.
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