Buddha Confession Chapter 1: Charlatans
On a rare day off, Lee Myung-bak sat in the teacher's office of Binjiang No. 3 Middle School, carefully correcting students' physics homework. For many teachers, changing homework is an annoying task, but for him it is a casual way – he has a more secretive identity and often has to deal with major incidents. Whenever he was upset, he calmed himself down by changing his homework.
Looking at the assignments, Lee Myung-bak seemed to see the path of life - those students never felt that their life path had actually begun, and that it was clearly seen by someone who had read for many years. Students with very neat homework books and beautiful handwriting will be bound by the fact of reading, and they can dominate in school, but it is difficult to adapt when they leave school; A student with scribbled handwriting but correct answers is a genius who is destined to live a life of displacement—not in their body or in their mind......
Just as an experienced hunter sees several newborn leopard cubs, and from their reaction to the meat pieces brought by their mothers, they can determine which leopard cubs are destined to die, which leopard cubs will survive to adulthood, and which will become a hegemon in the future.
Lee Myung-bak wanted to worship Master Zhiguo of Fangcun Temple as his teacher, and began to practice in earnest—cultivation is another miracle in life science. Master Zhiguo told him, "Walking, sitting, and lying down are all practices. But he didn't teach him how to practice, nor did he formally accept him as an apprentice, but only let him be a registered disciple.
Of course, Lee Myung-bak knew that Master Zhiguo was just treating himself as an official and dealing with it.
However, the eight words "walking, sitting, and lying are all practice" had a great impact on Lee Myung-bak. He now treats changing homework as a kind of practice.
Lee Myung-bak changed to an assignment, and the student's handwriting was very rigid, and each stroke was extremely hard. And there are obvious turns in the corners of the handwriting, like a horizontal and vertical fold that can be written, he has to pause, then turn an obtuse angle, and then turn down to write a vertical.
As far as a junior high school student is concerned, this person behaves as a teenager and an old man, and he should be a class cadre. His angular personality should make him suffer a lot in the future, right?
While Lee Myung-bak was pondering, a crisp sound of high heels sounded, and then Lee Myung-bak smelled a smell of high-end perfume. The fragrance reminds Lee Myung-bak of a summer rose and a summer afternoon encounter.
A dream-like woman appeared in the doorway, her talking eyes staring at Lee Myung-bak.
"Zhuyue Fu Zhu Great Reporter?" Lee Myung-bak put down the pen in his hand, got up and exclaimed in surprise: "How did you get to No. 3 Middle School?" ”
Zhu Yuefu is a news reporter for Binjiang TV, she is beautiful and articulate, and the social programs she hosts are very popular in Binjiang, and it can be said that she knows Zhu Yuefu as a Binjiang person.
"You're Lee Myung-bak?" Zhu Yuefu didn't speak, but a female voice came from behind her, and then a petite girl came out from behind Zhu Yuefu and looked at Li Mingbo defiantly.
"Trouble is coming!" Li Mingbo looked at his face and found that the two girls had bad faces, but he couldn't think of anything he had offended Zhu Yuefu. "I'm Lee Myung-bak, what's the matter with the two of you?" Lee Myung-bak snorted.
Zhu Yuefu walked into the office. At this time, the bell rang for the end of class, and the sound of students cheering could be heard outside—the kind of cheers that the school would ring every time class ended.
Zhu Yuefu walked in with the young girl in a denim outfit. Zhu Yuefu's eyes have been looking at Li Mingbo curiously, and the young girl looks very similar to Zhu Yuefu, but she is smaller and darker, and her eyes are staring straight at Li Mingbo, looking very rude.
Lee Myung-bak was somewhat nervous - mainly because Zhu Yuefu was so beautiful that he was restless. He forced himself to calm down and asked, "What's the matter with the two beauties, please tell me directly." As he spoke, he leaned down on the back of the chair behind him and rested his hands on the back of his head - if Ren Qiuling had been present, he would have pointed out that this was a typical territorial declaration gesture, representing status.
Before Zhu Yuefu could speak, her cute nose was red, and tears fell down her eyes. The girl in the denim suit also had red eyes, and she couldn't hold back her tears, but her eyes were all red.
At this time, a teacher walked in with his own eyes, and when he saw such a scene, he first put his mouth into a perfect circle, and then said, "Oh - you guys are busy, sorry sorry! "Turn around and walk out.
"There's a negotiation inside!" The teacher seemed to whisper to the other teachers, "It's Lee Myung-bak and Zhu Yuefu!" "Oh—" After an exclamation, several grinning faces poked their heads out of the office door frame. Every face was filled with amazement, and every pair of eyes flashed with the word "gossip".
"This is not the place to talk about things, if you can, please come with me!" Lee Myung-bak said with a gentlemanly demeanor. He got up and left the office with the two big beauties, completely ignoring the curious faces.
The two girls followed closely, looking like they were afraid that Lee Myung-bak would run away.
When I came to the playground, I didn't expect all the students in the school to come to watch the three of them - Lee Myung-bak They didn't know each other very well, they only knew that they were teachers, but Zhu Yuefu was so famous, and many girls screamed and surrounded the three of them. Lee Myung-bak had no choice but to shout: "Get out of the way, get out of the way!" Discipline, everyone! Suddenly, a bold little girl squeezed to the front and asked loudly, "Teacher Li, are you in love?" ”
Lee Myung-bak rolled his eyes in anger.
At this time, Lee Myung-bak's face was pale, Zhu Yuefu replied shyly, and the denim suit looked angry, and there was a vivid picture of early love being discovered by his parents.
The three of them finally came to Lee Myung-bak's car, and Lee Myung-bak drove away from the campus, with the cheers of the students behind him, and the boys called "A hundred years of good together, give birth to a noble son early!" ”
Lee Myung-bak laughed angrily! "Hah, these bad boys!"
"You want to be beautiful!" The denim girl behind her screamed.
Lee Myung-bak smiled coldly and said, "The two of you must have something to ask me, please tell me anything!" ”
"Alas!" The denim girl sighed and said, "My sister Zhu Yuefu is suddenly dumb—" She paused deliberately to observe Lee Myung-bak's reaction. Lee Myung-bak was in the special affairs department, and he had seen a lot of strange people and strange things, and he just let out a soft "oh" when he heard the words, and he didn't feel too surprised.
The denim suit and Zhu Yuefu glanced at each other, and they both seemed to be a little happy.
The denim suit continues to tell the story of this incident that seems incredible to them: about half a month ago, Zhu Yuefu came up with a good idea to increase the ratings, which is to expose the tricks of charlatans. For example, there is a qigong master who will perform qigong to make the patient's acupuncture points produce a burning sensation. In fact, this is the reaction of chemicals with water, which creates high temperatures - of course, there is a piece of tin and platinum foil between the chemicals and the human body, otherwise people will be poisoned. Another example is the appearance of the bones, the fortune teller is indeed a blind man, and he can guess a lot of things about the customer as soon as he touches the customer's hand. In fact, the key point is the person who served the tea to the phase master, and when the person handed the tea to the phase master, he gave the phase master some code words with his finger.
After the program was broadcast, the response was very strong, and the ratings of the TV station increased significantly. The leader of the station praised Zhu Yuefu and asked her to let go of her hands and feet.
At this time, a report call called the hotline of the program team, and according to the audience's reaction, someone practiced medicine without a license, claiming that he could live the dead. And every time you see a doctor, you must charge 300,000 yuan.
Zhu Yuefu felt that this news was going to be hot at that time! Unexpectedly, this show could not be broadcast, and she became what she is today.
In order to expose this big liar, Zhu Yuefu devised a plan to make the liar work on the spot: she sent a very healthy staff member, pretending to be a patient after clever makeup, and lying on the hospital bed. Then I brought my own miniature camera and went to find the liar. As long as the liar is greedy and comes to see the staff who pretend to be sick, he will definitely talk nonsense, and then use some magic skills to treat the staff. At this time, reporters and medical advisers who had already been ambushed rushed up, took out the health certificate issued by the hospital, and accused the liar. Scammers are bound to be angry when their tricks are exposed, and they are bound to be helpless in the face of countless accusations – it's definitely a wonderful picture.
Everything was done according to the plan, and the person who pretended to be sick was scorched yellow by the makeup artist, his eyes were deep-set, and his face was full of sickness, and he only breathed more than a dead man; The medical consultant can directly see everything in the ward through the monitoring screen; The other reporters were in ambush and couldn't find anything at all from the outside; Zhu Yuefu came to the Brand Cafe and found the legendary charlatan - the only middle-aged man drinking tea in the café, who was very easy to identify.
Zhu Yuefu has a bit of acting talent, pretending to be pitiful, and begging the charlatans to save her brother. She claimed that her brother had liver cancer, and the hospital had issued a critical illness notice, saying that she only had one month to live.
The charlatan was really fooled, patted his chest and promised that as long as the price was okay, Zhu Yuefu's brother would definitely be able to save it.
It was only said that the two of them rushed to the ward that had been set up long ago, and the staff who pretended to be sick lay motionless on the bed. The charlatan looked at the staff on the hospital bed and immediately said, "This man is indeed sick – but his disease is not in the liver, but in the lungs." And now he has no symptoms, and the average doctor can't see it at all. There are masters behind you! After saying this, he sneered and asked Zhu Yuefu: "Say, who sent you?" ”
Zhu Yuefu was dumbfounded, and took a step back in fright—the other people who had been ambushed rushed up and questioned the liar.
The liar sneered and didn't say anything, just gently pushed Zhu Yuefu, and then shook his hand away.
For the sake of the show, of course, those reporters have to chase them out and try to stop the liars. But by the time they chased them out of the ward, the crooks were gone. At this time, the medical advisor who came after him shouted, "Zhu Yuefu, what's wrong with you?" ”