"Why didn't I tell you? Not only is there an introduction on my Taobao store page, but I also typed so many words for you on QQ that day, haven't you read either of them? I couldn't help but ask.

Ms. Meng said: "How can I read all the words, and even if I do, I can't remember them all in a short time, right?" After all, the human brain is not a computer, do you think that's the truth? "I said in my heart that you were a pig's brain. I wanted to ridicule her again, but I remembered Fang Gang's earnest teaching, so I forced my anger and told her the difference between Tiantong and Ditong Guman on the phone. Ms. Meng expressed surprise and said that Kuman Thong actually had the soul of a baby, which was also terrifying.

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, although there are yin spirits of babies or fetuses in Tiantong Guman's Dharma Appearance, they have been naturalized by the Dragon Po Monk with advanced mana, and they are no longer simple ghosts, but disciples of Master Long Po." After the offerings, the yin spirits of these babies will turn their grievances into mana to bless their owners and improve their fortunes. Many Kuman Thong will treat their owners as their parents. It's normal for you to communicate with it or dream that it calls you mom. ”

Ms. Meng was obviously moved, saying that the friend she inquired about also said the same, it seems that these things in Thailand are really magical. I told her that this statue was personally supervised and blessed by the famous Thai monk Luang Po Yan, and the effect was quite good. Ninety percent of the customers said that they had a strong sense after worshipping, and the feedback was also very good, the most important thing is that the Tiantong Guman blessed by the monk Longpo will definitely not harm the master, and there is no backlash, unlike those Azan or even the black-clothed Azan, the blessed Guman is known as the Tiantong. But it is difficult to serve, and often has trouble with the master, and even makes the owner unlucky.

It's okay not to explain, this explanation, Ms. Meng began to get to the bottom of it again. Ask what is called Longpo monk, what is induction, and what is harming the lord and backlash. I really regretted talking to her about so many Kuman Tong terms, but I had to jump into the pit I dug myself, so I patiently told her about it. The more she talked, the more suspicious Ms. Meng became, and in the end she said, "Kuman Tong is too complicated, I need to know more about it." ”

Hanging up the phone, I regretted this, thinking that now I finally understand why some men and women are in love for a long time and then break up, claiming to be "separated because they understand". Like Ms. Meng's suspicious personality, the more you communicate with her, the more she can't make up her mind.

A few more days passed. Ms. Meng sent me a message on QQ. said that a few days ago, a new male employee was recruited, and although his ability was not as good as her, it was not bad. Unexpectedly, only three days later, the male employee was about to resign, saying that he could not communicate with her and could not work together. Ms. Meng said angrily: "People nowadays don't know what's wrong, their communication skills are too poor, and often I say a lot of things to my subordinates, and the other party only replies with things like 'I know' or 'okay, I'll change it', which is really annoying." ”

I thought to myself, what are you talking to me about these things, and I'm not a garbage bag for you to pour bitter water. Ms. Meng said, "Can you guarantee that the Kuman Tong sold to me is really Luang Po Yan?" What if there is a fake? ”

"Fake one pays ten, it is clearly written on my Taobao homepage." I replied.

Ms. Meng said, "But how do I know it's fake? You can't take this Kuman Tong and go to Thailand to find Luang Po Yan for identification, right? The people around me don't have the ability to identify. Are you right? ”

I said helplessly: "Then even if I promise that it is genuine, you can't check it, and you will suspect that it is fake, and it seems that we can't cooperate." ”

Ms. Meng looked angry: "Why do you speak in the same tone as my subordinates who resigned?" I really don't understand, why can't I meet someone who has no barriers to communication? Alas! "I couldn't answer, so I had to say that someone had told me to go to dinner and talk later. Marudi Yashima.

That night, Ms. Meng called me and asked if there was any other way to trade besides Taobao, such as meeting people, with one hand of money and one hand of goods, but I refused. Thai Buddha brand Kuman and other things are only shipped to me when the master sees the money, and I usually rarely advance money to get the goods, in case the customer does not want it, I will smash it. Unless relatives, friends and old customers, or good goods that don't worry about getting rid of them, such as the 19 Lingkun Ping that was sold to Xiao Zhou before, and the hand-carved Lahu Tianshen sold to the Thai woman Yingluck. But this Ms. Meng is not a relative, although Long Poyan's Gu Man Tong is a good product, but after all, it is a batch blessing, and I dare not guarantee that I will be able to make a move soon.

"That's it, I asked my cousin to trade with you on Taobao, I have a friend who often goes to Thailand, and he is an expert in this aspect of Buddhist cards, and he knows it very well. When you arrive in Changchun, I will ask him to help me see that it is okay, and then ask my cousin to confirm the receipt. Ms. Meng finally compromised. But I didn't agree, from Shenyang to Changchun, the round-trip train ticket is not much money, but how to toss back and forth for seven or eight hours, in order to earn 2,000 yuan to take so much time, I am really lazy. Moreover, Ms. Meng is so picky, and she has a friend who claims to be an expert by her side, in case she doesn't look at it, I will not only pay for the journey but also waste time.

So I told the truth directly, but Ms. Meng said: "If your Kuman Tong is genuine, I will not ask anyone to identify it as fake, I will definitely ask for it, what are your concerns?" ”

I said, "Well, I'll spend time, seven or eight hours." Ms. Meng snorted: "You businessmen, you are not satisfied with spending time to make money!" I was not very happy and said why didn't you come to Shenyang to find me, Ms. Meng said: "I am the customer, and the customer is always right." Do you think that's the truth? ”

For this kind of customer, I have no interest in continuing, so I said I'm sorry, except for the short distance, I don't deliver to the door, and I want to go to Changchun, even the road fee with the hardship fee adds a total of 1,000 yuan. Ms. Meng was not very happy: "You want money at every turn, you business people, are you beggars in your last life, and you have lost your money?" ”

I smiled: "Even if it is, besides, if I go to Changchun, you won't use Shenyang, this money is actually used to buy your time, unless you think that your seven or eight hours are not even worth a thousand yuan, then forget it." This really worked, and Ms. Meng hurriedly said, "How can my seven or eight hours be worth a thousand yuan?" "I smiled and said then you can give two thousand, I don't have too much. Ms. Meng said that she had already talked about a thousand, and she should be honest. I said that I couldn't deny it, and I wanted to add this money to the payment for the goods and pay 6,000 yuan on Taobao.

Ms. Meng snorted: "Isn't it a total of six thousand yuan?" What's the big deal! No matter how good the Thai Buddha is, it is also a pile of mud and plastic, and it can still have jade and jade valuable? How much can the most expensive amulet cost? Ten thousand, twenty thousand? ”

I laughed: "Don't think about the most expensive one, I guess your company boss can't afford it." Ms. Meng didn't believe it and asked me how much it was.

I said, "The late Thai monk Azando, the Chongdiwala Kangfo plaque he made back then is now worth more than 60 million baht, do you want to have a piece?" ”

Ms. Meng asked, "How much is more than 60 million baht?" ”

I replied, "12 million RMB." ”

"Is it so expensive?" Ms. Meng was shocked.

I smiled and said, "It's out of print in a limited edition, and it's worth a lot more than a sports car." ”

Ms. Meng snorted a few times: "With those more than 10 million, do you still need to improve your career and keep your peace, what can't you buy?" "I stopped arguing with her about this matter, and told Ms. Meng that I would immediately post a link to the new product, and ask her cousin to log in to Taobao to pay as soon as possible, and I would leave for Changchun as soon as the payment arrived. I sat in front of my computer, waiting for the message to pop up that someone had paid. But Ms. Meng texted me again, saying that I should change the price from 6,000 to 5,000, and she didn't want me to deliver the goods, so she should mail it.

Her capriciousness had already made me admire it, so I had to change the price again. Half an hour later, the item was photographed and paid for. I immediately notified Fang Gang to deliver the goods to me and remit 3,000 yuan to him. A few days later, I received the package, I opened it for inspection, and then repacked it and sent it to the address provided by Ms. Meng in Changchun by domestic express.

When Ms. Meng received the goods, she asked me, "How do I know if this Kuman Thong is a fake?" ”