152 Before Christmas Eve
There are several guests in the house, and although it is close to Christmas Eve, Maggie, as a housewife (who has left her job and her current househusband is Jason), still has to take care of her husband's job.
So, there are eight stunning beauties in the family at once, who should be the happiest?
Of course, it's Mike Seaver, the eldest son who is in heat everywhere.
It's just that this ** horse has met a few stunning beauties that should not be encountered in the world.
Strategy 1, Levy's scene: Snowy parking apron, Levy is standing on a familiar and unfamiliar street in a daze. The self-proclaimed love saint, and indeed deceived the little girls in the neighborhood, the handsome sixteen-year-old high school guy Mike Seaver changed into what he thought was the most handsome suit in his life, and walked to Levi's side, intending to have a companion on Christmas Eve.
"That...... This beautiful young lady ~ such a nice weather ...... right now"
"If you don't want a hole or two in your head, I advise you to get out of here, useless little thing."
- Raiders: Levi has failed before he can speak. But it's really worthy of being **, and even Levi has to retreat from the people who come up.
Strategy 2, the scene of the constellation:
"That...... This beautiful young lady ~ such a nice weather ...... right now"
"I'm sorry, this gentleman, my lord, is having an important conversation inside. If you don't want something extraneous, don't bother. Otherwise, when it is. ”
With a click, Xingcai couldn't drink the cup sent by her mother Maggie in her hand anyway, and pinched the coffee cup with the coffee and crushed it!
- Raiders Star Constellation also failed.
Strategy 3, the scene of Poison Island Tsuneko:
"That...... This beautiful young lady ~ is such a good weather now...... "Why is this always the sentence? Because this is what Mike Seaver said from a book called "Bold and Hot Love", it is said that the success rate of pick-up is as high as 95.0%.
"Mr. Seaver? That one...... How long does your father's consultation take? I can't wait. "The face is a little red, which makes the poison island beautiful and makes this ** feel that the heavens and the earth have changed color, and the Lord Christ has really risen." Mr. Levi ...... When will it come out? I have something urgent to talk to him. But when the other party read Levi's name, he knew that there was no hope for him to attack in thirty years.
Strategy 4......
All in all, Tessa speaks a whole bunch of military jargon, plus a bunch of equations that Einstein also scratched his head. The boy, who had failed the exam papers and could be sold as scrap paper for at least $300, was dizzy for about ten minutes and fled. As for the four sabers......
My Lord Christ, Mike swears that if you want to find a girlfriend in this life, you must first look at the amount of food you have to eat!
Of course, he thought it most difficult to understand why the young lady in the red dress, Nero, was able to study Shakespeare's plays with his nerdy sister, and the Roman and Greek plays, which were almost upside down.
(Historically, Nero's favorite thing to do, aside from xxoo, stirring the ki, and going to the Colosseum to go crazy himself, was to attend various theatrical performances.) Even before he died, he said not words of fear, but said, 'This world is missing a great man of drama'. )
Eight raids, eight failures - before Christmas Eve, our Lord Christ gave this ** a lesson - don't think that beautiful girls can get close, this group of species that are much better than men are like beautiful poisonous mushrooms.
"Thank you, doctor." Levi finally walked out of Jason Seaver's office, the study of the other party's home. It seems that it solves a lot of knots: "I will definitely do what you say, and try to see how long I can live." ”
"Mr. Li, I don't think you understand what I mean at all - forget it, if possible, I can ask you to spend more time in my office at the same time next week to talk about your marital values!"
"Hahaha...... If you have a chance, Levi! The next one is you, let me in for treatment. Listen, if you dare to do anything to Dr. Seaver, I swear I'm going to send you to the world of the Dark Bible? - Constellation, you continue to stand guard at the door. Rush in as soon as there is any movement, and remember to keep Dr. Sever's safety safe. ”
Levi said bitterly, not paying the slightest attention to the fact that Jason Seaver's face had turned a miserable green.
For no other reason, three of the four Artorian sisters brought by Levi were eating a game with their youngest son, Benn, while watching a historical feature film called "King Arthur".
"Ahh Levy waved her hand, and finally turned around and smiled at Levi gloomily, and said, "Unless he touches my bottom line, I can't say for sure~ Come on, Uncle Sam, I'll see what you can treat me." ”
With a bang, the office door slammed shut.
“…… Starshow, you can show me some points. Levi thought about Levi's powder keg temper in "Black Reef" with palpitations, and said, "Dr. Seafer just worshiped me as a brother, and he did everything he needed to do except for not cutting off the head of the chicken and burning the yellow paper - he must not have anything wrong!" ”
"You can rest assured that Uncle Chinese over there, Dad is amazing." Sitting on the sofa, Benn, who is less than ten years old, didn't even look back, watched the TV show and said: "Dad once saved a soldier comrade who was injured in the jungle in Vietnam. ”
…… Isn't that Forrest Gump?
"Hmm...... I'm going to talk to all of you about upgrading your outfits. Levi stood at the door and listened carefully for three minutes, and after confirming that Jason Seaver's life signal had not disappeared, he took out his notebook and said while flipping through it: "The first and second were supposed to be Levi and Xingcai, but they both have their own tasks now...... Well, Tesa ......"
"Teacher!" Before Levi could finish speaking, Poison Island had already rushed out of the kitchen. Just now, she has been in the kitchen with Tessa to help Maggie prepare the turkey for Christmas Eve, as well as a series of beautiful Japanese sweets and dishes. And at this moment, she is wearing a housewife's apron, and she feels even more Yamato Nadeshiko: "I want to ...... I have something to say to you. ”
“…… All right. Levi nodded, seeing that Tessa who came out together didn't have any opinions, Levi nodded and said: Those who should come will definitely come.
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