Chapter 187: Seriously off-topic
Jin Jiazi turned out the wrench pliers again, and said that he would repair the water pipes today no matter what, in order to repay his brothers for their support for his life events.
But before his plan to repay his kindness could be implemented, there was a knock at the door.
Bang bang bang --
Bang bang bang --
The door knocked heavily and urgently, Jin Jiazi put down his tools and frowned to open the door: "The one who delivered the courier again?" I'm addicted to it--" He opened the door and just wanted to scold, but he was stunned for a moment, "Uh--you--are -- Reporter Lu?!" ”
>> Yes, it's me, I didn't expect Master Jin to remember! "Outside the door stood a young man with a weak culture, in his twenties, not outstanding.
Jin Jiazi let the young man into the house and introduced him to Brother Mu: "Lu Lin, it is the reporter who went to 'Tongniu Town' to collect wind and survived. ”
Brother Mu said hello, and Lu Lin hurriedly nodded and said hello, calling Master Mu.
"Well, I've been here three or four times this time!" Lu Lin said to Jin Jiazi with an anxious face.
& What do we have to do? Jin Jiazi asked.
"If there's something, you can save me--" Lu Lin shouted in fear, "I, I'm haunted by ghosts!" ”
>> Slowly said--" Jin Jiazi let Lu Lin onto the sofa.
"I don't need to say it, I've written it all down--" Lu Lin blushed and handed over a small notebook.
Su Jiaojiao took it suspiciously, opened it and looked at it, and was stunned.
On the first page of the book, there is a book title number, and a few words are expanded in it.
Those things when you meet ghosts.
Su Jiaojiao turned to the second page suspiciously, and it turned out to be a brief introduction.
& Fan Xiao reporter Lu Lin, in a wind collection encounter with demons, after escaping back alone, changed his temperament, focused on the theory of ghosts and gods, studied ancient and modern anecdotes, read all the world's myths and legends, and then whimsical, wrote several supernatural novels, uploaded them to the Internet, caused a shock in the industry, followed by tens of millions of fans, praised as a masterpiece of gods.........
One day, the code word in front of the table was about to rise, but unexpectedly he was haunted by a ghost, and his life was on the verge of ........."
After reading it, Su Jiaojiao glanced at Lu Lin blankly.
Lu Lin explained with a dry smile: "Since I came home from that small village, I have not had the heart to do some more interview and writing work, and I have been in a mess all day long, as if I have lost my soul, and I can't listen to the editor-in-chief when I go to the newspaper office, and the communication with my colleagues is full of ghosts and gods."
Lu Lin smiled, his face turned a little redder, "That fragrance on Xiao Zhang's body -- I don't know what brand of cosmetics he uses -- when it comes to cosmetics, I heard that Lancôme has been engaged in activities recently--"
Su Jiaojiao looked at Lu Lin in a daze, not knowing what he was going to say, she gently clubbed Brother Mu with her elbow, and whispered: "Brother, it seems that I have met someone who jumps more tightly than my thinking---"
Brother Mu was also a little dazed -- this is a kind of jumping thinking, and it is clearly a mental illness!
"Master, I, I'm either mentally ill, or after being frightened last time, my nerves are a little fragile, and my thinking is a little active--" Lu Lin saw what Brother Mu was thinking, and hurriedly explained. Jin Jiazi nodded on the side and said yes, I have indeed seen it before.
& Seeing me like this, he gave me a long vacation to recuperate at home, and I was able to rest well, but I couldn't relax at all, and when I was alone at home, I closed my eyes and thought of my colleague who died tragically in that small village--" Lu Lin's smile became more and more gloomy, and he sighed and recounted.
& Those colleagues died really miserably at that time, some of them were blown out of their heads, and some of their hands and feet were cut off -- just because of this, I have never gnawed on pig's trotters and chicken paws, and it is uncomfortable to think about them -- besides, I don't like to eat these things in the first place, in fact, it is still duck head and my appetite, mixed with spicy, add more ingredients, pour two sips of beer, it is simply a delicacy in the world -- beer I like to drink 'Yinhao' the most, but then I heard that something happened -- I changed it to ......" Lu Lin frowned again when he looked at Brother Mu, Immediately brought the topic back --
& I was sad, but I also knew that I couldn't just be so decadent, so I thought of a way -- find something to do for myself, start reading, no matter what kind of book, as long as there are words, I read it, I read too much for a while, I couldn't help but write, writing and writing that I felt that it was not interesting to just make my own mistakes, and it happened that my salary was also stopped by the newspaper, and I had no source of livelihood, so I posted the novels I wrote on the Internet, hoping to make some money, but I didn't see a few people reading them after writing 13 tricks -- by the way, I called my situation on the Internet. Hit the street' -- I was looking at a particularly popular book on fighting spirit and cultivating truth, so I also wanted to write one, and the title of the book also leaned on the red book, called "Dou Breaking the Sky", but then I didn't know which hacker lacked morality, and added a 'well' word in the middle of the last two words of my book title, which was broken, and the editor didn't get through the review, and I was stunned and said that I was an adult**, and then I heard that there was a Japanese film and television company that wanted to sue me, saying that I was infringing...... I had to re-write, I heard that writing about the palace fight can be popular, I wanted to make up a palace novel, the plot was thought out, the story of the queen and the palace maid competing for favor, the first time the emperor saw the queen shouted 'eh', the first time he met the palace maid called 'hey', so they were called 'eh queen' and 'feed the nobles', the title of the book is ready-made, it is named after the two heroines, called "Eh Feed Fight"! What a good subject -- but the editor banned it -- "
Lu Linkou was like a river, and he didn't seem to notice the expressions of Brother Mu and the others, and he was still talking.
I was about to reason with him, but what he said really poured cold water on me -- he said, 'You think I can't see if you replace the title with Chinese characters?' You say, how wronged am I?! Later, I learned from the pain and decided to write a book about crossing over, about Ximenqing's crossing into the Grand View Garden.
> Brother, you got it, it's a good 12 hairpins, you have to give disaster? Jin Jiazi really couldn't listen to it, so she stopped Lu Lin's words.
&Ah, the editor said the same, I was worried, that day I suddenly thought of what I had encountered in that small village before, on a whim, I tried to post a paragraph on the Internet, and it turned out that there were a lot of people who read it, and I began to read the monster novel while adding oil and vinegar to the next update, which was also fame and fortune, but how to think about it in the last few days--" Lu Lin finally got to the point, but did not go on.....................