Chapter 40: The Parasite 3
Miss Xie's corpse saw that Luo Buzhai couldn't do it, so she turned to kill her father. She pursed her lips again and snorted. A black snake of smoke came out of her nose and crawled towards her father.
The black thing came to Grandpa's nose, and Grandpa saw clearly that the shape of the smoke this time was not only snake-shaped, but also had many slender feet around the snake's body, as if it was a centipede. Obviously, the evil aura released by Miss Xie's corpse this time was even more powerful than just now. If you let it crawl into your body, you will definitely not die or be injured.
While seeing the shape clearly, Daddy smelled a foul smell. Daddy finally understood that this black smoke was the legendary corpse qi. After death, people will begin to decay from the body, and corpse gas is the gas emitted when the human body begins to decay, and this gas naturally has a foul smell. If someone in the family has died, the family members should give the deceased a bath before putting the deceased in the coffin, and then wear clothes and hats. In this process, if you are not careful, it is easy to inhale corpse gas. People with poor physical fitness will not be able to bear this kind of corpse qi if they inhale it. In case the family members of the deceased are invaded by the corpse qi and fall ill, they can buy mulberry branches for one and a half cents, mugwort leaves for one and a half cents, realgar five cents, and cinnabar five cents at the Chinese medicine store. After the mulberry branches, calamus, and mugwort leaves are decocted, realgar and cinnabar are washed, and the body is washed to remove the corpse qi.
Of course, the corpse gas that can be removed is very small corpse gas. If you inhale too much corpse gas, I am afraid that your life will not be saved.
This Miss Xie's corpse can control the direction of the dispersion of corpse qi, and it can also condense corpse qi into shape, which is really rare, and its strength can also be seen. No wonder Luo Buzhai called her "grandma" when he saw her!
Grandpa glanced at Luo Buzhai and hoped that he would find a way to help. But Luo Buzhai put the handkerchief in after sneezing, and didn't see that his grandfather was in danger. Since Abba Xu changed his name to Luo Buzhai, he often carried a handkerchief with him. When the weather is a little hot, he sweats very easily, and needs a handkerchief to wipe the sweat from his face.
Luo Buzhai continued to discuss the details of the marriage with the Xie family's father, and he couldn't see the centipede-like corpse qi.
The father of the Xie family, whose face was covered with oil, was even more unlikely to see the corpse. If he could see it, he should have realized when his daughter harmed Luo Buzhai just now.
When the black centipede crawled up to Daddy's nose and was about to get in, Daddy hurriedly tilted his head and pretended to look at the furnishings in the house. So, the black centipede's trick failed.
Miss Xie's corpse pouted again.
The black centipede immediately adjusted its direction and continued to crawl towards Daddy's nostrils.
Just as the black centipede was about to touch the tip of Daddy's nose, Daddy turned his head in another direction.
Miss Xie's corpse pouted again. It was as if there was a thin invisible line between her mouth and the black smoke centipede, which was the puppet she controlled with her mouth.
The black smoke centipede stalked, and wherever Daddy turned his head, it crawled as fast as it could.
Luo Buzhai saw his grandfather's head spinning around, very unnaturally, so he asked, "Young Master Ma, is your neck uncomfortable?" On formal occasions, Luo Buzhai called his father as the young master of the horse, and the grain officer as the master of the horse. In private, Luo Buzhai called his grandfather's name and called the grain officer uncle.
Grandpa had a bad seizure in front of the Xie family's father, so he had to be embarrassed and said, "Yes, I slept on the pillow last night, and my neck couldn't be twisted." ”
When my father twisted his neck, he happened to see an ornamental fan on the table next to him, and the fan was painted with a picture of a lady, and the lady in the picture was also holding a fan in her hand.
Grandpa couldn't care so much, stepped forward and grabbed the fan in his hand, and kept fanning the wind in front of his nose. Since the black centipede was formed by smoke condensation, it should be afraid of the wind blowing away. Daddy deliberately made the fan very large.
Miss Xie's corpse couldn't help but chuckle, and her mouth suddenly spewed out a large cloud of ink-like smoke like a cuttlefish. She ridiculed her grandfather and said: "It's not dog days now, and our house is also cool and shady, why does Ma Xiucai still fan to cool off?" Could it be that the yang energy in the body is too strong? ”
The father of the Xie family was worried about his fan, and hurriedly said: "Ma Xiucai, my fan is not for fanning, I spent a lot of money to buy it from others at a high price." If you're hot, I'll ask someone to bring you a fan. But my house is quiet all year round, so I don't feel the heat. ”
The father of the Xie family was worried that the uncle who had not yet entered the door was suffering from a hidden disease, and that his daughter would be widowed after she got married, so he said: "Even if the etiquette is in the hall and the eight characters match, I have to ask a well-known doctor in the city to help you take a look, so as not to find out if there is a hidden disease in the body." Timely detection and timely treatment, and it is not too late to talk about marriage after being cured. ”
Miss Xie's corpse leaned back with laughter when she heard her father's words. She covered her mouth with her hands and said, "Father, you are too worried. I think he's doing well. "Miss Xie's corpse knew that Grandpa kept turning his head to avoid her corpse qi, so he knew that Grandpa didn't have a hidden illness.
"You study female celebrity in the boudoir every day, and you haven't studied medicine, how do you know if others have hidden diseases? Tighten up for me! The father of the Xie family reproached his daughter for her presumptuousness.
What made Grandma feel angry was that Luo Buzhai asked Grandma why he didn't feel stiff on the way he came just now, but now he was uncomfortable, whether he really had a hidden illness as Xie Jia's father said.
Daddy couldn't answer, but the fan in his hand shook faster.
Miss Xie's corpse pouted again.
The black smoke centipede immediately coiled itself like a snail in a pond. Then it rolled up and approached Daddy. This coiled body reduced the area affected by the wind a lot. Although the smoke on its body is constantly blown away, it is as harmless as blowing off the dust on its body.
Seeing that this was not going to work, Grandpa hurriedly handed the fan back to the Xie family's father, and took the opportunity to bend down and avoid the pesky centipede. When it followed the Xie family's father, the grandfather suddenly withdrew his steps and returned to Luo Buzhai's side. This one is like dancing.
The father of the Xie family and Luo Buzhai looked at his grandfather's movements suddenly strange, and looked at him incomprehensibly.
"You are ......" The eyes of the Xie family's father revealed more and more unease. At this time, he was not only worried that his uncle, who had not yet passed the door, had a hidden illness, but also worried that this uncle's brain was not very sharp.
Grandpa hurriedly pointed to his shoes and said, "On the way here, there was sand in my shoes, and I just stepped on the sand and it hurts." After saying that, Daddy pretended to take off his shoes and looked for the non-existent sand inside the shoes.
Grandpa expected that Miss Xie's corpse would take this opportunity to drive centipedes to attack him. Because at this time he had already taken off his shoes and could not move around casually.
Sure enough, the black smoke centipede stretched itself again, reverted from hovering to meandering, and then quickly rushed towards Grandpa's nose.
Daddy was waiting for this unsuspecting onslaught. It was too late, but it was too soon, and Grandpa raised his shoes and swatted the soles of his shoes at the centipede like a fly and a bug!
Syllable!
The sole of the shoe slapped against the centipede, making a loud noise in contact with the ground.
The Xie family's father and Luo Buzhai were startled by this voice.
Grandpa pressed the soles of his shoes, raised his head, and explained to the Xie family's father: "I'm sorry, I saw a fly just now, and I slapped it to death." ”
"Oh-" The father of the Xie family was relieved to be suspicious again.
Removing the soles of his shoes, Grandpa saw that the centipedes on the ground had been shattered into powder. The smell is choking. The powder is absorbed like water in a dry ground, leaving no trace.
There were no corpses of flies on the ground, but the Xie family's father and Luo Buzhai would not come over to see it, so Grandpa was able to pass by.
Grandpa looked at Miss Xie's corpse again, her expression was slightly surprised, as if she never thought that Grandpa could smash the black centipede.
When she looked at her father, he gave him a stern look to show that he was not afraid of her little carving skills.
Now that the sand that doesn't exist in the shoes has been disposed of, it's not good to keep the shoes in your hands all the time.
Daddy put on his shoes and straightened up.
But as soon as he straightened his waist, he saw countless centipedes crawling out of the seven orifices of Miss Xie's corpse, and there were black centipedes in the nose, ears, and corners of the eyes, and countless feet crawling out. Miss Xie's originally good-looking face suddenly became hideous and terrifying. The centipedes crawled from her face to her neck, then through her collar, down her body to her feet, and finally from her feet to her father's side.
At this time, even if you take off the shoes on both feet and slap them, you can't resist so many centipedes.
Grandpa thought to himself, it's over, even if he runs away at this time, I'm afraid he won't be able to run away from this young lady's boudoir.
It's easy to be wise in a hurry.
In a moment of despair, Grandpa suddenly had a flash of inspiration and remembered the shell sachet he was carrying.
Since this corpse gas is stinky, it should be difficult to resist the fragrance of the shell sachet. If the scent of the shell sachet can drown out the stench of corpse gas, then the toxicity of corpse gas should also subside.
This was just Daddy's speculation at the time. Since there is no other way, I can only try it with the shell sachet.
Daddy quickly took out the shell sachet from the dark bag.
A fresh fragrance immediately wafted out.
The fragrance was not visible, but when my father saw the centipedes coming in like a tide on the ground, he saw the shape of the fragrance. Because those centipedes that were close to Grandpa were suddenly shattered, and then quickly absorbed by the dry ground, just like the centipedes that had just been slapped by the soles of their shoes. Around Grandpa, a blank space quickly appeared. The shape of the empty space is the shape of the fragrance.
Miss Xie's corpse didn't expect her grandfather to have this hand, and her face suddenly lost color.
Grandpa simply sent the Buddha to the west, walked into Miss Xie's corpse with a shell sachet, stuffed the shell sachet into Miss Xie's corpse, and said politely while stuffing: "When we meet for the first time, I don't have anything good to give you, so let's send a sachet." This sachet was obtained by chance when I was in Sichuan, its aroma is very special, and it is endless, unlike ordinary sachets that have lost their fragrance after a period of use. I think you should like it. ”