Chapter 348: By the way, rob a color
readx;?“ Uncle, is this what you call the City of Prisoners? Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Looking at the gloomy city, the fat man looked at Uncle Li with some hesitation and asked.
"Well, this is Prison Heart City, but I haven't been here for a while, I didn't expect it to be so depressed, and what do these lanterns mean, it's really weird." Uncle Li looked at the dilapidated city that looked like a long-abandoned ghost town, and his heart was also full of questions.
"It's here, whatever, if you come, you'll be safe, let's go first." Uncle Li looked at me and the fat man, and then at Shen Han and Lao Huo, who had been holding hands, and decided to enter the Prison Heart City first before making plans.
Uncle Li led us down a slow slope that was not too steep, and came to the dilapidated city, which was surrounded by high blue walls and looked like a huge prison.
Uncle Li was familiar with the road, and led us along the root of the high wall to a tattered wooden door, and pushed the hidden wooden door, and with a squeak, the wooden door opened at the right time, and in the door, there was a mottled lookout tower, but there was no ghost upstairs.
"What the hell, why don't you even have a ghost standing guard." Uncle Li looked at the empty watchtower, and couldn't help frowning, his face unhappy.
"Okay, uncle, you're not a ghost now, you're a trafficker who abducts and sells women, can you invest a little, I haven't heard of criminals scolding their mothers when they see that there are no police in the prison, hehe" The fat man felt very funny when he saw that Uncle Li had committed an occupational disease again, so he laughed half persuasively and half playfully.
"Ah, I forgot, your uncle is the black boss now, this." Uncle Li also reacted, shook his head amusedly, no longer filled with righteous indignation, and led us into the Prison Heart City.
There is no shortage of tall buildings in the Prison Heart City, but those buildings look very old, looking like the architectural style of the seventies of the last century, the red brick flat-roofed buildings, and the spacious bluestone slabs Although there is no lack of ghosts on the road, most of those ghosts are dressed in light gray robes, and without exception they are in a hurry, for the sudden appearance of Uncle Li and a few of us "ghosts", it seems to be very scared, after a quick glance at us, he lowered his head and hurriedly walked away, as if he was afraid of causing trouble.
Of course, there are also some unscrupulous ghosts who are not afraid of us, but are very interested, and even stare at us with a snatching look like a hungry wolf seeing its prey, and have an eerie smirk on their faces.
Although the ghosts have very different attitudes towards us, they give us the same feeling, an indescribable eerie and terrifying feeling, which makes the tailbones chill and feel like a man's back.
Uncle Li didn't seem to be surprised by the changes in the Prison Heart City, and after carefully observing the surrounding environment, Uncle Li motioned for a few of us to follow him, and then left the main street and turned into a small alley next to it.
The small alleys are filthy and messy, with sewage flowing sideways, and the ground is full of yellow paper money used in the funeral of the dead.
"What the hell is going on here, it's like entering a grave circle, with white paper lanterns for wakes on it, and paper money on the ground, why is it so scary?" The fat man looked at it and followed up the abnormal environment around the funeral home, and muttered with some dissatisfaction.
"There's really something wrong here, there's an inexplicable evil aura, anyway, everyone should be vigilant and be careful." Uncle Li rubbed his hands and reminded the four of us to pay attention to our own safety.
"Also, we'd better get out of here as soon as possible, and hopefully we won't have any more trouble." After speaking, Uncle Li walked briskly in front.
However, just as Uncle Li and the four of us were consciously speeding up their pace, a noisy sound suddenly came from behind them.
Uncle Li sighed, turned around, looked behind him coldly, and the fat man and I also turned around and stood on both sides of Uncle Li, looking at the front with a cold face.
A group of sinister and murderous ghosts are outflanking us with iron ring rulers, apparently unkind.
However, the fat man and I did not pay much attention to these evil ghosts in front of us, who were like hooligans running rampant with brute force, because, with the abilities of our little brothers today, it would be like a play to clean them up.
Seeing that the fat man and I were about to go over to deal with those turtle demons, Uncle Li stopped us, then looked at those devils, and said loudly: "Where are you coming from, report a man'er, everyone is close and close." ”
"Fuck, uncle, you really look like the underworld, with a mouth full of cuts in the rivers and lakes, which makes both of us little brothers stunned." The fat man looked at Uncle Li with admiration and praised from the bottom of his heart.
", don't fix these things that you don't need, I didn't see the trouble coming again, why is this not over,." Uncle Li didn't listen to what the fat man said at all, just stared at the ghosts in front of him and pondered something.
Seeing that Uncle Li and we were blocking them in the middle of the alley, the ghosts with iron ring rulers came to our vicinity and stopped, and one of them, Humpty Dumpty with dark circles, looked at us and asked gloomily: "What are you doing, do you come to Prison Heart City to join relatives and friends or plan to live for a long time, why don't you go to Master Su to worship the mountain gate to post posts,, dumb, ask you, you are paralyzed." ”
Seeing that Humpty Dumpty was talking as if he was talking like a big dung, revealing a rude arrogance that was used to being rampant and domineering, Uncle Li, who had always been accustomed to pretending to be forced, was unprecedentedly unmoved, but just smiled faintly: "Cross." ”
"Passing by, who the are you bluffing, there are too many roads in this underworld, you are walking here blindly, you must not have a good heart, don't make this useless, let's say, what do you want to do in Prison Heart City." The short and fat man pursed his lips, not believing Uncle Li's explanation at all.
"Then what do you say we're doing?" Uncle Li grinned, looked at the Humpty Dumpty man and said.
"Look at the way you guys are head-wrenching, and you deliberately drill the alley when you walk, and you have a ghost in your heart at a glance, this is a big girl who has kidnapped someone's house, and she is ready to find a place to shoot, right, the short and fat man looked at Uncle Li, and had to fiddle with the iron ring ruler in his hand, as if he had caught Uncle Li's bare ass in bed, and the laugh was quite obscene.
Uncle Li bared his teeth and smiled, seemingly acquiescing.
Seeing Uncle Li's ambiguous expression, the Humpty Dumpty man became even more proud: "Haha, who are we who are the tricksters who don't hide the blankets, you know at a glance that you are not good cakes, okay, since they are all mixed up, the rules should be understood, why don't you go to the master's house to post and worship the mountain gate, it's too ignorant." ”
"Ah, we first arrived in Guibao Land, and we don't understand the rules, so what, brothers, dare to ask if it is a poor master in the public gate." Uncle Li didn't answer the Humpty Dumpty man's words directly, but looked at the iron ring ruler in their hands, and asked about their identities as soon as his voice changed.
"Ghost, fuck, you're fucking scolding us, right, the ghost is a jb hair, remember, in the city of the heart of the city, this acre of three points of land, only the old man Su is good, if his old man sneezes, the ghosts of the whole city will get bird flu...... Bah, it's wrong, tell you, if the you dare to tell Master Su what I just said, I'll peel off the skins of your whole family,. The Humpty Dumpty man turned around and threatened those fellow party members who were also roe heads and rats, and then looked at Uncle Li, and smiled: "Even if you are lucky to meet me today, you are old, you should be more sensible than those two little cubs, what about me, I don't say dark words, you leave some wine money for my brothers, I don't embarrass you, what's the matter." ”
The Humpty Dumpty man looked like he was bargaining with Uncle Li, but in fact, there was no room for blackmail, if he encountered this kind of thing in ordinary times, the fat man and I didn't care at all, it was nothing more than to take some gold and silver bills, but unfortunately, we didn't let us bring anything with us to Yin Chuanshan this time, so we almost let us close the ghost door with only pants on, so we are really a penniless slippery family now.
As for Uncle Li, the fat man and I know too well that his old man's pocket is cleaner than his face, if the money can stay in his pocket overnight, it will be a crime, not to mention, as far as the Aunt Hong he saw in the house, it is estimated that it should be quite expensive to raise, plus Uncle Li is so showy, and he smiles for the beauty, so naturally he spends money like water, so we don't expect his old man to come up with the money to buy the road.
"No money, what the are you,." The fat man didn't pay attention to those ghosts at all, and seeing that Uncle Li was still talking to them with a sneering New Year's greeting, the fat man had already come to the fire, and at this time, he was about to start doing it.
Uncle Li hurriedly stopped the fat man who was eager to try, for fear that the fat man would not hold back and get started, I understand Uncle Li'er's distress, after all, we are not a ghost who can swagger through the city now, but a wanted criminal in the underworld, once we get into trouble, we are not afraid of these little ghosts, but if we alarm the ghost here, we will definitely report to Qin Baotong, then we will be in trouble.
"We really don't have any money on us, can we be a master and give it a convenience, and we will be rewarded for our decay in the future." Uncle Li arched his hand and said a few words about the scene, hoping to settle the matter.
"No money, no matter, who doesn't have a heroic shortness of breath and emergency times, so what, then you can leave those two little chicks to accompany our brothers, and when you have money in the future, you will redeem the ghosts of the two of them...... Oops, me. ”
That Humpty Dumpty was originally coming at Shen Han and Lao Huo, the two beauties behind us, and when he heard us say that he had no money, he was in the middle of it, so he looked at Shen Han and Lao Huo with a confused face, salivating.
However, just when the Humpty Dumpty kicked his nose on the ground (Northeast dialect: refers to animal estrus), the fat man, who was already about to be blown up by the prostate, couldn't bear it anymore, reached out and pulled out the dark iron sword covered by clothes behind his back, adjusted the hilt, and hit the nose of the guy with the tail of the hilt, and after scolding the kid, he squatted on the ground with an ugly face, and his face was black.
(Readers, greatly, due to business trips from Wednesday to Sunday, only one change per day, please forgive me, Sunday will resume normal updates, please forgive me, thank you)
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