Chapter Eighty-Nine: Yin and Yang Head
After listening to Su Honghui's explanation, we knew that the taboo profession of applying makeup to the dead had such a long history. They all sighed, the wheel of history turned, and I don't know how many ancient inheritances are drowned in the dust of history.
As for the soul-hooking straight road, Li Yuncong explained.
The so-called Hook Soul Straight Road, in fact, is not a real Hook Soul Straight Road, but a ghost gate, the national highway passes through the ghost gate, and the accident is almost otherwise, I really don't know what the people who designed this national road thought, and they didn't avoid it.
In ancient times, people built roads and bridges to see if there was a ghost gate nearby, and if there was, they must definitely avoid it, and would rather go around the bend than never pass through the ghost gate.
Because the road of the yang world does not coincide with the road of the underworld, the one that Gu Jianfeng and I walked is a very rare Yangguan Road and Huangquan Road, forming the Yin and Yang Road.
There are more ghosts here, and some powerful ghosts will naturally find stand-ins, hoping that they can be reincarnated as soon as possible, ordinary ghosts and ghosts don't have much ability, and they can't do much harm to people, but these ghosts and ghosts are different, they have the ability to control people's brains and even bodies.
In this case, a car accident is almost inevitable, only those who have heavy yang energy, or more evil energy, can survive safely, and those who are a little weaker are easy to be controlled by these things, and they don't know what is going on until they die.
Although it looks like a straight road, once it is blinded by a ghost or controlled by a body, the car will often crash into pedestrians or large trees and deep pits next to the road, causing major traffic accidents.
Therefore, people who drive, especially those who often run night trains, are very taboo about these places.
For a while, everyone talked a lot about this topic, which probably means that they have encountered similar things, but what they said is much the same, and there is nothing new.
I simply sat up, lit a cigarette and listened to them loudly discussing where there is a similar road, looking nothing, but there are frequent traffic accidents, sometimes the accidents are very weird, obviously can be avoided, but the driver seems to have a grudge against pedestrians to kill their father, take their wives, and directly hit people.
After a long time of talking about a topic, it was still the same words, and gradually, everyone got tired of it, and they got up and went to the junction of the two carriages of the train to smoke.
I lit a cigarette and was afraid that I would be caught by the police, so I followed them and stood in the aisle to smoke.
The train was a little unstable, and we all leaned back on the carriage, smoking cigarettes and talking about some interesting things that happened to us, and one of us almost laughed at an incident that happened in their village.
This person is a big man, surnamed Li, most people don't call him by his name, but call him by his nickname, Li is a big man, and he is also a warm-hearted person, although he doesn't have much prestige in the village, but his popularity is not bad, and whoever has something is willing to ask him for help.
What he said was an incident that happened to him, and it can also be said that he was a very superb person, this person was called Li Yang, and he was also close.
In rural areas, the so-called close door refers to two families with the same surname, and several generations up are still their own family, but out of the five genera, they can only be regarded as close doors, not relatives.
I am very familiar with his statement, because my family is rural, and there is also a saying that the door is near, the so-called five genera, that is, five generations up, if the last five generations are brothers with each other, that is, there are no five genera, and the last five generations are cousins, even if they are five genera.
There is such a saying among the people, calling out the five genera, whether they are relatives or not relatives, the blood relationship has been completely weakened, and there is no so-called relatives, which can only be regarded as close doors.
This one named Li Yang is definitely the best fighter jet, of course, this is according to Li Dazi's statement, the two have a good personal relationship, and they are generally together no matter what they do, but this kid will always make some things that make people laugh and cry.
Once, the two of them wandered out on the street together, because it was night, and there were not many people on the street, so he introduced Li Dazi to what kind of store was "selling meat".
This kid is good at everything, but there is only one thing, he likes prostitution, he can't save money in his hand, as long as he has a little money, he wants to go to the flower street and willow lane, which store is how the little girl lives, he is clearer than anyone else.
As they walked, the two of them came to the door of a half-open, pink hair salon with the lights inside.
"I bet with you, this must be that business, don't you believe we can go in and take a look?"
Li Yang whistled lightly and said to the big man Li.
"I believe it, I believe it, let's not go in, we have to work tomorrow, besides, it's not easy for you to make some money, isn't it better to save money to marry a daughter-in-law than anything else?"
Big Li's words are completely for his good, but Li Yang doesn't think so, his life motto is to be happy and happy, and to be drunk today and drunk tomorrow.
But this time he really listened to his brother, and instead of going over, he continued along the street.
There are not many other shops on this street, barber shops and hairdressers are next to each other, and while the two of them are walking, Li Yang will introduce to Li Dazi which of these stores are engaged in leather and meat business, and which ones are serious business, because he often goes in and out of such places, and he looks at the past is not far from ten.
"Hey, I can't tell if this is a serious business or that, no, I'll go in and test it."
The best Li Yang walked in one step as he spoke, and the big man Li couldn't stop him, so he had to follow him in, lest this kid be in it, in case someone was doing serious business, and he wouldn't look good if he was beaten out by others.
Walking into the barber shop, I saw that the furnishings inside were not much different from ordinary barber shops, and there were messy hairs swept into a pile on the ground.
"What? I'm here for a haircut, don't you see how long my hair is? How ugly is it to ignore it? ”
Li Yang said that he was still vigorous, but his hair should really be cut, unloading sand and carrying cement on the construction site, he has not had a haircut for two or three months, and this kid is surprisingly lazy, basically he doesn't wash his hair once a month, the water is mixed with sweat and the sand raised, and his scalp is almost concrete.
"Two haircuts?"
Because it's already night, there is only one proprietress in the store, about thirty or so, who looks quite smart, a pair of car lights on her chest, trembling when she walks, dazzling people, and twisting her big buttocks, which can directly arouse the most primitive desires of males.
"Come here without a haircut, guess what we're going to do?"
Li Yang said a tentative pun, this kind of words, if the other party is doing that kind of business, he will be able to understand it immediately, and he will naturally connect with him, which is the same as the underground party joint, the king of heaven covers the tiger, and the river demon of Pagoda Town.
"Then wash your hair first."
Although the female boss didn't do this, there were many people who did this kind of business on this street, and she also understood it, but she didn't want to say anything, so she didn't answer Li Yang's words and directly asked him to wash his hair.
"You help me wash it, don't all barbershops have special shampoo girls? Since you don't, then you, the boss, will have to do it himself. ”
Big man Li listened to Li Yang's words, and he hated to kick him twice, this kid didn't know what idea he was playing, anyway, it wasn't as simple as just getting a haircut, there must be other purposes.
The proprietress frowned a little when she saw his hair, such hair is really difficult to wash and manage, and if it is not good, her own clippers and scissors can be dulled.
After grinding and chirping, he washed for half an hour, used N times of shampoo, and finally washed his hair, this kid Shi Shiran sat on the swivel chair, put on an apron, and prepared to get a haircut.
At this time, the female boss and barber asked him what kind of hairstyle he wanted, and he was so mentally minded, and this kid actually said that he wanted to have a bald haircut.
At that time, he was not yet thirty years old, and young people rarely had a bald head, because it looked so ugly, as if he had just been released from prison, and most young people would not have a bald head.
Of course, except for people like Ge You and Li Jin, most of the young people still love beauty, and no one will leave a beautiful hairstyle and go out with a bald haircut.
Another point is that it is actually quite difficult to get a bald head, and ordinary barbers are afraid of this job, and they can't play without a certain skill, he is testing the ability of this female boss!
I didn't expect the female boss to get angry too, isn't she just a bald head? Reason, if you're not afraid of me, aren't you? Directly cut the messy long hair with scissors first, and prepared to go under the knife.
The head of the comber is different from other hairstyles, and you must use a razor, or a very sharp razor, and it is easy to hurt people's scalp without a certain foundation.
The big man Li sat on the bench next to him and watched him get a haircut, lighting a cigarette and smoking, after all, the two had a good relationship, and they went out to play together, so naturally they couldn't leave him alone.
After getting a haircut, Li Yang's hands began to be dishonest, hiding under the apron and sneaking towards the plump thighs and buttocks of the female boss, and occasionally pinching them.
The female boss has been avoiding his hand for the sake of business, swallowing her anger, wanting to send him away as soon as possible, and when she encounters such a superb guest, the proprietress is also quite speechless.
After touching it for a while, his hand actually began to touch the forbidden land, and then the proprietress stopped doing it, and said with a sinking face: "Sir, please respect yourself, we are doing serious business, if you want to do this, go to another barbershop." ”
"Ahh It's not the girls in the barbershop who let them touch, why don't you let you touch it? If you don't let me touch it, Lao Tzu will ignore it. ”
As he spoke, this kid really stood up and put his apron down, and beckoned to Big Man Li: "Go, ignore it, what kind of service attitude!" ”
Big man Li was dumbfounded, looking at Li Yang, who was already half bald, and didn't know what to say, this kid is Tai Chi, if he goes out like this, he won't be treated as a monster!
Sure enough, although there were not many people on the street at night, as soon as they went out, they were immediately found with a strange hairstyle, and the return rate reached 1,000%.
After all, no one has ever seen such a yin and yang head, half of it is finely scraped, and the other half is messy, although it is not too long, but it is too speechless in comparison.
Seeing everyone's strange eyes, Big Man Li was so ashamed that he couldn't find a hole to get into, it was too embarrassing, he had to make an expression that I was not familiar with this guy, and take himself out first.
"Don't worry, I won't have such a hairstyle, let's find a second one immediately, I still don't believe it, as long as I have money, no one can give me a haircut?"
Seeing the expression of the big man Li, Li Yang smiled, posed as a POSE who thought he was very good, and walked towards a hair salon with pink lights not far away.